i have no food. i dont get paid until tuesday, will someone buy

You don't deserve the luxury of pizza. Set your standards lower.

>>16858748
thats what they told me about berserk ending. i wont give up

>>16858755
My advice would be to ask your neighbors man. Shame is better than starvation.

Can you get to a Walmart?

Pizza delivery requires card at delivery, in my experience. But I can email you a Walmart gift card and you get whatever.

>>16858760
true, ill give it a shot

>>16858761
nah but theres a walgreens right by my house, i might use the last 50 cents i got to get a lil single pack of ramen. wont last long but its something

>>16858728

for two bucks you can get 5 pounds of carrots.

>>16858772
eh, usually they just have me sign and thats it. also i actually just googled it, theres a walmart i could get to but it wouldnt be until after im able to get paid. so you dont have to unless youre really trying to get it off your hands

>>16858728

socal?

>>16858782
nah, i wish. im from jersey

whats closest: Pizza Hut, dominos, or papa johns? I can send an egiftcard from one of those and then it's all good for tip, pizza, etc and no worries about card holder being present. But idk about getting your email address. :-/

>>16858810
dominos, ill just give you my email.

my email is [email protected].

if youre serious about this, then thank you so much man

Sent an ecard to your email.

>>16858834

You're awesome dude...and this isn''t even OP!

>>16858834
havent gotten the email yet, i guess its processing still or something. thank you so much though

>>16858844
They better send it! :-) Checked my card and it says pending.

Been hungry myself. Just crawled out of a nasty few years. GL out there.

>>16858851
ah, probably means its gonna take a little bit then. ill report back once i get it. ive been through alot myself the past few months, so i appreciate it. hopefully ill be able to return the favor to you one day, anon

>>16858834

Geez, you're an angel.

>>16858728
Pretend to be a hot girl on tinder and get some dude to buy you food

>>16858851
oh, apparently once it sends you should get a confirmation email saying its on the way

>>16858906
What this guy said. Works wonders for easy money, but it's a pain to launder.

still nothing in my email.

>>16858950
Omg. Ridiculous. Anyway just tried Amazon for it. Should be good now.

>>16858950
Like. Seriously. I live in the UK. I logged on to a proxy and fuckin called Dominos with my Google Voice number. And they fucking hung up on me. Twice. So anyway. Went through Amazon. I hope it works. I fucking give up.

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>>16858958
just got it, thanks again anon. youre the shit.

>>16858906
Stomachs don't have gender!
Kek

>>16858969
Finally!

You sir are a hero

good o' chan saving a man from staving to death
also OP, buy MREs

>>16859882
>buy MREs
>stupid expensive for a meal
>not buying bulk shit like rice that's calorie dense and cheap

You really are trying to kill him, aren't you?

>>16859891
shh

Wtf one time me and my cat were starving to death and begged for $5 to buy McDonald's and one guy said he would only help if I gave him personal info and he only offered to buy rice from Walmart

I hate this place