My mom just fucking walked in on me masturbating.
What the fuck do I do now?
How do I deal with this shit?
Christ, this kind of just ruined my whole day, actually.
When I was a teenager I was mortified that my mum once found a sock of mine covered in jizz.
You'll get over it. Your mum's an adult and you're a man. She gets that you have needs. It's her fault for not knocking on the door.
It will be awkward as fuck for a while. It's up to you if you want to address it or let it go...not sure what kind of relationship you have with your mom. It will blow over. In the grand scheme, it;s not so big of a deal.
>When I was a teenager I was mortified that my mum once found a sock of mine covered in jizz.
happened to me to. Im 23 now, and a few months back there was a time i was working crazy hours at work, overtime and all. One day I get home and mom had cleaned my room and did some laundry. But she changed my sheets, and tucked in the corner of my room were my jizz boxers, which were now in the hamper. Never talked about it. But like yeah, shit happens. Cant even say its a funny story, I tend to just forget it happened.
Just don't even mention it. It's awkward, but every guy does this, she knows that. There doesn't need to be any kind of conversation or acknowledgment. It's not really THAT much different than if she'd accidentally walked into the bathroom while you were taking a shit. The embarrassment factor is higher, yeah, but it really just boils down to "whoops, sorry, should've knocked"
Are you a guy or girl?
What was her reaction?
Honestly, as awkward as it was, it's probably not a big deal. You're probably just over thinking it.
My mom once came home early and walked in on me in her room using her vibrator (I'm a girl). That was fucking mortifying. But honestly it wasn't actually a big deal. We just had a sex talk afterwards. She also quietly bought me a vibrator of my own a few days later, so it actually worked out pretty well.
What happened to me is worse. My mom accidentily pressed on one of "recently opened pictures" that you get when you right-click on picture viewers on the taskbar in Windows and saw my hentai. It was Rin and Saber spooning. She closed it quickly and pretended like nothing. Masturbation is okay. Porn however, is taboo as fuck. To this day I have great fears that someone will discover my folders. It's the only thing I have that I'm truly private about.
>fapping furiously to late night cinemax
>mom walks in as I pretend to be asleep
>she chuckles and says "peeling the banana aren't we?"
>mom walks out laughing
>I continue to pretend I'm asleep.
It happens at least once to all of us.
>Been doing gay stuff since i was 14
>I felt up some dudes dicks
>i got my cock sucked.
>Fucked some ass
>Fucked my self with a candle
That was 3 years ago and i'm Not really gay i think. I dont have a gf but i go out i dance with chicks. I enjoyed my last gf I had. I'm gonna be 19 next month and i'm in college. How do i handle this??!?