Need genuine ways for revenge (that don't involve jail).
record an audio file of yourself breathing heavily, and then point your speakers at his apartment and let it loop 24/7.
when he calls the cops for a noise complaint, you'll have plausible deniability
He hits my floor all day every day for making microscopic sounds (it's an apartment so your neighbors hear everything you do), but it wasn't until recently that he started harassing me outside for a disease I have that you can only hear if your apartment walls are thin (keeping private for 4chan anonymity). I'm not trying to kill his dog or break his window, just wanting him to know I don't let people fuck with me, if someone tries to rob or rape me I break their limb as a warning (learning krav maga), if someone tries to harass me at my home I make them regret it, I'm making a list:
key car: 50% success rate, ethnicity stat too low (not white enough), gender stat too low (trans but not cis)
rape charge: 5% success rate, ethnicity stat too low, gender stat too low, exaggeration stat too low
ddos: 25% success rate, computer stat too low
Help expand the list
Document harassment and file police report. Revenge shit is stupid and you want documentation since neighbor is insane.
A GoPro or other recording device would yield lulz. I know a video of someone complaining about my breathing would be comedy gold and I'd poast that fucker everywhere I frequent on the net and some places I don't.
By the way, one option if his hearing is actually good is a trick we played in the comm shop.
If you have a good audio system you can play a 23KHZ signal rather loud. Most people won't hear it but it bugs the shit out of those who do. It doesn't carry far and most folks high freq hearing is gone anyway.
>a transfaggot and a greasy beaner can't get along because of some imagined respiratory condition and an inability to cope with the noise of modern living
Does he have a dog? If so, but a dog whistle and blow it during the wee hours of the night. Of course, you'll be wearing earplugs or some other noise-cancelling gear while you do it.