I make good money, I have my own house, and I don't give

Quality woodworking/carpentry skill-building time

ill take 'shit that never fucking happened' for $500, alex

The fact that you're demanding her to be your sex slave is pretty damn scummy of you. The only possible explanation as why you'd propose such a thing is that you're pretty much unfuckable.

>>16787795

how do you get these points? do you start out the week with them? do they carry over?

>>16787809

nah, i get laid regularly, but i still checked out a sex slave option. it would save me a LOT of time from having to go and hook up just to let someone sleep in my bed while they look for a job

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>>16787795
Nice fantasy an' stuff

>>16787801
That sort of thing is worked into other rules, silly-billy.

>>16787809
The idea was that all these rules and demands would make her change her mind. I didn't want her here. As I said, I don't really care for dealing with women or relationships. However, having someone around to satisfy urges is just more convenient than going to the local clubs and bars.

>>16787823
Every Monday I'm given points, 30 is the current agreed amount. They don't carry over into the next week. Lowered costs can be negotiated in exchange for other things.

>>16787827
This. It's convenience pure and simple. And again, she is fine with it. Under the system she is also fully allowed to decline activities up to a point.

You're fucked in the head, you should kill yourself.

>>16787871
It's probably just a fat chick. No fantasy involved.

>>16787795
2/10. Started plausible but quickly became implausible. Do you like making up stories on 4chan?

>>16787804
this

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>>16787795

>>16787795
>So, what am I missing in this list? What sort of basic thing has slipped without my notice?
You forgot to include a way she can say no. That's where it crosses the line between BDSM and rape.

I have a hard time believing this. At best, she's agreeing with it, with the idea that she's going to just change the terms of the agreement either by slowly eroding it, or not doing things and you won't kick her out. Obviously what you need is a mechanism for forcing her to move out if she doesn't comply. But you obviously cannot actually enforce this, so it comes down to the slow eroding of the rules again.

This is probably not going to work out very well, but hey maybe she's just got a fetish for objectification.

I'm sorry you're so lonely, OP, but if you're going to fix the problem you first have to stop being in denial about it.