I make good money, I have my own house, and I don't give an iota of a shit about dealing with relationship horseshit.
An attractive friend of mine approached me recently wanting to move in. I told her it would never happen unless she agreed to a multitude of rules and, surprisingly, she agreed to them. However, she doesn't like one rule, that one being that she has to please me any time I so choose. Her problem is that she thinks that rule will be abused, turning her into a 24/7 sex slave.
I proposed a system that she has agreed to. A system where I am allotted points at the beginning of every week and these are exchanged for "favors". So I am trying to list everything possible but done in a reduced manner. Instead of listing a "69" for example, that position can be accomplished with "Blowjob" and "Vaginal Play".
So, what am I missing in this list? What sort of basic thing has slipped without my notice?
The fact that you're demanding her to be your sex slave is pretty damn scummy of you. The only possible explanation as why you'd propose such a thing is that you're pretty much unfuckable.
nah, i get laid regularly, but i still checked out a sex slave option. it would save me a LOT of time from having to go and hook up just to let someone sleep in my bed while they look for a job
That sort of thing is worked into other rules, silly-billy.
The idea was that all these rules and demands would make her change her mind. I didn't want her here. As I said, I don't really care for dealing with women or relationships. However, having someone around to satisfy urges is just more convenient than going to the local clubs and bars.
Every Monday I'm given points, 30 is the current agreed amount. They don't carry over into the next week. Lowered costs can be negotiated in exchange for other things.
This. It's convenience pure and simple. And again, she is fine with it. Under the system she is also fully allowed to decline activities up to a point.
>So, what am I missing in this list? What sort of basic thing has slipped without my notice?
You forgot to include a way she can say no. That's where it crosses the line between BDSM and rape.
I have a hard time believing this. At best, she's agreeing with it, with the idea that she's going to just change the terms of the agreement either by slowly eroding it, or not doing things and you won't kick her out. Obviously what you need is a mechanism for forcing her to move out if she doesn't comply. But you obviously cannot actually enforce this, so it comes down to the slow eroding of the rules again.
This is probably not going to work out very well, but hey maybe she's just got a fetish for objectification.