[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
Sick shit, not for fragile stomachs.
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /adv/ - Advice

Thread replies: 2
Thread images: 1
File: fuuu.jpg (104 KB, 2184x1230) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fuuu.jpg
104 KB, 2184x1230
Sick shit, not for fragile stomachs.
>be me
> Home from work and just had a great afternoon coffee fuckyea.jpg
> Fuck, no keys and have to wait 1hr for roommate for spare set
> Run around the yard trying to find a spare set sometimes in yard
> Give up
> Really need to shit.
> Tell myself, im ok, ill walk to a shopping centre close by there
> REALLY NEED TO SHIT
> calm down, please calm down
> FUCKING HELL I NEED TO @(#$*&#*()@$& SHIT
> omg omg omg cant get in, what do I do waht do I do
> notice lots and lots of mulch
> say to myself, oh no... please no...
> Proceed to plead with my body dont make me do this, please....
> End up shitting on the mulch (something in me just died).
> End up doing monster turd which is stuck together
> try to use hose to rinse it into garden - wont come out of mound OMFG.
> Flys start to come....
> Toss some more mulch over it to stop flies from coming - proceed to hose it down more
> Looks completly normal, except for the patches i removed to put on another heap on the lawn look like a bush turkey has been around.
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> realise that dad was recently gardening here, and will probably be again soon.
fuck.
So, is there a way to completly irradicate the shit without it looking too obvious....? How long do i have to wait for it to decompose?
>>
Should have dug a small hole and buried it. Mulch never works for this.
Thread replies: 2
Thread images: 1
Thread DB ID: 504496



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the shown content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content, then use the post's [Report] link! If a post is not removed within 24h contact me at [email protected] with the post's information.