What's the easiest way to get my dick sucked (and fucked if possible)? I don't have a lot of money and I can't talk to women very well.
Not by a man
Well I have a little money. I don't want to fuck a fat and/or ugly woman. If I did though, how should I do it? Can I just ask them if they want to have sex?
Honestly, the easiest way is probably with a guy. Some gay/bi guys like to "help out" a straight guy and don't expect anything in return. No emotional bullshit to worry about either.
Pay for it. You saying you "don't have a lot of money" is obviously an excuse to not pay for it.
But there is no magic word to make a woman suck your dick. If there were, you not being able to talk to women (what does that even mean?) wouldn't matter.
So hire a prostitute. That's the easiest way.
What's up with this meme?
I have gotten better at talking to people I guess but women are just as turned off on me as they used to. There are men in their 40s who are autistic spergs without any level of self awareness.
There are some people who are just neurologically incapable of being charismatic enough to have sex on a semi regular basis. I guess I should just accept it.