>gay guy in our group keeps trying to 'subtly' out

>>16773990
It's 2016. Being gay is cool. Consider yourself lucky, fag.

>>16773992


OR, i could be treated like a normal human bean,

Just fill his hole, then he'll get the message.

Faggot.

>>16774001

pls no. hes ugly and annoying. he'd be pretending to have a brittish accent with every thrust.

would totally bang his roommate tho

>>16774028
Bang his roommate. He'll get it then, you don't like him

>>16774030

i dont think hes even attracted to me, he hasnt flirted in the slightest. he just keeps trying to out me. cant get on my phone without him being like 'R U ON GRINDR?'

>>16774041
How does he know you're a homosapien? If you hate him so much then why'd you tell him?

>>16774052

i didnt tell him. i think its a gaydar thing. idk if my other friends believe or think i might be gay, bu they operate under the assumption that i am straight, and that has been surprisingly more comfortable so i wish to stick with it.

plus after two years its kinda hard to work in the whole 'by the way i sleep with men' thing.

All you gotta do is shut him down hard by saying (publicly) that you're not gonna fuck him and please stop trying for it.

>>16774041
I wasn't that Sirius. But honestly, maybe he'll get it you don't like him that much by showing interest in that other guy

>>16774067

maybe, i dont want to be dramatic with it, but theres no cheat codes in life. this sounds like the easiest way to shut him down without outing myself.

>>16774090

idk i feel like if i confirm outwardly that im gay by hitting up his roommate he'll just try to tease me even more in front of the gang. i have flited with his roomie in private though and he didnt seem into me, so moot point either way.

gonna go with publicly shutting him down for now. i mean if he wants to call me out in public no reason i cant do the same

>>16773990
i thought you guys had a rule about outing each other? does he know just through gaydar or did he run into you at a gay bar?

>>16774028
>he'd be pretending to have a brittish accent with every thrust
is that a gay thing? i might have to borrow that...

>>16774067
>>16774371
if people think youre straight, this will get you on the shit list for being a big meany head to a gay guy

>>16773990
just call him a man-lovin penis-oven