Every girl I talk to only wants to come to my place and as soon as I say I can't do that they stop talking to me. Why can't girls just have me over? I can't have girls over because I'm like bottom 1 percent of poverty and I have senile parents
How do you bang girls when you live with parents?
That's what the back seat is for, find yourself a girl who's cool with just going somewhere to chill. If you smoke it's easy as fuck. Find a quiet place to roll up, relax and blow one, fuck and cuddle your little heart out. Good times will be had....
Introduce them to your parents numb nuts.
>mom dad I'm during girl to dinner.
>oh Anon that girl is so sweet, we were worried you were gay.
The more comfortable they are with you and this girl together the more supportive and more relaxed they'll be with you having her over.