Is it possible to become a houseboy without having to bang old men?
I don't mind doing maid-y stuff, and I don't mind doing it naked or in drag or whatever, but I just don't want (strange) dicks in my ass filling me up with the AIDS.
Where/how can I find clients to clean houses for in a sexy way to make some money while not getting turbo-raped with HIV flesh-needles? I'm trying to post to craigslist but keep tripping the phone verification thing, and fuck that, I don't have a burner.
I am a squeamish virgin, but I'm okay with sexual situations in general, if that makes sense. I just don't want to get plowed or do any plowing.
My only rule going in is no dicks or pussies on my mouth, crotch, or butt. Is that too restrictive?
Also, I can't post on CL because phone verification is sketch as fuark, I get enough spam as it is. Where else is good to advertise?
I actually have a fetlife account. I have some (faceless) photos on it like anyone else there, but I've found it to be not very useful for actually meeting people, let alone landing a job. I've tried to be active on it, but... Eh. It just seems like a fundamentally lame site that you can't expect a lot out of. Like facebook, but you can put photos of yourself in drag with a horse dildo up your butt up without it being a bad idea (usually)
I have! I even throw up links to my account in /soc/ and fetish boards further afield, at least occasionally. I got a couple extra friends out of it, but all out of town and no real lines on events, let alone a job or anything else productive/useful.
This really, you can't be a tease and walk around naked doing chores without expecting to turn someone on, practice safe sex. Think about what a rich guy with weird tastes would really want.
I've put my CV out there for legitimate businesses. I didn't see any cleaning services with classified ads up in this round, but I've sent my resume off to a couple before. I've also tried legitimate non-sexy ads for cleaning homes, and no one bit.
And don't some people like cockteases?
Really, I'm just a little squeamish, I play with myself pretty hard as it is. If a client is cute and the mood is right, I think I'd maybe let them do something.
What if I open up my restrictions to jizz? You can cum on me, just not in me.
>You're not going to catch anything from jizz.
Exactly, I figure it just washes off. So cum on me whenever, just no penetrative sex because that's how you get ultra-crabs and hyper-herpes and The GRIDS and shit.
I should charge extra for that
base rate for just cleaning nude/in drag/in cosplay/whatever
slightly more and you can cum wherever on me except the face
a lot more and you can cum on my face or pee on me or whatever further degeneracy you fancy
But really, where do I post ads for this sort of thing, because fetlife is honestly lame, CL wants my number, and backpage is just not used it seems
But then I'm just a prostitute, and that's what I'm trying to avoid. It feels more dangerous, too, I think I'd be less likely to be murdered or robbed or even just stiffed and "shoplifted" as a de-facto cleaning boy rather than an overt prostitute.
QUESTION: What if I do the work with a plug in my butt? Then they can't fuck me, but they can be all "do ho ho how lewd" over it? Or is that a false compromise?
What about a plugtail? I could sew a plugtail easily, and they can tug on it I guess.
I can sew, so I guess I'll find some fleecy scrap material and make a little bunny tail to attach to a plug I've already got, or something.
I'm still waiting on some way I can actually put an ad out there for this without ending up with a lot of spam to my phone.
Hmm. That's not going to work then.
What about the tail? Then I can be like "it's part of the costume man, and it's there for a reason, don't pull it out or BAD THINGS might happen (but feel free to tug on it if you need me~~~<3)"
I'm not a prostitute, and really, I do enjoy cooking and cleaning. But I also enjoy wearing dumb/frilly/sexy outfits, and figure SOMEONE out there is a faggot who wants a trap maid who is actually a good maid.