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going to have sex for the first time. What do?????
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going to have sex for the first time. What do?????
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help pls
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Benis in vagoo
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aww fuck:(
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>>16715247
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Does the other person know you don't know what you are doing?

Ask what they like.
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Don't be upset when it goes badly. It happens that way for most everyone.

I spent most of my first time having sex hiding in the bathroom pleading for my dick to get hard.
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You already know what to do. Relax, and keep your expectations for yourself realistically low: you have, after all, never done this before.
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It is part of our biology..what the fuck do you mean what do I do? You're genetically programmed for this shit ..my advice. Get a condom to make sure you wouldn't accidentally come inside her for the first time. If she gave you a condom and you're suspicious about her make sure to fill the condom with water to make sure she didn't poke little holes in the condom. You're welcome
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I couldn't get hard the first times

Have some practice puttin condoms yourself
Talk to the women


you goon need a really good suck, enjoy it
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Thanks. Shes more experienced
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Not OP.

How do I buy a condom from the shop by being cool? I always wanted to buy one but some social insecurity seems to stop me. How do I get over this?

I am 19 though.
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>>16715237
just get a hooker

nothing is easier, you just go a website, choose the girl you like and within 2 hours you get your dick wet for some $$
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>>16715785
don't even buy condoms, they have plenty and they do not charge extra

whores are nice, they seen all sorts of guys and they don't even ask for your photo. so if you're reasonably fit, clean and have atleast an average dick you're already a prime customer
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>>16715783
Man up
Approach counter ask for a condom
Pretend everything around you doesnt matter
Or you just dont give a fuck
Do the resting bitch face
Hand over the cash
Recieve condom
Walk the fuck out of the store

They usually dont care if you buy one
Its just you who thinks that when you buy one everyone sees you as a perverted sack of shit
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just think about it, how much time and effort would it take for a noob like you to get this girl ? it took me 20 minutes before starting a search and being on my way
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>>16715351

What the actual fuck. Why would you advice someone who's gonna have sex for the first time to fill his condom with water first.

This is my first visit to this board And it is most definitely my last
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>>16715237
don't forget to tuck your ballsack inside the condom

I thought you just had to roll it down the shaft and the girl couldn't stop laughing
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Don't overthink it, just relax and try to have some fun.
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>>16715237
Insert tab A in slot B.
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>>16715817
A human giving a human advice. Fucked up right?
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>>16715237

>put benis in vagina
>remove benis from vagina
>repeat until completion
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>>16715860
Op will actually do this anon please
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>>16715253


This... But before that. Forplay forplay forplay. And when you are ready to put your dick right in her pussy, do 5-10 more min of forplay.
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>>16715793
Mind if I keep this one, brother?
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about how many tries did it take you guys to become.. decent at it
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The thought of sex fucking scares me, what do?
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