When I was 7 or so I already knew how to solve 3rd degree equations. By age 16 I was already into quantum physics and civil engineering. When 18 I started to learn to play piano by myself, on the third day I was already very comfortable with both hands and knew how to play some 3 or 4 songs of medium difficulty. Won state level chess championships and know 7 languages. Have a number of other achievements to be proud of.
What should I do about my life? Despite all this I live an average life. It's like I'm a big fish in a small pound.
>shitposting on adv
you're not a genius you're human waste lol
if you're that smart why not learn basic social skills and stop wasting your time bragging on stupid imageboards loser
Korosho, spasiba. But as anon pointed, this isn't exactly a good way to test my Russian because of the reasons he pointed out. You could ask for a certificate. Lichess isn't exactly a good website for chess, chess.com is better for many reasons, but we can have it there if you want.
gg man, np, I actually forgot how en passant works, so I had to brush up since it looked like it might have come into play on the right there. Anyway, any time a game goes on that long, it's because players are somewhat evenly matched. I am out, as mentioned in game, see you around some other time.
Kid, if you think you need to provide a certificate to prove you know Russian, then you're a monolingual pretender. Write a post in passable Russian (pref. using the actual alphabet, these transcriptions hurt my fucking eyes.) Tell me how you came to study so many languages, how about that? Sounds like an interesting story.
But we both know you're not going to do that, because you don't speak Russian. You managed to fuck up the transcriptions of both of those INCREDIBLY SIMPLE words -- in ways usually associated with people new to the language, no less. Spasiba with an A? Seriously? You can't even claim to have just been writing them phonetically for our benefit, khorosho doesn't have a fucking K sound in it either.
Кeмбpиджcкий yнивepcитeт. CAR cepтификaт для aмepикaнcких cтyдeнтoв. Я нaчaл c Duolingo тoгдa я oбpaтилcя зa coвeтoм пo /инт/, кoгдa вce cтaлo тpyднee. Eдинcтвeнныe языки, чтo я нe yчитьcя c Duolingo были итaльянcкий и иcпaнcкий. Я yзнaл иcпaнcкий язык в шкoлe и мoя ceмья итaльянcкий aмepикaнeц. Teпepь, вы дoлжны пepecтaть быть выcoкoмepным и ocтaнoвить вecь этoт "Bы нe знaeтe pyccкoгo хaхaхa" вeщь. Cepтификaты являютcя eдинcтвeнным cпocoбoм дoкaзaть, чтo вы гoвopитe язык. Я мoг иcпoльзoвaть Google Translate для выпoлнeния этoй зaдaчи. Bы идиoт. И в cлyчae кaких-либo oпeчaтoк, я c пoмoщью oнлaйн киpиллицy, пoтoмy чтo никтo никoгдa нe пpocил мeня, чтoбы нaпeчaтaть в киpиллицy, тoлькo вaм. Teпepь идитe cпaть, Baтник.
Your Russian is both shit and automatically translated. If you are still here in 3 hours, I will be back to walk you in chess. Luckily, I got to play a decent anon.
It's like F-22 is "Raptor" AK-47 is "Kalash", SU-24 is "Sushka" etc.
>Fuck off you ape. I'm telling you to join my game for hours and you haven't. You piece of shit don't know nothing about nothing. You yourself probaly don't know Russian itself, just some Google Translating faggot.
Esentially what you said. Die in a fire.
Certificates are a pretty poor way to prove knowledge of a language. For instance, in your case, I can tell you don't speak a lick of Russian because your writing is rife with grammatical errors. Like ... glaring ones. In fact, I'm reasonably certain you don't speak any other language besides English -- if you did, you'd know how unreliable machine translators still are. I have to go now, take care, and next time when you lie online try and aim a little lower. :)
Try to become CEO of construction company. I'am civil engineer myself..
Try to join SAS, GIGN, CIA etc. Enter a university which has a partnership with some secret service or special force and continue from there. Or try to become every 4 year old's dream, an astronaut
Everything you described is painfully ordinary except for this
>Won state level chess championships and know 7 languages.
That one is probably a lie.
You could be doing something actually meaningful rather than shitposting on /adv/.
If you're really as smart as you're pretending to be then you'd have 0% doubt about what you want to do with life. The guy you're describing would have carreer offerings coming out of his ass.