So, my GF and I don't have places of our own yet (we're still with our parents...), and we haven't fucked yet. Any ideas of where to do this? Figured cars would be uncomfortable, would like to save money if possible so no hotels/motels. Ideas?
Go camping if you live somewhere not freezing
Wait for parents to leave
Assert dominance over parents by giving them $30 and telling them to go watch a movie at the theatres
Pray you have a brotier dad, say you need some time with your girl this saturday, ask if he can accommodate
On your parents bed.
But seriously though. Car sex is a lot of fun if you do the right positions. My favorite? Guy sits on backseat in middle. Girl sits on top back facing him and leans into front seat
>Figured cars would be uncomfortable
If you had a pair of testicles between your legs, you'd make it work.
Like everyone else, you wait until one of your parents go out for something.
As a protip, don't remove her bra all the way. That's the hardest thing for girls to put back on and some of them are retarded enough to try when they have 0.5 seconds to look innocent and "oh my gaawd I've gotta get this on! I can't just NOT have a bra on!" because apparently having your whole fucking shirt off isn't a huge fucking giveaway to what we're doing you stupid cunt holy shit.
No girl wants her first time to be in a car. And if she does give in to the idea, she's not going to be 100% comfortable and the whole experience will suck for both of you. Find somewhere clean and safe to do it where she can be as relaxed as possible