Hello there, what can I get you?
Something you need to talk about?
We can talk about me, too, if it helps get your head clear.
Just enjoy your stay.
>Advice Bartender thread
i remember the times i needed advice and no one was able to give it to me and how desperate and alone i felt.
so i want to propose my common and specific sense to anyone who might need it
maybe try something new then.
go with a tonic or should i stirr it into a nice martini?
well i guess im allright. only the usual troubles.
how about you, sir?
hot sambuca: what's the deal with that? i love the family of cold anise-flavoured drinks, neat or mixed with alcohol, but haven't heard of hot variants (neither has wikipedia in its serving section)
Anisees are often drunk hot because of aetheric oils in them which give you a warm and cozy feeling in your stomach. Also warm alcohol knocks you out fast.
Google Blue Blazer for example
Two fingers of Makers please. Also, I'm turning 28 next month and am a fat virgin. I'm contemplating driving to Nevada and hiring a whore. I'm concerned it will destroy me mentally though. On the flip side I'd have to spend years fixing my body before I'd be able to have sex with an even averagely attractive woman. I'm so torn.
please, sit down, enjoy your time
dismiss easy solutions. they tend to produce more problems.
if you have to work years. do it.
achieve for a more noble and strong life. don´t be the looser you´re afraid off.
hookers are like liquor. they are not meant for depression, rather so for party
if you are a virgin you are.
no need to change that my friend.
makers 46 allright? or just plain classic?