I have no friends except one. He's lazy, lives off of welfare

>>16670462
Eternal loneliness and solitude or eternal annoyance?

Kinda in a similar position to you. Would love to slit my wrists instead but I have debts and responsibilities.

>>16670462

you should drop him and work on improving yourself so you become a more interesting, more attractive person and make better friends

I would suggest trying to make work friends and or joining a club.
Failing that play Wow or something similar, there are literally guilds where people spend 80% of their time on vent and skype talking and 20% leveling and its sure better than being 100% alone.

>>16670501
Well, what keeps me from it is the fact that i have a gf and a family i am on very good terms with. But having literally no real friends still depresses me greatly. And this one friend... i think i only hang on to him is because i have nobody else

>>16670521
Hm i am on very good terms with my boss. He wasn't my boss a year ago but a co worker but i have always wondered if i should ask him to do something after work. What do you think?

>>16670462
>I have no friends except one.
That's a lie Op you are getting your life together and feel pity on your friend while judging him. From high above. You have a gf, family and a job and I bet they are bitching at you to get rid of him. And because you have no one else to compare life and such. Also to insecure with what others lives are like compared to yours. You want him around just to look good. God you are pathetic OP

>>16670563
Thanks

Eat him and absorb his essence

There is always suicide

find new friends. i'd never stay friends with that kind of loser.

>>16672811
What he said

Penis

>>16670462

That sounds like a really shitty friend.

I have a friend like that. But luckily he's not my only friend, so i inky use him for online game matches, which he's good at, so that's fine.

Get yourself some new friends. Even online ones will be more fulfilling than someone like that.

>>16674429
*only