I came home from work last night and found a pill called "Palexia

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2016-01-08 15:33:41 Post No. 16660007
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 15:33:41 Post No. 16660007 [Report]

I came home from work last night and found a pill called "Palexia Tapentadol", which is "Nucynta".

It was 50 mg, just casually left on top of the mailboxes in my building.

I did some research and apparently it's an opioid.

I figured someone might want to trick a retard such as myself into accidentally an heroing, so I made sure it was the real deal.

Took it, felt warm and slightly high.

I was expecting it to be like acid or at least weed, cause I've never done oxy.

TL;DR, how do I not nut too fast?

Does that exercise where you jerk off and stop right before you're about to cum work in prolonging the time it takes for me to nut?

I accidentally bought these dick numbing condoms this one time. It felt great using them.

Should I invest 10 bux into dick numbing cream, or is the natural, exercise way, the way I should go?

Anonymous 2016-01-08 15:37:02 Post No.16660017
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 15:37:02 Post No.16660017 [Report]

>hurr durr I'm so beta I can't even make decisions about my own body

Anonymous 2016-01-08 15:38:48 Post No.16660024
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 15:40:06 Post No.16660028
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 15:40:06 Post No.16660028 [Report]

>>16660007

This post is like that movie From Dusk til Dawn- it just changes gears right in the middle. Great movie.

Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:02:39 Post No.16660094
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:02:39 Post No.16660094 [Report]

>>16660017

Nigga call me back when you got a woman.

So what's good:

1. Numbing cream
2. Actual exercise

I like easy ways out. Will the cream give me dick cancer or make it not work?

Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:21:37 Post No.16660176
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:21:37 Post No.16660176 [Report]

>>16660094
I AM a woman, you dingus

Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:22:31 Post No.16660179
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:22:31 Post No.16660179 [Report]

>>16660176

Stop wilin nigga. Tell me whats good for my dick.

Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:26:01 Post No.16660192
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:26:01 Post No.16660192 [Report]

>>16660179
Fine. The numbing cream is a terrible idea to be spreading on your thin delicate dick skin on the reg. Man up and learn to edge

Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:37:59 Post No.16660235
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 16:37:59 Post No.16660235 [Report]

What's 'edge', bro?

You saying I should do the exercise?

How would you know whats good for my dick, knowing that you don't have one?

Anonymous 2016-01-08 17:11:10 Post No.16660340
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 17:11:10 Post No.16660340 [Report]

I went and bought a pack of those nice condoms.

Thanks for nothing, you fat bitch.

Bet you ain't even got a man, stank ass hoe.

Anonymous 2016-01-08 17:16:21 Post No.16660355
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 17:16:21 Post No.16660355 [Report]

>>16660340
>>16660235
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm_control

I am concerned for you, Anon. Get a grip on yourself.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/