Too poor for school
Too poor for a shrink because I want to kill myself
Too poor to buy DNP to speed up my cut
Too poor to afford to kill myself(No place to hang myself, too poor for a gun, too poor and social anxiety riddled to find drug dealer to buy drugs from to kill myself with, too poor for a helium tank)
Too poor for my own cell phone to apply for jobs with,
Too poor for new clothes to go any job interview with.
Too poor to go to a gym and lift with free weights rather than the machines I've been using.
What the fuck do I do?
Sorry I'm not from the US so I'm not too sure. Your country's fear or socialism seems to leave a lot of people alone in the cold. I would suggest asking from some bigger local church. Christians would probably want to help someone like you.
Go to the center or a rich town near you and try begging. I've done it in the center of Edinburgh and got $200 in 6 hours. People in Florida might not be as generous but if you do it for a few days or a week (you might want to consider switching to a different town after a few days for better results) you'll be able to get a decent amount of money. Save money but eating the cheapest shit, bread, banana, cans of tuna.
Pretty vague, OP
You have a computer, so you can make a resume.
Sounds like you're young, so you have to use various curriculum vitae...life experiences.
You can type, so you know basic computing.
Clothes aren't as important as you think they are. Since you're looking at basic iobs, stocking/overnight stocking...sign spinning....lawn care crew...hell...dog walking. You could do these things
Gym...you need no equipment to work out by doing body mass exercises. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky and follow the links
No phone...do you love with parents? How old are you? How are you meeting your basic needs? There are programs for the poor that help with getting basic needs like food programs, basic cell phone, etc
Or are you just here to whine because you're woefully undermotivated?
Get outside. You are in Central Florida lots of beauty around you. Find a remote spring and go for a swim or a long hike. Rock Springs, Juniper Springs, Silver Glen are some of my favorites. Getting outside and enjoying nature helps ground you and gives you a a purpose.
Now I know you're just a lazy shitposter. I live in tampa. I've applied for food stamps (free) and qualified for skills training grants to get the comptia a+ and newwork+ certifications (now made free because of qualifying for food stamps labeling me as a person of need). I spoke with my local church which helped me out with my bills for 3 months while I looked for a job. I've gone to Christian services and been given 2 large brown bags of food basics in order to feed myself.
Get off your ass and go make use of the system, faggot. It's there for a reason. It's a safteynet. Just dont treat it like a lifestyle
Additionally, too poor for school does NOT mean you're too poor to teach yourself skills. You have the goddamn internet, faggot.
You want to be more than a warm.body at a job, learn the shit out of Microsoft office, quickbooks, and learn the basics of setting up a computer network along with computer repair. All that can be done online...and for free