HOMESTUCK - HOMESMUT GENERAL #15
Try to Think about quality when posting:
>Does the drawing resemble the character enough to be considered Homestuck?
>Is the drawing a mess of scribbles or aesthetically displeasing?
>Accompany shitposts with quality porn
34 dot xxx
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>OP remembered to add +1 to the thread number to correct the mistake from previous thread
i love you OP
I think this pic and yours are the same artist. I love this guys work
I have to say, I vastly prefer Jane with that body type.
Paging guy in charge of the Homestuck Foot Fetish dropbox.
Straight shota. In pornographic content a young girl is sometimes called a loli and a young boy a shota due to japanese image board influence. Therefore "straight shota" refers to raunchy depictions of a boy in an heterosexual setting, typically with an older woman. /ss/ refers to a fictitious image board where such content would be posted. "Hey kid wanna /ss/" is an old meme/catchphrase referring to a woman seducing a younger boy. This concludes your daily dose of pornographic internet slang history.
Absolutely great artist.
shit taste confirmed
It's more about the potential to share than it is that Ill actually use it myself
>if you can tear yourself away from the serkets
an impossible task, I'm afraid
That's a strange way to say Serenity / Twinkly herbert, but here's some content for the rarest and most underrated.
Sometimes, I find myself wondering if anyone on this board has any taste what so ever. I mean, I might be the guy that's jacked off to unclothed department store mannequins, but even I have standards.
no so, I don't have a think for grimbark jade savagely fucking lalondes, no nope uh-uh.
of course a nepeta is fine too
well, Futa on it's own is hot because you've got a female who you think is really hot, and the presence of having a cock that you can empathize with, so you can understand what she's feeling and what her drives are,
meanwhile, dog-tier jade lets you assume she's more primal and aggressive in bed than would normally be acceptable, and that's even hotter.
As for why mom lalonde, I have no fucking clue other than all lalondes seem very fuckable, either on rose's end of being too prude and breaking her, roxy being super exciteable over everything, and both mom lalondes knowing exactly what they want.
you put all that together and bang
but no, this is the one that always makes me feel a little weird. like, just... i dunno. (attached pic, not the one i'm replying to)
I also totally place the blame for my obsession over characters with either missing facial features or no facial features with arbitrary coloration on homestuck and the wii-fit trainer.
those eyes are terrible, and the even less finished ears. those faces are horrible
there's a certain point where I run out of things that are actually porn that can be posted on this board though.... some of it isn't porn, some of it is porn but can't be outside of /b/, and some of it is just pictures of cosplayers
>fucked up torso
Roxy's back has a more extreme arch to it in the original.
otherwise the faces have less animu/mango proportions
Fuck it, i don't care enough to break out gimp and show you
Roxy's upper back bends at a more sharp angle backwards in the original than in the nude edit. by 10-15 degrees.
the shoulders are in the same place, i've got them open and i'm flipping between them, the butt's in the same place....
all i'm really noticing is that in the original the noses are unnaturally pointy, rose's eyes look rejected from rick and morty, and they've both got their lower lips pushed forwards from permanent duckface.
I'm sorry that I triggered your autism anon, please, speak to someone about what I did and I hope you have a calm rest of the evening!
also, they're fucking cartoons made to get your dick hard and to get off, they're not supposed to be fucking van gogh, just good enough to not be fucking terrible.
it's a poor choice of words I admit, but I got that description from an hour and a half long psychological analysis and talk on why futanari and hermaphrodites are so popular, and why they're more popular with men than with women. It was posted on /d/ a few years ago, before /aco/ even existed.
you're the jerkass that complained about the proportions in the version I posted, I don't honestly care, I just think the faces in the original are kinda fucky. and I mean that in the "somethings fucky" reaction image way, and not the "this makes me want to fuck something " way.
Now, Since i've exhausted most of my actual porn and /aco/ safe material, I think i'm going to finally actually fap and then play some vidya.
Oh yeah, and that pic of nepeta was supposed to be ironic
I'm sorry anon, It seems I've triggered your autism as well, please I hope you do find a healthy outlet for your frustration and I apologize!
Honestly, I didn't even think about it and then you replied quoting it and I about died.
anyway, i'm out. if this thread is alive tomorrow, or there's a new one, I may in fact return.
As someone who has commissioned a ton of futa!Jade/Mom art from quite a few artists, it pretty much has to do with it being an extension of my favorite ship, Jade/Roxy. Basically, just extend Roxy's loneliness another 15-30 years, and you've got a teenage girl fucking a grown ass woman who's never so much as kissed a girl, let alone been deflowered by one.
A ton of it's anal too since come on, that's like the best kink.
>tfw you have a great crackship but it has almost no porn and half of it's crap
Some of it isn't even just those two
Glub's sketches were better than the finished ones
He produces a lot. The quality, while not being something to admire, is still way above your "average" porn artist. Also, he's been active since like forever ago, so that helps too.
All in all, he produces fapable homesmut and it's really all that matters.
damn after googling and playing that I really want trolls in it
Are you ready for inter-dimensional glory-holes?
>especially if it's jade/dave
fixed that for you
without but there are some really good ones with
Heh, I saw the drawing, keep up the good work!
Will do, thanks, anon!
alright here's the deal: theres a really specific pastebin i'm after. I can't remember the name AT ALL, but I do remember what it was about.
Jade's puffy, donut shaped asshole.
Jade basically works at a donut store by day and camwhores her butthole at night by decorating it like regular donuts and putting the photos up online.
Anyone know it and have a link, or even a name?
Please don't. Give it at least a week or so - I too would eventually want to see it, but straight up reposting it within a day from release really hurts the sales. As it is, doing nothing supports the artist too.
which troll objectively has the best butt? post evidence
I bought it but I won't post it. It's 2 dollars man. Just buy it.
Nepeta, cuz she works out.