The quality of games may vary, but blue-skinned waifus are always nice
Where the fuck is the NSFW, non-fake version of this goddammit?
I need it.
Did someone say something about blue-skinned waifus?
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waiting for krogan cock
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>>1550209
>Andromeda was so forgetful that we are back to Asari
I'll post this one for old times sake
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>>1550220
I remember someone saying after it came out "when nobody is arguing who is the best waifu, you know you've fucked up somewhere".
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>>1549972
beautiful. asari making love is a heavenly thing.
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So long as they don't make an evil, brainmelting psychic vampire thing.
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And that's it for asari stuff.
>>1550220
What exactly am I looking at here? Cuz it looks like a tard bout to be fucked and or molested.
>>1549841
That's some nice genetically engineered boobs
Need some different alien bitches, like turians and drell
>>1549704
Man, there is something in blue girls that just makes me go hnnng
It's so cute!
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>>1550229
Remember the times when Bioware had top-tier level waifus?
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>>1549992
moar of asari-hanar please
>>1550301
You're looking at what happens when politics interferes with your product line.
Look upon it and weep.
>>1549704
at least, this thread is gold because no ME: Andromeda... that's good
Anyone else have a fetish for specific interspecies porn? Like I love Asari x Krogan smut but it's surprisingly uncommon.
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>non-fake
>>1554120
And not a single pic of best ME character (sarcasm) - Diana Allers
I wish there was a better drawn version of this image
>>1555025
someone wrote a fic based on this
>>1554974
Diana would have been such a good addition to ME3 if they hadn't completely fucked up her face model. Imagine if she had been genuinely hot.
>hot slutty reporter in latex dress down to bang at the drop of a hat
Yes please
>>1554537
I wish there was more elcor stuff.
>>1555043
Her VA was pretty meh, and her personality wasn't that great. If they could fix that (and her face) it would be passable
>ywn slide your cock between Miranda's sweaty, tender, asscheeks before sliding your cock deep into her tight butthole
>>1555059
It's shocking how badly they fucked up
>>1555060
Miranda's butt is the best
>>1549704
Am I the only one who finds Jennifer Hale's voice really sexy?
>>1555022
I want to cum inside FemShep
>>1554537
I like seeing Hanar stuff, since there's never enough of them.
The idea of Jack, of all people, shacking up with one amuses me.
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very nice.
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>>1562490
I doubt seven billion people played Mass Effect
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>>1550028
Shit Anon. Don't fuck with Aria.
>>1564906
That's the only thing she is good for
>>1549708
Wow, that's actually very good.
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>>1562494
Mass Effect isn't the only series she voiceacted for either.
>>1562694
Tali > Liara
Never enough quality Quarian smut
Why is all the female turian porn on the xeno thread
>>1572969
Turians are on the other side of the line between humanoid and non humanoid
>>1569401
not Tali but yes
Why are blue skinned females so superior?
>>1574464
Is it Xen or just some no-name?
>>1575006
Xen's suit is black.
>>1575044
Yeah, you are completely right.
>>1549704
What's your favorite/ least favorite character to romance in the games and why?
Fresh OC
>>1550220
Doesn't help that no new -fuckable- aliens were introduced, just scabby faced mushroom people and some farscape rejects.
can a human impregnate an asari? if so does the kid look human or like an asari
>>1579203
yes, and asari
>>1579214
since its human + asari is there a chance it can become a boy? or is asari's 100% females? got a lot of questions about the blue sluts
>>1579239
Just play the game or read the wiki. All this is explained in like first hour of playtime. And yes, there are 100% female, no blue boys.
>>1579239
assari children are always 100% female and 99% assari taking only a few very minor non physical traits from the father race. if an assari impregnates a human female, the same result.
>>1579243
played 1-2-3. just forgotten much about the blue aliens :/
>>1579250
I call it bullshit, how could you forget such basic informations?
>>1579260
basic information? i would not call it that. remember much of the main story from all, but not small details like this.
if asari's came to earth and did not have the mind bending power, they would 100% become a freeuse race for every human male
>>1579271
I wouldn't call it small details either. I mean it's like the main thing about asari, that they are all female spieces that can get mate with anyone. But let's not go deeper with this spam. I also have a question about asari that bother me lately.
What do you think, can they get impregnate by animals? They can do this with intelligently beings from another planets so it doesn't look for me that they couldn't do this with less intelligently life form. If I unerstand their biology, they just need to want to get pregant and take from partner barin all needed genes. And if such pregnancy is possible, how would look such offspring? Would it be partial feral in
its personality perhaps?
Also I post kroganin because I don't have many asari pictures.
>>1579578
well i phrased that wrong, in comparison to the main story its a small detail but for the asari race its a really big detail. but what i know about the game really does not matter. what does is when can nasa get their ass to space so we can fuck blue aliens!?
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who made this?
>>1579685
i think its Turbotom
>>1577129
>Favorite
Garrus, hands down, most awkward space cop/10, would romance again.
>least favorite
As hot as she is, I have always hated Liara, she had that cute ditzy scientist shtick going on in 1 and it was fantastic, then she suddenly became "Super Tacticool Information Broker" for no real reason other than, "we really just wanted to bring back Liara, but we would then have two scientists."
>>1579712
is this gif by him as well?
>>1579578
Okay here's how the fluff works.
When they meld with another creature for the reason of getting knocked up they take some of their own DNA unchanged into the mix as well as a mutated version of their own DNA based on the specimen they are melding with.
It's kind of like forcing their own DNA to match characteristics from their partner but the child is still 100% asari no matter the partner.
The whole thing with brain melting blue space waifus is that Asari melding with Asari have the risk of hightening the melding capability to the extent that it ends upp killing the partner since melding is a very dominant characteristic for Asari.
So remember kids, that Asari child don't have a trace of your DNA, rather it got Asari DNA trying to replicate certain aspects of you.
I'll show myself out.
>>1581214
Far as I know and is explained in game, sex is a no-go the immense majority of the time. Even between two quarians in the flotilla, it requires a sterilized chamber for the two to get inside, and they'll still spend some weeks sick until they adapt to each other. So quarians really don't have sexual relationships until they marry and decide to have kids. Tali just taking a shitton of antibiotics (and probably with the help of Mordin, pretty much the best biologist in the galaxy) to spend one single night with Shepard was still a huge risk to her health. And she did spend some time sick afterwards anyway, but she wanted the real thing.
On the other hand, their suits come with a program that basically masturbates them. So, basically, the quarian equivalent of casual sex is masturbating next to someone, suits on.
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artist OC
>>1581495
Yeah, I think all this stuff was written before the good writers left.
>>1583559
What always impresses me about this line is that it was in ME1, meaning there hadn't even been any time yet for porn.
>>1583707
They've always been the designated waifu species
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>>1577129
The worst has to be Jacob. Let's count, shall we? He has the blandest personality, his voice acting is mediocre at best, his romance scene is probably the worst in all the games and he is shitty character gameplay-wise. Also in ME3 he cucked FemShep if she was stupid enough to romance him. Thankfully he can be killed in suicide mission, so that's a plus.
>>1583707
Bioware knew exactly what they were doing, creating a species of pansexual, psychic, blue-skinned space babes
>>1583893
>pansexual
does this become a real thing when we're talking about the mass effect universe
>>1583905
Considering that Asari can breed with any sentient species, yes
>>1549704
Is there any... Krogan cock?
>>1577129
Mirands because I have a crush on Strahovski. The extremely cherrypicked "MJ" images of her are silly. I agree that they could've done a vastly better job at recreating Yvonne but I still find her attractive.
Also that confidence. Ice queen and all who warms up and becomes a real team player. And her accent. And body though her chest should've been a cup bigger.
Zaeed is the greatest partymember though. Fucking love that man.
>>1583949
I googled pics of Strahovski and I would like to say, that the fucked up her face in game.
>>1550229
Another way to put Andromeda.
>not porn content, FYI
https://youtu.be/Fe4w9wlNlso
some oc
>>1550301
joke about the ME:A eye tracking issues
>>1581491
Hey, come on, the suits don't COME WITH the self-pleasure function. That's what downloadable apps are for. According to the Shadow Broker's file, your quarian party member installs it and then uninstalls it on a regular basis.
Also, if you have pregnancy risk kink, Mass Effect's a fun series to fap to because the tech level's advanced enough that it's totally plausible anyone with a dick could have had sci-fi medical procedures done so that their seed can also knock specific other species up. Krogans would be extra-prone to it, I expect.
>>1583924
I'm not seeing it that often anymore. The tradition is dying.
>>1550220
>Stevie Wonder's half sister
I'm disappointed with the last of shephard anons
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Does it counts as incest?
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i believe so
Any advice for my shitty animation?
>>1596233
I don't know. Maybe use high-tier waifus next time?
>>1596233
weird looking bounce, shit facial expressions, and whats with the angles in the crotch?
>>1590973
>According to the Shadow Broker's file, your quarian party member installs it and then uninstalls it on a regular basis.
That's not the best part. If you romanced Liara in 1 and then moved on to Tali, there's this conversation in ME3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOMNMojfono
>Human vessels edition
Some OC
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I would like to stim her nerves if you know what I mean
>>1596556
Ashley's pretty high-tier
>>1549704
Up for blue waifus
>>1549709
The tongue got miscolored in the thumbnail; looked like teeth. I thought she was trying to chomp that dick.
>>1603909
Wouldn't be out of character for Aria to do that
>>1555063
She looks in-game just like that weird robot-head with a human face on it doing those creepy expressions.
>>1599976
in ME1 maybe
>>1611832
>jigglygirls asari.
This is great, I had no idea that it's a thing
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>>1613592
They got one more jigglygirls pic for Mass Effect im pretty sure
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And there is one with Diana for some reason
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Or purple-skinned in that case
>>1608123
She looks like a MILF in ME3. High tier indeed.
anyone have the password that secazz has for the liara zip file? i can shove it on google docs or mega if anyone wants a crack
>>1629454
Genetically engineered spine.
I know this is off topic but do the games, codex or comics go into detail about human/turian couples? I always thought it was so weird that the games never brought up much controversy with that since the first contact war happened not long before the first mass effect. I feel like families would literally fragment over that kind of drama but it never gets mentioned. Also if you get with vetra in MA they never seem to bring up that your father fought as N7 in the contact war. Like shouldn't someone in ryder's family or turians period feel thats bad blood or something?
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>visible ribcage
>super fake tits
>body shaped like a "c"
>monster thighs
>loli face
>>1631061
If I remember correctly, it's really only humanity that treats the first contact war as such a huge deal. The turians don't even refer to it as a battle.
I could see a human family being up in arms about it, but a turian family probably wouldn't give much of a shit.
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the turians throw a shit fit about it in the first game when you try to become a spectre. I always assumed that they didn't consider it a war as a way of downplaying the whole thing because they ended up getting beaten so badly and they were supposed to be the mightiest military in the galaxy. I feel like turians would be upset about interspecies couples but their military minds would keep them from being so publicly upset about it unlike humans
There was a fapfic I read an age ago of MaleShep fucking Aria T'loak at Afterlife while a dancer watches them and masturbates. I read it years ago and haven't been able to find it since. Does it sound familiar to anyone?
>>1550295
Random question, but is there a non-cum version of this?
>>1632504
>Two balls.
What is this trash?!
>>1632662
For some reason I can't imagine submissive Shepard even for fetish reasons
>>1631379
They didn't get beaten, a small scouting force occupied a human settlement aganst a rather large human military force, both sides were about to bring more military forces but the council stepped in before that. If a winner was to be declared it would be turians as they occupied a human settlement with minimum forces.
>>1633062
That war and human-turian relations are showing up surprisingly rare. For a major race turians as a race feels much less developed in the games than quarians or krogans
>>1594231
>when they say go fuck yourself and you take it too seriously
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>>1583893
You know, the "No Asari/Asari fucking" rule always made me wonder what they fucked before they left their homeworld and found other sentient species. I mean, either they didn't have that bias yet, or their entire society was based upon beastiality with the local wildlife.
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it's not that they don't, it's just a bit more dangerous. I think Liara clears that up in the first game.
>>1638782
>the "No Asari/Asari fucking" rule
So Asari are a species of cucks?
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Or xenophile.
>>1583893
I have the original design book somewhere, they were originally designed to be the "sexy green alien girls" from Star Trek.
I think the blue turned out for the better heh
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Green is fine too
>>1555063
Sara Ryder's prototype (Jayde Rossi) is also quite hot. As is Scott Ryder's prototype (Steven Brewis), btw. Surprise surprise, the female characters got their faces fucked up, while Scott still looks handsome and very similar to his prototype.
Someone in the development team really has some serious appearance issues.
>>1641074
What the hell?
She looks nothing like that! Jeez, someone fucked up big times.
>>1633062
I think it's a bit of both. The Turians did win, technically, but they were considerably more advanced than the humans at that point, and the humans were still giving them a hard time. For such an honor driven species, that's going to give them a grudge.
Think of how the Minbauris still resented Commander Sheridan in Babylon 5 when he was the only human to ever blow up one of their ships... ignoring the fact that they nearly genocided all of humanity.
Plus, mankind was ambitious and trying to advance as fast as possible after the war. It makes sense the Turians would be wary.
Since nobody posted it yet. I love this art style
>>1641424
I don't mind Moe Shepard
>>1638763
does anyone have any male quar porn?
I can't be the only one OBSESSED with asari ass.
I'm even thinking about getting andromeda, against my better judgement.
>>1594232
Why are there lights on his dick?
>>1641087
The character model actually looked a lot closer to her in the Alpha and Beta versions of the game... they released a patch on the day of release that inexplicably and deliberately beat the character model with an ugly stick.
>>1596233
not bad imo
>>1645782
Fuuuuuuu-
I'd waifu the one on the left in a heartbeat. Why, Bioware, why?
>>1644931
Don't. Seriously, I just got depressed after playing it. The (very, very few) nice moments were upset by how much the game sucks in general. Also the asari all look exactly the same in Andromeda, they all use the exact same model with slight recolors, and it's not a pretty one. Except your companion asari, who is even uglier.
Only thing I found a bit more pleasurable about the game was riding around with the car.
>>1647275
Also writing is the worst out of all ME games and waifus are shit
>>1647275
It doesn't even have any decent porn yet
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