Homestuck #45 Nobody wants to be OP edition Previous thread

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>>1466705

i've never seen this cartoon but by god i've fapped to alot of porn of these characters

>>1466764
It's not a cartoon, it's a webcomic.
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901
Be warned, it's got, like, 7000 pages.

>>1466764

The porn is the best part I can assure you.

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>>1466764
The fandom is(was?) huge, so lots of porm are out there. It's worth a try if you don't have anything else to sink time into

>>1466764
The first four acts, Intermission, and Act 5.2 of Homestuck are the most engaging work of fiction ever written.

The last 20% of the comic is the most disappointing, upsetting, disrespectfully and incompetently handled ending ever written. It's so bad that most people retroactively declared the entire comic a worthless piece of shit because they were hurt that badly by how the ending resolved nothing and threw all the characters' arcs and personalities out the window. But that goes to show you how beloved the whole thing was.

Go read it, but know that it's not going to end well. Prepare for that. You won't be, anyway, but at least you'll know not to expect anything from the second half of Act 6 on.

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>>1468629
i sawa a good meta theory that tried to at least explain why the ending wasn't complete shit
>link:
http://wakraya.tumblr.com/post/142892873155/homestuck-meta-theory
anyways heres porn

>>1469008
is this that "it's a subversion it's brilliant guys ha ha ha" thing.

Because that's some bullshit.

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>>1469008
I appreciate the effort put into this but I'm mostly just amazed how far backwards people are willing to bend to patch up this disaster. I don't blame them, though.

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>>1469008
Ending apologists should kill themselves.

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>>1469058
>Anna is the only good thing to come of Hiveswap
>this is all the porn she has

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>>1469098
She's got like two more pics I think

>>1469114
It's nice that Jade lies about Dave's dick size to make him feel better

>>1466711
More of this pair

Requesting a pic of Eridan finishing so hard, he blows a hole through some other character. I need this for magi- I mean science

>>1468629
I just don't understand what the fuck happened to Hussie. It's like he started drinking retard juice and never stopped. Was it the social justice bullshit he got so hung up on? Was it that he was tempered by people who actually gave a shit and broke loose of them and we got to see how badly the inmate can run the asylum? What the actual FUCK happened?

>>1469751
In one word, Kickstarter.

The long and short of it is that game development is much more difficult than he imagined it to be, because he's a sheltered trust fund kid from Massachusetts, and he made some really stupid decisions for that same reason--and also got taken advantage of by some amoral vultures because they knew how naive he was. If you didn't know, Hussie literally moved--full-on moved--to the other side of the country to better interact with the developers that stole his money. We know that his father died. It's not confirmed, but widely agreed, that his girlfriend left him somewhere along the line.

He went through a lot in a short amount of time, all because he wanted to make a video game that is still not out. Homestuck the comic died because Hussie chose to prioritize Homestuck the game. His reasoning was that the comic was free, but people paid money for him to make Hiveswap, so he should pause the comic and work on that. It all went downhill from there.

And yes, he did start making friends with a toxic crowd, and they did get too much input on things near the end, but the blame lies on Hussie's shoulders first and foremost. He was beaten, and he was tired. On top of everything else, he'd been writing the same story for 7 years, and he just wanted out.

>>1469923
I can understand that. But still, man--what we got was not okay. Like, Jegus.

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>>1469936
I've always wanted him to just own up to his mistakes and apologize for the poor quality of the writing for the last year or so of updates. But he's never going to do that.

I ran out of hope a lot time ago, but the end credits did take some of the sting out of Act 7. The epilogue has the potential to heal some wounds. Remember, John has the power to change reality without consequences, and he's also very depressed about the world he lives in. But I don't trust this Hussie to take advantage of the easy solution he left for himself.

>>1469957
I just want the kid to be happy. S'all I want. I've been watching that little dope run around on his dumbass quest for years and I just want it to end on a decently high note.

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>>1469965
Maybe someday.

>>1469965
I know, right? I mean, my god he's just so fucking sad and he's the one I cared about the most... for fuck's sake it almost feels like everyone's just abandoned him at this point.

>>1470137
All my friends turned gay and ditched me, too.

>>1469923
i just read the comic never heard and of this stuff
damn sad to hear what he went thru

>>1468629
>>1469008
>>1469058
>>1469751
>>1469936
>implying we don't just pretend it was left on an eternal cliffhanger at Cascade
And nothing whatsoever of value is lost.

>>1471049
> nothing whatsoever of value is lost.
> Caliborn is a thing

delet this

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>>1471159
Caliborn is the best character in Homestuck. This proves that Hussie didn't lose his spark, he just wasn't being stimulated by Homestuck at large anymore, and it sure showed. His biggest weakness as a writer is he gets tired of things and always has to add in new elements and turns, instead of being able to stick with older ideas for the long term. It's why Hivebent turned out the way it did. Hell, before Homestuck even started, Hussie shared on MSPAF that he had gotten tired of the concepts in his head and was looking forward to reader input giving things a fresh spin for him.

He wrote that Felt PSX comic when Homestuck had gone to shit, and it was a worthy successor to the Intermission that inspired it. He can still be "Old Hussie," he just absolutely did not care to when it came to Homestuck.

I had no idea there had been an epilogue and I just watched it... Does John really end up all alone like that? Damn, I'm really sad now

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>>1471232
The epilogue will presumably amend John's malaise.

The problem is the epilogue hasn't even been started and couldn't turn up any earlier than next 4/13. Hussie is a ghost. If you told me he'd died and WhatPumpkin was playing Weekend at Bernie's without a body, I'd believe you. He doesn't write the newsposts anymore, you can tell it's Cohen (and that he called himself everyone's favorite boy or whatever). We know he's allegedly busy working on some kind of SBAHJ project that will drop when Hiveswap does (so, never), and that's all.

>>1471232
Least there was no Davekat

>>1471326
Wait, so the snaptchat feed wasn't the epilogue? Good, at least there's going to be more then! Nice roxy btw.
>>1471392
I don't like davekat, but I'm also really not sure who dave should end up with. Or if he should end up with anyone at all

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>>1471532
The "epilogue" on MSPA isn't The epilogue, it's the "end credits." The snapchat feed is "post-canon content" and is not acknowledged on the website or considered to be canonical, outside of the snaps you saw in the end credits. Apparently not even Hussie liked the non-canon snaps Cohen was writing, since he ignored them and shut down the project.

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>been jerking off to Homestuck porn for 6 years
>jerk off to other things relatively sparsely in comparison
I think I'm set for life, even if new porn doesn't come out too often anymore.

>>1471549
Oh, I see. I hadn't really informed myself on homestuck in a while, thanks for the spoonfeed

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>>1471659
Anytime. We're all stuck here, anyway.

Hey, it might not be relevant since it's nudestuck, but I remember watching this sexy homemade video of a girl cosplaying dave and masturbating. I can't seem to fish it out, does anyone know it? Saw it on [spoiler]Reddit[/spoiler]

>>1471775
I think she used to have a blog called the dave strider project or something like that, if I have the right one

She may also have done rose and used a tentacle dildo among other things

>>1471793
I'm not sure about that... The video was this very sloppy homemade thing, I don't think she was a regular nudestuck. Will look into it though, thanks for the help

>Nobody wants to be OP
Well everybody wants to forget it

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>>1471821
We're like ghosts who can't move on after we were murdered by someone we trusted, haunting these imageboards. Homestuck--and Homestuck threads--were a part of our daily lives for so long. We don't know what to do without it, especially since we weren't given any closure when the comic ended. And then there's Hiveswap, and the poor souls who backed it.

We either need to be avenged or exorcised.

>>1471532
Jade. She waited three years, that's wifeing material right there.

>>1471855
Hopefully hiveswap will come out sometime this year, I'm still holding out hope for it. The newest trailer was pretty cool

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>>1473229

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>>1473229
I've no hope, not with Cohen as lead writer.

>>1474104
Source on image?

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>>1474118
Snowy, but I'm afraid the blog is long gone.

>>1474165
I thought I recognized the art style, but I'd never seen that one before.

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>>1471997
I heard she'll lick peanutbutter off of anywhere.

>>1471206
Once the game is done, I hope he just divorces himself entirely from Homestuck to work on a completely different project. If he's learned the lessons he should have learned from all the shit he went through he will be nigh-masterful.

It's pretty sad that the porn boards are the only ones that give a shit about Homestuck anymore.

Anyhow, here's a Kanaya-John fic I wrote forever ago.
https://pastebin.com/3tD6dCxt

Sample
>John gazed upon it with a mixture of horror and arousal. Its primary feature was that what would be her equivalent to a vulva was especially swollen compared to what he had examined in the medical books he father tried to keep away from him. They were covered with something like a rows of nodes or pore that were in a matching formation on either side that ran the length of it. Towards the bottom of this area where two swollen bulbs that he assumed were something similar to a clitoris. The orifice in the middle almost seemed to breathe as it opened and closed while oozing a slick green slime ready to accept John’s cock. I like to imagine that John took this moment and briefly thought to himself ‘What would Nicholas Cage do?’ The answer of course being snorting a line of coke off of Kanaya’s hot tits and going to town on that strange alien pussy.

>>1475906
yeah the note on porn boards really bugs me, I'm still mad about how homestuck became this weird taboo now

>>1475916
mod politics.

>>1466894
8126, to be precise.

>>1468629
Honestly I enjoyed the whole thing and after reading the whole thing twice, I still haven't seen this point in the comic where it goes to shit. I didn't enjoy A6I3 (The Dancestors) very much, but I consistently enjoyed all of it and I remember being left amazed by Collide and Act 7.

>>1475916
It's taboo in part because /co/ has one janitor who absolutely hates it and deletes the threads on sight most of the time. He's never punished for it because no one else on the staff cares about us weirdos enough to stand up for us.

The other reason it's taboo is because it's like cutting someone who dumped you out of your life, a very sore and sensitive subject.
>>1476030
I don't know what you've been drinking but you need to stop. Everything after Game Over is a huge disservice to the comic and every character in it. Act 6 definitely gets way too much shit just because people are that hurt by the disappointing ending, but it had a lot of lows before that point, too, it just didn't become irredeemable.

>>1476037
I'm sorry, I just don't see it. I didn't like the retcon very much but after thinking about it I realized I didn't care that much about it. Vriska dies again, which is cool, and I kind of like Dave and Karkat's thing. I don't like how we never saw Lord English dying, but I've discussed that factor multiple times and I feel it's unimportant compared to the other revelations of Lord English's existence.
I like the interpretation in >>1469008. I'm still fine with it without that, but I feel that makes me appreciate the ending more. All the ending discourse just seems to me like people looking for reasons to be negative.
I loved it. I can't wait for the epilogue. I don't see the point of Hiveswap, but I'm sure I'll enjoy that too.

>>1476060
>Vriska dies again
??

>>1476089
Terezi can't find her in the Credits. I can assume she got sucked into the black hole. If she ends up surviving I'll be pissed.

>>1476094
she's obviously set up to survive dude
i mean the epilogue is never coming out regardless but still

>>1476097
I know. A guy can hope, though.
God, I hate her.

>>1476060
>I don't see the point of Hiveswap, but I'm sure I'll enjoy that too.
I have to draw the line here, buddy. The guy who wrote Hiveswap both isn't Hussie and is an insufferable, self-righteous, smug prick. Did I mention he isn't Hussie? Because that's the important part. That's right, people paid 2.5 million dollars to fund an interactive Paradox Space fanfic comic.

>>1476168
Really? Source? Who's writing it?

>>1476169
His name is Cohen Edenfield

He's every negative hipster stereotype you can think of

Source is real fucking LIFE

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Post one your favorite smutty pictures of one of your favorite girls and tell us why she does it for you so much, when you first fell in love with her, or whatever else is interesting.

>>1476174
Oh... wow, looking at his Twitter almost made me throw up.

>>1476060
> I kind of like Dave and Karkat's thing

Back to /tumblr/, please

>>1476332
>He likes Homestuck

Back to /tumblr/, please

>>1476174
Oh god, Seriously? Paradox space guy "Here's yet another meteor comic that we're literally giving the excuse of these being easy to make so just fucking accept it." Kind of shit?

I kind of miss the idea that the comic would end either completely ambiguously (especially ship wise since all it does is limit things) or not at all. It went for both, which just infuriates things.

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>>1476332
Davekat's an abomination.

>>1476600
Harsh, but fair.

>>1476600
More

>>1476600
Too mean, needs more threesomes.

>>1476865
Yeah, with John fucking Terezi and Vriska lmao

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>>1476866
Why does Hussie hate Karkat so much??

I wish Rose was my girlfriend and that she regularly jerked me off with her bare feet.

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>>1476182
i like to think Rustblood tend to warm up when aroused
so their erogenous zones become red when they're turned on
also that chub makes me instantly hard
also i really like your pic

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>>1476182
I just love this 'rezi by TealTentacles. Usually, I hate tentabulge artwork cuz most artists (like 99%) think drawing a shitty tentacle and calling it an alien dick is all it takes. But this is on a whole other level. The artist probably envisioned it differently, but when I look at it, in my head, it seems like the tentacles are usually "inside" the pussy, and only spring outside during intimate times to grab the dick, coil around it and forcibly drag it into the pussy. I don't know if I'm describing it properly, but in my head that sounds just so fucking hot.

something like this:
https://youtu.be/nYhuIXk_CPk?t=1m40s

>>1476571
Way back during Act 5.2, it was such a popular worry that the comic would end where it began--with reality looping back on itself and the last page being the first page of the comic--that Hussie had to personally promise that wasn't going to be the ending.

I can't believe what we got was a lot worse.

>>1476571
>I kind of miss the idea that the comic would end either completely ambiguously (especially ship wise since all it does is limit things)

Hahah, there it is, that is my problem with the Post Canon stuff! I'm kinda with you where I didn't mind the ending, and kinda enjoyed it and was ready to put the comic pass me. Everything after that was what made me upset.

Hey guys, kinda off topic here but since some of you are with your asses deep into weeping the disaster the comic became, I'm gonna ask : Did the MSPA forum got any worthwhile substitute or is it lost forever ? Jegus Christ, I was even trying to score a aspie girl (kind of pleonastic in the fandom context) when i stopped reading the comic/browsing the forum.

>>1477457
there was a backup forum called omegaupdate that got made but almost no one uses it

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>>1477253
>in my head, it seems like the tentacles are usually "inside" the pussy, and only spring outside during intimate times to grab the dick, coil around it and forcibly drag it into the pussy.
I have no idea what my thought process was at the time, but that's definitely something I like and would have drawn that way.

Along with other interpretations at various times, like this here which seems to be 'vulva opens up and fills up into tentacle shape.' Variety is nice.

>>1477466
Is there any other place where the majority of the fandom congregates or is it over ?

>>1477763
mate check your fucking calendar, of course its over

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>>1477467
ye, I remember when you drew it, it's nice too. I also like this Fef bulge of yours. Looks fun having a massive lady-boner with a mind of it's own.

Also, got a new blog yet?

>>1477838
Yeah. It's at tealtentacle this time; bit more mixed and I've uploaded some of my more recent favorites.

>>1477849
Your art is incredible

>>1476060
>I kind of like the fact that an irritating /tumblr/ ship came out of nowhere and with literally no explanation other than a few images that are somehow supposed to summarise 3 years
>I like the fact that Dave's development, his rejection of his role only to be forced back into it to save those he loves, was replaced by "well im gay and i realised bro was abusive"
>I feel like the climax of the entire comic is unimportant compared to that time some bratty child-god made stop-motion animation or some HE IS ALREADY HERE memery
>I like the idea that it was intentionally written shittily because "m-muh metafiction!!1eleven!" despite the fact that even hussie was clearly tired of it
>pic related
I'm sorry but A6 was a downhill spiral, and although it picked up a little both before and after Game Over (the retcon process itself was cool and pretty cute), everything after the retcon was literal cancer. Davekat is the example given above, it's the same with Vriska, and Rose, and basically any of the cast who had any meaningful development over the yellow yard: it's been shoved aside in favour of shenanigans and ship pandering.

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>>1478117

>>1478117
happy 6/12

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>Hiveswap developer studio named after the running gag where a pumpkin that was there before disappears and is treated as if it were never there
Pottery

>>1478215
how new are you actually? The WhatPumpkin store has been distributing homestuck merchandise for almost a decade.

Today is Karkat's wriggling day bullshit, right?

Requesting Vriska getting her dick sucked by him

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>>1478252
The store and the studio aren't the same entity, dingodile

>>1478272
>anon is surprised the studio is called WhatPumpkin
>another anon tells him that WhatPumpkin is a name that's been used with homestuck merchandise for ages now.
>no one is claiming they're the same thing
You had one job, anon. One job. To just not make fun out of yourself, yet you failed so miserably. Oh jeez, what should we do with you?

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>>1476865
>too mean
No. Davekat deserves nothing but the worst.

>>1478380
I never claimed it wasn't used with Homestuck merch for ages, I fucking know, I've bought shit from them

>>1476600
Kek, would you ever try making Shameful(?)'s cuck chronicles? Or anything of theirs?

>>1478117
Dave isn't gay.
Lord English dying is not the climax of the comic. Almost none of the major characters other than Vriska and presumably the beta kids take part in and observe it. Lord English's nature was that he actually literally was always there, to the point it was almost annoying; seeing him die, no matter how Hussie made it, would always have disappointed me, since it wouldn't be as great as it should be. That probably doesn't make sense, but whatever.
And I'm sorry, but I still don't see it. Isn't Rose's whole "arc" thing supposed to be realizing that her not having gone through the game the conventional way isn't that bad? She throws a huge fit about it both before and after the retcon. And Dave was constantly comparing himself to Bro and rejecting his role in Sburb, he still continues to do that until Dirk talks to him and shit.
I've looked at all the discourse and anger over the ending. I've seen all the posts about the character development being botched. It's all the same. I just disagree. Maybe we read it differently? Most people read it as it updated, but I abstained until it was finished, then I started reading.
I felt it wrapped up the story nicely, and I think a lot of people's butthurt over it will be alleviated when the epilogue comes out in 10 years.

>>1477148
i posted this immediately after waking up and having a dream of skype sex with rose and its infinitely more coherent than i usually am when i'm awake
i wanna fucking die and its homestucks fault

>>1478619
Not really. That was more a one time thing for Karkat's birthday, and because pissing off Davekat shippers is a good thing to do. Going back to doing more with Rose Strider.

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>>1476182
I absolutely adore her simple personality and her being by far the most adorable troll

>>1479442
what are you doing to terezi, john...

>>1478969
im pissed Vriska was one do it
fuck her she just causes pain and suffering and expats people to forgive and forget
she ruined the comic for me slightly

>>1479430
i liked her too to bad she was killed so early :-<

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>>1478969
>Dave isn't gay
But anon

No one gives a shit about Homestuck unless Hussie talks about Dave and his inner sexual struggles

That's why we got this piece of wonderful fanart on HS' anniversary

>>1479656
>insists that Davekat is canon
>draws an alleged Dave that bears no resemblance to his precise and particular design, especially with regard to his bird-shaped hair
As expected of the woman who dated Toby just to get in with Hussie's inner circle, dumped him as soon as she was added to the art team, claimed it was because she discovered she was a lesbian, but in fact had pulled this very same stunt at least once before.

>>1479656
I really hate that horseshit.
Dave is bisexual. Like, he makes clear comments about Rose's mom's ass and Jane being hot. That doesn't even matter to how much people fuck his character up and everyone else's character up.
You can't ever have good LGBT romances and ships in fiction without assholes fetishising the whole thing on the grounds that it's LGBT. I'm fine with Davekat because I like the way they interact and I think their personalities mesh well together - those faggots are obsessed with it because they're their smol gay babies or whatever.
The Homestuck fandom is trash, even if I think Homestuck is the best thing I've read.

>>1479738
>I'm fine with Davekat
I am not. It just makes Karkat look like an even bigger loser who needs to be fucked by Dave.

>>1479760
I respect your opinion, but you must admit that someone who's just a fan of the ship is better than someone who is obsessed with it purely because it's LGBT with no regard for their actual chemistry together.

>>1479691
kek
>>1479738
>Dave is bisexual
lmao. I see you into delusions, anon.

>>1479738
>You can't ever have good LGBT romances and ships in fiction without assholes fetishising the whole thing on the grounds that it's LGBT.
YOU can't, because when you think of political topics that offend you they completely consume your perspective. That's your problem.

>>1479790
Of course a True Fan would be better than what they like to call people that don't meet their loony standards. Whether they're better than they actual targets of their name-calling is highly situational, but unlikely.

>>1479855
I really don't understand what you're saying or where I brought up politics. I just don't like people, again, fetishizing LGBT people because they're LGBT. Homestuck's characters stand up very well on their own regardless of their sexualities, and yet it's fandom constantly finds itself obsessing over which of its' characters are gay or transgender, and holding pairings up solely because they are LGBT.
Dave is an awesome character, and it's stupid to reduce him to another token gay kid, when he's a funny and complex character who, gasp, happens to be bisexual.

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>>1479870
>dave
>bisexual
keep lying to yourself faggot. Let me guess, you are one of those people who pretend some of the human kids are black...

>>1479881
>expresses sexual arousal towards two separate female characters
>enters a romantic relationship with a male character

>>1479886
>romantic relationship
lol

this is your problem, people. You complain about people fetishising relationships because "they gay" and fail to realize you are the ones fetishizing the relationship by labeling it "gay", when said relationship isn't romantical at all. It's just close friendship at most.

>>1479886
>enters a romantic relationship
Where? He still kept it ambigious, so we retards can keep arguing about this stupid shit ship being canon or not. Even better when you force this ship by having Vriska and Jasprosesprite tell us how perfect they are, Karkat giving his last fucking speech to Dave and then wonder why people hate it.

>>1479927
>>1479959
>close friendship at most
Jasprosesprite literally says Karkat is in red with someone and that their attraction for Karkat hasn't changed despite merging with Davesprite, not to mention the fucking cuddling and shit in Vriskagram. Hussie literally made a vine signing a paper with the words "Davekat is canon" on it. I understand why you hate it, and I'm not the hugest fan of it myself (especially after reading up more on it on other sites) but hating it doesn't make it less canon.

>>1480008
>literally says that Karkat is in red
To get into Nepeta's pants by lying to her. How the fuck does she know what Dave and Karkat's relationship are when she was from another timeline?

>that their attraction for Karkat hasn't changed
Yes, and?

>Vriskagram
Karkat and Dave bonding with each other in the most homosexual way possible.

>vine
Piggy trolling and then later telling us how they have a threesome with Jade.

Hell, I can give you more reasons why it's ambigious, but we all know that Hussie is dead fucking serious by forcing it in the shittiest way possible.

>>1480026
Oh god are we doing this bullshit again.

>implying Dave is anything other than a straight as hell dude hussie is too scared to announce as such for fear of the cancerous foaming at the mouth horrid fans of davekat
>implying he didn't have all four kids as straight and white and only possibly reconsidered that because he'd be a FUCKING WHITE MALE if he didn't make them polysexual demiromantic People Of Nigger

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>>1480067
He even had that tweet where he said Dave wasn't into dudes (and that JohnDave could never work). Dave's last actual interaction was with Jade, and was 10 times more overt and clear than any of the bullshit tiptoeing that Davekat had. The fact that Davekat fans have to point to a vine done by a girl that drew homestuck scat porn as their evidence is ridiculous.
Plus let's face it, Karkat is mortal. He'll die in a few years anyway.

>>1480162
But Hussie is a hack, anon. He can change the story however he wants.

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Post porn.

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>>1480330
Is this good?

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>>1480422
Very.

>>1479738
it's the same thing with Roxy, Terezi and Vriska. They have shown through out the comic to have attraction to male.
Especially Roxy and Terezi, but the Tumblr Fandom (which is very much the homestuck fandom at this point)
views interprets it as that attraction as being a byproduct of heteronormativity,
which is bullshit because Those three characters were never raised in a heteronormative society.
Roxy grew up in a world ruled by the Condesce. and raised by Carapace.
Terezi and Vriska are trolls, which live in a Binormative society.

>>1480260
sounds like we can ignore that vine then. Death of the Author is pretty great!
Not the Fanadventure, fuck that piece of shit.

>>1480535
>a byproduct of heteronormativity
It's as if most of tumbr's population has no basic biology understanding. The things they come up with in their war against the straight white male are so surreal no one would've had believed this some 50 years ago.

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>>1479881
>he objects to how fans ignore characters and just uses them for identity politics
>let me guess, you are one of those people who ignore characters and just use them for identity politics

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i'm sorry but Karkat is now Dave's boytoy and gay accessory
i know it hurts but he's just one of the several characters that were "murdered" after Game Over

>>1480787
Too bad Dave clearly spends his days screwing the pooch.

>>1480765
what the actual fuck is your post supposed to mean?

Can we actually get good Karkat birthday art?

>>1478270
And I hope the Spiderbitch is sucking his dick instead.

>>1480904
the only thing that happened was some bidding war to get an ad on the mspa site about some tumblr person who draws a lot of DirkJohn

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>>1480904
You can have this. I'll do Karkat/Kanaya later.

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>>1482455
And this. Because.

>>1479738
dave was one of the best written characters in the comic, but he just has no business being gay canonically

i'll beat my meat to gay dave porn any day of the week, but it genuinely bothers me if it's canon. there's a bunch of different elements to his character, and liking dick just seems totally irrelevant and needless to everything else about him, it's like a shitty, tacky character trait that doesn't need to be there and doesn't inform his personality in a meaningful way

then again i stopped reading the comic 2 years before it ended because of how bad it got, and i still have no intention on finishing it

>>1482456
Do you have a tumblr for your stuff?

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>>1480904
IDK if this counts, but here.

>>1482632
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/

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>>1480904

>>1482513
But those sweet fujoshi bucks anon!

>>1482456
>that holding her head down.

yes. YES.

>>1483155
Is this /ss/ or is Karkat just a tiny holocaust victim?

>>1477466
>>1477763
I disagree. Many people use the OmegaUpdate forums
http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/

It's been growing steadily as people manage to find it. There are ongoing fan-adventures and it's as good as a second home as they could hope for.

Also, there is Eagle Time forums
http://eagle-time.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=3

Eagle time also tries to be the second home for homestuck stuff, but it already had a preexisting community doing their own stuff, so it's a weird hybrid place. I prefer OmegaUpdate, your call either way.

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>>1484960
yes

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>>1466705

>>1485024
what's the culture like there? Everywhere but here I've found so far is full of angry davekat fans.

>>1485778
Source?

>>1486398
where else have you been? besides tumblr or reddit?

>>1485663
>aradiaxkarkat

What would be this ships name ? Double red necrophilia ?

>>1486398
>full of angry davekat fans
that's just comical. Sometimes I wonder whether the people choose a ship, or the ship chooses people.

>>1482182
What the fuck?

>>1486398
I'm this guy.>>1485024

The culture there seems very friendly and welcoming to me. I mostly participate in the Fan-Adventure areas, which seems to be the busiest area. The MSPA discussion area doesn't seem to be discussing much anymore, but it's pretty civil. There is 1 administrator and about 3-4 mods, but they're active and friendly/lenient/forgiving so I've not seen many actual shitposts from actual users.

On the Omega Update site, you can login as a user, or be a "guest" user, and occasionally some of those guests can be shitty low effort posters, or kids, or something.

All in all, I like the OmegaUpdate site. I've found some members of the old community with which I've developed friendships, so it's good that I didn't lose touch with them entirely.

It is generally a SFW space, so you can't post porn there, but you can discuss stuff, and talk about it with people there.

Good luck, have fun.

>>1487221
Awkward texas white boy and furry. what do you think they look like?

>>1471549
I said it before and ill say it again, the snapchat thing was retard incarnate, it didnt jave a consistent schedule, no one had enough passion left for homestuck at that point to check the snapchat account every day, also a snapchat story is a horrible medium to convey le plot

>>1487513
And considering its transient nature, it's awful for anything that needs archiving. If they used it for more than a couple of tiny new plot bits that were left hanging, it wouldn't be too bad. I'd have preferred it to be on MSPA in a snapchat-looking format, like how Hussie poked fun at other social media sites in the past.

>>1485778
yo source this my dude

>>1486700
I have never met a good Davekat fan.

>>1488495
i'm friends with one. they were in it before it became canon. not sure how they feel about it now.

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>>1479790
Karkalicious exists since 2011. Its a pretty resume of davekat fans, "just a fan of the ship" people were always a low point.

>>1477253
I seem to recall an Alien/Human fic on the storywriting thread that had some fish/amphibian aliens where the women had vagina tentacles. One got dragged onto a human by her tentacles and fucked him and got her eggs fertilized.

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>>1466764
>>1466894
>>1468629
you naive fucks
homestuck is the best anime

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>Hot pocket actually allowed to push homestuck threads off /co/ so now dumbass shipping wars are on /aco/

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>>1489466
I think we're all kind of in agreement that Davekat sucks.

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>>1489679
Yeah pretty much.

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>>1489679
Got any moar by this artist?

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>>1489938
That's just audiophilekitsune

>>1489863
Wouldn't you insert sperm, not puppies?

>>1490857
respect jade's unbirthing fetish

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>>1478390
But Karkat himself doesn't deserve this

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>>1482854
And then you blowup

So apparently msparp is dying.
Thoughts? Feelings?

I feel a bit of regret but honestly it hasn't been great there for a couple of years now.

>>1492030
>msparp
Do you mean a specific website, or the act of RPing in the MSPA stuff in general?

I never RP'd Much. I liked to discuss the characters, but boggarting their personas always felt intrusive to me.

>>1492030
is it actually going away or changing hands

>>1489206
Source?

>>1492030
>>1492215
It's not shutting down. Most of the moderators left after an argument.
Source: http://blog.msparp.com/post/161883641394/status-of-msparp

Wanna get into homestuck, what's the deal with the trolls and odd colors for shit? Is it a different world thing or just art style?

>>1493520
Trolls are aliens, weird biology is played for jokes.

>>1493509
Having leafed through tumblr, it looks something like
>the whole "more mods pls" thing was initiated by the existing mod team
>turns out Big Boss is into loli/shota and has persistently refused calls to stop RPing it
>I mean personally I couldn't fucking care less how they get their jollies, but since MSPARP always stuck to the usual "US law is god" with autistic ferocity, it's kinda dickish
>this boils over until a sizable chunk of the mod team leaves
>the new mods are then summarily booted off the team because Big Boss never wanted them anyway
>the forums/stability issues may or may not be because of some departing mods throwing a hissy fit and taking their toys with them
feelsbadman, especially since - multifandom cancer aside - parp's arguably the biggest hub for HS outside of whichever MSPA Forums replacement is in fashion right now

MSPARP is going through a period of change.

Should the Big Boss had thrown as hissy fit? No.
Should they be allowed to have their own fetishes? Sure, as long as they don't harm anyone with them.

What we are seeing now is a great crunch from the MSPARP community. The void of moderators will be filled, in time, which will allow the site to expand and breathe.

The Big Boss will step down, too. It's only a matter of time. Hands will be changed, the torch passes on, and everything returns for a few years more.

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>>1490757
Thanks kiddo

>>1493520
Honestly its so fucking weird to explain most of the stuff in Homestuck out of context that I would almost just recommend sitting down and reading the first act or so. You'll know if you like it or not.

But the trolls have different colored stuff because of their biology and ancestry, which pretty much decides their "social caste", I guess? Even I don't really know what the hell is going on.

>>1493641
I remember that.
Yeah, the owner pretty much lost their mods
apparently she was abusive to her ex and he left.
which caused all of this shit storm to happen.
so of course they will dig shit up about her to do this.
i guess we're moving the churbeplay? or shamchat?

>>1493520
Each troll has a different color of blood and they more or less associate themselves with that color. It decides their caste. Also, even though source material displays them as gray-colored, artists like to use color-tinted gray to showcase this trait.

>>1493641
Things seem to have stabilized. The owner at least seems to realize she has to actually run her site now.

>>1487224
>>1493641
As an aside, who remembers Gigapause?

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Let's post porn!
Discuss as much as you want but please post lewds too

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Anyone got more 2kat?

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>>1494977
Because I don't have nearly enough.

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>>1494978
And I'd like to have more.

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>>1494979
Because 2cat is great.

>>1480495
>One DaveRose pic in the whole thread
The fuck is wrong with you people?

>>1495416
Rose is for John
's penis

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;;;;)

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>>1495488

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>>1495491

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>>1495492

>>1495438
That's bullshit and you know it

>>1495874
Right, rose is for all of john's penises, not just one.

>>1494865
>dave gets his dick bitten off
best timeline

>>1485778
Zauce please

Fucking artist signature at the bottom is unreadable, why do people do that

Can someone explain the whole tentacle pussy shit?

>>1496427
And i bet he thought he was safe from that having dodged the dickbiting bullet that is Terezi

>>1496566
Nice digits but the only pussy here is you

>>1496566
The trolls are aliens.

During the comic, it was described at length how trolls have four different styles of relationships, rather than just the single (romantic love) kind of relationship that people expected.

When the porn was getting made, people took that to mean
A) Alien biology is weird
B) Tentacles, sure why not?

So, about 50% of the porn for trolls has tentacle dickpussies, and the other is more ordinary male or female.

It's not canon, but it's headcanon to a lot of smut-makers.

I heard high teir backers to the kickstarter had to sign an NDA when WhatPumpkin asked them for something, any one know anything about that

>>1499749
They wanted more money because Hussie is broke.

>>1499749
you'll have to wait, i saw one guy said his expires in 2019

>>1500026
Oh, good, just in time for the game to come out!

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>>1499655
gib sauce pls

Legendary. Homestuck makes for the most interesting autopsy

i hateandrew hussie so fucking much. homestuck ruined my life. i will get my revenge by surpassing him

>>1500161
http://heartszora.tumblr.com/post/162063515294/quickie

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/co/ pls go
Or at least stay and post fucking lewds <3

>>1500161
is that fucking Mokie

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>>1500874
k

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>>1501119

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>>1501120
>for some reason troll teeth were all transparent
>and even eight hours later this is the clearest render it can spit out
I guess Vriska being fucked by Karkat is just too much for the program to handle.

>>1482854
Source?

>>1498068
mmk, Kinda figured

>>1501129
She's too happy.

All I want to do to the Homestuck cast is order the Homestuck girls to get on top of eachother, like a stack of books in order of blood caste, naked and awaiting my next move. Being delighted by their perverted obedience, I'd see my way to the top of the stairs, pants unbuttoned as I peer to the girls below. As they lay amongst one another, beneath and atop eachother in fact, I'd masturbate with the grace of flamingos in mating season! Dancing will my penis and hand be as my climax approaches! Orgasm, I will, as my seed spurts forth! Through the air it will glide, descending will be my jizz, elevation lowering until it hits the first target, youngest Feferi! Oh how gracefully would the sweet sedweller rest atop the mound of depraved grey flesh! Seeping through the asscheeks of sober little Roxy will my juice flow to the motherly Kanaya, her pussylips graced with my morning wood's morning dew. But how could my stream forget the suple bodies of BFF's Terezi and Vriska? So tastefully would it drip upon one scarred face to the other. So too is the face of the gothic Rose susceptile to my liquid touch, but untainted as her blonde bangs become a hairy ladder for my penis porridge to descend by! As for the feet of the tomboy Nepeta, her toes would become but stepping stones for my ever falling manmilk to maneuver through. How fitting would it be when my babygravy falls through the armpit of jokester Jane, for all fake flatulence to make in the future will echo my sexual bravado! Jade on the other hand, with those bassist hands most talented would find fun in rolling the ever-decreasing volume into a gooey ball, only to spit on it! Could it be? It could! Increasing the fluidity once more she would! Alas the momentous flow would find itself on the breasts of the beautiful Aradia, but never would I be so happy until the rustiest of the troll hierarcy take it upon herself to swallow the adventurous load!

>>1502085
Waiter, this pasta is stale.

>>1502131
it's the only new content you're getting this month so you'd better open up and swallow

>>1501119
>the penis matches Roxy's skintone
>not John's
She's just growing a dick between her breasts.

>>1502261
Her breasts are infectious.
Also something is up with the latest DAZ update, it broke a bunch of coloring on my textures. I'll have to fix some stuff on a case-by-case basis.

>>1471549
Did he actually shut it down? I just figured Cohen rant out of steam/time/what litlte creativity he had left.

Though those things were absolutely shit so I can believe it.

>>1476571
Not just Paradox space guy. The worst paradox space guy.

The snapchat shit is just that, actual shit. The dude had one goal: reinforce all the gay ships. Everything else, including a story we'd actually care about, was put aside for this.

>>1479738
>>1479760
>>1479790
Like so many things on /co/, we don't really hate x when you come down to it. We just hate most of the goddamn fans of x.

>>1502331
Not officially but he either told Cohen it wasn't working out or Cohen realized it himself and quit.

>>1501129
No... Don't fuck the manlet...

>>1501129
You need to check out her hands. They are clipping through the bed.

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I've come to accept that I'm always going to be mad as hell about everything relating to Aranea. She deserved better, imo.

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Rose <3< Vriska is the best ship.

>>1503575
The manlet fucks YOU.

>>1491515
kek

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weren't there a few NSFW homestuck discords running around?

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>>1503585
I know. By the time stuff like that happens it's usually too late to change it.

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>>1503815
The only characters that didn't get fucked over were the ones that never got any attention in the first place.

>>1504743
Kanaya is canonically a lesbian.

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>>1505345
care to guess the specific amount of fucks given?

>>1505345
yeah. a lesbian for long, hard MALE megacocks.

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>>1504743
>Kanaya is a lesbian
not when Karkat's around.

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fuck, wrong reply.

>>1505345
Karkat's girly.

>>1505636
At least make it porn.

>>1505614
>>1505616
>>1505620
>>1505623
>>1505626
>>1505636
Where is the porn, Buckley

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Here's some fresh O.C. Just finished it up.

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>>1505704
>>1505729
>post some swf pictures cuz they're tasteful and good
>also post some porn. Not as tasteful and not as good, as is the case with porn, but well, we are on pornboard after all

>anons complain, asking where's the porn
lol wut.

>>1505749
This is /aco/. It is a porn board. Why would you post nonporn?

>>1505766
>Why would you post nonporn?
>cuz they're tasteful and good

we are discussing a ship, anon. A good ship needs good art to be regarded as a good ship. And porn is usually not a very good art

>retard filling up the image limit because he literally can't stop himself from posting non porn on a porn board

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>>1505979
>1 post away from bump limit
>24 images from image limit
>"reeeeee, stop posting images, you are killing the thread"
literally autism

>>1506079
>counting the ones you posted

>>1506090
what? I posted 5 non-porn pics before you got buttmad and started shitting everywhere. If something's a problem, it's not image limit you illiterate, autistic faggot.

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>>1505791
>we are discussing a ship, anon.
autism, boyo

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>>1506225
>discussing ship
>autism
if stupidity had value, these threads would be a goldmine. Sometimes I honestly can't decide whether you are really retarded, or just pretending to be.

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>>1506237
Way to not post porn

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>>1504743
>Karkat accidentally impregnates Kanaya
>He has to attend to her every whim and let her feed on him whenever she wants
>She makes him read to her and rub her swollen feet and hold her hand while she sobs for no reason

c-cute

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>>1506404
Again, way to not post porn

>>1506428
Sorry, all the footage I took of your mother's cunt was corrupted

But don't worry about it. That squeaking you hear, coming from above the basement? I'm taking more ;^)

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>>1506404
The sexy kind of cute

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>>1506237
>discussing ship
>>autism

>implying discussing ships isn't the very definition of autism
fucking seriously, dude?

>>1504668
For the love of Homestuck, More Jane!
After all, she is Maid of LIFE....

>>1506583
yep, please explain how that is anyway autistic. I'm waiting. Now demanding that every post in a thread must be a porn pic, now that is autistic as fuck. You want only porn pics? go to paheal or some other archive site.

>>1506676
But Jade is the one who handles re-population.

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>>1504287
still looking

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How about some Potato ass?

New thread when?

>>1507244
>>1507244
>>1507244