Homesmut general. Bare butts edition.
Old thread: >>1362826
oops. here's a remake of an old nude troll gals lineup. maybe HUMANS and ALPHA TROLLS too????? whoa
>>1405299
>maybe HUMANS and ALPHA TROLLS too
YES!
have a HIC
>>1405299
>diff measurements
Now I want tall Nep and short Vriska
>>1405269
This will always be one of my favorite pictures of Jade
>>1405299
not gonna lie, I liked the previous version better.
Also, a honest question: Do you simply dislike Feferi, or is this your way as a sjw of "showing love"?
>>1405505
Same
>>1406147
Some people are chubby, anon.
>>1406227
>chubby
put your glasses on, anon. Trust me, you really need them.
Last WQ image from that Strip Poker game.
>>1406147
Lol. Im Readin This And Smoken A Big Bowl of Weed
>>1405299
Still getting used to you're new style, it looks great. Nice job
>>1406337
You want the second-to-last one if you want to compare it.
>>1407188
>>1405299
I mean awkward thicc ara is fucking cute (in both versions), but the fat fef meme has kinda overstayed its welcome. In the fandom overall, not just here
>>1409411
what kind of fefs do we need instead?
>>1409491
Cute lewd ones.
>>1409491
Scary ones.
>>1409557
yo what's up with those feet?
>>1409575
oh, didn't notice before. The artist did some feralstuck, so basically an alternative take on troll biology.
>>1409583
before someone asks, yes, the red stuff is supposed to be Krkat's semen.
>>1409583
',:I
>>1409589
You... don't know what feralstuck is?
>>1409599
I don't wanna know and I think you're getting into /trash/ territory
>>1409604
I'm pretty sure it's not trash, you silly.
>>1409599
i like this idea
>>1409589
xenos, man. delicious heresy.
>>1409757
>>1409759
Where are the links and everything?
>>1409803
there used to be whole communities based on this idea. I'm sure there's plenty of fics out there, but I don't know where. Just look up for "feralstuck".
a pool of xeno stuff on mspabooru:
http://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=pool&s=show&id=7
>>1409566
>not actual porn
Boo
postin this dolorosa again because i forgot to add black nails on her right hand
opps !! guess i "memed"... haha
>>1410816
>>1410816
I actually love your new chubby fef. Something about the shape of her face and the way her fat's distributed makes her feel very real. A middle ground between generically attractive THICC and whatever the weirdoes in the fat thread are fapping to right now.
>>1410816
>>1410819
abandon thread!
>No John x Roxy posted yet
You reprobates.
>>1410901
I just don't see why it's a meme/fetish when it can just be a Thing, lol. anybody can take it or leave it
AAaanyway, more stuff in the future o7
>>1410928
huge-tits vriska perhaps?
>>1410816
I dunno, I always kind of saw Rose or Jade with this body type. Jade at least, post-Sburb gains some weight from finally being happy.
>>1411474
>having a slob fetish
>>1411512
>slob
Nah, I'm just talking about Jade going near skeleton from lonely and never doing anything except sitting there miserable to finally going back up to a healthy body weight because she's getting regular interaction and cuddles, inspiring her to take care of herself.
>>1411527
i like to think she ran around naked on her island
>>1411549
Yeah, Jade's definitely the girl who spends half her time on the internet and the other half exploring her huge island complex. If she were a homebody, she probably wouldn't have survived on her own for so long, greenhouse or not. She'd probably be the most muscly of the girls, except for maybe Fef.
Rose (and Jane, I guess) favor sedentary hobbies (reading/writing and baking, respectively), so them going chubby make more sense. And Fef is royalty, and royalty tend to have more meat on their bones by virtue of getting better food than everyone else.
>>1411549
>jade not understanding the normal social taboo of being naked all the time
>>1411581
when I draw the humans I'll basically be drawing them according to this logic.
Fef is big cus she's royalty tho I admit it doesn't make total sense since she still does a lot of swimming. I was thinking Aradia should actually have a bit more muscle tone too cus of archaeology
>>1411613
Swimming actually burns fat at a lower rate than any other workout, so I've heard. Scientists aren't quite sure why. Best theory's that the body retains fat because you're constantly in chilly water, the same way that arctic sea mammals tend to be heavier than their southern cousins.
>>1411625
maybe because you're spending less energy resisting gravity? It's something we never measure for because it's always there, except when we're floating in a medium where we're buoyant. Maybe it's soemthing we'd see in space-station studies, for people who are in constant free-fall.
it's a visual comic
you can SEE the characters
>>1411474
>Jade at least, post-Sburb gains some weight from finally being happy
>from finally being happy
I didn't come here to feel, anon.
>>1411527
please define your understanding of "near skeleton" and "healthy body weight", because either you are making no sense, or have a very terrible understanding of what healthy is. That fef is morbidly obese no matter how you look at it.
how fat and muscular can these thirteen year olds actually be?
>>1411695
none, really. It's just retarded sjw logic at work. Everything must be out of "normal".
>>1411699
well I mean, it might make sense of they were talking about how they are as adults.
But literal children aren't going to be Olympic body builders or landwhales no matter which way you slice it.
>>1411634
IIRC, zero-gravity only fucks up the bones and the muscles. Fat gets a pass.
Anyways, might as well post some Homesmut in the homesmut thread
>>1411585
>jade not understanding the normal social taboo of being naked all the time
she's on fucking internet half the time. Get help with your delusions.
>>1411710
That'd just reinforce the idea though. She's on sites like Furaffinity anon, she probably thinks in the actual world people randomly go into all out orgies and all pizzamen and plumbers are actually undercover male prostitutes.
>>1411732
wikipedia was a thing in 2009, you know.
Jade isn't that dumb.
>>1411710
It's a fantasy you dolt
>>1411736
Why would Jade randomly look up whether or not nudity was a taboo on wikipedia?
>>1411739
but discussing it like its not is autistic as hell, anon-kun
>>1411636
holy fucking shit THIS is where fat vriska came from?
>>1411742
that's a good point. She wouldn't, because she's not the feral child you people think she is.
>>1411745
You don't have to be feral to be a casual nudist
>>1411742
>jade
>breeding slavery
holy shit anon I didn't even realise this was my fetish
>>1411743
The only post I see starting shit like that and actually acting autistic is >>1411710
Why do I have the feeling that whoever keeps throwing these kinds of autistic ragefits over people's fetishes is the same person?
>>1411746
It's a visual comic. You can SEE the clothes
>>1411754
She's not naked all the time silly. But she totally rubbed one out in front of Dave during their frog hunt.
>>1411752
>oh noes, people call me an autist
>it must be some evil samefag
>yeah, definitely a samefag
>cuz I'm definitely not an autist
>yeah, definitely.
>my mom says I'm smart.
>>1411744
How did you get to this thread without knowing the formspring lore? It doesn't just stop with the canon shit, anon
>>1411760
See, this is what I'm talking about
>>1411760
Anon, what the fuck are you even trying to do?
>>1411751
y'all gotta chill
>>1411777
I'm telling an autist that he's autistic. If you can't tell, I suppose you are a bit on the autistic side as well.
>>1411818
well it is a homestuck thread
fuck. the only reason our autistic conversations aren't on /co/ right now is because the janitor is too autistic to even let us have threads
>>1411805
western civilization is collapsing, degeneracy has engulfed every aspect of our everyday lives, we are standing on a civil war doorstep and you want me to chill? Fucking neo-hippies.
>>1411833
why do you keep stuffing dildos in here? Don't you think it's hotter without them? You can't fuck them as long as they're in.
>>1411866
The butthole is a valid location still.
>>1410928
>>1411883
you still can't fuck it properly since the dildo is hitting your balls or other body parts..
Requesting Black Queen porn, or really any straight porn involving carapaces (note: futa is still straight as far as im concerned).
>>1411919
You just gotta angle it right and flip it turnways
>>1411762
aight lads, quick rundown?
>>1411939
why would you do that when you can just take that shit out? Is this the "this doesn't look anything like hair but I made them, thus I would pointlessly argue that it does look like hair" situation all over again?
>>1412103
if you're asking for less dildos you're not gonna get less dildos.
>>1411340
only one i have, unfortun8ly
>>1412115
I'm not asking for less dildos. I'm not that interested in your stuff to begin with. I'm asking why do you think putting shit in their holes is a good idea? Fetish? Aesthetics? Making use of anything that's available (remember sweat)? I'm just curious.
>>1412336
I like sex toys in people.
>>1410484
Mindwipe made something that isn't terrible
>>1411613
I'm stoked, and I love your Fefs
>>1412574
no hyper body parts, no weird and specific feitshes. just straight up vanilla porn
>>1412989
that's what i like
>>1406147
I mean, even just from a biological standpoint it makes sense. Any mammal (trolls aren't mammals /I guess/, but that's not the discussion we're having) in the lower parts of the ocean would store fat at a faster rate than a similar being that lived on land. That's just science. That's a science fact anon.
what did everyone think of the ending of the comic?
>>1413062
>ending
>>1413067
what i say?
>>1411742
>Her birthday's wrong
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1413046
that is not storing fat, anon. That is called morbidly obese.
>>1413264
is this the girl that made this?
>>1413332
You act like i drew her wider than she is tall with 7 chins or somethin. 4chan got some whale goggles on
>>1413926
you drew her morbidly obese, sesame. That's a fact. I know sjws have a hard time figuring out facts, but holy shit, least you could do is not try n deny it.
>>1413163
It's how europeans write dates. Day month year
>>1414034
So, you can't draw anything besides thin, normal or generically THICC unless you're catering to fat fetishists or tumblr?
There are five other trolls in that pic that you can fap to without causing your weak-ass stomach to projectile vomit. Just crop it and move on.
>>1414136
you can draw whatever you want, but if you draw something morbidly obese don't go around parading that it's normal/healthy/canon size of the character.
Also, yeah, I'm pretty sure the only times people draw morbidly-obese characters they're either:
a) drawing fetish art (for themselves or someone else)
b) projecting their sjw values (body positivity, healthy at every size type of propaganda)
c) morbidly obese themselves (self-insert or an attempt at normalizing obesity)
d) memeing
>>1414136
I know that everyone has their own perception of what is fat and what isn't, but for me Feferi was way passed that barrier
I mean, adding all of the fat traits (nose,chin, leg shape...) you end up with her looking fatter than what she actually is drawn as
>>1414155
Uh huh. And I guess everyone who draws a sex scene between a guy and a girl is bi or trying to make good with bisexuals.
>>1414257
>a prime example of sjw's logic
>>1413370
Nope
>>1414275
Says the guy who's so triggered that he couldn't scroll past a picture he didn't like without complaining about people invading his safe space.
>>1414312
yes it is
http://zoestanleyarts.tumblr.com/
http://bleedingpervert.tumblr.com
are the same artist
>>1414312
actually I looked it up and she is.
>>1414323
>safe spaces on 4chan
>anyone that's not a retarded sjw needing that
>me complaining about the picture
You sjws never fail to amaze me with your disability to grasp the situation. Pathetic. I suggest you reread the thread and see what the talk's all about. I don't think it will help to fix your butthurt, but well, a try can't hurt you, can it?
>>1414353
>disability
inability
There are unhealthy behaviors that lead to weight gain, but fat people aren't inherently unhealthy. There are many, many actual studies on that, but this is a porn board.
If you don't like the way someone draws a character and they're not asking you, shut the fuck up, hide the post, and move on.
>>1414478
since English isn't my first language, I had to google what's the difference between those terms and I'm pretty sure the "disability" fits here better. I think both can be used, but being unable to reason properly due to being a brainwashed idiot sounds more like being disabled than merely incapable.
>>1414623
>but fat people aren't inherently unhealthy
>there are studies on that
lel
>>1414623
>If you don't like the way someone draws a character and they're not asking you, shut the fuck up, hide the post, and move on.
It doesn't matter what I like and what I don't. Artist can draw whatever he/she wants to draw. And I have all the right in the world to complain. But frankly, it's not like I'm complaining. The discussion is about why Sesame chose to draw Feferi as morbidly obese and why other sjws proclaimed it's not morbid obesity, and, is actually, normal.
>>1414654
You are literally using English incorrectly because you think the correct word isn't insulting enough.
>>1414683
please provide your definitions for those terms. Incapable is when you lack the ability overall. Disabled is when the ability was taken from you.
I'm pretty sure having your eyes and mind clouded by predispositions is "disabling" you to reason properly.
>>1414675
Sesame's already given their answer, and if you're going to respond to the possibility of actual peer-reviewed evidence that contradicts your view with 'lel', then you're not going to accept any answer that doesn't fit with your preconceptions. So it's not for any of the reasons you've given; it's because you want to keep coming up with clever put-downs until I either shut up or claim you're right.
Well, I'm done. And you're probably going to respond with a pithy comment about how you forced the 'SJW' to give up. And meanwhile, Sesame's going to keep drawing Fef the way they want, and Homestuck artists in general are going to draw characters whichever way the want, because they don't give two shits about this argument.
Anyways, back to actually posting Homestuck R34
>>1414775
>if you're going to respond to the possibility of actual peer-reviewed evidence
Problem is there's no actual ones that weren't written and reviewed by people who actually know anything about health. Being fat is fucking unhealthy. If you can't do a warm up exercise or can't run properly you aren't healthy. It's as simple as that.
>And meanwhile, <..
And you still haven't grasped that we aren't arguing about artists' right to draw whatever they want. Jeez, people, get a grip of things around you.
You've had thicc Rose, but what if not-thicc Jade.
>>1414983
I'm love both thicc and not thicc Jade, and this is an especially good Jade.
>>1414983
That Jade is pretty thicc by actual realistic standards though, that's a D cup.
>>1414323
>Don't complain
Do you know where we are
>artist posts in thread
>I'm an sjw now, triggered alt right?? >:)
>thread collapses in shitposting
What did you fucking expect? Could have just posted your Tumblr without the useless comment and none of this would have happened. Tumblrs and "sjw" art get posted all the time but you had to make it about you. You ass.
>>1411745
Completely out of topic but that rifle scope seems way to far down the barrel you would think it would be closer to the action of the gun
>>1415857
Sesame never called themselves an sjw though. Literally the first person to bring that term up was the anon bitching about fat Vriska.
>>1415915
*Feferi
>>1415915
Previous thread. I'm going to cut myself off from replying anymore though as I don't really want to add to the problem any more than I already have.
>>1414623
not to be a dick but do you possibly have any links to said research?
Anyone got some really good Futa Homosuck fics
man I really feel bad that so much shit was started because of me. I just haven't been on 4chan in a long time and I guess I underestimated how big of a deal it is if you make an offhand comment or post one drawing that people don't like.
I was just kind of feeling nostalgic and wanted to maybe share some stuff with people for a while and maybe it'd be better if I just not even make any sort of commentary.
>>1416095
https://www.scribd.com/document/110710333/The-HSG-Cockanaya-Anthology-Volume-One
>>1416134
Eh, don't blame yourself. It's 4chan; people can turn anything into an argument, usually because one fucker just really doesn't like something. The last shitfit this thread had was because someone didn't like the hair on the 3D models and just wouldn't let it go, or some other dumb shit like that.
Your art's still good, regardless of what happened.
Anyways, Shameful/Drew just said that he's more likely to draw Homestuck fanart again now, so rejoice or whatever
>>1416210
Higher-quality version
>>1416196
>>1416210
dang, came here to post this
>>1416269
porn moves faster than light, anon. everyone knows that.
>>1416095
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6983506?view_adult=true
>>1414775
>the possibility of actual peer-reviewed evidence that contradicts your view with 'lel'
>xhe says, without posting a single piece of peer-reviewed evidence
>"m-muh preconceptions"
Look, >>1415933 already [citation needed] you and there seems to be a conspicuous absence of your meme-tier research.
>>1416134
>so much shit
litterally one idiot complaining about x character being too fat and another idiot saying that she wasn't
the whole fat isn't dangerous thing is pure autism and should be discarded regardless
>>1408139
It was pretty heavily implied that Dirk is strictly gay, is he though?
>>1411636
Dear god I love Hussie, I don't know why he gets all this hate (excluding HiveSwap because I don't donate my money to anything that isn't me, and don't give a shit about the people who do and didn't get the shit they were promised, that's on you assholes, not me, maybe him, but you mostly)
>>1417051
>arms are muscular
>the rest is just body fat.
>>1417168
the artist probably isn't aware that fat doesn't collect on deltoids
>>1417006
Pretty cute.
>>1417051
Really cute.
>>1417041
That's old Hussie, new Hussie is nothing like that
>>1405264
Anyone know if adamantApoplectic has an Ao3 or tumblr or something? I wrote something based on Red Dead Virgo and I want to send it as a gift
>>1417929
they post on the /co/ threads rarely, that's the only place i've seen them still around
>>1417006
>not her feet
fef is a footslut
>>1417786
when was this made?
none of his new stuff is this good anymore
>>1413062
>mfw
I'm not going to quote anyone specifically because I don't want to add to the argument, but you know if I'm talking to you.
The Homestuck fandom is full of fetishes. Thicc, futa, xeno, furry, pregnant, feet, whatever. Sometimes all of that together. Sometimes, in this Homestuck porn thread, people are going to post fetishes that you don't like. Sometimes you're going to post a fetish that other people don't like. Bitching about a given fetish doesn't lead to a healthy thread. Dumping a whole bunch of your specific fetish doesn't lead to a healthy thread either. Most importantly, all this bitching and bitching about bitching and bitching about being bitched at about bitching is fucking toxic. Can't we all just get along?
All fefs are good fefs.
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>>1418261
>toxic
>>>/tumblr/
>>1418261
Isn't' this post bitching about people bitching and bitching about bitching and bitching about being bitched at about bitching?
If you didn't want to add to it, why comment? The raging stopped
>>1418283
What the fuck when did Tumblr corner the market on toxic? I thought it was a perfectly serviceable word. We can't keep letting them take things away from us.
>>1418404
Obviously they felt to need to force everyone to hold hands offer their attention as they preached
>>1418185
More than a year ago.
http://planetofjunk2.tumblr.com/post/144469946300/john-and-terezi-having-some-sloppy-hate-makeouts
>>1418261
As someone who agrees with you, actually trying to get anons to act for the good of the general is a lost cause. You can't have a healthy community AND have it be on 4chan; it's antithetical.
>>1418261
Not enough of these
>>1418283
>futa dogtier jade
moar
>>1418936
>>1418966
https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/
We can harness this power.
>>1418991
hm,mm
>>1419038
>>1419044
>>1419047
>>1419053
yeah. I think this has potential
>>1419740
>muh content policing
I'm playing around with a new tool, fuck off.
>>1419753
You can play all you want, but for fuck's sake, what made you think posting shit like this >>1419695
>>1419273
>>1419038
was a good idea? Artists usually have quality control turned on. They do a shit job, they don't post it. Simple as that. But this mode isn't here in everybody's brain. As long as it's "self made", people often can't distinguish between shit and sharing-worthy material.
>>1419705
Some of the others weren't too bad, but the coloring on that just makes it hard to read.
>>1419832
>what made you think posting shit like this [...] was a good idea?
As if anyone needs your permission, cocksucker
>>1419864
>>1419848
>>1419864
>>1419865
Just because being tasteless shitheads isn't forbidden, that doesn't mean you should be one.
>>1419867
>>1419868
>terrible color job comes from terrible lineart
Fuck, just like the 3D guy(s?) you can't figure out the tool's strengths and weaknesses, can you? Actually that would make an interesting research topic. There must be something more to it than a lack of artistic skills and training.
Yes let's spend another hundred posts arguing about this
>>1419740
nigger
>>1420345
vagueblog about it faggot
how about something animated?
>>1419740
>>1419832
>>1419941
>>1420943
on the contrary, cunt, you are the ones freaking out and being over-defensive and shit. I'm rather enjoying messing with you.
>>1419740
Me likey
>>1420877
Yes, this is acceptable.
>>1421090
>forces way into thread
>insists on shitting on everyone's replies just to be contrarian
>writes fucking essays on "wow stop making free porn for us"
>b-but anon, I was only pretending to be autistic!
>>1422286
>b-but anon, I was only pretending to be autistic!
Moron, I'm not trying to troll you. I'm genuine. I see you posting shit, I make you stuff that shit back up your ass. The difference is that I'm enjoying this, and you shitheads are panicking under the realization that this isn't some sort of an autistic hughouse. Go to discord if you want a safe space - there autism's alive and well.
>>1422407
i want to CUM on those FEET
>>1420877
soundtrack: https://youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?t=27s
>>1422746
Feetfag, post your fav feet pic.
>>1422970
i couldn't possibly choose a favorite
>>1422995
you are like a baby
watch this
>>1423045
>>1423052
>>1422746
>>1423162
How you like your Aradias by the way? Thicc? Wooly pubes?
>>1422966
Is it weird that I want more stick figure homestuck porn?
I'd just go and make some but I think there's a global rule or something about posting low-quality stuff.
>>1423163
My 2 cents.
Aradia:Thicc especially at the hips and wooly.
Nepeta: Lean and hairy.
Fefeta: Extra Thicc and smooth.
>>1405299
eh
>>1424169
>sjwism intensifies
>>1424176
Im takin a big fat shit all over you mmmm babey!
>ywn have Terezi/Vriska/Roxy/Latula as your girlfriend(s)
Why even wake up again
fixed.
(I do like this pic, it's well drawn, but I would rather have it without the "they are any race you want" meme)
>>1424183
And the random leg hair for no goddamn reason.
At least there's no Tumblr Nose Syndrome.
>>1424186
>And the random leg hair for no goddamn reason
Aye sir, if one does leg hair, one must do it properly.
got ideas for a big nepeta x terezi set but mostly nepeta
>>1424183
i'm red pill now after seeing this... thank u...
>>1424208
ur welcum
>>1424183
Jane looks like her skin's made of fucking chalk, mate
>Someone posts xeno shit that's borderline furry. No one gives a shit
>Someone posts the mildest fat fetish art ever. Shit goes nuclear
Nice to see where our priorities lie.
folks b here for the rest of time arguin... not about that life...
>>1424501
>no one gives a shit
You do, apparently.
>nice to see where our priorities are
Indeed, I would rather have a thread full of xeno trolls than obese ones.
>>1424169
Lovely.
>>1423045
>literally /hsg/ in one pic
>>1424169
Well I like it.
Hope to see more.
>>1411636
I miss "Your son fucking disgusts me" Hussie.
>>1425994
>>1426001
>>1426005
>>1426011
>>1426017
>>1426024
>>1426027
End.
>>1426031
That comic was hotter than I expected it to be.
btw anyone have any particularly good ERP chatlogs? I have a weird fetish for reading chatlogs between two people. Stuff similar to
https://msparp.com/6fbe9197543f4d50a44b71c278951bd5/log
If possible /ss/ styled or Vriska Kanaya blackrom
Stripper pole model.
>HIveswap has an update
>thread on it instantly deleted by cunt janitor
When will /co/ ever get better moderation, or at least when will the current moderation get murdered in an alleyway?
>>1426877
shouldn't hiveswap go on /v/
>>1426863
now dis is pretty gud
- the guy who complains about stuff
>>1426863
Very nice.
>>1426031
does the artist have an archive of their stuff?
>>1426922
We've had a hundred Injustice 2 threads in the past year, so no, Hiveswap should be fine
>>1426863
Thought you were dead!
Any luck for a preggo Crockercorp Jane?
>>1426863
Looks better than usual I think. Light setup must really make a difference.
>>1428522
I like how he thinks that you'd give a shit about canon after literally everything else that's happened in the thread.
And as the other guy who liked chubby Fef, I like 'em. Rose is a bit more broad-shouldered than I'd expect, but I can dig it.
>>1428553
compliments don't mean a whole lot when it's typically not the artists posting their own stuff
>>1428787
yeah I know
>>1429566
:?
>>1429615
This one's an antique, handle it with care.
>>1427708
yeah, I'll do that next
>you lot are going to drive away an artist I like again over petty bullshit
Sjwism is not a petty bullshit, anon. It's a serious mental problem and must be treated extensively and with care. And since the sjws themselves do not want to be treated, it is a responsible anon's duty to do anything that's within his power to help a sjw find a way back to the real world.
oh jade, i relate to you
i, too, <3 fuck
>>1430922
Now give her dog ears.
>>1430924
woof
>>1430938
Now have a small city exploding in the background while she wears a silly hat.
we need a new thread.