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/short/ 65 - Shortstack General

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Do we make our own race Edition?

THREAD GUIDELINES

Post shortstacks,
Stories,
Pikminification,
Whatever you want really.
Just please try to be civil.
Discussion is welcome, but don't try to drive people off.

Previous thread >>1215732
Gnomes and Goblins:
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/baz9shdwxnw3djw/Gnomes_And_Goblins.rar

Asura, Cherry, Daisy, Dwarves, Franny the Succubus, Halflings, Hellmouth Imp, Meloetta, Arthur De Pins, Rayman Fairies, Shortstackification, Christmas Elves, Yordles and Zeena, oh my:
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/p2ron0w1ip79rb9/Shorties.rar

Midna:
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/fq9jrx9keve1e7e/Imp.rar

Uncategorized:
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/tnyltm1u5mcckse/Misc.rar

Shorstack aggregator tumblr: (http://shortstacksapproved.tumblr.com/)

Our content creators
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hi87AogAelCAUvOYQayXDZBNwaZkcFntQFPMfXBy4S4/edit?usp=sharing
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We also have a sister thread for IRL stackage short and otherwise.
>>>/s/17336525
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>>1228049
Did the thing.

Been a bit busier than I had hoped, but found a little time.

Critique always welcome. Still gonna take some requests this thread.
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>>1228396
Nice work yo, Only thing I could suggest was look at more cock refs, most i've seen have a skin thing that connects em to the japseye. The rest looks swish.
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Am I doing it right? Trying to get a hang of drawing shortstacks.
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bumping for stories
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(posted in the current Gobbo thread)

Have an idea for a Goblin TF story/universe concept.

Among races, Goblins are physiologically more sensitive than other races, and historical use as sex slaves results in them being stereotyped as slutty/sexual in modern times. However, by the time they reach adulthood, their sensitivity isn't an issue due to acclimating to it naturally. They also hold higher resistance to magical effects, and thus can channel it much easier than other races.

While it may be tempting for students to use shapeshifting magic/potions to transmogrify into a Goblin in order to have a advantage in alchemical arts, their senses being unacclimated to the sensitivity can result in addiction to the point of being unable to will themselves back to their original form.

And thus, a story following a student who learns the repercussions of Goblin TF the hard way.

I wish I had the willpower to write longform lewd material.
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>>1228432
too much stack but well within good territory, keep it up amigo
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>>1228049
drow stack subrace for sure
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>>1228396
Yordle edit of this
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>>1228049
>>1228300
There needs to be more swolestacks.
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>>1228396
Chromie.
Chromie gets no love.
Chromie is also a trap
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>>1228580
Need more HotS chrome, but not trap because most people aren't gay
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>>1228580
>Chromie is also a trap
>Remember that chromie is a male dragon who just loves Gnomes females
is he our guy
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>>1228590
He'd still have a pussy.

What someone should actually draw is a dragon jacking off thinking about his female form.
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>>1228601
>>1228590
Why stop there. Chromie has the power to go back in time and go to different time lines. One where he's an evil dragon. Why doesn't he just fuck the evil out of his timeline self.
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>>1228609
I'll allow female chromie to have a dick if it's for fucking evil infinite chromies with huge tits
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>>1228072
Noice.
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>>1228574
Pls source
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If I ever get rich boys, I'm gonna drop a couple million on shortstack commissions
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>>1228725
>not employing artist full time to flood the web with shortstacks
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>>1228714
>>1228717
>>1228720
on the topic of CN shortstacks
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>>1228746
Nah man, gotta rotate the crops to keep the content fresh
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>>1228751
and another
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sweet sweet peachstacks
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Are kobolds allowed or are they too furry?
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>>1228769
should be fine
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>>1228432
Too much sack? HOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE?

But seriously though, thanks for the feedback. Ill be drawing actally sexy stacks soon enough.
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fack
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>>1228651
I've gotten banned for posting that girl here before, someone claimed it was furry.
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>>1228714
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>>1228751
>>1228759
definitely need more
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>>1228965
lots more
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>>1228967
needs to be thicker and sound like fran drescher
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Did this for a sketch commission, thought you might like it
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>>1228970
you might have a point about the thickness, but honestly Dexter's second VA(Candi Milo) could easily handle voicing Dextra, just have her shift the voice slightly closer to her Nora Wakeman voice(especially since her Dexter voice was already pretty high pitched)
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>>1228967
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>>1228978
Pretty good, though I prefer my shortstacks a little thicker. That pose doesn't show the width of the hips that well so maybe that's it. The thighs are great tho.
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>>1229011
They bought this one too. I like the headress and tattoos more, makes the character more easily identified
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>>1229013
Aww now that's great. Makes you wanna jump right in.
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>>1229013
That's a nice Midna.
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Drawing with your dick always makes you stronger
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>>1228580
I did what I could last time, I think i'll try and do some of that other skin of hers soon.
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Orcstack
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>>1228640
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>>1229200

They grow up so fast...
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fresh shit
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>>1228892
clearly it is a pig
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>>1228892
The mods are temperamental at best but that IS furry.
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>>1229350
>>1229361
But she's so soft and squishy, and I want to call her a little piggy.
I dislike furry as much as the next guy, but she doesn't even have fur.
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>>1228714
>>1228717
>>1228720
>Buttercup with the smallest tits, biggest ass
>Bubbles with the biggest tits.
>Blossom is the middle ground
Jesus. It's wild to me how old these images are, and that I missed them. Those proportions are my number 1 jam for all the 3 PPG, when it comes to lewds.
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>>1228049
If ya'll are still interesting in doing this darkness absorbing Shortay lemme know, we still need a name for her and racial ideas.
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>>1229279
Small tits big ass is the best combo
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>>1229467
Balgora homemade dairy farmer
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>>1229521
I wish there were more pear-shaped body types.
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>>1229279
are you doing requests?
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>>1229521
This, except with big tits also.
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>>1229279
tasty
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>>1229467
I'm terrible with names but once they're swollen enough they should definitely get rapey
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>>1229535
I like what you said but I'm not sure if was a character name or a race.
>>1229649
I can get behind that.

/shorts/ baby girl
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Tfw 3D short stack gf, feels good man
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>>1229811
You can brag about your possibly existing gf over in
>>>/s/17336525
where you can post pics if pressed height challenged asset bountiful, love interest's legitimacy.
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>>1229200
You know, I when I first started to jerk it, I never thought that I'd be able to get off to Mandy. But now through my time acquiring my tastes and fettishes, I have discovered that I can jerk to most any character as long as the art is good.
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>>1228580

http://wow.gamepedia.com/Chronormu

Chromie is a lady dragon with a weird name.
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>>1229779
Can't wait until she's old enough to milk
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>>1229779
>>1229779
Ok how about a clan of shortstacks that cultivates and harvests plant-stacks to have lesbian orgies with to appease their ultra-lesbian shortstack god.

The pikmin-stacks make me so hard, which reminds me to bring up rockstacks
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>>1229467
>>1230202
>Humans find this tribe
>Natives Coexist with the Sex plants
>They find theses plants
>Try to find out if they can cure any remedies
>Just cures their raging hard ones
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>>1230226
>Cute little plant with a wide ass and huge boobs
>requires you to cum inside daily for nourishment
>melons growing heavier every day
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>>1230202
>>1230226
>>1230229
I hate and love you fucks at the same time.

Hope this does your imaginations some justice. This is a sordid world.

>Fun Fact I tried to upload this 3 times and it kept erroring detecting "Malicious Code"
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>>1230274
The rocks would definitely abduct you into a cave, use some crystal magic to make your dick stay huge,then line up and force you to fuck them all before letting you go, and then realizing you're too slow so the matriarch picks you up with her rock-strength and helps you power-creampie all her daughters.

The plant girl's face and red hair remind me of a girl in highschool that acted like she needed my cum, so you're definitely on the right track
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>>1230274
>>1230292

imagine how many pikmin could fuck you in an hour, they'd probably be about 4-8 inches tall and they'd all crawl on you and have to help pick eachother up to inseminate with maximum efficiency.

The larger queen would sit behind you with plump breasts pressed into your back and hold you tight releasing a pheromone to make you cum buckets while two more are dedicated to messaging your balls.

There's something so hot about ridiculously sexually attractive compact creatures that really just want your cum that drives me wild. Like they evolved for millions of years and don't really care what they look like, they just all look perfect so they can steal you and have you fuck them all.
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>>1230339
Death by shortstack snu snu is how I wanna die
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>>1229855
He made a post that didn't explicitly conform to my idea of the appropriate conversation for the thread that is approved by me and me alone, better make a smug masturbatory post informing him I have infact noted his slight digression by referring to the subject of the art in question rather than the art explicitly...the post
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>>1229368
I assume that scalie is banned too for a similar reason. the principle is 'ban anthropomorphized animals'
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>>1229598
Sometimes
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>>1228072

Why didn't you just call it a shortstack thread? The rather misleading title has anons just posting big tits general.
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>>1228490

Oooo I like that idea.
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>>1230431
Hey there's a place for real life, and there's a place for fantasy. Walking into threads and talking about your thread related girlfriend is just hunting for (You)s just pointing him in the right direction.
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>>1230292
Glad to hear I could subconciously match that girl! I like the idea of "rockettes" working with crystals and that sorta magic.
>>1230339
I think under a foot is a bit close to micro for my tastes but I think flower peeps are probably really small when they're like "Seedling" forms probably grow different depending on water+Sun, I'll try and draw one sunbathing to photosynthesize her assets later today.
>>1230185
she already is!
>>1229467
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Anyone have the complete version?
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>>1230966
If you weren't retarded in the mind you could see that it was the OP image of another thread on this board.
>>1220579
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>>1230947
Any more of these?
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>>1229521
>>1229583

>tfw you have a gf that is pear shaped and is short enough that she needs to get on tiptoes to kiss you
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>>1231115
STOP
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>>1230947
This image is so degraded and artefacted, it makes me sad.
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>>1231441
Jared has a lot of smut of his characters from other artists he doesnt show to anyone aside from occasionally people in his streams. Thats likely a shot from his stream.

I guess he thinks if he keeps Daisy pure she'll become a real girl some day.
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>>1231569
That's loli, not shortstack.
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My pal Juicydemon is working on a neat Shortstack gif atm, figured i'd post his WIP as he doesn't visit here enuff.
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>>1230937
I guess once they work their magic your dick would be at massive, so yeah I guess like 2 foot stacked pikmins trying to help eachother mount your monster cock would be an ideal scenario
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>>1231675
I mean I thought we were creating something new, not just pikmin, that idea's hot and all but I think our flower shortstacks should be our own thing.
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>>1231689
the main takeaway from the pikmin comparison is that I like the hivemind / swarming thing. Our flowerstacks should definitely swarm the cock for nectar
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>TFW MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS
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>>1228574
what would this be called?
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>>1231695
I can get behind this.
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>>1231728
I hope all my ideas inspire some great art ^^
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>>1231881
Well they inspire MY art, so

idk if I'd call it great!
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Just finished this request. Futa version next.
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>>1232074
I fucking love Patty Wagon.
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>>1232074
This is a switch force thing right?
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>>1232092
Yup. Patricia "Patty" Wagon from Mighty Switch Force. This is an unlockable skin for her.
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>>1231408
I WILL NOT

>tfw she likes cuddling up and grinding her ass against my crotch
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>>1231115
>>1232135

>tfw I too have a girlfriend who is relevant to [thread focus] and I too am thirsty for (You)s

D-don't ask me to prove it, take my word guys.
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I made real life Midna...embrace it....be disturbed and whybonered by it...

Those of us into fetishes that are only satiated via artwork need to confront this reality that unless they break away from fap fodder, they will all be forever alone.

Stop jerking to Midna, Poppy and all the rest and find a real life shortstack girl for fuck sake. They are out there...and aren't as hard to find as you think...just show some god damned commitment.
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>>1232426
i do like the lips
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>>1232426

Dude holy fuck that's some masterful work! You pay good tribute to the one who started the this fetish community.
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>>1232426

If only the various dating sites included height specifications in their search algorithms.
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>>1232426

Fuck you for giving me this whyboner. I both love and hate you for it.
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>>1232426
This is just odd
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>>1232426

I hate you for how well you rendered Midna...that's it...just hate...seeing her like this may very well kill my fandom for her. The uncanny valley effect is fucking with me right now.
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>>1232426

Dude you are too good at this! Tell me you have a tumblr or something.
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>>1232426

Oddly hot but disturbing at the same time as I look more closely. The photo elements make it weird an awkward. Not sure if Midna needs to be rendered this way. Good attempt and I commend your efforts but still freaky.
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>>1232135
>tfw an oprhan that ended up homeless as a teen and now an adult male and have lived in isolation without ever being loved by anyone for over 20 years
th-thanks
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Judging from this thread we really need a better "what's a shortstack and what isn't" image or set of images.
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>>1231538
HOLY FUCK
Source of this one please
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>>1232426
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>>1231503
>>1231515
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>>1231524
>>1231528
>>1231538
>>1231541
>>1231543
>>1231547
>>1231553
>Tfw you're on mobile and you can view webms
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>>1233102
Can't*
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Some Yo-Kai Watch stuff before I go to work.
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>>1233352
Amazing
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>>1232426

My only critique is you kind of mailed it in regarding the hair. Otherwise not too shabby.
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>>1232426
I dunno if I should like this or not.
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>>1232426
Still Uncanny Valley shit, terrifying stuff man.

There is nothing that will make this alright, photo manips are just disturbing but thats me.
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>>1233102
>not having an app for that
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All the short girls I knew seemed to be self-conscious about their height. The only women I read about online who want to be shorter are the ones who are pretty tall to begin with.

I've seen plenty of threads over the years where men and women alike say they wish they were futas, or giants or something, but what about shortstacks?
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>>1233102
Why aren't you using clover? Are you some kind of masochist?
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>>1233629
This guy gets it.
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>>1214318
I grow some balls at Dayzee’s encouragement and pull down on the corset. Her boobs spring out like excited puppies glad to be let out of their pen, and even her nipples are cute and gently upturned at the ends of her hefty breasts. I suck on one of the thumb-sized tips, and I can feel her breathing grow more intense as they puff back and forth against my face. She finally gets my shirt off, and when she's teasing her tiny hands around my stomach, I get up some courage. My mouth is still on her breasts when I bring my hands up to start stroking her ears.

The confident, coy look on Dayzee's face vanishes as her eyes go wide, and the fuzzy growths flicker in between my fingers. Her mouth hangs open like she's stupefied, and I can feel her thighs slowly start to rub together beside me. I stroke over their stiff edges, trying not to disturb her carefully wound up hair. I always wondered what they felt like, and they're a bit more stiff and taut than human ears. They're warm and distinctly fluffy, and I'm surprised at how aroused it makes me. I'm not exactly an ear fetishist, but it's clearly a big deal to Dayzee from the way her brain just seemed to shut down when I went to her unusual erogenous zone.

Over a minute passes when she manages to weakly push a hand away. "Save that for later," she pants out, her eyes looking glassy until she blinks them a few times. She clears her tiny throat and blushes a deep violet before crawling down to take down the rest of my clothes. She teases my shaft with her delicate fingers before she starts to kiss around the base, gently scraping with her dull little teeth once in awhile like a possessive dog with a toy. She keeps looking up at me to make sure I'm enjoying myself, and I absolutely am.
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>>1233792
>"Mmm, you're a real mouthful, aren'tcha?" she praised in her permanent giggle of a voice. "Whatcha gonna do with a big thing like that, hmmm?" She straddles one of my legs, one big thigh on either side as she takes my cockhead into her mouth. She can barely fit more than that in her thin blue lips and little mouth, so she sucks and licks even harder to make up for it. Her breasts hang out of her corset and rub their warm flesh on my balls, and I feel the delicate silk of her panties grind against my knee. They hug against her wet crotch, showing me an outline of her puffy labia. Dayzee must be enjoying this at least half as much as I am.

>"You ready for this?" she asks. My bigger concern is if she's ready for it, but she seems to much more confident and experienced in the matter that I just nod. She seems to know what she's doing. She stands up on the foot of the bed and slowly strips out of the last of her gear. With the corset down, her breasts are free to bounce all over, and dainty little toes come out of her boots. Her pussy is slightly puffy, almost pouty, and has a wide bit of peach fuzz around the top that's more fur more than pubic hair. Rather than jumping right on my shaft, she turns around and so that she's sitting on me with that round bottom jiggling expectantly in my face.

>"Deep breath now," she chimes and gives me a second before she presses her rump into my face. Even with an ass that big, she's lightweight enough that it's not really smothering me. I knead her ass enough that I can get my tongue inside underneath her crotch. She lets out this childish laugh as I reach her pussy. She to grind rhythmically on my face, her sweet snatch starting to smear her juices on me while her ass cheeks rub against my face.
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>>1232426
It's so hideous looking, but god damn it OP don't stop. Specifically do more fantasy stuff, because my boner wants more. Also you should post your stuff someplace.
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>>1233795
>I'll admit that the rumors are true: yordles taste like purple. There's a faintly fruity taste to her, and that small of a pussy apparently produces a lot of lube to accommodate its "guests." Either I'm doing a good job at my oral or she just wants to watch me squirm, because she turns around to wrap her chubby thighs around her my head and push her mound right into my mouth. It's so puffy and tiny that I can take it all in and suck on it like an orange. Her watchful eyes and knowing smile oversee my actions, and she plays with her big jiggly tits as she sees me hungrily eat her out.

>"Got a sweet tooth, do ya?" Dayzee teases, her tiny hands brushing against my stomach. At first I think she's teasing me, her fingertips only barely touching the tip of my shaft. The way she grunts and leans though, I think she just realizes her arms can't reach far enough to do both. I help make the decision for her as I lift her up by the hips with some minimal effort. A string of her pussy juice mixed with my spittle runs between her crotch and my mouth as she gets her feet back under her, flashing me a little smile of thanks.

She sticks that bounty of a butt out and eases down on top of me. She's wet and warm enough that it feels like dipping my dick into a hot bath. She starts to hump in this slow, spiraling motion, wiggling me in subtly deeper. At first, it's clear it won't all fit inside her unless I want to risk popping something. She starts out with this interesting trick, where she sits back between my legs. She arches her back so that she's in a crab-walk position, showing off some rather tight little abs to go with those soft tits. I'm not sure what she's up to at first, but I can see a subtle bulge in her lower belly where my dick ends, right below her little patch of fur. She leans back on her arms for balance as she stretches her legs. Rather than taking me all the way in, she wraps her thighs around the rest of my shaft, her toes rubbing against my balls.
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>>1234118
>It's all overwhelmingly satisfying without truly making me finish. I'm barely keeping my wits enough to only thrust slightly so I don't rip poor Dayzee in half. But she knows what she's doing and she shows it. I don't notice until her feet are resting on my stomach that she's slowly moving deeper. The bulge shows a bit higher, and more of my shaft has her... not so much humping as she is wriggling. It makes all her soft bits jiggle, and I can see her face bundled up in concentration, as if feeling her way through this with nothing but her vaginal muscles.

>"Whatcha starin' at?" She's breathing heavily, but it's this steady, controlled breathing like an athlete instead of a chubby runt of a girl. The dominatrix angle seems mostly gone as she gives me a confident, playful smile. For all the effort her body's going through just to fuck me, she's clearly having fun with this.

>"Prettiest little yordle I've seen in a long time." I'm apparently not so far gone in my lusty haze to lose a little bit of wit, at least. Dayzee giggles and oh gods, my dick can feel every twitch of her abdomen when she does. She sees the response in my face and that just makes her laugh harder, this chiming noise as her high voice gets even higher. "Wow, you really tickle me just right," she grins as the giggles finally trail off. "You're going to be a fun one, I can tell."

>With that, she pushes her hips forward in one final thrust. I'm balls deep in the yordle riding on top of me, which I only realize because her booty jiggles right against my nads when she comes to a stop. She gives a big grunt of pleasure, bringing her hands around to rest between my chest and stomach as she rides slowly up and down. Her eyes close a bit as if it's some huge relief to her just to relax her abs. Or maybe yordles keep their clits somewhere halfway up to their throats.
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Posting for Juicy, he's not happy with how CLIP STUDIO rendered it, but I dig it.

Have some shortstack fairy, gettin' busy with her fine self.
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>>1234141
Do you have a tumblr.
Also
>Just so bored that you just randomly fap just to past the time
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>>1228725
You should instead invest in science to create goblins in real life...
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>>1233629
I always forget. I also have to delete a bunch of stuff before I'm able to download it.
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>>1234125
Fuck this is hot, can you please continue?
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>>1234451

It's on his Patreon.
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>>1228490
>>1228491
halp image search does nothing!
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>>1234472
InCase.
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>>1234481
I shoulda known. But i found the full thing.
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>>1234451
yep, full thing's there. another couple pages on there, and just sort of trickling it on here when I've got time to spare between Scrappa stories

https://www.patreon.com/sandcastles
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>>1234344
I do, but this gif was done by my friend http://juicydemon.tumblr.com/
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Decided to draw a shortstack. Have a Blossom.
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>>1232430
>>1232437
>>1232446
>>1232465
>>1232470
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion this is a pile of (You) jerking off into his own mouth?
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>>1236907
nah, its a horrifying nightmare boner but there's something to it.
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does she count?
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>>1236867
nice mate.
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>>1236958
absolutely
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>>1236907
It's honestly a coin flip
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>>1236978
I'm thinking of drawing Bubbles and Buttercup as well, and I like this description of what their bodytypes could be. >>1229397
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Guys, I'm gonna figure out how the hell to draw shortstacks. I haven't been this bonervated* for like a decade.

*That's motivation fueled by a truly rigid boner.
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>>1236867
Amazing. Now do the other two. You can't just do one.
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>>1236958
artist? I really like this
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>>>/soc/24999812
Another real-life shortstack girl thread over on /soc/ if anyone else is interested.
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>>1236958
I'll allow it. SU has several seriously cute shortstacks.
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>>1237239
You can count on it, dude. Here's Bubbles.
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Are shorties paired with regular-sized people allowed?
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>>1237407
yes
size difference is best
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>>1237407
No, we need a height apartheid.

Separate drinking fountains.
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wrote something based on a prompt of a shortstacked, kinky, animated ragdoll being bought and sexed up on /trash/
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>>8017057

whole thing's saved away on
patreon.com/sandcastles
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>>1237365
Where's Buttercup you turbofaggot?
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>>1237580
Well, the drinking fountain thing is kind of out of necessity, really.
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>>1228432
Ya I hate to say it bro but her legs look like chicken thighs. Other than that great tho, better than anything I could draw for sure.
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>>1237773
Anyone know the artist for this picture?
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>>1238092
Nevermind, found it. hellokittymonger on DA. Kinda hit or miss, sadly.
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>>1237580
We totally have tall and short drinking fountains already.
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:)
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And now Buttercup.
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Not lewd, but here's a 'stack I've been working on.
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>>1238289
Will take a quick sketch request before I go and fuck off to play vidya before having to go back to work.
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>>1238294
shortstack juri han from SF4
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>>1237773
I do love me some ragdolls
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>>1237365
>>1238153
My dick thanks you.
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>>1238430
You're welcome! Glad my doodles had that effect on you, anon.
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>>1238447
Your art is great
>No Blossom
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>>1238477
C'mon nigga. >>1236867
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>>1238483
I have made a grave mistake
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>>1236867
>>1237365
>>1238153

These are super cute. There's a Gravity Falls-esque quality to the art style. Here's some more shortstack Powerpuffs!
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>>1238487
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>>1238486
I forgive you, this time.
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How small is too small ?
Does a fairy count as a shortstack?
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>>1238492
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>>1238501
That depends entirely on her proportions. If she just looks like a normal woman the size of a doll, that falls under the purview of micro.
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>>1238501
Depends on proportions imo. You just gotta be "short" and "stacked" so if it's just a fairy with regular full sized woman proportions it's not a shortstack!? I figure thats the logic.
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>>1238510
>>1238505

At the very least she has to have gnomish proportions for the head vs her body, otherwise it really is just a tiny woman.
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>Fuck a shortstack doggy
>Pick her up
>Her legs are just tangling
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>>1238487
>>1238492
Great stuff! And I love the style from these. Would you like a back view doodle, and if so, which Powerpuff shall do?
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>>1238518
I would love that, and I vote Bubbles. She may have her best assets up front, but it would be cute to see her be shy about her skirt riding up.
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>>1238515
>Tangling
Nigga she okay? Did she have a seizure or something?
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>>1238529
Heh, Bubbles it is. I'll see if I have time tonight to draw her.
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>>1236867
>>1237365
>>1238153
very nice work, you got a site anywhere?
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>>1238764
Thank you! I've been posting a lot of 4chan doodles here. http://sb99doodles.tumblr.com
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>>1238788
Followed, really neat stuff and a charming style that doesn't sacrifice cuteness for sex good balance yo!
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>>1238515
>Fuck a doggy
Keep that shit in /trash/
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>>1238486
Interested in the full pic
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>>1238845
He means doggy-style
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>>1236867
>>1237365
>>1238153

I would say "better than the remake"

But let's be honest, that's a really fuckin' low bar to clear.

Nice work!
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Did a Gnome using what of Anzka's illustrations as body reference.
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>>1238951
Christ, dude, please stop.
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>>1238951
still kind of horrific, still plastitits, the face is fucking spot on though for a cute gnome girl. Proportions aren't even as scary as usual.
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>>1238951
delet
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>>1238951
This has got to stop, I mean if those weird baby looking 3D poser things aren't allowed then how is weird real people photo manipulated allowed? Isn't this place for 2D?

I came here to jack it to fantasy girls don't need uncanny valley shit reminding me there's life outside my house.
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>>1238951
You're gonna get these threads put on autodelete.
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>>1238951
>Just a little too much 'uncanny valley' there, anon.
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>>1239021
yeah but i'd still 'uncanny' her... its? valley if you know what I mean.
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>>1239032
I get you anon, I do

But I don't approve.
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>>1239021
>a little
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>>1238951
I think it needs work but definitely has potential. Keep at it, friend.
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>>1238963
>>1238970
>>1238991
>>1239008
>>1239015
>>1239021
>>1239109

You're only encouraging him, guys.
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>>1238502
>Ready for start the morning
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>>1237277
Is this OC, or am I missing the resemblance?
It's really good, though. Those are like perfect shorstack proportions. The prototype Shortstack.
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>>1239165
isn't that the girl who like, draws herself as a shortstack a lot? I could be mistaken but another anon might know who I mean.
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Some more Bubbles tonight.
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>>1239193
thank sb.
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>>1239193
Awesome!
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>>1239193
>>1239237
I knew something looked off. It's amazing how much awfulness a bit of SD style, and a static pose, can hide.
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>>1232426
>wildly off-model proportions
then what's the fucking point
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>>1228646

If it enters into that for loop the loop will never terminate.
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>>1239710
Why not? It just executes 12 times.
Now, it doesn't make sense to have a loop to begin with, bit that is another topic.
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>>1232426
I'm not disturbed or whybonered at all.
The pic just looks like shit.
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>>1240348
Shit, I forgot to name fag
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>>1240350
I CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE YOU
DON'T STEAL ANON'S IDEA
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>>1240112
>this doesn't pertain to my interests and therefore any measure of skill or artistic ability put into is also rendered moot and without merit or redeemable qualities.

That's one mindset that's so common on the internet but makes no sense to me. The subject matter is horrifying but the guy clearly has a lot of skill and talent in photo manipulation and editing.
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>>1240647

It's more of the idea that he should be using his powers for good, not evil. With great power comes great responsibility. I can see how it's appealing to some but still basically nightmare fuel for a primarily illustration based fetish community. Just saying some tact and courtesy should be considered.
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>>1231553
>can't use rule34hentai anymore because it's filled with malicious ads and they added an an adblock-block
honestly sucks
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>>1240348
sup, fan fuckers? a lot of commission work came up lately, and basically took a dare to write a shortstack story for a horny ragdoll girl on /trash/, so Scrappa was a bit on the wayside until I got some fresh inspiration. anyway, ready to get dumped on?

>Jan 25th: I get some phone calls today that amount to a lot of nothing. The first call is from some polite real estate agent asking if I'm looking to sell. They comment on how it would make a great summer home for people and it has some "surprisingly healthy" woodlands on my property. She keeps trying to bring up more pitches or move the price around, but the fact is it's basically free at this point, and I've got a family (and several monsters) settled in here. I can only refuse so many times before I just hang up.

>I get another call a couple hours later. They apparently talked it over and sent in the big guns, because this guy is aggro. There's everything short of veiled threats in there, and he's just unpleasant. He ends up trying to muscle me with talk about lawyers, and I'm not sure I know (or like) what kind of grounds he could pull with them. I inherited the place in a will, and it was built by Grandpa and some of his friends. He gets into "We'll be seeing you in court" talk when I hang up. He tries calling again, and I just block him.
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>>1241094
>I get another random number in the evening, right after making the goblets dinner. I sigh and check it, and the voice is... subdued. Not in the cold and calm way, but like they just got over being horrified and are choosing their words carefully. They almost talk like I have a gun pointed at them. It's neither of the first two buyers, because he immediately mentions how "I'd like to personally apologize" about today. I bite back a snicker when he mentions they were contacted by a "Miss Decker" who "made things very clear for them." Good to know that the agency actually has my back, even if they're listening in on my calls. They end up offering to send over one of those prepaid gift cards. I figure I'll use it to buy some extra meat for Gruunda. Maybe a little something for Agent Decker and leave it out on the front deck. See how long it takes her to find it.

>Jan 27th: the girls are a month old and starting to grow their curves. They're variously chatty, but know a reliable smattering of words in gobblish. Their full uses, too. Not just basic concepts. Rixin knows to hold up her arms and say "Up!" when she wants attention, but she also can point at the TV and go "Up!" if she wants it louder. Fortunately, they only use them when it applies; Boosa's only used "Fuck me!" when she's especially mad, but she's pretty mellow (and hasn't ended up using it for the other reason yet...)

>I end up looking up a basic recipe and make the girls a cake. It's nothing amazing, and I have to keep herding them away from the stove, but they get to eat the egg shells and lick the bowl from all the extra batter. They're like cute little compost heaps. I even light a birthday candle for Reedy, which she adores.
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>I cut a small piece for myself and Scrappa and let them at it. The kids go berserk at the actual cake, taking a few bites right out of the top before they grab handfuls to scamper off and eat before their sisters can take any of it. Everyone gets a scrubbing with a washcloth rather than an actual bath (no way I'm risking that when they're this little). I strip out of my shirt rather than keep getting it wet while I wipe the chocolate off of seven squirmy goblins

>Nicki doesn't squirm so much, though. She leans her head on my bare chest and just sort of stares at me the whole time. "Whatcha looking at, slimeball?" It's become one of my regular nicknames for the kids.

>"Pretty," she says vacantly, gazing up at me with those big green eyes of hers. I smile back and scratch at her multicolored mane and getting this almost bird-like cooing out of her. "You are very pretty, Nicki," I assure her, giving her a peck on the lips. "Nobody tells you otherwise, okay?"

>"Okay!" she says with a big smile. I have her turn around to get the last of the icing out of her hair and off her back (where Debrii had tossed some of hers). While she's down there it's hard to miss that her hand wanders over my crotch a lot. Not doing anything in particular, but just sort of groping and sniffing around and seeing what's there. I meet Scrappa's eye (who's busy nursing Scuttle) and nod towards the activity. Scrappa nods and doesn't seem to care.
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>When they're put to bed, Scrappa does think she's an early bloomer, but they're around the "humpy age." She was going to teach them how to masturbate soon anyway. It seems goblins are interested in sex even before they're able to breed (6 months), if in a kind of blindly naive way. I can't say the question's crossed my mind. They technically don't have any of my DNA, and even if they did, I doubt incest does a lot to a species whose culture involves a lot of hyper-breeding, chronic masturbators, alpha males, and ambiguous egg-laying. I'm definitely not going to force myself on them like it sounds the Bicka usually does, but I've decided that if they want it, I'm not going to turn them down. They're my girls. They're my sweet, weird, noisy, odd-smelling girls, and I'll do anything for them.
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>Jan 29th: more new faces show up today, but at least they're humans this time, and won't be living here. A little before lunch, there's a knock at the door. Scrappa knows to herd and hide the kids, and Sahara's already laying low in the fireplace. For a guardian spirit thing that was stuck in a lamp for years, she sure does a lot of sleeping. We still fool around in dreams sometimes, and sometimes with Scrappa, but I try to limit it a little. I never seem to sleep as well when we do. Maybe something with REM sleep or how dreaming's supposed to make you sane.
>There's three people in comfortable clothes (warm coats, plain shirts and jeans or khakis), and the big one's carrying what looks like a big gym bag. He's heavily tanned and has a lot of big, deep scars, mostly on his arms, and looks even older than my dad. The other guy's a bit younger, or maybe just in better shape. Some early signs of gray in a big, black moustache and an eyepatch, but built like an athlete with bulging arms that still don't stack up to the biggest one and his ham-sized hands. The last one's a woman, somewhere around my age but also in much better shape. I'd say a gymnast build, but a little too bulky for that, and with a lot of blonde hanging behind her head.

>"Steven, right?" the moustached guy starts.
>"Yea."
>"Ha!" He smiles wide and nudges the big dude, who hardly budges in the slightest. "Old Gary's boy's really shot up, hasn't he? And handsome as he said, isn't he, Liz?"
>The blonde punches him in the ribs (nothing that harsh, but WAY harder than I'd expect from some joking). "Shut it, Zeke," she says in a distinct English accent. "Steven, we just saw the change in the territories, and thought we'd come by and see that things are alright. We... were friends of your grandfather."
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>I ask how much they know about this place, and they understood not to mess with anything on the property. I assure them everything is friendly and invite them in. They're a little surprised to see the children's toys around, but I take them to the kitchen for some coffee. I'm thinking of how to explain it when the big one sniffs the air. "You got goblins on the property?"

>Well that's a start. I give the all clear, and Scrappa leads the pups back into the living room. Liz snickers at the sight, but they don't say anything about my breeding goblins in the house. At least nothing judgey.

>"Ah! Fresh ones!" says eyepatch jovially. "You've got a whole trouble there. Did you know they call a group of goblins a 'trouble?"

>These three are surprisingly chill with everything. If you'd told me monster hunters were coming to my house, I'd have been braced for the worst. They're part of a hunting group, like what Grandpa was, and wanted to check in on me and pay their respects while they were in the area. The woman's Elizabeth Gladstone, a relative rookie to the group but clearly seen tons more action than I have. Eyepatch is Ezekial Burns, who apparently helped Grandpa take down a big batch of demons once. The mountain of an old guy is Marcus. He's the quietest, but not unfriendly as he gets these crooked smiles a lot. I also don't get his last name, and I'm not sure if the others actually know it, but he apparently once tore the arm off a troll that was about to strangle Grandpa.

>I have them over for dinner, and Liz offers to cook. I take it that it's her instinct, because she sounds like she's sort of the intern of the group. A research assistant, if that research involved a lot of shotguns and incendiary rounds. When I don't really have anything worth feeding three humans, they're all fine ordering pizza. Liz even laughs when Scuttle gets bold enough to run up and hug her leg (and quickly runs back to the other pups, no doubt to brag to them).
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>Zeke ends up breaking out some whiskey around the end of the meal and we take some shots in Grandpa's memory, and they tell these big stories of their adventures with and without him. Marcus speaks up to tell Zeke when he's had enough. He stops, but not without a lot of protesting. "Just because a redcap took part of my kidney down with him doesn't mean I can't hold my stuff anymore, you old ogre!" he insists, as if he wants to keep his pride in front of me.

>They bring one last thing they want to do for Grandpa/Old Gary. Hunters are a secret to the world, and there's not always something left of them, so they're not big on actual funerals (Grandpa was buried proper since he just died of age, but they insist he'd want it). We go out back in the shallow snow, a little ways into the woods. Marcus brings out the duffel bag, the one that clinks a little when he sets it down. "Old tradition," Zeke explains as he pulls a longsword out of the bag, unsheathes it, and jabs it into the earth with one hard thrust. "Supposed to keep their soul at rest. Bury them with their weapons so they can ward off anything, even in death. ...it's all bull crap, honestly, but it's the spirit of the thing."

>The other two shove some blades in as well (katana for Liz, and what I think is a bastard sword for Marcus; I'm kind of shit at weapon specifics). That seems to be the entire ritual, but Marcus gives me a light tap on the arm with a hammer of a knuckle. "We brought one extra," he rumbles discreetly. I think about it a second before I go and take out the last one, a short sword that makes me feel like a fucking hobbit. Better than chopping off my own finger trying to do an outdated hunter's funeral for Grandpa, I guess. I jab it in with the rest.

>"You done good work," Zeke proclaims. I'm not sure if he means me or Grandpa. "Take it easy, Hellsing. You've earned it." Then there’s no salute, no tears, they just head back inside. Hunters have to be a practical bunch, I guess.
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>>1240380
You're believing wrong.
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>The trio give me some contact information, and say they'll be in the area if we need anything. They're these long encoded things that I assume are government-issue and super secure. I give them my old hotmail address. They have a rented place nearby, so they don't need to stay, and handshakes go around before they go. They never pressed if I was sleeping with Scrappa or not. Maybe they knew, or maybe they were too polite to ask. Maybe they respected Grandpa, or even whatever I was doing here. Either way, I decide to just settle in for the night and cuddle up with my family.
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>>1241120
Sorry Sandypoo but the threads hit it's bump limit.
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>>1241124
really? well fuck that. this is getting posted on the blog
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>>1241190
>>1241190
>>1241190
>>1241190

Check Out These New Thread(s)
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>>1241192
Way too early. This thread isn't going to fall off for a while.
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>>1230005
never accept the rewrite.
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>>1228700
>Only three
That's a pretty short stack.
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>>1239763
the termination condition is wrong, it gets casted to true
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>>1231543
I've gotta get laid guys...........
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>>1243888
Report to the ship as soon as possible.

We'll bang, OK?
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Too close to the end
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>>1245490
Make a new thread.
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>>1246476
here
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