Homesmut General #37

>>1192826
Where's the last thread faggot

We need more John x Roxy.

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>>1192859
it fell off the board

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>>1192859
>>1147918

>>1192953
SAUCE

https://fralininin.tumblr.com/tagged/homestuck

>>1192967
>>1192963

>>1192826
>aradiafag
>forgot link to previous thread
>again
goddammit aradiafags, why do you always suck so much

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tfw xxxagave come home and draw hte karezi

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There are some pretty good mokie drawings out there.

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POST SPIDER THIGHS!

I have so very few in my collection.

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Is there more of this? Its awesome.

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>>1192935
Do you have a non futa version

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>>1194245
Reverse image search is your friend.

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>>1192935
>>1195238
>jerking off to edits
>>1194245
can't into filenames, eh?

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>>1195255

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Thing I'm working on. About half way to three quarters done.

http://pastebin.com/u6Cr9bnT

Grimdorks for people who get all upset by that.

>>1195258
>doesn't even have all the vanilla /d/ fetishes
get this hothead out of here !

>>1197355
More like this

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>>1197640
?

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Need more honeyselect.

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>>1199996
k

>>1200033
Any more of stuff like this, with good dialogue?

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>>1200175
no. I mean, I meant to, but I've been trying to see other alternatives for Homestuck stuff. [spoiler]Like DAZ[/spoiler]

>>1200274
DAZ?

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>>1200911
>black

Hey newfag here, i was wondering, is it okay to make my own Homestuck original character? I don't mean it for Mary Sue purpose, but i don't know how to draw.

>>1195387

This is really good!

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Do you think, with her broken joyful mind and new life, that Aradia sometimes just wanders into a city, and presents herself to them? Just smiles, gets down on her knees, and waits.

>>1200516
Yeah. It's a posing/modeling program that pretends it's not for porn but totally is.

>>1201685
Waits for what?

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>>1201987
this board is 18+

>>1202005
But Aradia is only 6!

>>1202009
Not at the end of the story

>>1201575
I'm glad you like it! I am weirdly proud of that dumb beach party build up.

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>>1200915

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>>1200915

>>1202620
Are there any fics about Jane being fucked in her fat ass

Such as by Meenah or Jade

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>>1195387
>That sick build up
>That characterization
>That Classpect lore
>That John/Rose with John on top for once

This is some of the best smut I've read in ages.
10/10 Please make more.
I miss high quality homestuck shit.

>>1202608
>>1202617
>>1202627
>>1202643
ye that's my point exactly. Niggastuck is disgusting.

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>>1203307
this is not Rose though. I saw it in the drawthreads too, and Sabrina's resemblence to Rose is indeed astonishing.

>>1202831
Well thank you! Definitely gonna finish this. If you have any prompts you want from the four beta kids I'm taking requests maybe.

>>1203050
You notice how no one's agreeing with you? There's a reason for that.

>>1203975
I had an idea where Rose tests whether the prospitans have any sexuality by flirting with them
I don't think I've ever seen anything with just nameless prospitans/dersites
but maybe you meant the beta kids with each other in which case disregard all that and do whatever

>>1203975
If you're taking requests, then

Jade having impure thoughts about John due to waht a ridiculous stud he's grown up into (and seems to have not noticed)

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>>1203975
Sick bro.
I got a few prompts in mind.

>John and Rose exploring the idea of having a child together / Jade begging Dave to give her a baby.

>Classpect making the idea of incest not as repulsive to the kids as they once thought, and them coming to terms with budding feelings for there brother/sister.

>More John dom Rose would be cool.

>Jade dom Dave would also be cool.

In general though do whatever you want man. Just keep up the great work.
[spoiler] Is there a reason you only do beta kids though. I'm more curious than anything else.[/spoiler]

>>1203512
Hussie probably did that on purpose.

>>1204033
They're my favorites to write. I think the trolls got a ton of love in the comic and only a few troll couples really do anything for me; troll romance as a strange, alien concept that was ultimately a weapon of the Condence to control her people is neat, it ending up being a Good Thing Humans Should Do wasn't. I could give the Alphas a try but they're such a mess after their strong start it feels like I'd be kind of spending all my time fixing that.

Like I'm a bit old school, I loved classic sburb and the kids exploring it, which is why that ends up being a theme in a lot of my work. I wouldn't mind doing some post-game god antics for babymaking though.

I feel like Jade and Dave would be the ultimate switch couple; Dave's laid back right up until you challenge him and then he's suddenly REAL aggressive, and Jade basically has every fantasy a little girl raised by the internet would and now that she has people in her life wants to try EVERYTHING. While we're at it, I see John as a fun loving type but also kind of a natural dom once he has a green light from the girl, and Rose as a natural sub who's a bit shy since she sees herself as a badass gangster. They both have very strong fantasy lives and do a lot of role playing and weird scenarios.

I could see Jade being very pro kidpile just because the family that fucks together stays together, with the rest being mildly repulsed/interested depending on their mood.

>>1204024
I have one Jade/John (and later Rose, I'm Grimdorks trash) prompt in my head but it's a dark one. Like REAL dark.

>>1204016
>You notice how no one's agreeing with you?
You notice anyone agreeing with anyone? I'm afraid this makes you a moron.

>>1204016
I unfortunately agree. It's not that I don't like seeing black characters in general, but it's shit like "oh, but the characters can be of any race you want !" that killed the comic
It's just another way to pander to tumblr autists

>>1204068
>REAL dark

you have my attention..

>>1204140
Well I kind of got inspired by the crapsack ending.

Basically step one is assuming shit goes as bad for Jade as it does for John at some point. Really all the kids if you assume New Earth is a false paradise which it sure feels like. Jade is important here because her big motivation was the promise that all the pain and suffering would be rewarded with a home and family, which she never really gets.

So she goes to her brother, John, and sees a broken man; a man who just wants to be liked and has been, remember, abandoned, manipulated by or stepped on by any person he's reached out to during his adventure. He didn't even get his dad back, the traitor, Jane, did. Jade tries to get them to the point where they can talk about anything again, throwing any topic against the wall to get him to respond, jokes, memories, even mentioning that she thinks her dog side's messing with her sexually, "joking" that she'd probably do anything a commanding man said during a certain time of the month.

This makes John laugh, and he uses his old friendleader voice to say, "okay then, take off your shirt, bitch.", and to him it's a gag, but to Jade it's the voice of GOD and she immediately does. The depressed, lonely pair hold out for a whole second before going at it like wild animals.

(Part 1/2 hopefully.)

>>1204151
They regret it in the morning, of course. But neither quite finds an excuse to stop; the whole idea is that John and Jade basically enable the hell out of each other, Jade especially using every dirty trick in the book ("oh god john rose doesn't know what she's missing!~") to keep John angry and domineering and most importantly /not throwing her out on her ass/.

This escalates, the sex getting kinkier and the pair getting more and more lost in each other, until Jade just does the Jade thing and decides to go into it 1000%. If she's going to be John's sex pet she's going to be the best one ever, and that means keeping John in the mood full time. Spreading the gospel, so to speak.

Cue Rose (who's ALSO alone and sad in this because NTR ain't my thing.) and a kidnapping later because "you were supposed to be his WIFE silly you'll like it!!! XD" and that's about where I usually just need to take a break. But the idea is using greek-style super sex to make up for how they got screwed over out of their happy ending by paradox space, with Jade starring as the instigator/ultimate power bottom.

Wheres the fefkat porn?

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>>1204218

>>1204016
I agree completely. There's nothing left to add when the posters say everything there is to be said on the subject.

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>>1204218

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not smut but i just really like this pic

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>>1204632
>not really smut
That's not smut in any sense

>>1204151
>>1204155
Write it. Right now.

does anyone have that bomb!jane stuff
ive been looking for it but cant seem to find it

>>1204724
the post literally does say "not smut" pal did you get some words mixed up there or

>>1195387
Shit. All that buildup and they don't even get to fucking yet? You need to finish this. You asshole.

>>1204724
This DAZ?

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>>1204819
Yes. Mostly I'm just playing around in it seeing what it can do. It's robust as fuck, but you're gonna have to pirate your ass off to use it.

>>1204793
I'll take that as a complement. Worked on it all day today, actually!

>>1204843
Good. Keep fucking working. My erection is impatient. [spoiler tag that doesn't work on this board]and my heart[/spoiler tag that doesn't work on this board]

>>1204755
are you that autist from Discord chatgroup?

>>1205197
no im merely a guy who wants to prove the existence of that autist to his friends

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>>1204755

>>1198326
Catdog best ship

>>1204560
This is fefkat?

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>>1205643
I tried

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>>1204218

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>>1205643
no but this is

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>>1204820
Problem is it takes a long time to render

>>1203305
Aww, y'all are posting from my tumblr now?
I'm touched. :')

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>>1207443

I wonder, does anyone have the audio stuff from ask-nudestuck-rose-lalonde? They used to be on her soundcloud, and I could never find them afterwards...

Who's the better chub, Meulin or Aranea?

>>1207620
Meulin.

>>1204016
I just hate black people to be honest.

I secretly hoped Hillary was a kkk member still but apparently me capitalism had to win

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>>1207780

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>>1208014

>>1207527
I think it's in the nudestuck archive.

>>1200033
>>
this is better classic dave dialgue than anything hussie has put out in 3 years whoever this guy is give him one free internet, courtesy of me.

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>tfw you will never play Sburb
>tfw you will never save the universe and become god
>tfw your're stuck on an egg
>tfw you will never fuck all the troll waifus

>>1208736
>tfw you will never scam a bunch of basement dwelling nerds out of several million dollars by making a poorly drawn webcomic and claiming you'll make a game out of it

>>1208785
>Remember Name

>>1208919
>Stop Before This Spirals Out Of Control

>>1192989
I'll actually fucking kill you

>>1208785
>>1208919
Don't start what you're not willing to finish. Either keep posting and make it a quest or don't get our hopes up.

>>1208919
>debate ships passive aggressively

>>1195387
Hey Grimdorks anon, is there more to this? Or somewhere we can read other stuff you've done?

>>1209188
I wanna cum on that cat's face when she least expects it. I want to harass Nepeta with my dick.

>>1209413
I'm working on more but it's not ready for consumption. This is my first venture into adult fic. I had some normal fic back in the day but I dunno if I wanna post that.

>>1209462
I loled, well done.

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Here take this

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>>1208014

>>1199998
>>1200000

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How about that? Yalls thoughts on this?

>>1210788
Is that Steve Urkel on the right??

>>1210788
Condy is okay

>>1210802
I think it's the tranny from All Night Laundry, mid transition.

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>>1211068

>>1210788
Condy's fine.

Feferi's nose doesn't flatter her face which throws the design off.

Meenah's a mess, but the biggest issue is the shirt. She needs more curves or a different pose or otherwise the loose shirt just makes her look like a dude.

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>>1210788
you spam this ugly piece of shit every thread. Just kys already. Shit taste ALL over your face.

>>1211068
>>1211121
Very nice!

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>>1211392
thx
Been having trouble with the face though, hard to get it to a point where I'm satisfied.

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>>1211914
Then again it might just be the lighting.

>>1211914
>>1211920
I think the face is surprisingly good. She has a somewhat neutral mood in >>1211914 but her expression in >>1211920 is perfect. It's a wonder how far 3D technology has progressed. Are you thinking of doing the other girls?

>>1204724
>>1204820
>>1206749
>>1211068
>>1211121
>>1211914
>>1211920
These are really good. Keep it up.

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>>1212091
I've got a Rose, and I'll probably do a Jane, but it's hard to track down a good hairstyle for a Roxy. And the trolls are just a no.
The good news is the males look pretty good, and there's enough customization with this stuff that I can finally pose out my twisted, overly vanilla fetishes.

>>1212200
It's a shame about the lack of troll girls but no matter, keep up the good work! By twisted vanilla fetishes are we talking about h.u.g.g.i.n.g. and h.a.n.d.h.o.l.d.i.n.g? Because that is the drug that I crave.

>>1212200
g-grimdorks??

>>1212200
Anal anything would be rad!

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>>1212315
More like pregnancy and cuddling.

>>1212354
Yeah soon enough. I got to get my male resources up to date. Right now they look... not bad, just inappropriate. I don't think many people really view John or Dave as looking like they belong on a runway or in an ad about why photoshop is bad.

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>>1212400
Doesn't help there's a lot fewer male resources to track down.

>>1209728
Oh.

>>1212400
preggo Rose please?

>>1212400
anything footjob or feet related

also, thick thighs

keep up the good work.

>>1192826
Question for all: What are your ideal bodytypes for Homestuck characters?

>>1212480
Yeah sure. I've got an older render so I've got the model laying around.

>>1204755
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8749657

>>1204016
Where do you think we are???

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>upload failed

Fucking great

>>1212421
fucking hell, if not for the hair, this could pass as a photo.

Anyone have Planetofjunk/Mindwipe's new Patreon pictures?

>>1205465
Oh fuck. Someone who's into this stuff frequents my shitty msparp chat.

>>1213300
Lactation is a bit off, but thanks for trying it.

Can't wait to see more of the human ladies from you. Especially your Jane and Roxy if you can find the hair.

>>1214042
>Lactation is a bit off, but thanks for trying it.

That's cause I'm using semen dripping models for it.
And also because I don't know actual lactation should look like.

>>1213937
I guess it's Dusk. That autist is all over the place, making sure EVERYONE knows of his fetish. What an insufferable imbecile.

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>>1214088
>lactating semen

>>1214097
It's not like I have milk lactation models.

>>1213300
Source on that?

>>1212752
Source?

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>>1214264
The source is me.

>>1214097
that's SOMEONE'S fetish.

>>1214091
oh man every post. "what if...a bomb girl." "those breasts...should be bombs." "what if robot lesbians...that explode though?"

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>>1212480
I'll have something more concrete tomorrow, kill a few birds with a single stone and do grimdorks + pregnant Rose

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>>1214774
and 2

>>1214088
Well hopefully you'll be able to figure something out.

>>1214792
>>1214774
Nice.

>>1214792
>those tan lines goddamn.

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>>1214774
>>1214792
Goddammit anon. Why did you cut it off at the ankles. Some people are into feet you know!?

could you post version one with the full body pls?

>>1214301
How?

>>1214264
>>1215158
How dense are you? Just fucking read the thread, it's all said clear and simple.

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We got any John/Rose/Kanaya content?

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what's the bump limit on this board?

>>1215147
I don't do feet.

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>>1215787
>>1214774
I see feet this one. So unless your thing is that you don't use models with feet, you do, in fact, do feet.

>>1215916
Not him, but you do realize he probably meant he won't prioritize the foot fetish crowd, right? It's not that everyone of those is without feet, it's just that he's telling you to fuck off with your foot fetish.

>>1215932
not any of these people, but the foot guy isnt asking for a lot, he just wanted the renders to be cropped ever so slightly lower, it's not that unreasonable

>>1215619
300

>>1215916
>memecenter
kys

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>>1216138
its

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>>1216162
you're retarded, kys.

>>1200033
Why is the diaglog so good

Does anybody have any Metastuck rule 34? Preferrably Tumblr

>>1216475
AnonIsHere
KYS XDD

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>>1214774
Ta-da

Also started a blog where I'll post stuff
https://breedingduties.tumblr.com/

>>1216577
Nice, thanks.

Didn't the last few threads crash after we all started posting 3D stuff, because I distinctly remember that being a thing that happened

>>1216759
No, they crashed and died because Homestuck's got limited amounts of anything happening at the moment

>>1216577
Great Job.

If your still taking requests, I have one you might be interested in. How about Jade and Rose covered in cum after getting fucked silly?

>>1216577
What's your Jane look like?

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>>1216517
I just got ecchi stuff. One picture of HSG raping tumblr in the butt but it's trash. One picture of tumblr seducing dA to get queer credit, but it's not sexy it's just terrible and part of grimdark dA's story.

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>>1218079

>>1192826
New thread once the bump limit reaches its limit: >>1218341

>>1218344
I think you're supposed to wait until this one reaches page 10

>>1218344
We're not even at the limit dude

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>>1217937
Still working on her.

>>1218412
Why is everybody a whale?

>>1218509
I ain't complaining.

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anyone like analarmingnumberofhorses?

>>1209846
I would just like to echo the other anons praising what you have written so far. I'd read your older stuff particularly if it includes exploration of that classpect stuff (I'm a sucker for elaborate world building).

And I know everyone else is most excited about the grimdorks (rightfully so; you write them incredibly well), but I'm far more curious about how things will play out in Jade's tent. Always a sucker for the classics I guess.

>>1218412
Looks like you're almost there.

>>1218647
They aren't the stars this time but I'm playing with ideas for Jade to get Dave back for the photo op.

"rose rose dave distracted me while i was supposed to be watching you and made me feel like a woman so i you to help me get his fine ass back."

"That's retardedly convoluted."

"oh. :("

"I'm in. Come, Thelma.

":D ....been making more movie references lately... ;x"

"Hush."

>>1218079
I'll take anything, thank you. Also stormcloaca/sharonabot9000's works before her tumblr was kill.