Fate/Apocrypha

>>160532549
>Astolfo is trap manwhore who fucks whatever girls or guys he wants based on his whims
>Summoned him purely so she could fuck him all war, and dominate him
>Astolfo doesn't care about her, she doesn't turn him on

He's bi, but he has his own whimsical standards for what he goes for.

>>160532549
Nice artifacts.

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>>160532549
She is a female Bizon version

>>160532706
it's because she is rotten

>>160532706
Sounds more like a Greek tragedy than the tales of a Charlemagne knight, but eh, seems fun enough.

>>160532706
>He's bi
He's a fucking girl, how the fuck can he be bi?

>Jeanne obviously lusting for Dragon-coq fifteen minutes after meeting him
>dressing like a slut
>'maid' of Orleans
I swear Japan is just trying to see what they can get away with now.

>>160532957
Next thing you say Mordred is the purest soul who dindu nuffin, dressed in the finest garments a lady of class would wear.

What's strong and thick?

>>160533111
Jeanne's lust for Sieg dick.

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>>160533111
>What's strong and thick?
Sieg penis

>yfw they go full garbage and kill Gordas
I will never stop being mad.
Also
>choosing sword is excalibur
This triggers me.

>>160532310
>people love Fate/Zero
People don't like Fate or anything nasuverve the same way we do.

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Basically this guy is the cowardly lion, isn't he?

Who is the mother and daughter at the end? Sorry, kinda new to this.

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>>160533327
and?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with boys who like like other boys

Astolfo loves and wants the strong and thick dragon dick too.

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>>160533027
Mordred is a slut and her father should scold her.

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If Apocrypha became a Romanian love comedy about Sieg and Astolfo's blossoming love I would watch it.

>>160533781
Good thing it won't.

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>Your meal is ready, Ruler.

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>>160534316

>>160533689
Arturia should give Mordred a good bare bottom spanking.

>>160533460
Fuck off /pol/

>astolfo is a boy

WHAT THE FUCK

>>160532706
He's bisexual. But he has standards. Remember he is one of the nicest and most honorable members of the paladins. No way would he be interested in an evil sadistic bitch.

>>160534689
yeeeeeahh...that kinda happened to me too. but ...i'm seemingly okay with it...

it may have taken years but what the fuck has 4chan done to me?!

fran a CUTE

>>160533689
I think you mean his father should scold him. Fully immerse yourself in your own joke.

Sieg didn't even know about bodily functions like eating. I hope Jannu warned Sieg about what happens approximately 33 hours after food is consumed.

What is shirou planning in the after credits scene since its not even part of the LN? Did Higashide decide to make this series as anime original?

>>160535087
You mean logs?

>>160535121
Taking direct control.

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>>160532549
This show is going to bomb hard, people are already hating the main pair (both are dull and boring and the only value jeanne has is to be waiffu faggotry bait) and we're only 5 episodes in.

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>>160532549
She's a magus.
And only barely more competent than Gordes

>>160535194
It will do fine just because it's Fate.

>>160535194
I like the show and the main trio. Call me a fag, I dare you.

>>160535194
Is this the "bombing" that's actually selling more than anything else this season besides maybe Monogatari?

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What an angel.

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>TFW rolled Jannu

How different is the anime from the LN?

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>>160535286

>tfw rolled Holmes

>>160535375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP8O-DoEAsc
Elementary, my dear.

>>160535053
you're gonna carry that weight, anon

Can you get 007 as assasin?

>>160535344
Quite a bit but not massively

>They removed Jannu's waifu scenes with Seig and have her leave him to Serge's
WHY THO

>>160535521
> Jannu's waifu scenes
Please tell

>>160535556
She's supposed to stay with Seig at the old man Serge's, old man thought they're lovers, Jannu blushes, Seig and Jannu are embarrassed about sharing the same bed

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>>160535194
fuck Celenike, go back to >>>/mal/ or >>>/r/eddit

Is Archer of black for breeding ?

>>160535831
we warned you fags about this for years, and literally nobody listened.
you deserve this for not heeding our warnings m8.

>>160535831
>Not knowing this shit show is actually Fate/Seig CircleJerk from the LN

>>160535831
Blame the light novel you secondary

Where does Jeanne store her cookies?

>>160532549
Those shitposts and memes are painful to sit through. I don't know how long can I keep up with these disgusting threads before ultimately dropping them.

Virtually every comment in this thread which depreciate the anime is "muh shit or muh hatred".

Is this what the fate fanbase has degraded into or were they like this all along?

>>160535949
I've only just arrived, what did he do?

>>160536105
The cookies were made with dragon's sperm

Seriously episode 5 was so trash. This is the point where something can't recovery. I think I've also become dumber after this episode.

>>160536134
Kinda, but mostly it's spergs who just wanted "muh fightan, muh ebin team battles" and because they didn't get that they write off the entire story.

>>160536134
Maybe because this is really terrible? People aren't meming, just saying the truth. Better than ironically "loving it", this makes the fanbase better than the majority of /a/.

>>160536170

That may or may not be true but I was asking where Jeanne stored the cookies. I didn't see her wearing a backpack or carrying a travel bag. Maybe she has a pocket dimension like Gil's Gate of Babylon? Or maybe she has the Unlimited Cookie Works ability?

>>160536271
It's literally memes based on third hand knowledge of the LNs

>>160536325
>third hand

That's generous, I personally go with eighth hand.

Why did they drop the part where Jeanne collapsed from hunger and exhaustion and Sieg had to piggyback carry her to get help?

what i really want to know is how jeanne a saint from 1430 would wear high knee socks
not that i hate it just want to know why?

>>160536362

That's Laeticia's school uniform she's wearing. Those are the only clothes Jeanne has because Karna destroyed her luggage.

Apo thread looks a lot like Re:Zero's thread

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Why is Jannu so best?

>>160536362
She has knowledge of the modern day cooked into her from the grail. She knows this isn't unusual to wear.

Why are masters still so fucking retarded and don't give a rats ass about the personalities of their servants?
Grail wars are something more common.
Someone should have published a book on how to properly use servants by this point.

>>160536582
>mages
>sharing

good joke.

I was a little disappointed in this episode but only because I read the LN. If I hadn't read the LN this episode was fine as a transition between episodes with fighting. The LN creates false expectations because there is more detail than can be condensed into an anime.

>>160536582
doesnt the guy that has frankestein say that?

>I want a sex scene between Sieg and Astolfo in anime
Is it Too much to ask?

>>160536582
Because everyone thinks that they're the special one that won't screw up like the previous 50

Will Gilgamesh attack Jeanne until he's put down with CS?

>>160536271
We're only just beginning. As >>160535876 and >>160535890 said, fate fans knew that Apo would shit the bed a few episodes in, but aposhitters can't live with that and keep projecting, claiming that people have 'third hand knowledge'. At one point Apo will be fully adapted and everyone will understand just how right the 'shitposters' were, and then the aposhitters will try to shift the goalpost by claiming that you have to read the LN to fully understand the story (which isn't true, since while the adaptation isn't 1:1 it's still pretty faithful).

Doujins of homunculus abuse when.

>>160536466
You mean why is the poor french girl she possessed so hot.

>>160536804
>but aposhitters can't live with that and keep projecting
Pure Apofags exist? I thought it was widely thought of as shit from the beginning?

>>160536683
Its seems like something that should be common knowledge.
>＂Hey kind and noble spirit who fought for the powerless. Go and stab that slave kid for me would ya？＂
Full retard.

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>>160536833

>>160536859
'Widely' being the key word, as people with shit taste exist and a few of them became very vocal when the anime started to air. Now the rest of /a/ is beginning to realize how much a bland self-insert protag ruins the premise of Apo and the aforementioned vocal minority is beginning to lose credence. It's the beginning of their downfall.

>>160536804
Or we can accept the story for what it is instead of lamenting what it isn't like what most people talking about apoc tend to do.

>>160537063
But anon, I already accepted that the story is shit.

>>160537063
>Let's accept that the LN's promising premise was wasted in a circlejerk about a shitty homonculus
Yeah, no, bet you love sucking dragon dicks too

I want to be roommates with Astolfo, he seems like he'd liven up the place a lot. Imagine coming back home from a hard day at work to Astolfo cheering you up.

>>160533689
fuck off with your self insert

>>160537063
>Or we can accept the story for what it is instead of lamenting what it isn't
Then what's the point of criticism?

In the final analysis, Fate is about battles between Servants. If the big battle in LN vol2 is done well nobody will care about the other stuff.

>>160536804
>>160536859
>>160536938
Can you even read, Tripfag?

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Which one is the Evangelion of Fate?

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>>160532549
Sieg's taking the interest of her boytoy

>>160537230
>Tripfag
What?

>>160537230
>tripfag
Where exactly did I use a tripcode?

>>160536709
Go to h for your gay sex

>>160537189
It's not really in good faith criticism when your criticism is "don't do this, do what I want instead"

>>160537318
But the thing they are doing is not good or well-written at all

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A reminder to not lewd the catholic saints

>>160536938
>>160537109
Not sure if hater is a good judge of fictional series and characters.

What sort of historical credibility do the haters or ragers have?

>>160537350
And in what way is what has happened so far not "well-written"?

>>160537691
>"haters"
Do you even know what that word means? Because I don't think you do.
What the fuck do you mean by 'historical credibility'? I could just ask what sort of 'historical credibility' do the aposhitters possess, and I am fairly sure the response would be 'none'. Nice reddit spacing, by the way.

>>160537691
What the fuck even is this post?

>>160537740
not him but
>le reddit me
ahaha

Why are these threads so slow? Yesterday was episode day, so it was decent, but even shitshows like DR3 had faster threads.

Almost no Mordred in this episode. Why is this allowed?

>>160537843

People are still speechless over Jannu's ability to materialize cookies from out of nowhere.

>>160537843
It's a combination of Subs coming out more than 24 hours after airing and these threads being absolute garbage.

>>160537843
Well who is supposed to post at this time?
It's the middle of the night in burgerland and noon in europe.

>>160537843
is morning here in the 3rd world

>>160533111
The vodka I drank with my coworkers last month.

Jeanne's voice is very calming and relaxing, and I would love to listen to her gently whisper in my ear as I fall asleep.

>>160537938
Can a LNfag explain that to me? How the fuck did she do that?

Which apocrypha character makes the smelliest braps? Asking for a friend

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>Jeanne says "kanojo"
>subs say "he"
What did UBW mean by this?

>>160538256
>What did UBW
What did anon mean by this?

>>160538278
It means I just woke up and am too tired to type properly

>>160538256
More like Commie2.0

>>160538256
So was she making a dig at Astolfo or did she sincerely think he was a girl?

>>160538196

Unlimited Cookie Works

>>160538325
I don't think she has the personality to make digs at anyone. She properly reallly thought she (male) was a girl.

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>>160533689
If Shirou marries Saber does that make him the Queen of Britain?

>>160538337
would explain why she was jealous

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I hope this was the budget and time saving episode, and things will get better.

>>160538256
Nobody in his right mind would call Astolfo "she".

>>160538453
You have no idea of what is to come.

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>>160537894
Almost no Siegfried this episode. Why is this al-...o-oh, right...

>>160538517
Yet Ruler called Astolfo 彼女 which is an explicitly female pronoun.

>>160536938
>>160537109
>>160537740
>no but you might very well be, endorsing your degeneracy with being a sieg cocksucker.
>Muh OP boogeyman because it used a character image you hate.
>stop defending your husband
>bet you love sucking dragon dicks too
>your husband
>everyone who disagrees with me is a Siegfag

Even a 5-year-old would it be able to identify their shit posts.

>>160538658
There's only one post that you quoted which mentions sucking dragon dicks, yet you made half of your bullet points about that and husbandofaggotry. Perhaps you should learn how to read and how to use greentext.

Alright lads seems best place to ask played through fate/stay night, watched zero, then went on to play through Tsukihime and Kagestu tohya and watched garden of sinners and I've as of 10 minutes ago finished playing through fate/hollow ataraxia Why the hell was there no Bazzet scene? I thought that last event was leading up to a Caren/Bazzet threesome. So where should I go next? Is prisma Illya worth the watch or is it just fanservice since Illya never got a route or are there some games I should look into buying?

>>160536582
>Someone should have published a book on how to properly use servants by this point.
Wouldn't that be 400 pages of "don't be a stupid cunt"?

>>160538753
Buy Extella.

>>160538658
It's still not a trip you fucking retard even if I agree with you

>>160538753
I only liked prism illya for that one beach scene where shirou gets hit with a truth drug

>>160532706
>knight of Charlemagne
>righteous catholic smiter of heathens

>bi

What did nasu mean by this?

>>160538658
well bro, I think he's a pancakefag.

>>160538753
>Is prisma Illya worth the watch
Read the manga you baka

>>160535087
> 33 hours
Holy shit go see a doctor.

>>160538913
The song of Roland is so gay, honestly it's nothing to fret about. Roland hugs his bro Olivier and repeatedly mention there is no truer love than the one he feels for him, Charlemagne faints like a little girl when he sees his nephew's corpse and the song ends with him crying himself to sleep over his death.

>>160537938
Jaanu can control her baby oven's temperature to calmly bake cookies at a comfy 350. One of the perks of being baked alive.

>>160539229
Someone make a Jeanne edit of that cookie scene from Shimoneta.

>>160533689
>The woman who knows how to please men talking shit about her son

>>160539405
>the woman around 30 cannot talk shit to her son who is a few years old, anon implies.

>Vlad Trepes is a sensible dude
>not a Vampire who ''''''''''''wittily''''''''''''' calls himself 'Alucard'
I'm still surprised Japan had the restraint for this. Usually they have no trouble jumping on the stereotype bandwagon.
Are they trying to compensate for making Jeanne a blonde whoreslut with big tits?

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>>160538517
only people with shit taste would call best girl "he"

>>160539712
Why are you slit shaming jeanne are you mad that shes after the dragon cock?

>>160539712
His wish is literally to not be associated with Vampires anymore.
Guess how it turns out

>>160539712
Still too early to count your chickens, anon-kun. I'm completely positive Vlad will lapse back into obvious vampire-cliches the first time he has to actually fight.

>>160539750
Only faggots nd tumblrcunts call him "she"

>>160539756
>are you mad that they turned a badass butch virgin into a slut lusting for dragon cock
Not him but I have every reason to be.

>>160539885
Not even people on tumblr would, not as long as Astolfo considers himself a boy.

>>160535199
No bullying Gordon, he was only trying to help and deserved a better servant.

>>160539825
He becomes a crazed vampire and Jeanne has to use a command spell to order both factions to enter a temporary ceasefire and work together to kill Vlad.

>>160539712
>Romania's still +90% Christian despite living right next to sandnigger-paradise
>France has been conquered by sandniggers without firing a single shot in their own defense
If you think about it in terms of the fame-bonus, it kind of makes sense.

>>160535194
>This show is going to bomb hard
This is Fate, anything related to Fate NEVER BOMBS.

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>>160539885
>You're gay if you like this
Yeah sure thing anon

>>160539915
He does it all the time.

>>160535194
Astolfo is carrying the show so far.

>>160539957
Well, you are gay then.

>>160539889
Well I can agree with that. >>160539928
>>160539928
France isn't overrun it's still France

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>>160539994
Shame I don't like men. Kind of puts your judgement into question anon.

>>160539756
>no tomboy-Jeanne
>just another generic-koani-boku-no-big-tits-and-striped-pantsu-kyyaaaaa girl
They could totally have made this work and still kept with her legend if they'd bothered.

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Why is she so thirsty?

>>160539928
You need to turn off fox news burger. Most of those "sandniggers" are french, 3rd or 2nd generation immigrants. And non white french people in general have been a thing for three hundred years, ever since we annexed French Guiana and the French West Indies.

>>160539928
If it wasn't for the Holy Grail war, I wouldn't be surprised if Vlad went around Europe purging the Muslims.

>>160540084
Thankfully not a furfag.

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>Sieg is going to fuck her cunny
How mad are waifufags?

>>160540042
Nope, not really.
>>160540047
The fuck you're on?

>>160540126
>3rd or 2nd generation immigrants
>who still haven't bothered to learn ten words of French
These don't count.

>>160540042
He's a man. You like him? You're gay.

It's not that complex.

>>160540212
Funny, I can talk to them just fine though. Guess I'm just fluent in tunisian, algerian and moroccan dialects since birth.

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>>160540167
I'm quite happy.

>>160540212
90% of the people in Maghreb speak french fluently you dumbass. They're old french colonies.

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>>160540182
>>160540237
She's a drawing. Not gay.

>>160540212
He wasn't talking about the 'so-called refugees' anon. Even Britain after WWII brought in a ton of immigrants since they'd lost so many men of one generation.

>>160539885
>彼女

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Why does no one trust Shirou?

We all know he's a cool guy

>>160540433
Jeanne thinks he's a girl. She'll know the truth soon.

>>160540454
Because he's a nigga and its hard to trust niggas that you've only just met.

>>160540454
I want to marry this priest.

>>160540454
>is called Kotomine

>>160540454
me on the left

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>>160539712
>Vlad Trepes
>sensible
Not sure about calling him 'that' but I'm also glad they didn't immediately jump on the vampire-bandwagon.
Though I'm pretty sure that's more because vampires are their own separate thing in nasuverse.

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>>160540454
>christian
>in a Japanese media

>>160540454

More important question

Has he jackhammered that servant of his?

>>160540298
Keep telling yourself that fag

>>160538816
>>160538753
Don't buy Extella, it's fucking horrible.

>>160540660
They have no humunculus-cellar. That means ALL SERVANTS on team red are replenishing their mana by having sex with Shirou.

>>160540731
Or from their masters (who are still alive and just hypnotized at this point). Or from consuming humans (which shirou himself must've done since he's a servant)

>>160540678
Next you'll be saying people that like loli are pedophiles

>>160540816
Fits the profile.

Is heaven's feel fate/zero tier?


UBW had a lot of bullshit going on and fate/stay night (anime) felt like some harem comedy in the fate world.

I heard heaven's feel was the real shit?

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At least we're getting some decent doujins out of this trainwreck

>>160540454
Let's see, Shirou Kotome is currently controlling 6 masters, the only exception is Mordred's master and 6 servants, the only exception is Mordred, is this true?

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>>160540486

>>160541034
If you didn't IMMEDIATELY figure that out based on the fact that his servant was 'queen so-and-so' with a hime-cut, you need to watch more anime.

>>160541054
I know you Astolfoniggers like to throw this image around, but it literally won't change a single thing.

>>160540815
I doubt he did, the nature of his noble phantasms is very low maintenance. Up til the Grail War he probably wouldn't have needed the extra mana.

>>160541086

What does a queen with a hime cut have to do with anything?

>>160541086
You could have also figured it out by seeing that the masters sit braindead in a closed room in the back of a church

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>>160541226
Japan has no more than three modes of drawing female villains.

>>160541086

Or you could actually read up on Semiramis and immediately realize that anyone able to summon her would creep out Satan himself

>>160538913
>knight of Charlemagne
>righteous catholic smiter of heathens
All catholicism is fucking gay. They force their priets to shave like a fucking women and forbid them to marry.

>>160541542
Why, exactly, is that? She appears to be your average boring loser who did nothing but nonetheless became famous because _____.

Who would win in a fight? Sumanai Saber or Richard "My Swords are Excalibur" Lionheart?

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>>160541658
>2017
>not being C/a/tholic

>>160540454
The fact that he looks like Marik is enough for me not to trust him.

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>>160540937
Heaven's feel is more tense and high stakes.
That's that really.

>>160541744
She is basicly Isis/Hathor.

>>160541884
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZ8AqTF15OqcFj3gqIcRuq-Uy1KSUwtN6GdLv04m0SAXVitbaIWw

This Isis?

>>160538753
>Is prisma Illya worth the watch
yes, if you wait for Miyu's Brother's Movie.

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>>160541744

>seduced her dad

>murdered her mom

>seduced her son

>started a war because she wanted a dude's dick and murdered him when he said 'Nah thanks Im good"

>used SORCERY MAGIC to change some other guy to look just like him and sent him home so she could get it on with the corpse (possibly reanimted, not sure)

Read books, you Philistine

>>160541955
I love how Marik managed to tame this succubus.

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>>160533441
an extremely powerful mana conduit body with heart of a hero that was bathed in dragon blood.

bitch can kill servants at this point.

>>160541955
wow so intense and hardcore it's not like every other servant has done similar things at all

>>160542003

Name one other servant who's into necrophilia

I'll wait

>>160541955

How often do you think Shirou has to charge her mana to keep her from raping everyone nearby to death?

I was told that there was going to be a thicc loli

>>160538325
She thinks Astolfo is a girl. She won't realize this is not the case until much later.

>>160540660
He's a man of God, anon. Do not sexualize him.

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>>160541955
Well, if what she wants is a brainless but masculine fucboi, Shirou is literally her dream come true.

>>160542097
Gilles de Rais
Elizabeth Báthory
Kiara
probably Ishtar

Flesh-fang or not, Astolfo will never be as cute as Flat.

>>160542470
Caligula may have fucked the corpse of his sister

And had all those who laughed get crucified

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>tfw a sexually aggressive cougar is on your dick

>>160541955
Sauce on that? Wiki article only mentions half of that and a google search just links back to Fate Apocrypha.

>>160542581
there you go, then

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>>160542686

>Wikipedia

READ BOOKS GOD DAMMIT

>>160542808
>still refuses to actually source statements made
"I'll wait"

>>160542808
>being a poser
Most textbooks are literally copypasted from wikipedia, fedora-san.

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>>160542871

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>>160542657
>tfw a sieg dragon dick is in your boipucci

So, I'm assuming TM's backstory about Vlad was that he was dyeing his hair green before he got thrown in prison and they wouldn't bring him new dye when his roots starting coming back in.

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>>160542934

>>160532549
What's the plot of fate strange fake?
Is it better than Apocrypha?

>>160543403
Cute boys doing cute things.

FUCK YOU SIEG BEING SURROUNDED BY BOTH JANNU AND ASTOLFO

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>160543403
>What's the plot of fate strange fake?
Fuck the rurus
>Is it better than Apocrypha?
How much do you like Narita's style?
Because we're 4 or 5 vols in and at the end of Day 2 of the Grailwar

>>160543542
I don't get it, why do they both like MC so much?

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>>160543542
Shota is in this season.

>>160543656
Astolfo is just a manly knight who wanted to protect him, Jannu is a slut who wants to slobber on his knob.

>>160543621
How long has it been published?

>>160543672
>Astolfo is just a manly knight who wanted to protect him
Don't even pretend Astolfo isn't bisexual at this point. He wants the Dragon D as much as Jannu.

>>160543699
Astolfo is pure.

>>160543656
I don't get why Jeanne cares about him so much. It has nothing to do with her role as Ruler and if she really gives a shit why doesn't she help the other homonculus.

>>160543681
I think it started around the time were Apoc ended

>>160543403
>Partially stolen Fuyuki Grail system
>Can't replicate completely, so they create a fake war instead that breaks all kinds of rules
>Fake war is meant as a sacrifice to start the an actual true war
>Close to a 14 participant FFA, various alliances, scheming, backstabbing
>Narita written, so slow as fuck pacing since it goes through the perspectives of every side

It's much better than Apocrypha.

>>160543699
Astolfo is straight. She's a girl that loves dicks only. She hates vagina.

>>160543713
The other homonculi don't have the will to live like Sieg does.
Still doesn't justify her instantly going full bedroom eyes though.

>>160543753
>It's much better than Apocrypha.
I reserve judgement until Narita actually kills off a servant without introducing new ones

>>160543708
Astolfo lived in the age of barbarians, I'm sure she's just as degenerate as the rest of those backward people.

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When will she show up?

>>160543713
She saw him in her dreams bathed in blood

>>160543802
He was a paladin, a knight sworn to god in the service of Charlemagne, the bringer of order and justice to the pagan barbarian rabble.

>>160543708
> fucked 800 women to figure out why his wife cheated on him
>pure

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Just look at Jannu's face. Look at it. She wants the dick BAD. She's a fucking slut.

>>160543465
c-cute

>>160532549
This was a huge disappointment. PV made it seem like she was going to torture him sexually, but nothing happened.

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>>160543713
She's a girl in an anime.
This makes her automatically a cock-craving slut.

>>160543966
But why the fuck does she want it? She just suddenly started lusting after his dick without any reason after Siegfried stuck his heart into him.

>>160544132
see
>>160544037
They really don't justify it any more than this.

>>160543542
Because Sieg is the self insert ya dingus.
He's a literal who that all three servants cares about for some reason, and one of them gave his power to him and subsequently his "alpha male" body (Sieg is a /fit/fag now), and the other two want to fuck him bad.

He even makes a harem in the LN. Fucking disgusting.

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>>160543403
>What's the plot of fate strange fake?
All the things go wrong, but in America
National politics and nuclear action are both real threats

>>160543746
>I think it started around the time where Apoc ended
Most of the first volume was published in 2008.

>>160542934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWzdlN2I-wk

>>160542871
Astolfo's jizz looks good.

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Post Atalantas

>>160543465
vlad sure loves blood-colored drinks.

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>>160544416

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>>160544310

>>160544132
Sieg is not a bad looking dude
Also motherly instincts and stuff

I keep forgetting there's Karna in that shitshow.

>>160543835
>She saw him in her dreams bathed in blood
Jeanne lost her virginity when Sieg penetrated her with his strong and thick dragon dick. thats the blood from Jeanne's virginity.

>>160544516
Sieg looked like a weak faggot until Siegfried gave his manly /fit/ body to him.

>>160544567
After that I burned Jeanne in my FGO account.

>>160544574
Ancient German Bowflex nets all the bitches.

>>160544201
>Most of the first volume was published in 2008.
Yeah as an April's fool joke

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>>160544567
>Jeanne's virginity

Doesn't she just posses some woman, who happened to wake up next to some dude in the first ep?

>>160544669
It is still the exact same text that comprises the majority of the first volume.

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>>160544574
Reminder that Jeanne is a slut that only cared about Sieg after he had a dragon cock while Astolfo was by his side when he had a tiny homunculus cock.

Reminder that Jeanne was raped in prison so the fat-faceless-bald-men doujins are historically accurate.

>>160544865
and added reminder that she was so pure that even her squire who always see her breast and legs would go flaccid because of how pure she was

>>160544157
>two members
>harem

newfag

>>160544995
Mordred is part of Sieg's harem in my headcanon

>>160544961
Further reminder that TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY

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>>160544865
>>160544961
>>160545028

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>>160544995
>two members
love triangle

>harem
three or more members

>>160545122
See
>>160545021
Include Alter as well

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>>160545122

>>160544740
>That art
Shit, is he doing it?
my dick is ready

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>>160540084
best girl with best taste

After FGO 2th Anniversary I fully expect them to announce Prototype anime during the last episode of Apocrypha.

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>>160545164
Bazett a best girl.

>>160544516
Freudian much?

>>160545246
too bad that she is only a dream

>>160540937
No, HF is shit and so are you

Why does a no-name self insert get two (2) top-quality wives?

>>160545164
Wait why is curry there?

>>160545428
What kind of autist actually self-inserts as a brain-dead clone? That's like saying that you self insert as Ayanami Rei.

>>160545442
She was fucking Archer.

Shirou's Ex-rank COOKING allows him to seduce girls from other series.

>>160545364
t. Ecchi haremfag

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>>160543801
The fact that Narita is giving all SF characters attention instead of shafting them for one shitty group already makes it better than Apocrypha. But yeah, Strange Fake is all set now and he should stop introducing new characters. Though I believe SF will be different from his other works since the setting is a battle royale.

>>160545630
>since the setting is a battle royale.
Baccano was more like a battle royal with mystery during the train part.
So expect Narita to go ham on it

>>160545603
4chan is an 18+ website

>>160545597
>She was fucking Archer.
lies
Giving a coat to the Redman doesn't mean that they fuck!

>>160545630
Why do I get the feeling that Archer Herc is a handsome dude even though half of his face is covered by that cloth?

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>>160545630
I'm excited to see what's going to happen with Doris and Hippopotamus, since it seems like he's deliberately doing everything that he can to keep them out of the spotlight.

Also, here's a better version of your image.

>>160545122
>>160545164
>School teenager
Check

>Hero of justice
Check

>good looking
Check

>friendly
Check

>it meets girl that will fall in love with him.
Check

>has a tsundere (Rin) and a loli (Illya) as harem members
Check

>a School teenager that in a short period of time becomes a Gary Stu, with tons of plot armor and convenience
multiple random asspull power-ups
Check

>makes your average harem or isekai MC blush at how much the world revolves around him and how much everyone wants his dick.
Check

>>160546055
Fuck off.

>>160535422
i know it's inevitable but she's CUTE

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Why is this cat evil?

>>160546563
Japanese hate cats.

>>160545714
Then please leave and go watch your 12 years old friendly ecchi loli faggotry animes

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>be Siegfried
>homunculus heart surgery time
>have clear instructions on what to do with clear demonstration
>still fuck up so bad you give your heart to the homunculus

Useless.

>>160546767
Much better if Siegfried cums inside the homoncushit's beaten boipussy to transfer his powers.

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>show starts off looking like Fate/Zero on steroids
>turns out it's a worse version of the Fate route but with the roles for the boy and the girl reversed

I didn't ask for this.

>>160546563
When have Fate Alignments ever made sense?

>>160542859
I really hope people here are not young enough to even remotely believe in the possibility that this might be true.

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>>160546563

>>160547057
You have to be 18 or younger to legally post on 4chan sensei.

>>160546926
Apocry looks away more like Fate Zero.

>>160547057
You'll understand when you go to college, summer-kun.

>>160547240
t. Liberal Arts student

I assure you none of my courses used textbooks copypasted from Wikipedia.

>>160547380
Wrong. And thanks for proving my point.

I have two master's in chemical and biology and I've done research for people who've published in nature. PhDs check themselves on wiki all the time. You really shouldn't talk about things you have no knowledge of - kind of my original point, junior.

>>160547380
He's not being facetious nor is he to be assumed to be stupid. There has, indeed, been at least one academic scandal of which the central focus was that a paper or book was written which directly lifted certain passages from Wikipedia articles without providing citation or reference [to Wikipedia].

I cannot remember the name of the person(s) in question or the work off the top of my head, but I'm sure that anyone can find it if they google around.

>>160547207
I mean way. Also, the Jeanne and Homunculus scenes are plan painfully disasters, I can't really tell if this was written by elementary grades or middle schoolers but I'm hell sure that nobody older had a hand in it. Even for a LN this is beyond horrible for the series and uncalled wasted potential.

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Oh boy

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>>160547380
Let me guess, you're the kind of person who refuses to use emoji because you think it makes you look 'professional'.

>>160547561
>two masters in STEM fields
>does research work
>shitposts on /a/ on Monday mornings

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>tfw no one is going to be saved because that's ''''''''''''deep''''''''''''

>>160542871
1 Sumanai Drink please

>>160547801
>fact-checking you is shitposting
Stay mad. It's amusing.

>>160547801
Theoretical physics here, I also shitpost on /a/ a lot of the time.

There's a hell of a lot of dead time when you're waiting for things to run.

>>160547801
This site is basically your only friend when you're stuck indoors around a bunch of tight-asses, anon-kun.
Whatever my degrees are in, I love you guys.

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>>160547834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAiVmy66GBk

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>>160540454
It's over Sieg.

>>160547561
>spouts claims
>still no sources or anything of the sort apart from his own verbal diarrhoea

Maybe you got your two masters at a McCampus?

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Is there a lore reason why plain-clothes-Jeanne is a palette-swap of Sion?

>>160547801
As a fucking dentist who never goes out of his office.
This place is heaven