/a/, I need your help. How do I impress this guy and get him

Please /a/, I really want him to remember me as much as I think of him every day

>>138450026
Go to Japan and suck his dick. Or cyber with him.

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>>138450364
Fuck his waifu.

>>138450429
Can't afford it senpai

>>138450446
Who would it be?

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>>138450629
>Who would it be?
Gee I dunno doc, might be the literal wife of his self-insert MC.

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>>138450026
First of all, /a/ is the LAST place you want to ask questions like this.

Second, create a real, working FullDive VR system and give him a unit for free. It's the only way he'd even MENTION a filthy gaijin like you.

>>138450676
Some say he's still looking for the Asuna of his life to this day. But no, really, I thought he said his favorite female character is not Asuna. Or that he may be gay and/or have unrealistic expectations since he's still unmarried.

>>138450763
Where would be a better place to ask? I'd rather remain anonymous. In return I'm willing to post anything you guys want of him.
I can't build machines, but I can promise him that I'd play VRMMORPGs with him when SAO finally comes about in beta testing.

>>138450676
>his self-insert MC.
Which one?
Besides, his favorite girl in SAO is Leafa, or so he says.

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>>138450763
>It's the only way he'd even MENTION a filthy gaijin like you.
Or he makes you the main villain of the climax.

>>138450828
>his favorite girl in SAO is Leafa, or so he says
Source?
>literally the least interesting persona

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>>138450866
I don't mind that route, really. I've never been this fervent of a fan of someone before him.

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>>138450826
You'd probably be better off asking MAL or Reddit. /a/ hates SAO with the force of a thousand suns.

>>138451157
I don't want him to find out, so forums with names attached are problematic.

go to sakuracon and have a standout homemade cosplay

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>>138451342
Already done

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>>138450026
>Wanting LN's
Why?

>>138451286
Just make one up for fuck's sake.