>this guy slaps your waifu ass and trying hitting on her What do?

Tell him that was a mistake

>>138405221
This

>>138405221
/thread

>>138405032
Miyazaki is /fa/ as fuck, he can get any waifu he wants

Be jealous that he didnt slap my ass

>>138405032
Tell him that I masturbated to the bath scene in Totoro.

Whip out my cellphone and start rubbing the touchscreen very close to his face.

This will make the old fag panic.

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>>138405221

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>>138405221

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>>138407212
well now, thats one way to end the conflict

How Can Slapping My Waifu Ass Be Real If Her Ass Isn't Real?

>implying that i have one

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>>138409132
>normalfags

>>138405032
ask for an autograph

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>>138405032
The first thing I'd do is call the cops because he just slapped the ass of a toddler.

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>>138405221

I saw Hayao Miyazaki at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "ああ、あなたは今のようにやっていますか？" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "ハァッ？ハァッ？ハァッ？" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Miyazaki trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen academy awards in his hands without earning them. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be retired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the awards and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "任意の電気infetterenceを防止します," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each award and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by telling her it was a mistake really loudly.

>>138405221
kek

>>138405032
He is my waifu

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Nothing, she will just put him in prison and torture him for a month.

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>>138409980
Everytime

>>138405221
Are you me?