Who would win /a/?

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>>138303949
The driver catches a cold and crashes his truck. Japanese cold is the strongest.

Japanese steel bars (folded over a hundred times) falling from a dubious construction site.

>>138304103
But then he died from the truck accident, not the cold
Colds usually make lolis ill and they simply don a mask, trucks are the ultimate threat

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>"cold"
>pic clearly shows bacteria

>>138304875
I want her to reverse engineer my penis

>>138303949
Old faceless man

Japanese cold ofc

>>138303949
Japanese Gravity

>>138304103
>Cold infects truck driver
>Passes out in an urban region
>Steers left onto the pavement
>Pedestrians as dead as the driver himself
>Cold can't find a new host to jump to
No one wins

>Year is 202X
>Japanese Truck and Japanese Cold have divided Japan into 8 Districts
>Each ruling 4 of these districts
>Oppression is abound
>Last of the JDF transport the last hope of Japan from Osaka to Tokyo, only to be ambushed by Japanese Trucks
>A small Japanese boy stumbles upon the Last Hope of Japan
>An armor that grants the wielder the strength of a Thousand Japanese Trucks
>And Shrinks the User down to the size of a Virus to fight the Japanese Cold 1v1
>Unfortunately, the armor's prototype AI system bonds with him as he puts it on to fight a squadron of Japanese Trucks
>Now he must join the resistance in order to take glorious nippon back from the gaijin, I mean, Trucks and Viruses.

>>138303949
the jews

>>138305152
I don't think you understand the process of reverse engineering.

>>138305962
Sold.

>>138304875
Japanese cold is actually bacteria caused. The reason it is so deadly is because of the retarded Japs use to take antibiotics for everything-because no cough syrups were allowed in the country for some retarded reason and they thought that antibiotics would work for everything- and now no standard antibiotic works for it anymore.

None of these can match a Korean fan. The Korean fan is known as the thousand man slayer to some.

>>138303949
>Japanese truck driver invested with Japanase cold do what Japanese truck drives do, pass out and kill pedestrian
>people near accident are infected, infection may spread also to hospital with victims or police station if driver is undamaged and arrested
>anyone not killed probably is forced to seek new job, and they become japanase truck drivers since it only requirements is to as far as into public road
>cycle repeat

Those will never go against each other, but work together.

>cold effecting a non living thing

Go back to school.