You're allowed to wish for five /a/ related things with the monkey paw, what do you wish for?
1. Gundam F91 receives a full series
2. Some sort of continuation of Sora no Woto
3. Nichijou S2
4. Blazing Transfer Student remake
5. The Drifting Classroom three cour anime series or 7 Seeds anime
Code Grass sequel that has Kallen pull off the greatest upset ever and definitively win the Lulubowl.
Hoshi no Samidare anime adaptation.
Tsukihime gets a new three cour anime that follows Ciel, Akiha, and Kohaku routes
but with Shiki turning on and killing the latter for what she did to him and Akiha at the quarter way point, at which point it segues into a new Sacchin route
Katanagatari LNs get a good translation done in a fast manner.
Dirty Pair gets a reboot series that's just as good as the original, mimics its art style, and ups the quality of the action scenes dramatically.
I wish for 5 monkey handjobs
Wait no, 5 monkeys.
Nice localized hardcover editions of the entire Guin Saga.
Nice hardcover editions of Mushi-shi manga with color pages and high quality paper.
Evangelion complete series blu-rays localized.
4.0 to be an amazing piece of art that we discuss for years.
Miura to start regularly releasing berserk and for the ending to be amazing.
More Spice and Wolf comfy-ness adventures in animated form.
1. fluency in Japanese
2. my waifu
3. everyone who works at fakku dies
4. everyone who supports crunchyroll dies