Do you think Katia'll shed any tears for Lise in the anime?
I doubt it.
Considering Lise was craving the oniichan D so hard, Theo's D must be fairly weak to fail undoing the stasi brainwashing. Usually, the D is a surefire way of dicking the indoctrination out of girls.
Yes she will, because it's not enough for director to make Katia literally an angel from Heaven guarded by the sexless, perfect Archangel Iris.
>director to make Katia literally an angel from Heaven
It's not like she wasn't like that in the original, anon.
You don't get it. His dick was so good that she feels the need to monopolize it. Her entire grudge is rooted in the fact that Lise can't stand the idea that anyone else could possibly get the Master D.
It’s me, Lise! It’s me, Lise! It was me all along, Lise!
I don't know why this scene so incredibly pissed me off. Tell me why /a/.
Was it that it was so hyped up?
Was it because it showed Yui as a pride obsessed cunt?
Was it because the show was trying to seriously explain that engineering and math is something that is different depending on what race you are?
Was it because TSF design differences was explained as American's approach being a bunch of monkeys who have to have TSFs where you force everything, whereas Japanese are elegant and use light, precise touches?
Was it because Tarisa, one of the best close combat fighters in the world, is beaten in one fell swoop?
Was it because Yuuya was only saved by embracing his inner Japanese?
Was it because Yui was such a stupid bitch she seriously could have killed the other crew? That shit would have gotten you court martialled in any competent military.
Was it because the anime totally forgot that it literally just showed Stella and VG shooting their guns on full blast, then panning back to Yui calmly shoving a sword, NOT dodging a hail of shells that would have shredded her TSF?
I don't even know myself anymore.
It's not money that's at stake...
She literally started turning into an East German, complete with plot joining, conspiracies, and trying to set someone up to be killed in cold blood.
I want to tease Katia for having such a fat ass and slap it so hard it jiggles.
This is what happened:
Fucking auto correct
>Tfw can't even shit post correctly
Why is Iris so bulliable? She doesn't seem like she's made for it.
It's typical YAMATO DAMASHIIIII that is prevalent in most Japanese works. It's incredibly ironic considering how irrelevant their country is IRL. Just ignore it with a smile, like when you see little kids bragging about something.
Who /NVA/ here?
The entire plot of TE is about Yuuya going full traitor, first by placing himself as a Japanese instead of American, and later on about picking prime communist pussy and fighting for commies instead. I daresay it's the most 'controversial' part of the series if you're an American.
Katia's not like that, you jerk.
Also, how wet do you think she was here?
Japan has no influence on anything going on internationally m8. It's partly because they were forced to make their military self-defense only after WWII by the murrilards and partly of their own choosing. Speaking of their economy, it is certainly large, but is it sustainable? Their population is getting older and shrinking at the same time, while the BoJ struggles to breathe life into their economy, even with negative interest rates.
It's a wealthy nation with a high standard of living, no doubt, but when it comes to international politics, they are irrelevant.
But realx this aint the 80's anymore
Even when their cars where literally better than anything Detroit produced
That's the face she makes when theoDor tears her hymen.
I haven't read the novels sadly, do we ever bring our boy back?
I don't mind him going for communist pussy, because he can turn her to freedom with the D. And then she can pump out loads of psychic children.
Nah. He's lost. He goes out fighting this thing.
I know you don't have the capacity to reflect on your past actions, but you just posted >>138171957 and you keep spamming memes. There's no point in taking you seriously when you show such an utter lack of comprehension on... anything really. You don't understand politics, you don't understand current events, you didn't even realize what Beatrix's plan was.
Face it. The only difference between your unblemished and unstained (except for piss) goddess and someone like Beato is one bad day, one good person. Strachowitz was able to smuggle his daughter to West Germany thanks to his power. The Hohenstein's were just an average family.
That is literally all that separates them. One had the resources to get someone out to safety. One did not.
She's already started becoming a conspirator. She did consider Lise's offer. It was easy for Lise, because she knew that black feeling in Katia's heart.
No, she didn't. She was just scared and concerned about what might happen should she refuse, and she looked for a way out. Luckily for her, Theodor showed up just in time, or she would have had firsthand experience with Lise's ability to fuck other girls into a coma.
I can never figure out if Muv Luv likes Americans, or is giving us a backhand and saying we're a bunch of insane malcontents. Seems schizo on the topic.
...wait, that kinda sounds like Americans, doesn't it?
why do people actually like katia?
i enjoyed total eclipse, but what pissess me off about schwarz is Katia with the whole "With the power of friendship we can win" crap and her total innocence and child like fragility in a war zone. not to mention the twin tail blonde and the "oni chan" crap. i thought this was supposed to be about human eating monsters and humanitys struggle for survival against them and other human assholes, not the cliche "Onichan" "power of friendship" crap. what went wrong?
Fuck off. I am the person you quoted and I am the one always asking about Beato-sans back-story.
At least learn who is pissing you off.
They've always stressed that America isn't a monolith and that any situation will have both good and bad actors.
Anyway if all my memes I was posting is pissing everyone off I'll stop doing it.
I genuinely thought people were finding them funny.
What makes Katia so fucking sexy?
Is it her naivete combined with her curvy, petite body you can hold in your arms and have her sit in your lap so you feel her huge ass pressing down on your cock?
Is it her pee?
What could it be?
PSA from the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit
The Bully is rising in the West.
Stop the capitalist encroachment.
Report any suspicious activity around Katia to the nearest VoPo.
By law only Genosse Theodore can bully Katia.
Es lebe die Deutsche Demokratische Republik
Please. You didn't find the other Beatrix poster ball buster copy n pasta funny?
Sorry, anon, I'm actually a Katiafag.
Who /kaiserreich/ here?
Der Kaiser hat nicht falsch gamacht.
Would you become Lise's fucktoy and personal slave for her to do as she would, including stomping on your cock and treating you as little more than a fleshy dildo?
>Katia with the whole "With the power of friendship we can win" crap
She has a valid point is this case though. Imagine all those soldiers, TSF pilots, time and other resources not wasted if there wasn't infighting. The BETA are advancing upon their capital with massive numbers and this shit story is about a coup. I just wanna see TSF's doing TSF things.
>But TSF's are the weakest point of muv luv
I love their design though. It's a shame there is so little fighting and what fighting there is, isn't animated all that well.
But they all rook same and they don't feel like the plane or the generation they suppose to represent
also, there is literally no diference between cockpits (compare a MiG-21 against a Su-37) and yes the battle animation is not so good.
We need more conventional vehicle action
>But they all rook same and they don't feel like the plane or the generation they suppose to represent
You have a valid point about the generation, but I think if the show put more emphasis on TSF action, it will solve it self. Like in TE, they 'felt' more like proper mechs, in SW they function as a prop for a story about intelligence agencies and coups.
>also, there is literally no diference between cockpits
Who gives a fuck? And they are designed that way to get pilots used to different versions quickly and to steamline logistics.
>We need more conventional vehicle action
How and what's their mission in SM is the principal diference, they aren't frontline mechs here they are more akin to SEAD airplanes or attack hellicopters armed with only AT missiles. Attacking their designated targets and leave the conventional units to mop up the rest
>Who gives a fuck? And they are designed that way to get pilots used to different versions quickly and to steamline logistics.
A plane sperg like myself
The Soviet TSF's cockpits aren't even green painted for fucks sake
Yes, yes we do
I loved Muv Luv, I even enjoyed Muv Luv Extra.
but I can't get into these edgy not even decently written spin offs, how can anyone enjoy this? It's not fun, both MCs were edgy as fuck jobbers, how the characters interact is pretty cringy. Waifus are pretty fucking awful. Why even watch this?
>Yes, yes we do
Let's watch tanks get wrecked by 12 meter tall monsters instead of seeing mechs wreck the BETA.
Okay senpai, can't argue with your (shit) taste.
>they aren't frontline mechs
During operation Neptune they were used in exactly that capacity.
>most of the cast are cunts
You are a fucking retard if you think this. Not only is that not implied or suggested but the only one who came off like a cunt is purely Yui, who was doing it intentionally to piss off Yuuya to get him to perform better via spiting her. And there's nothing Macross Plus about TE.
>Was it that it was so hyped up?
First Muv-Luv series getting an anime and a popular side story to boot.
>Was it because it showed Yui as a pride obsessed cunt?
It was an act and ruse, you moron. She was goading and intentionally insulting and baiting Yuuya in the novels to get his performance to improve out of anger at her after she learned from Vincent he has a complex about his Japanese heritage.
>Was it because the show was trying to seriously explain that engineering and math is something that is different depending on what race you are?
Your making shit up now. At least be more subtle with the bait.
>Was it because TSF design differences was explained as American's approach being a bunch of monkeys who have to have TSFs where you force everything, whereas Japanese are elegant and use light, precise touches?
The Japanese TSFs are literally maintenance hangar queens that can't even be resupplied or operated without tons of downtime when it comes to Takemikazuchis, which is why each variant is a downgrade using simpler and still clashing different parts from various other TSFs. And you are a dumb faggot.
>best close combat fighter
She's a knife fighter, not a swordswoman, and nothing more.
The rest of your post is just bait.
Almost as bad as that other faggot comparing Yui to Beatrix in the last thread.
>kills Fort Laser class hybrid
>saves Bratty Savior
>??? over a decade after the events of Operation Ouka with a psuedo name and fake identity at a TSF new gen demonstratory rally in Japan or America where Yui is
>During operation Neptune they were used in exactly that capacity
Spammed Phoenix missiles and leave
Dropped the beacons for artillery (should have used the MW-1 munitions dispenser)
Engaged in laserjagd
I'm not a huge TEfag but you are seriously stupid:
- Yui acts like a bitch early in TE to get at Yuuya
- Both the LNs and VN as well as the two manga state Yui is unpopular with the personal and techs/engineers aside to Argos Test Flight and the XFJ Plan she's put in charge of
- Yuuya gets eventually bonding with everyone else relatively quickly while Yui ends up feeling isolated until Russia
- Yui isn't as a prideful as you think she is or a blind nationalist Japanese zealot like Sagiri; she's a realist, that was an act to piss off Yuuya
- American TSFs are designed for speed and power; Japanese TSFs are designed for thrust and snap turns; its a design mindset that operates on both nation's own preferences for fighting
- Tarisa was only noted as being an expert knife fighter in Argos Test Flight; that means she's only compared to Yuuya/VG/Stella/Dogalu
- Nothing is stated about her standing or close combat abilities compared to the rest of the UN Test Fights at Yukon Base
- Yui is considered legendary compared to even veteran IRG Eishi's because of her experiences and skills from the BETA invasion of Japan; the franchise strongly as always put her as one of the top tier pilots
- Yuuya is a self-hating Japanese who grew up in the Deep South; it got to him
- How would Yui kill the other crew in a simulated VR training battle?
- Stella and VG went in close to try and hammer her in with autofire and blocking her escape and she simply drew VG in and got back around Stella in the novels
I think though you are just mad though.
Not him but your entire post was objectively baiting without an inkling of any rational thought to shitpost. Seems pretty clear cut to me at least.
>Walken had a crush on Yuuhi while he had this at home
I wish she had a better figure.
I'd pet her cervix with my dick if you know what I mean
And cut off her disgusting ahoges
Yeah, they're garage kits.
Gretel is the only one who has a decent fortified suit figure so far.
But at least they don't look as horrible as Iris's figure.
Why hate on such a superior character feature?
Schwarzesmarken is a show that is abundant in flaws. Its deluge of grimdark war clichés both in regard to its aesthetic and storyline sometimes borders on tiresome, the adaptation has stripped what tiny nuance the source material provided for its monstrous Stasi villains and has made them so deeply, and at times incomprehensibly, evil as to become laughable, certain plot elements feel rushed owing to episode constraints and the primary protagonists initially make little impression upon the viewer.
Yet, Schwarzesmarken has managed largely to transcend these myriad problems and has valiantly clawed its way into being one of my favorite shows of the season, even if I would very readily concede that it isn’t one of its best. Around the time of its third episode Schwarzesmarken begins to iron out its most distracting flaws and carry forward on more confident footing. Thanks to the efforts of the irrepressible Katia, Schwarzesmarken’s improbably loveable moeblob, the show’s primary protagonist Theoder Eherbach mercifully drops his sulky, paranoid demeanor (if that guy made a “tch!” sound one more time…) and becomes something altogether more watchable (and interesting) and both primary and side characters, like the steely Irisdina and thoroughly entertaining Commissar, Gretel, gain some much needed time in the limelight.
The show capitalizes on these storytelling gains with an amphibious invasion arc that is handled with considerable aplomb on the action side of things, and the show has largely maintained a steady pace in the subsequent episodes. Much of what makes the show work it of course owes to the wider Muv-Luv universe with which it is associated.
The show still has an abundance of issues unquestionably in terms of both plotting and characterization (Beatrix isn’t growing more fascinating by the episode) but damn if the thing doesn’t fill a very particular niche altogether rather well.
>(Beatrix isn’t growing more fascinating by the episode)
Implying this is a bad thing. Cunt doesn't deserve screen-time; she's not interesting enough.
You know what I want to think about? How much I want to fuck Katia. God damn, if I was Theo I'd fuck her even in the snow. In fact, fucking her in the snow would be a great way to heat both of our bodies up. She's got a big butt, and that's both a strength and weakness for her. A strength in that it gives me a raging hardon, and a weakness in that she could get teased about it and need to 'make up' for inconveniencing her fellow soldier.
Why does such a tiny girl like her have such a big ass, really? Just what has she been eating? Oh man, I don't really care about the details, but damn would I grope it. I'd sink my hands into her plump butt and feel it up while I ran my tongue against her perky breasts, and listen to her cute moans and pleas for me to stop while I kept going at it. Slowly but surely, I'd start sucking on her tits, even though I know there's no milk that'd be coming out them yet, and start slapping her butt. I'd slap it again and again until it was red and she was sore in the knees. Heck, maybe she'd start peeing from the pain... more for me to lick up. I'd suck her pee right out of her and leave her wet with her love juices, with her hips twitching, face down in the snow and her fat ass in the air.
That's the cue for the next phase of my assault. I whip my hard cock out, and right now I don't bother with lube at all, I'm too fucking horny from sucking her tits and running my hands all over her fat ass to need that, and I need to fuck her so goddamn badly I think I'm going to fall apart. I slam it straight into her pussy, and she's crying out, but she's not in pain, oh no, this little horny girl is aching for my cock and her walls are crushing it in a vicegrip. I can see stars while I'm slamming my cock into the deepest parts of her body, right to her womb, and she's just moaning out for me to do her harder, pleading for me, Theo, to fill her up completely. There's no way I can deny her that, and I cum, shooting my seed inside.
Will we be getting and BiS flashbacks by the end?
That would be nice. And some OVAs like the director did for Akane Maniax.
I got to the part where Sandek and Dahl are operating /k/ommando style in TE, and oh my god is Sandek hardcore.
...poor Tarisa. I guess she really got relaxed testing stuff and then in space of five minutes everything is falling apart, her friend betrays her and gets a bullet through the skull.
Fucking guido bastard, your woman needs you more than ever.
>Cunt doesn't deserve screen-time; she's not interesting enough.
Shut your whore mouth anon
She really isn't a very compelling character. I want to like her, but all there is to her is a sadistic scumbag. She works alright as a final boss monster for the heroes to go up against, but isn't really much of a character herself. She could've been replaced by a dragon or someshit and it still would've been alright.
She is actually a really good character that the anime butchered.
Read the light novels senpai.
Lise was fucked up the most though. From her very first appearance, you could tell something wasn't quite right about her characterization.
Actually, I'd argue that Lise is a bigger deal than even Beatrix. Beatrix is a villain, so you expect her to be evil and unsympathetic, but Lise is one of the three main heroines in SM. Even with all the nasty stuff she did, she was still rather sympathetic at the end.
That post wasn't that hostile, especially when compared to many of the other posts I see in this thread.
And Beatrix is in a total of what, one or two scenes? How can you get a grasp of her character from that alone?
I want martyrs already, I need more Katia in my life already.
If only it was still gonna come out this spring
Yeah I was able to grasp her character from that alone as well as some based anons who kept spoon feeding me translated parts about her personality and background. I also was provided insights from people who read the light novels.
I did my homework already so stay mad.
Yeah, Lise got hit the hardest by the director's insistence that no Stasi be portrayed sympathetically. There's not even really a saving throw (so far) that she had to do anything, aside from what Axmann insinuated. I'm still holding out hope that one of the last episodes will have her Requiem. It's easily got enough material for at least half an episode.
I don't mind, personally. By the time it does come out I'll have a much better grasp on Japanese and so I can join in on the fun instead of hiding in a cave while I listen to the sound of spoiler artillery blasting just outside.
There's a lot of misinformation floating around about her, but I think the most reliable were the arguments the two spoilerfags had over on /m/ last year on Beatrix and the stasi.
All they had to do to keep her in character was not show her obviously enjoying being evil. Show her being unhappy or neutral and it would've been fine (except for the implied rape). Same thing with Beatrix, really. Killing a bunch of people is very much something she'd do, but she wouldn't be happy or eager about it.
Doing evil is one thing, getting off to hurting others is completely different.
I mind because I haven't gotten new Katia CGs since I bought it.
I really wanna hear her sweet voice again as well.
And I want some more of that sweet Evan Call.
>"cute girls die horribly"
More like hero slays semen demons.
Post your birth year, retard Slav sub-human.
While I think you're talking about the translation
Maybe you have a point
I just checked age website again and something changed.
While their products page still lists it as this winter, the SM page now says a vague "2016"
In the pic the top one being the new line they're using.
The burden of proof is on the positive claim, you underaged autistic third world Turkish shitskin rapebaby. Define what a millennial is.
You can't because you keep trying to change the goal posts because all you are is a shitposter who has no idea what they're talking about because the entirety of the Warsaw Pact and East Europe are literally debilitated shitholes and treated as third world tier.
Kinda curious why does Katja always wear a kimono in celebration art. It's not like she's ever been to Japan or anything.
>HHOLLY SHIT WHAT THE RFUCK
red dragon game when
If you mean a
Beta modthen im afraid that it will take some time. Whats the steamgroup now again?
Anon we should not use existing units. Insteaf we should create new ones.
considering how gigantic the fort-class is, could we have tanks shoot at it from a maximum range of 4 km?
You act like those two characters are the only one the anime has destroyed.
You know, I really expected SM to come down to Iris vs Beatrix, just like over in Japan. This anime has really suprised me. Who expected Katia to be one of the most loved characters, Beatrix to be one of the most hated, and Iris to be ignored.
Don't bully Iris! She is for marrying!
None of those deserve a painful death like strangling, their means are pretty extreme but they all did what they did primary for others, themselves secondary.
They're beyond redemption, but they deserve a painless death like a bullet to the head.
She is made for coming in and not much more.
I really think the reason why Beato-san is talked about so much is because you have a few solid Beato-san posters who keep posting the same shit over and over again (me included).
I see their is little faith in my woman in this general. Ill have you guys know i bought her figure by episode 2 and have been faithful ever since.
I like Iris's personality slightly more than Beatrix's, and I like Beatrix's looks slightly more than Iris's.
Not so fast!
Naw I am just being an asshole. Your girl is pretty pure by everyone's standards.
Tbh all the girls in SM are waifu material.
i like Iris too, Annet my second
I would, but it's not bad compared to the others because it didn't completely change her, in the end I would just be complaining about cut scenes and what not that develop her character far better that what the anime put out.
First of all Frodo, Humanity has tried to make a big Mech, the XG-70 Susano'o created by G-Bombing America. Second of all it was plagued with problems because it needs G-Elements to run, and it kept killing it's pilots with its shield because it was uncontrollable. The thing is a floating fortress with a particle cannon and shit load of weapons. It needs 00 unit to control the shield to keep the pilots from dying. It was also stupidly expensive.
They really should've gone all-in with Katia.
We here. Always.
Mitteleuropan and Entente Cold War when?
Beatrix has my heart.
I'm always weirded out by their lack of seatbelts or straps to hold them in.
>you will never wake up to a blushing Beatrix
>force Beatrix to bake a cake
> "accidentally" drop it on the floor, and "accidentally" let the dog eat it
>beatrix bakes another cake
>pick away at it looking unimpressed until she turns away in embarrassment, let her catch you feeding it to the dog as she turns around
>find Jurgen's rape rolodex
>Leave pictures lying around showing him having sex with girls who look like Beatrix but prettier.
>use stasi magic to take her to west Berlin on a deito
>take her home again afterwards
>"I like girls with short hair better"
>"whoops! I guess some girls can't pull it off"
>replace all the lighting in her quarters with fluorescent lights
> paint everything white
> hide her sunglasses
>put ants in her plug suit
> wire her TSF to play "99 Luftballoons" constantly on loop whenever it is on
>give Lise headpats and compliments whenever the werewolves do something right
>scold Beatrix when the werewolves do something wrong
>you will never wake up from Beato-san raping your body
>> wire her TSF to play "99 Luftballoons" constantly on loop whenever it is on
It's actually "Cry in the name of true suffering." You can thank him for that.
Yea, all the time Theo & Katia spend together isn't really reflected that well in the anime understandably.
If the show was just about Katia, I'd be dead of a stroke already.
SM is more like "Fuck everything up in the name of true love".
Every single instance of true love (except for Gretel) ends in complete tragedy with the survivors (if any) in an even worse position than before.
The only reason why I'd like Lise as a heroine is that she might give you a bad guy route.
She's actually very sweet and funny in the VNs though.
Here a Großer Stern der Völkerfreundschaft in Gold for the advancement in understanding
and friendship between Theo & Katia from Honecker himself.
Blame the director, not me.
Even he bullied her by making her a pure, desire-less angel, with real human desires and such.
She won't be to you.
Gretel was against doing it summarily because it violated the Geneva Conventions, not necessarily because she wanted to protect Lise. Above everything else, Gretel is a rules fanatic.
It's kinda funny that had Katia never showed up and mended the 666th's relationship, Theo probably would have taken up Lise's offer and run off to Beatrix.
Stop hurting me, dammit
Very true. I think she also has a hidden sub side.
That's not bullying, that's torture. That is bad.
We want to have the Beato being blubbery and sniffily with tears and go crying into our arms, not literally hurting and killing her. She's had enough of that in life.
He'd be the only dude in Beatrix's squadron. Can you imagine what that would be like? What else, he's cute. I think even Beatrix sarcastically admits it at some parts. Not to mention that Lise might be willing to share (she is pretty much confirmed bi).
For being the greatest onee-sama, Pham sure can be cruel when it's called for.
Why did Yuuko get to name it though? She was the project head or what?
Since when did we hand over projects like the XG-70 over to foreign partners? Hell, I read we basically give Japan our YF-23. I simply don't see how that's happening. Especially when the whole rationale of the 3rd gen was that thanks to the 2nd gen, the BETA would be defeated in time, and soon the era of the return to normalcy, or even a new Cold War was a possibility.
But it's not like Theo hated everyone in the 666th. Wasn't his only major problem with Anette? And Gretel, because she's a Party person and another person who could end his life summarily? And Iris, BECAUSE she was a Stasi sellout? I mean he may have been "Tch" with everyone, but I don't think he hated them. Especially Pham-nee and Sylwia.
>we will never live to hear onee-sama Tanya
Why even live?
Where does it mention that, the LN?
I at least got the impression she respects/listens to him. Especially considering she also seems to hate the security apparatchi of the socialist states, if still feeling a sort of pride in them by themselves.
Since the alternative plans mandated the collection of all scientific and engineering advances in order to stop the BETA.
It'd be good to note that the US didn't hand over the XG-70 to a foreign power - It handed it to an extra-national research initiative with the backing of the entire world behind it, that happened to be based in Japan.
Also the BETA were certainly not close to being beaten over time. Humanity was slowly losing.
Well to be fair to him, they don't exactly advertise it. If we hadn't known it already to be canon, we'd be naming all the instances of them standing together with "Why are they always together?" like we do with Beato and Axmann.
Where is the hentai?
God damn nips better get on this shit.
>Tanya, already crazy yandere
Holy fuck, my dick, my heart.
>all those missed opportunities for hardcore femdom porn
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer
Scene would have been better if Yui had actually beaten Yuuya. The entirety of total eclipse would have been a much better affair if it didn't work so hard to "feminize" Yui by making Yuuya her equal, despite Yui having significantly more combat experience.
Remove Yuuya, Yui heika #1 protagonist, save Japan.
>giving away one of your greatest military machines ever built for MacOS
That's bullshit but I believe it.
Also, rest of the world my ass. Seems only Japan is ever represented. What makes the UN think they can bully America anyways? Isn't America basically holding the entire worldwide war effort up?
Why aren't the Japs doing any porn of Beatrix?
Is there any art of Stasi/Werewolf Theo floating around? It'd make for a great mirror universe sideline or something.
It would probably end up very dangerously. Besides being surrounded by a ton of hot, lonely women (because lets face it, no one wants to date human garbage even if they're kind off the clock - the few who tried probably got divorced), a Lise who is defiant about going to any lengths for him, and a Beatrix who not only finds him cute but also share a desire for revolution, and you got a recipe for...well if he thought being in the 666th was troublesome.
And that's before the mental crushing duties like hunting defectors and other nasty business.
Well, when Theo's competition is the likes of Ketchup and Schmidt, pretty much every single stasi with a uterus is going to be gunning for him.
Did Ketchup choose blondie to be his aide because he reminded him of a certain other blonde?
>all those other Werewolf girls
Man, I know it's quite QUALITY, but even from this distance, a lot of them seem cute.
Theo's gonna have a hard time.
Too busy spilling spaghetti? I dunno.
Maybe too obsessed with Katia?