who would win in a fist fight?

Umaru would win. Tomoko is fucking twig that does no exercise and does nothing with her body. Umaru on the other while she may be be a slob has been depicted as being quite physically active. And hence she would be stronger and win the fight.

>>138031373
They would end up kissing and tribbing furiously.

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>>138031373
What'd ya think, bitch?

>>138031496
>>138031820

Tomoko can use dirty tricks

>>138031894
Doesnt matter. Umaru is in oddly good shape, tomo is so unhealthy i am surprised she can stand up.

>>138031894
What >>138032483 said. And who says Umaru can't use dirty tricks either?

>>138033549
Umaru is pure

>>138033549
>>138033720
Umaru is naive despite her bad nature and is too focused on her fake persona. Tomoko is practically free due to her pathetic real life/persona (lack of one), thus more capable of using her own ill will. Then again what /a/nons have said is true, Umaru is a better physical contendant. What could Tomoko do for this theorical fight?

>>138034063
Tomoko would just throw up, cry, and go home.

>>138031373
Isn't Tomoko useless and Umaru perfection incarnate

>>138034063
Pocket sand.

>>138034063
Soda bombs and ant infestation, tomoko would win

in a fight tomoko would be like a cornered rat

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Umaru of course, Tomoko is a pathetic femlet weakling.

Literally 4'10''.

>>138034512
Yeah I could see Tomoko getting backed into a corner and suddenly pull out some retard strength or just some off the wall autism-tactic that nobody would expect and catch Umaru off guard.

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i believe in tomoko!

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If they had sex who'd come first?

>>138034744
Tomoko, because Umaru is absolutely pure and halal.

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Alright, since Umaru is OP then who'd win she or Tomoko?

>>138034876
obviously kirie because she's athletic and shit

>>138034876
Her. She has been dedicated to use physical violence against her onii-chan and has some level of physical strength tomoko has no chance.

Tomoko would "accidentally" grope her. Umaru wouldn't know how to react, and that would only make Tomoko more enterprising.

>>138031373
Ends in sex

>>138031373
Umaru

>>138035703
I hate both of them, but I would like the situation

>>138034876
Kirie and Tomoko, two short, dark-haired socially awkward weirdos meeting? They'd having trouble communicating let alone fighting. Tomoko might even get flustered meeting a girl who looks and acts just like her. Or maybe she'd just try to be the alpha weirdo of the situation like the recent Watamote chapters.

>>138031373
Mokocchi can use Saito's gatotsu with an umbrella. The hamster is death.

>>138031894
please, my penis

>>138031373
Umaru is proven to be athletic whereas Tomoko not so much

so Umaru

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>Tomoko is /a/
>/a/ does nothing but abuse and think of murdering Umaru
>Tomokos Contained rage and frustration would explode the second she gets hit.
>she would murder Umaru

>>138042322
she wish

Outside Umaru vs. Tomoko: Tomoko wins. Umaru would never be able to beat someone up with bystanders. It would ruin her image. On the other hand, her getting beat up by a gross degenerate would build sympathy for her.

Indoor Umaru vs. Tomoko: There is no vote, they become friends. Future jealousy fight between Kirie and Tomoko.

>>138042322
Man I love the "rage strength" meme.

>>138031373
>both knock each other
>die of brain trauma for falling
not like they didn't have already

we win