You wife is crying saying you aren't playing enough attention

Pay more attention to her.

she should pay attention to my dick

Fuck her right in the pussy

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>>137934702
But she's pregnant.

>>137934765
I'm failing to see the problem

Suppress the building resentment.

>>137934765
Fuck her in the ass.

>>137934765
Right in the ass then.

>>137934832
Well, at a certain point in the pregnancy you are no longer allowed to have vaginal intercourse due to risk to the baby.

>>137934618
>vlc

>>137934904
Look buddy, I've read doujins. I know what I'm talking about

>>137934953
well excuse me Doctor.

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Is it time again?

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>>137935495
Yes, its time for you to fulfill your civil duty, Go out there ,find a willing adult female woman of child-bearing age and proceed to impregnate her dont forget to support her and the child until he reaches adulthood.

OBEY

>>137934618
Kill myself because I know I will never have a wife

Propaganda a cute.

>>137934904
You're wrong though. Don't you people google before spreading disinfo?

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>>137936023
>Yukarin really did voiced Kaoru

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>>137934834

>>137934904
Its called greeting the baby and is pretty common to induce labor.

>>137937506
Who is this grill

>>137937637
Do you seriously want to scar your child before it can even function?

>>137934618
Head pats?

>>137938230
How do you function with this level of retardation?

>>137938347
I get by somehow.

>>137934618
>implying I would ever have a 3DPD for a wife

>>137938618
>3DPD
This is still a thing?

>>137934646
/thread

>>137934618
Wait, who?

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>>137934618
Get a divorce.

>>137940501
Last I checked they still existed. Was a couple months ago and I had to walk all the way to the window to look but yeah, they're still out there.

>>137937150

Should have been Maaya Sakamoto instead for maximum keks

>>137940659
You're wife man, you know, the woman you promised to "be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you,,,"

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>>137941031
That sounds really gay desu.