>anon... wake up
What do /a/
That's just the way it work. Didn't anyone told you?
Abort Jamal's kid. Engrave Sena and Sora's womb with my semon. Skip town if Pegasus ain't taking custody for my bad mistakes. Merry Funabori once this is all over.
There are two ways this could end up.
>Baby isn't mine because I had a vasectomy when I turned 21 and didn't tell her to avoid this problem and proceed to chain her up as a prisoner and fist her vagina and anus vigourously until she has a miscarriage
>Nothing else because I had a vasectomy because I would be a terrible father that would beat his children
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
DNA studies show that 25% of babies are raised by unknowingly cucked fathers. First thing I'd do is look into DNA testing, especially since it's an out of the blue pregnancy.
>"Well, do you know whose it is?"
If it will be a girl, I hope she doesn't end up a crazy cow like her mother?
What's it like being new to 4chan? Do you find it more enjoyable than your previous shithole, or is your time spent here just satisfying the basic human need to be entertained?
Goto to sleep and have a child with mai waifu, I don't know what could be better
No, because why should I? I'd be a terrible dad and husband. The only things I care about are myself and the the things that I havent gotten bored of. I break up with everyone I date because I get bored of them, and chances are, if I had a kid, I get sick of them within a few weeks and either get abusive towards everyone including the kid, or up and leave.
But if by some miracle I started caring about things again, my vasectomy is reversible, all i'd have to do is go in, get it reversed, then start having kids.
>Bring out my pipe
>Light it up with my finger
>Blow a smoke boat
I'm afraid it cannot be mine, sweet animeme, but please let me train your soon to be son in the arts of wizardy and magic
>oh wow you're hot, wouldn't want to procreate with you that's for sure
>who cares about the female raison d'etre and beautiful kids when you can just let your body slowly deteriorate without ever being to any significant use
This is how retarded you sound.
Abort that thing or give it up for adoption.