Please take my hand.
Where are you going today, anon?
More than one slice-of-life/science fiction anime per gondola KINSHI!!!
I wonder if all of my tours are going to be canceled today, Aria Shacho. Well, it is winter so there aren't many tourists from Manhome this time of year.
Oh-hee! My first customer, Aria Shacho!
Hai, te o dozo!
Now, would you like to visit the beautiful and pristine Finland that has been replicated here on Aqua, or did you want me to take you to visit the original Finland on Manhome, the one that was irradiated by Neo-Soviet tactical nukes during the Second Great Northern War of the 22nd century? I can take you there, just don't touch the water because it is laced with arsenic and cyanide from the abandoned gold mines the conquered Finns were forced to slave away in.
Today I was forced to kill my first customer. I did my best to ignore him looking up my uniform. I tried to be forgiving because he had come from the Carnivale at Plaza San Marco and was obviously drunk. When I made a sharp turn and he made a grab for my cooter, out of sheer reflex I used my oar and struck his head. His obese form fell overboard and he began flailing his arms, screaming that he couldn't swim. Oh Ai-chan, I couldn't pull him back into the gondola by myself! I didn't know what to do and he kept screaming and I was begging him to stop making noise. The next thing I know, I am panting and my oar is broken and the man is floating down the canal with his face in the water, his body floating one way, his carnival mask the other. In the heat of the moment, I don't even remember what I did or how I broke my oar. Oh Ai-chan, what am I going to do?"
If you're here I must be dead huh. Oh well, just the usual tour I guess.
Ara Ara, teehee!
Embrace the negative transcendence of my loving aura . . .
You should prepare for a criminal charge of unlawful act manslaughter. If only you hadn't killed him, you'd have been the one taking him to court over sexual assault or attempted rape. I'm sure all he wanted to do was cum inside, Akari-san. It would have felt good, right?"
You wouldn't mind taking this broken oar back to Manhome, would you? Akatsuki's older brother knows some customs officials and a few lira is enough to ensure that they won't ask too many questions."
It would be a nice souvenir. But those customs officials will want certain favours, won't they? Perhaps a ride in your small, tight gondola in exchange for not asking too many questions. It's all part of the realities of the service industry, Akari-san, you can't escape it forever. I'm sure Alicia-san would say the same."
Huh, nothing is happening in this thread, which makes it feel like a real episode of "Aria".
Ai-chan did not achieve quints, so her advice should be disregarded.
Who could have imagined that a series about a 15 year old girl who travels alone to a distant city to follow her dreams ends up with sexual exploitation. :(
How else do you think Aria Company can stay in the black? One Prima and a Single who brings in very little revenue can't pay off the mortgage and account for their cost of living with their income alone. They have to offer lucrative 'night rides', you know.
At Himeya and Orange Planet, that sort of stuff is a well-paying side job and not a necessity.
Just going to stay in bed all day
to cuddle with Akari.
I was really disappointed that we never saw Alicia be anything but "ara ara ufufu." The closest we ever got was that one shot of her doing Aria Company financial work that I can't find. That episode in Origination where Alice and Aika follow her trying to see her get mad at Akari was such a letdown.
I mean damn, this is the first google image result for "alicia aria angry." I wanted to see her get annoyed at least, or depressed, or disgusted or something. I know the Arias aren't meant to be round characters but she took it too far.
Take me to Ukijima
And call Alicia-san
>Where are you going today, anon?
I just returned from work. And I have to fucking go somewhere again???
Also, thread is lacking in lewd Arias.
Only Amano can sexualize her characters
Akari definitely. There is something about her naive personality that makes me want to corrupt her.
But then, that would mean NTRing Akatsuki. And I have NTR.
Fuck, this is harder than I thought.
>But then, that would mean NTRing Akatsuki
The best Aria OTP
Are there anyone here who read Amanchu? Is it good? Will the adaptation be as good as Aria?
>Are there anyone here who read Amanchu? Is it good?
Yes, quite good.
Becareful though, a lot of content there may looks like pure yuribait
> Will the adaptation be as good as Aria?
The only correct answer. I'd like to slowly slide myself into Alice as she mumbles about how dekkai big it is.
This doujin is canon in my head.
Name one Aria character who's name doesn't start with A.