What would /a/ have taken with them?
I think I would have not realized I could choose the goddess and probably have chosen a pistol with unlimited ammo or to have all my stats maxed out.
What about you, /a/?
do we have a comprehensive list of options a would be hero can choose from? i probably also would have invested in maxed stats or a way to efficiently increase stats as i go about my journey
Capped stats would make everything so easy that everything would be trivial and you would get an ego.
If we could choose anything we could come up with, I would go for something useful, a full body enchantment that would change damage taken to a maximum of 1/3rd of my stamina/hp/whatever, total immunity to status effects, and flight. That would cover every possible defensive problem I would encounter from massive damage, to poisons, to fall damage.
Alternatively if I could only have a generic thing, probably a set of gear that improves as I improve over time/levels, that way i'd always have a good set of gear and could focus on other things, like finding decent party members, saving money for a decent place to live in the mean time, or to rent whores/buy slaves.
However, if I could have as much time as I wanted to think about it and have help from outside sources, I would probably end up with something like a walkthrough guide like Navi so I would always know where to go, what places are suspicions enough to check for loot, and where weak points are. But aside frmo that, probably the best thing to go into the world with would be like >>137284600 said, only modified to be a total wipeout weapon that you could simply pull the trigger to wipe out the demon lords entire army along with him.
Though now that i'm writing this, I had a better idea, instead of all that, heading into the world with an invicnibility and immortality necklace that would be soulbound to myself and grant me immunity to all forms of harm, thereby never being able to leave my body without actively choosing to discard it and keeping me as the best possible tank, and then taking over as the new demon king as the new god emperor of the world and essentially becoming the anti-hero I was destined to be.
And after typing all that, i've decided that the best thing to take with me would be aqua herself on the grounds that, even if shes garbage, shes soulbound to me so I wouldnt be lonely.
>Though now that i'm writing this, I had a better idea, instead of all that, heading into the world with an invicnibility and immortality necklace that would be soulbound to myself and grant me immunity to all forms of harm, thereby never being able to leave my body without actively choosing to discard it and keeping me as the best possible tank
You do realize you'd just be captured by the Demon queen and be sexually tortured rand raped in the ass with a giant dildo and raped, as is the fate of an invincible male crusader. Right?
Do you understand how absolutely boring you sound? Who the fuck wants to be a mary sue with no faults in a fantasy? The fun in shounens and the like come from rising up to beat every challenge through hardship. You sound like 14 year old writing self insert fan fic.
I made it as the perfect shield, not the perfect sword. Sure, I can't be hurt or die, but I still have to work for a win. It's a situation where, yeah, I could wait out a win, but whose got time for that? Your thought process is too narrow.
Better to be a power-up based hero than an unkillable gary stu from the start.
>Invincibility means I can't be hurt, at most i'd be a sex toy till I got bored of that and eventually overpowered her.
Just because you can't be hurt doesn't mean you can't be humiliated unless your personality is twisted, nor does it mean you are actually able to harm anyone.
If you powerup from near death, you're still not dying, theres literally no difference between power up and cant die, other than power up being generic boring bullshit for kids that "want to overcome the odds". It would be different if people could actually die in konosuba, if it was a legitimate threat, but its not, or at least not yet. Being unable ot die or take damage is way more fun than "HURR MUH FRIENDS" because people would avoid those super hard to do quests, while I waltz in there, figure out how to complete the quest, either with diplomacy with the sentient, or through brains against things that dont have a sense of self awareness.
That's the point. I still gotta take care not to get shamed and still have to learn how to fight, instead of being naturally gifted. It's literally a matter of ensuring I don't die.
Not really, someone that can't be killed has some of the highest potential in an empire, keeping an asset like that locked up and not using them is literally the most retarded thing to do. Diplomacy rules everything.
If possible, my Liset and Orbiter compartment with infinite resources and access to the market. As well as making me the only one who can access the Warframes.
Or if I can't have that, I'll have Ryougi's MEoDP.
Why did that Mitsuragi guy get a cursed sword and sexy armor and apparently super stats?
Did he die while wearing the armor? Was it a freebie?
In any case. I choose super constitution, tanking hits all day long and strap some knives to my naked body while throwing myself into the crowd of monsters.
I would want some sort of device that acts as a sort of transporter between the normal world and the Magic Australia. It would have the capabilities to allow me to buy stuff from the normal world, communicate with them, and also server as a high speed wifi connection. As well as buying things, it would also allow me to put things up for sale, essentially creating a multi-dimensional trade network between the worlds.
I'd get latent hero-tier holy powers that I would have to work towards to unlock with time, experience and training as paladin/crusader.
A legendary item is something you will eventually find if you beat a hard enough boss.
But personal power is something you will always have and can train to make more powerful.
Besides, starting with god-tier items is like playing an RPG for the first time in NG+, where's the fun in that?
>Choose the goddess
> Know the goddess is worshipped in this setting
>Become paladin for goddess
>Goddess has to bless player, because rules about paladin followers, etc.
>Have high luck and goddess powers behind me, as well as high int.
>Win the world
>make out with megumin and aqua, while Darkness watches and feels shunned form the sidelines
Life is good, mang...
>Thats a thing? Wow, I wouldn't stand a chance there, no matter what I brought.
You don't know the half of it.
Proceed at your own risk:
“Tranquility Girl. This plant type monster won’t harm people physically… However, it will give travelers a strong urge to protect it, luring travelers to its side. The temptation is hard to resist, and if become emotionally attached, you will be trap until death. It is rumoured that this monster possess high intelligence, but that is still inconclusive. It might sound cruel, but any adventurer team that encounter this monster must exterminate it.” “As the monster will smile with relief when the traveler stays by its side, it is hard to leave her. It will show a crying face if you want to leave. The kinder you are, the more likely you would be trapped by this monster, please use caution.” “Once you are trapped, it would cling on to you, so it would be hard to get away. Also, when the traveler tries to leave because of hunger, the most dangerous thing is that this monster will pick the fruit it bears and offer it to the traveler. It tastes delicious and give those who eats it a sense of being full… However, the fruits contain no nutrients, so whoever eats it will slowly wither away no matter how much they eat. The traveler would be stricken by their conscience when they see the girl cutting and offering the fruits it bore itself. In the end, they wouldn’t even eat, and die of malnourishment.”
“Eating the fruits of the Tranquility Girl for long periods of time will result in the danger signals sent by your body of hunger, fatigue and pain being cut off. The fruits might contain something that affects the central nervous system. Hence, travelers will stay close to the girl and grow frail in a dream like state. There were many cases of old adventurers seeking a peaceful and tranquil death, which is the origin of the name ‘Tranquility Girl’... After that, the Tranquility Girl will enroot itself on the body of the dead traveler, using it as nutrients—”
Were I to go there, I wouldn't think to take my own cute loli. I'd ask for some OP item or power, and then try and get my own cute loli once there.
If I didn't find a jealous loli on my own before I saw plant loli, I'd be done for.
You fucking cheater.
Warframes are retardedly overpowered in a generic fantasy setting, ESPECIALLY with their ship.
Your only challenge is whether Megumin can hit you first with Explosion, before you blender her into nothing, but even then you fucking respawn in the ship.
Warframes don't have sex organs, enjoy being a virgin forever.
I'd say those frogs in real life would kill any of us in the first encounter easily.
I wouldn't even fight them directly, and hope bleeding would gradually kill one of them.
I'd likely ask the farmer association that puts up those quests if I could get a sheep as bait, deducted from the Quest reward, and wrap it up in barbs and anything poisonous to those frogs.
Then just wait for the frog to be deathly sick from the internal bleeding and poisoning before finishing it off.
Spears would be my weapon of choice. Short sword as a back up to cut my out of its gut if I fail to dodge its tongue attack.
if i get to make shit up, i'd say some sort of mind control power, like no.5 in academy city. with that type of power you could turn enemies into allies, move freely without anyone noticing you, change history, and power level without stop.
Seriously, it would make life pretty flippin easy, and killing the demon king pretty easy too.
I'd wish for an uncapped DEX stat.
Not that I'd have unlimited speed right away, but it'd be higher than average at the beginning, and that I could always raise it through training easily than my other stats.
Then raise it to ridiculous levels by grinding the shit out of enemies and daily training.
Then get a high crit chance weapon, and enjoy being the Flash of the fantasy world.
That doesn't change anything I just said.
It's a lot like Eclipse Phase in that the frames are like cars that you drive around before they inevitably crash and burn. Then you just grow another one and then jump into that one.
I CHOOSE THE
Patrician choice of reincarnated heroes.
Go read Helck. That's literally all of humanity and that's exactly what the demons are doing to the ones they can catch.
Diplomacy doesn't mean shit unless they're willing to trust you. An unkillable person is a potentially unbeatable enemy, better to lock you the fuck up and let my descendants deal with you.
>The ultimate grind
You get the spaceship, but you only get one thing, so no infinite resources or any of your frames or weapons.
Better hope DE takes Eris so you can buy platinum, otherwise if you ever leave your ship some thief is going to use steal on your keys and they're going to hijack your shit.
>This whole episode
The show somehow keeps getting better
“Boohoo… Kazuma, are you there?
Don’t leave me okay?”
“I’m here, of course I’m here, I won’t leave you even if the doll comes
out, so hurry up.”
After dashing madly along the corridor, we hid in a toilet in the vicinity.
Our bodies had reached their limits.
After I finished, I waited by the door for Megumin.
Maybe she was worried about me leaving her behind, she kept talking
since a while ago.
“...Erm, Kazuma, it’s a bit embarrassing to go to the ladies like this,
could you sing a song loudly or something?”
“Why do I have do something so embarrassing like sing a song in front
of the toilet! And we will encounter the same thing if we camp outside
or visit a dungeon, what would you do then?!”
Although I retorted Megumin, I was actually feeling quite awkward too,
so I sang a song to smoothen the atmosphere.
Speaking of songs, I actually only know Japanese songs, so I just
randomly hummed an capella.
Goddesses are designed for fighting with Demon lords. So choosing a goddess would be a perfect decision. Or Just hire a Lina Inverse and Gauri in a party.
>female author creates based MC who believes in gender equality
>male author creates dickless, beta MC putting women in pedestals
How did this happen?
Some futuristic as fuck computer device I can fashion on my wrist or something, like AR-VR shit. Let it stream a constantly growing music, anime, vidya, etc. library. That way if I'm gonna beat the demon lord I can at least do it with the comfort I had here.
You get the drill, just your voice and if you're gonna play an instrument keep it on a separate track.
Lyrics: http://pastebin.com/Q8KGJ8Ti (embed)
Off-Vocal Version: https://soundcloud.com/jason-ju/chiisana-boukensha-off-vocal
E-mail: [email protected]
The highlight of my birthday today was getting off of work and coming back to my apartment to a new comfy episode of Konosuba.
I HAVE NO REGRETS THIS IS THE ONLY PATH
The LNs are doing stupid well thanks to the anime.
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Here's an idea of how to woo Megumin
Things aren't the same in Japan as the West. Japanese women can be shamelessly perverted too. But you see, a female will create a guy as a likeable character, whereas most otaku male LN writers will just self insert.
I'd rather have the MC be an actual character instead of a self-insert vessel. But that doesn't pander hard enough.
>"SO REINCARNATED HERO. YOU'VE COME. I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. I AM THE DEMON LORD-"
>"Hold a sec. Let me put on my jam."
This episode had good hands.
Probably power armor so I could cheese the first few levels and sweat out the small stuff, or at least until the power runs out.
Afterwards, use the money from power armor-cheesing to standard-RPG the rest of my journey. The legend built around my power armor should get me a decent party.
Is it too chuuni, guys?
you do realize where you are, don't you?
Didn't he get a list of things to pick? And she said "anything here" or something and she was in the room so he chose her? So you'd have to know what the options were, although I remember her saying they were all broken in some way or another.
He should have went for the pantsu again
Either an ability which gives me all the abilities and skills of the things I kill, at the same level they had, additively.
So if I killed a monster/person that had body strengthening 1 and sword level 2 while I had just sword level 3, it would become body strengthening 1 and sword level 5.I would gain awesome powers from killing monsters to make my journey much more fun.
>all of these boring ideas
I'd want some sort of device or ability that would allow me to summon
cute girlfamiliars en masse.
For balance purposes, the amount I'd be able to summon at once (and their stats) would be contingent on my own level and stats.
Because of this I wouldn't be able to sit back and let them do all the work, or else my familiars would forever stay weak and in small numbers.
Familiars would, however, be free to share knowledge (or attempt to train) with each other or me.
Basically the game plan is to start small, forming a party with my summons, expanding to multiple parties when possible, meeting as often as possible to share knowledge of the world and its inhabitants. Maximize the ability to multitask and start to rake in dosh.
Longer term, assuming everything goes smoothly, the growing number of familiars and their capabilities would allow me to gain influence or a reputation, and take on bigger projects that would be unrealistic for a small group of adventurers to take on by themselves, such as large-scale construction, research, or even skirmishes with small "armies" of my familiars.
End game, instead of some overpowered hero kicking in the door of the demon king, it would essentially be a sea of
cute girlsutilizing the knowledge, experiences, and relations they all gained together to wipe out the bad guys.
Not gonna lie, you had it sorta like I would imagine. And it's more comical than I thought.
>no audio jack so you're just emitting the audio >music instantly changes on your mood >this plays https://youtu.be/ko0fbRkrbqw >tfw I like looping songs
So far this is a night light parody of stuck in video game, but will it escalate to playing it straight? That would really suck because the world seems rather tame.
I'm surprised about how reserved the parody elements are as well, it's not as zany or over the top as Ixion Saga. Which I think could have helped. It's nice and light so far.
>wish for ability to create advanced tech
>just want to make video games and chill
>npc's notice my ability
>keeps wanting me to make their weapons
>try to bullshit my way through
>keep making more and more powerful weapons
>stuck inside giant war machine
>I forgot to bring my game consoles
>I'm going to die alone
I'd choose my waifu, that way i get to make her real and her power would be enough to live the easy life there, so it's 2 birds with one shot.
A guild made of about 1,000 or so NEETs and otakus or various powerlevels
It will be glorious.
What do you take us as? Savages?
You are not wrong lol
Did he die in that armor or what? If his one thing was cursed sword, where did he get this armor?
Most of your guild are low leveled, but with your size you get overconfident. The first few areas are easy due to overwhelming the mobs with numbers but then you go deeper where you meet things like rookie killers, slimes, and tranquility girls. It's like vietnam where brothers in arms watch each other get slaughtered. All the otakus and anons slowly become jaded and hardened into warriors. Their methods become cruel and efficient as to never lose another member again. The small experienced army sets fear into all hearts, as they raise their colors branded with the images of their waifu's as if icons of gentle reapers. Chanting OP's and ED's like mantras of protection.
Most of us would die at giant toads. Then a lot of us would die when we try out a dungeon because damn that room mimic. Plus we'd try to farm goblins, only to become rookie killer bait. Eventually, we'd all become hikkomoris and lament how there's no internet or electronics.
>Chanting OP's and ED's like mantras of protection.
>Stories and rumor start floating around that if you hear:
>I know, I know I’ve let you down I’ve been a fool to myself I thought that I could live for no one else But now through all the hurt & pain It’s time for me to respect the ones you love mean more than anything So with sadness in my heart I feel the best thing I could do is end it all and leave forever what’s done is done it feels so bad what once was happy now is sad I’ll never love again my world is ending...
>The reapers have shown up.
Looking at what happened when aqua and megumin got swallowed we should make it out alright since everyone can just stab it to death while it tries to devour someone, as for those other things they sound like they'd really cull our numbers.
Kazuma's cheat is probably the best cheat. As dumb and useless Aqua is sometimes, When she brings out her power, she brings out a shit ton of power. She might be an idiot, but she has a lot of strengths that just make her overwhelming when compared to what you could get in the world.
I wouldn't mind dying a horrific if it's with you guys
Omnilock/Killsat and neccessary control equipment
The power to be the main character/Tank with unlimited rounds and fuel
Exp boost/Equipment that raises in strength with the wearer
Absolute Counter Attacks/Gundam
So would performing platinum disco while singing it give us even better buffs?
If Kazuma's plebeian levels of gaming tropes can carry him that far in the new world, then all of /a/ combined would have the Demon King turned into a girl and used as their personal cumdump within a week.
I wouldn't particularly mind either.
>fantastic dreamer -Monday Afternoon Ver.-
Listen to this right now.
>taking anything besides aqua
Cheat items are easy mode for babies. Aqua is hard-mode for people who want a real challenge.
That is going to be the most retarded and awkward and funniest adventure man will ever know.
Having /a/ is already drama in itself.
I'm sure no one will ever be able to finish the adventure.
If I remember, it doesn't actually have a butt, it's directly attached to the rock it's sitting on.
The rock, plants behind it, clothes and bandages are all part of the same creature and it's just a facsimile of an injured cute girl.
>I challenge you to a due--
>OKAY HERE I COME
That was fucking hilarious. This whole episode was fantastic.
I hope we get more and more ass hole MC's in the future. I'm so sick of, "UHHMM O-O-OKA-OKAY"
Ridiculous luck. Like so much fucking luck, I can literally just stand still and evade all attacks. Sure, it won't work forever.
But that's what I'd use.
No we'd get fucked because shit's a roguelike and there's too much Australia in fantasy. Plus we'd have to grind things out and I doubt any of us would have hyper maxed luck or anything.
Why is Kazuma still living in the stables? He could've bought himself at least a small hut.
99.98% Universally Resistant Mandalorian Armor with a shield generator and unlimited durability, each piece painted differently as if I didn't get it all at once from a cheat.
I'll tank this world's Krayts and become known as the guy with no sense of fashion.
I also want to be a wookie, and I want to wear leather armor under my composite, and cloth under that.
If I can't have that, then I want to be a beast tamer without a cap on the number of animals I have, oh and genetic engineer's skills too, please!
Failing that, make me a smuggler, then I'll just pretend I know what I'm doing.
There's a high level monster in fantasy Australia called a Rookie Killer, which is a strong monster that herds weak low-level monsters like goblins closer to cities to lure out newbie adventures so it can ambush them.
This thing is a grinder's worst nightmare.
Slightly above average stats except for max int plus infinite mana and a dickload of skill points.
I want to walk the path of explosions with Megumin.
Except I'd pick up a other spells too so I can actually do shit in caves. Also walking is for faggots, real chuunis float around slightly above ground level.
Kazuma's no better off than us in his previous life. Out of all of /a/ there would have to be some with exceptional stats in some fields. Don't look down on the power of meta knowledge in a game-like New World setting. 90% of the population are retards that can't even realize something as useful as Water + Cold = Ice trap.
Just gather all the information you can and cheese your way to level 100 with hax exploits.
I dunno, man. I'm sure there's a few people in here who can get shit done - metal workers, engineers, crofters, brewers, soldiers. I think if /a/ got organized in fantasyland we'd be a pretty neet contribution to the guild.
But instead he can invite Megumin to live with him.
I won't lie. I would watch the shit out of that.
we'd all die if we chose to fight and adventure, but setting up a relatively isolated and peaceful town full of anti-social westerner weebs could be interesting
>That was fucking hilarious. This whole episode was fantastic.
Wait until the battle with the first boss. It's one of the better ones.
>Ridiculous luck. Like so much fucking luck, I can literally just stand still and evade all attacks. Sure, it won't work forever.
There was a story I read about that. The MC has 999,999 luck (while the rest of the world has attribute stats cap at 99) and gets a lot of things from gacha
>guild of /a/
>nights are spent arguing over which waifu is the best getting hammered on cheap ale
>days are spent zerging all the low level quests with several hundred /a/ members, while we all shit talk each others builds, "KEK YOU TOOK WATER MAGIC? FUCKING IDIOT AXIS FOLLOWER"
>HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT MY EXPLOSION MAGIC, I CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE, I'M TOTALLY NOT USELESS
>that one ultra weeb who names himself the Blackswordsman and goes off to die alone
>we spend our days arguing over how to complete smaller quests in separated groups to yield more results because everyone is an armchair warrior
>Australians literally spreading misinformation 24/7 and leading to the deaths of dozens of random anons
>people who ask for recommendations on monsters to farm to level quickly are sent to the rapist plants to die early on
I'd die with all of you, /a/.
I think we are all forgetting the simply fact that medicine in a medieval world is bloody primitive, got a tooth ache? Need to take the damn tooth out? The best they can do is give some strong drink to dull the pain a little, and make you wish you are dead ten times over while someone pull the thing out of your mouth with iron pincers.
Now imagine taking a mace blow to the face, or breaking a leg, or being cut by a sword, or being burned alive by fire magic, or being slowly eaten by a slime while your body is being dissolved in the most painful way with acid, healing magic might do the trick in some cases, but there is many times you will not be saved by healing magic alone, even so imagine the impossible pain you will feel while the healing is slowly done.
Being a shonen hero is good and all, but I will take the mary sue special snow flake nothing personell kid package all the same, dying in extreme amounts of pain is not my idea of a good time.
>It's what happens afterwards that becomes the problem.
Now that I think about it. Yeah.
/a/ defeats the Demon King easily that they now don't know what to do after.
Goddamn /a/. You fail even after you win.
>/a/ at war with itself before even starting because there are alpha and betacucks
>/a/ women are automatically turned to cum toilets
>No proper toilets
Nope. We are fucking done before even starting.
Wait wait wait, I just got a great idea.
What if we used tiny directed explosions, like in tubes, we use tiny directed explosions to move a rod connected to an arm. Okay, and this arm, moving from the force of the rod is connected to a wagon's wheels. So what i'm saying is we use explosions to move this rod/arm to move the wheels of a wagon! Horseless wagons! and the more tubes and rods we have the faster it will go!
It's not by Sky, idk who translated it. They just left it anonymously on the fanfic forums.
The hero we need.
You can level up on fucking vegetables in this world.
We'll hone our bodies by becoming a small village of farmers. Raise funds for our private army through merchanting and agriculture. /a/ is used to living life in monotony so a few years of this is no skin of anyone's back. Just power-level that shit for a while each and every day.
You don't even have to become an adventurer, you can help out /a/ village in other ways.
>Get ported to generic fantasy setting
>Using your actual name
Shiggity diggity. You may address me as xXIronic_Slayer420Xx.
>That other anon who wishes for a portal to get anything from our universe
>maximum jew enabled
Now that I think it, holy shit I'd get killed in a day or two.
be gently and I wont go full jew /a/.
>adopt old online handles
look at this face
>that one anon that tries to explain all magic away with science
>"MAGIC IS JUST SCIENCE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND"
>"LOOK, I'M GONNA USE THIS MAGIC IN THIS SPECIALIZED DEVICE I MADE THROUGH SCIENCE"
>he ends up blowing himself up
Without the hero and his sword to keep high level monsters in check, Kazuma has indirectly killed and injured a ton of otherworlders.
BDs haven't started selling yet.
For now it has all indications that it will actually sell well. But it is still a guess.
Also it only has 10 episodes. It looks like Kadokawa only wanted the anime to push LN sales.
I'm taking some pokeballs or a digivice with me and crowding the every living shit out of the setting.
He had been there for a while at that point.
>yfw rance was created by a woman.
OK, this show is pretty good so far. I literally LMAOed at the rainbow puke.
A Mini-Nuke Launcher from the Fallout franchise with infinite, regenerating ammo.
I'll just go straight to where the demon king asshole is and vaporize him with infinite nuclear explosions.
Everyone is talking about adventures, but more realistically you'd have everyone wander for the first few hours before people start tagging up to form their own 3-10 member parties and setting off on their own together.
At best you might get the odd groups of 40 or so people who decide they should stick together, but those would break up real fast as soon as it comes to moving supplies and dividing funds.
A few decades down the line you might sit down at a local tavern, grizzled and tempered by battles and hardship, when suddenly out of the corner of your eye spot the sight of a well-armored knight's shield whose emblem bears a striking resemblence to your waifu. You strike up a conversation and spend the night singing anime OPs while getting drunk before you each go your own way with your parties, long depleted from any other /a/nons who either died or settled down somewhere to sire a few sons and enjoy the good life.
I don't know about the rest of /a/. But if one of you guys died and wished for all the members of this board to be transported, there is absolutely no way I'd stay in the /a/ guild for long.
I'd stay for the inevitable random faggot to finally learn how to turn himself into a little girl and get my dick wet, but after that, I'd be gone.
This reminds me of the old /a/ house threads. Good shit.
>anon is walking through cramped dungeon
>skeletons start flowing through the walls
>anon starts backtracking realizing he can't shoot that thing anywhere near himself
>realizes the dungeon closes itself off until you defeat the boss
>anon vaporizes himself and the legendary cheat weapon
I need a bit more info.
Would this be /a/ of the now? Or Everyone whos ever spent time on /a/?
This is the difference between 1,000 people and 100,000 people just randomly spawning.
>three hundred years later
>the legendary Guild of /a/nons is remembered for the incredible stories they spread through the continent
>" Grandpa, I want to hear that story again. The one about the boy, the girl and the magical cellphone."
>mfw we replaced all the world's tales with shitty pasta
>Implying I would ever go inside a cramped dungeon at all.
Nigga, there are plenty of monsters to destroy above ground and I have the tool to do it. Why the fuck would I ever go to the one place where my weapon loses it's effectiveness.
That's like deliberately stabbing yourself with your own sword. No sane person would do that.
Get some kind of anti-cheat cheat and hunt down other cheaters for kicks.
I'm pretty sure the combined force, knowledge and expertise of thousands of weeb fucks in a medieval setting would achieve quite a lot.
Of course, first we will need to sort out the issue of actually having a conversation with the office lady without spilling all our spaghetti.
>The Legend of the /a/lmighty /a/rmy
>As history tells it...
>One day, an entire army of seemingly useless bumpkins from an unknown world magically appeared in ours
>At first they seemed disorganized, fighting amongst themselves, becoming divided over petty arguments, and some even met their deaths due to ignorance
>Then, slowly but surely, they began to surpass us, the native denizens of this world
>They wove spells in combinations we've never seen
>They learned unorthodox skills, but employed them with tactics that seemed almost unfair
>Systems and limits that we though were natural law for thousands of years were broken, one by one
>It's as if every one of them held knowledge to the inner workings of the universe
>When they mobilized, they descended upon their opponents like locusts, but each one with enough power to be considered a hero of legend
>The demon army stood no chance, and it was rumored that they would keep "favorable" individuals from defeated enemies as living trophies
>Whether it be demon, monster, male, or female, none was safe. They would be taken back to their hidden village and never be heard from again
>No one dared to cross them, and it was only a matter of time before they conquered the entirety of the demon country, defeating the Demon King in one swift coup.
>The world cheered that day... but they were cheers that came too early
>What came next, nobody could anticipate. Or perhaps we had known all along, but in our desperation for salvation we couldn't have realized
>That perhaps our saviors would be more evil than the tyrant they overthrew.
More likely it'd just be the servers, and you'd spawn with a bunch of computers.
Not all that useless if you manage to turn a watermill into a electricity generator but still fairly useless in an unnetworked world.
Get my stats tested. If I'm good enough to at least be an adventurer, I'd play it slow. Read books about certain monsters;
>Frogs are weak to poison
>Okay, poison tip arrows from 100 meters away
I'll come back to visit you guys every now and again to see how you're going.
And yeah, I'll probably end up dying alone. But I don't really wanna die in a mix of;
>FUCKING OVERPOWERED BULLSHIT. FUCKING DEMON KING IS A HACKER.
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHEAT WEAPON
>"I'm a boy, is that okay kawaii-uguu~~"
I fire into the dungeon from outside the dungeon.
The dungeon collapses from the constant nuclear explosions and either the demon king dies/is trapped there or is forced to come out of the dungeon where I can shoot him.
I would read the fuck out of a light novel regarding an entire classroom getting transported to a fantasy world perma death.
Or better yet, an entire school to battle a continents worth of demon lord.
Other schools were sent to other continents. Final battle is one cluster fuck boss raid on the god responsible for sending kids to fantasy worlds.
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of an UNMANNED Death Star! Revere in your lack of knowledge of how to work the high tech science and your inability to get the whole system up and running. Enjoy dying alone in the emptiness of space.
>Arrive with 1000 /a/ cucks in a fantasy world.
>No organization, no discipline
>"Who here worships Megumin-sama?"
>"Fuck you! Aqua-sama is the best!"
>War has already started within
>Still no toilets
Yep. This will end well.
>Being the first guy who dies to some loli-shaped monster
>The guy who gets life in a dungeon because he tried to rape girls while stealthed
>That guy who shit his pants during the first goblin fight.
>That guy who brought home a succubus waifu and caused the deaths of 1/3 of /a/ village
My immediate goal is to rape a monster girl in any way I can. So I'd probably be one of the first ones to go.
Unless there are those brave enough to join me. We will either die pathetically or become one of the most feared names in all of demon history.
so pretty much kazumas party is an arisen party
Mage aqua that a pioneer acquisitor
Fighter Darkness whos only skill is shield summon
Sorcerer megumin who only uses Grand Bolide
I believe that for the sake of survival we should split into even groups and travel to different countries.
Once we are there, each /a/ cell will slowly grow in power and become part of the power structure of those countries.
Then we become some Illuminati-ripoffs and meet once a year in the secret treehouse to discuss who is best girl.
It's not like being brought along makes you a complete normie. You just start at level 1. I mean Kazuma techncially wasted his wish on the useless goddess, and got along fine by his own power. Everyone will still level up normally, even if only the original anon has the goddess' blessing or whatever.
It's the face of my daughteru.
Serious question: why is she so adorable?
>Few months into adventuring with /a/
>One of the raid groups comes back carrying some slaves
>All the priests and paladins decide we need to murder them
>Opinion is split between selling them and raping them
>One guy gets booed when he announces that elves are for tenderly loving and are not for lewd
>Elves still crying in the corner while the screams get louder
The Locals wouldn't understand what /a/ even means, so we could release our complete power level without looking like complete tools. At the very worst, they'd simply think we're foreigners or travelling heroes / soldiers.
So Forward Slash A.
>bring all of 4chan
>/pol/ rival on one of the biggest boards
>they'd go full hitler and exterminate any non-whites, leaving only asians
>/b/ would join them because they're idiots
>/a/ would probably be safe because /pol/ and /a/ usually get along
>/k/ and /out/ would probably join them
>/tv/ and /v/ would literally die in the first weeks because of their constant shitposting
>/sp/ and /fit/ would die within the second week because they think they're top shit and get too confident after surviving the first two grand slaughters
>/co/ would run away to try and start they're own guild because they're essentially /tumblr/ these days and they'd get triggered by all the /pol/ shitposting and either die by monsters because they were stupid enough to start a monsters right activist group, or get slaughtered by the /pol/ force
>/po/ would start forcing their bullshit on the local townspeople
>meanwhile /fa/ would die in some grand quest because they're too stupid to focus on stats and instead spent all their points into trying to make themselves pretty
>an army of /b/ traps and faggots would use transformation magic to turn themselves into qt little girls and get raped to death by monsters
>/pol/ gets too full of themselves as the shitposting champions to take control of the other boards that they'd end up accepting a grand quest and losing the majority of their forces
>within the first couple months tens of thousands of people would be dead
>/a/ still in town attempting to min/max though with significant numbers lost due to peer pressure and idiot crossboard posters
>we end up dying last because we should have stuck together
It's simple, I'd wish for reincarnation (since the pact part) so I kill myself multiple times, first I wish for /a/'s suicide, then for GATE's level of discipline for everyone, toilets and whatever is needed.
I remember the first and second being done a couple of times but it was always "MC is the bullied outcast and gets super OP to show off all of his jerkwad classmates" rather than a story about the classroom as a whole.
>That guy who brought home a succubus waifu and caused the deaths of 1/3 of /a/ village
That's me. I'm so sorry, /a/. God, I'm so fucking sorry.
I forgot never to trust 3d
>The ones on the rape side keep arguing about making them their personal cumdumpsters and making them adicted to their cocks like in doujins
>When the time comes they just act like the autist virgins they are and become impotent after having their ilusions broken
I'd straight up become a dark mage or something and transform into an eldritch tentacle monster ASAP.
If I lose my mind, feel free to imprison me in a rape cave and throw me cute elves every once in awhile.
>/vp/ just goes about taming all the monsters they encounter
>/tg/ vanish into a mountainside and are never heard from again, some say they hear explosions and drunken singing echoing out of the mysterious ornate entranceway to the deep halls but none who went in have ever returned
>that one lone anon who actually has his shit together
>he's the most competent and strongest of all of /a/
>he alone could probably kill the demon king
>he's too much of a nice guy to leave /a/ to die alone
>he ends up dying to that ass hole who brings home a succubus waifu along with half of /a/
Fucking hell, guys
Don't worry guys, even as a mindless cosmic being of rape incarnate, I still won't attack dudes that aren't cute traps.
Just let me live in a pit near the back of town and turn it into a place you toss naysayers. I like sporty tomboys but I'm not too picky.
>the lowest numbers on every stat possible
Either an alchemist or a gunner. If I couldn't become either, then a probably a dark mage, and if my stats weren't even high enough for that, I'll take the adventurer job, regardless of its shit usability
I rather have each board create its own country with its own fucked up culture.
Then centuries later, our descendants would fight over the same shit we did, believing the waifuwars and general shitposting to have some sort of religious nature.
This. Just do it like
>Day 1: This shit happened
>Day 50: More shit happens
Maybe give certain anons generic names like Moeblob Lover and Self-Righteous White Knight so we have actual characters to follow.
>"My lord, we've captured this heathen"
>"What is his crime?"
>"This sinful blasphemer was... I hesitate to even speak of the depravity of his deed, sire."
>"He was spreading lewd images of the goddess Yotsuba, sire."
>"... His suffering shall know no end nor mercy."
>we all get to the adventurer hall
>all choosing classes, skills, abilities and getting weapons
>most of the people are mages with only a few warriors, paladins, priests and such
>it's okay, we're just gonna blast through everything at maximum force anyway
>next day half of the guild are little girls
>fucking idiots spent all their points into transformation magic so they could finally live out their dreams of being a Magical Girl
God fucking dammit, guys.
>/o/ bands together in search of petroleum for fuel and lubricants
>oil is found, in some plentiful, limitless fantasy source
>alchemists are commisioned to refine it into various petroleum products
>Enough an/o/ns pool their knowledge of engines and transmissions to get a functional drivetrain built by the local blacksmith
>slap it in a used hay cart
>ripping skids all over the place on skinny wooden wheels
Follows one main Anon as narrator.
Then sidestories with all the other fun stuff that follow other Anons. Such as>>137299984 Australians, edgelord solo Black Swordsman, recommendationfags getting tricked into going into Elder God-difficulty rape dungeons.
I have no idea whats available, but whatever is closest to pic related
Not like it would work anyway.
Some /a/nons would end up getting scammed by some cute girl and lose all the money we got after weeks of zerg rushing.
And it would keep happening every month, even if the people in charge of the money are switched.
>Black Swordsman goes out alone, broody as fuck
>Everyone thinks he'd die within a week
>Comes back later with a full harem
>Turns out, in a generic anime fantasy world, being angsty as fuck actually works out perfectly
>"FUCK WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?!"
>"Quick, pass me those belts. I need more, MORE BELTS."
That would only work behind a pc screen, making a party with /a/nons in person would be pretty akward because they wouldn't act the way they do here, and the ones that do act the same way would be the retards spouting memes and silly jokes.
Although if everyone got their own op but useless ability it would be chaotically fun
You bet you're fucking ass they would. Megumin is the most popular character.
>/a/ goes to battle
>nuclear bomb of several hundred wizards all using explosive magic at the same time
>idiots didn't understand that using it all at the same time essentially increases the blast radius
>we all die
>I should have known something was up when we numbered at fifty percent support classes
>things have not gone well, over half the guild invested their starting gold in gender swap items in an attempt to become the little girl. Unfortunately the spell does not change anything except gender and age leaving the camp filled with incredibly stupid overweight children
>initially we saw success when some anons began master the arts of crafting but their NEET physiques mean they can forge at most one dagger a day. Interestingly that's the exact amount of daggers it takes to flood the market and earn us the anger of local experienced blacksmiths who have began charging us a premium for even the most simple equipment
The scenario that some anon try to bring /a/ with him will not be pretty in reality....
1. As not all of us watch/read KonoSuba/Grimgar many of us will rush ahead to become frog bait... The morale of /a/ will harshly.
2. Due to the incresed number of (useless) population, the famine will hit axel town in no time.... Lead to race conflict and of course war....
3. If we lost, the will either massacre us... or enslaved us... many will die due to famine anyway... Follow by rebelion and other wars.
4. If we win... Yes, we will have axel town and have to fight more war... It might return to 3. We will live in famine until the peace agreement reach.
5. After that the period of real growth might be finally come... Only if Demon king don't decide to wipe us out before.
I'll grab a bucket-helm that hides my face and become the faceless grunt soldier that guards the entrance of the /a/ village.
I'll invest all my points into strength, so I won't have any special skills, but a single hit from my regular attack can split the earth and create valleys.
None shall breach /a/'s wish-fulfillment sanctuary under my guard.
>the guy who brings back a non-monstergirl waifu