I'm going to make the obligatory Keit-Ai mention here so that this can be a Sakura Trick thread from here on.
Why is it that, in a show about yuri, the straight girls are the best ones?
While Kaede is definitely not straight, I'm not even sure that Yuzu knows that lesbianism exists.
Kaede is a top tier bro and the sexiest Trick.
They would die before they could feel any pain.