I just found this thing in my kitchen. What to do /a/?
>>136858365
Insert your dick.
fry
>>136858365
punt it out the window
>>136858365
put it in the microwave
>>136858365
Throw it out.
Should I do it? I'm scared /a/
>>136858365
buy geimuOnii-chan
>>136859203
DO IT FAGGOT
>>136858365
Prepare a sandwich, and go back to the internet.
>>136858365
Don't blink
>>136859993
SHOOT
>>136858524
>>136859993
REMOVE
>>136859993
Don't make eye contact!
>>136860033
Dubs demand it
>>136860601
Good shot, moron.
Pistol whip the bitch.
posting in autism thread
******your ad here*****
>>136860601
>can't hit a target a foot away
I'd say you were a girl, but this is /a/, so you must have so much fat covering your face you couldn't see anything.
>>136860794
>gun goes wah
>>136860794
Throw the gun
>>136860831
genuine kek
>>136859203
Feed her geimu and let her play kora.
It's your only chance to survive now.
Pee on it
>>136861421
It's fast !
Squish the bug anon. Don't shoot it
I hate this place
>>136861421
RIP in pieces OP
Whip out dick.
>>136861421
>>136861713
ABORT
>>136861713
aw shit nigga
>>136861713
>>136861713
good thread OP
i cum at cat hiss at penis
>>136861713
>s-she's fast!
god damn, I fapped like 4 times today and now I'm hard again. What the fuck do I do?
>>136861713
CHECK FRIDGE
ITS GOIN FOR YOUR GEIMU
>>136858365
>>136861889
wtf nigga? wasting a shotgun shell on it?
Brush it into the duster quickly, open the front door and swing it away as hard as you can. Quickly, or it might scuttle up your arm.
>>136859203
No! That just breaks it into smaller ones.
>>136861988
>>136861713
Anon just put your hands up and don't turn aroundmaybe it'll have mercy and just take your geimu and leave
>>136858365
Nuke it from orbit.
>>136861713
Go hide anon
>>136860794
Look at this SMUG fucking bitch
guys, I'm scared, what happened to OP?
>>136862224
Yes
>>136862224
OP is kill
>>136862224
ded son
>>136860794
>>136860601
Pulp Fiction is a bad movie
>>136858365
Poke it with your dick
>>136862224
He died of bad taste
>>136860601
nice shootin tex
I want to sex hammers
Come on, OP you cant be done yet
>>136863419
if that were possible, /a/ wouldn't exist
other anime sites wouldn't exist
anime wouldn't exist
NOTHING WOULD EVER EXIST
>>136863974
he's dead
rip
>>136858365
Assert your masculinity.
>>136864004
It happened to Moot
>>136861713
https://youtu.be/UaSsuZC6vEg
You were warned, Melonpan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXVLlXjmxeg
this is fucking intense
>>136861713
check the bathroom! quickly!
OP is ded
>SCP 0923
>Umaru
>>136861713
HAYAI!
The light went out and I couldn't find that thing anywhere
>>136865791
Open fridge door should be a dead giveaway brah
>>136865791
This makes perfect sence, you are blind that's why you can't do shit.
>>136865791
oh god, it's there!
>>136860062
SHAAAAAAAA
>>136861331
>>136861331
>let her play kora
But Bayonneta is way better
>>136865791
Cool kitchen lights.
>>136865999
Cool nines.
Sorry guys somehow my internet wont work anymore. I'm updating this with my phone now
>>136866488
Use the pan!
Do it now!
>>136860601
>>136860601
GG FAGGOT
>>136866488
It was nice knowing you OP
>>136860794
OHGOD
OHGOD
OHGOD
>>136866488
It's fucking there m8!
>>136861713
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>136867030
F-Fast!
>>136867030
HAYAI
>>136867030
>>136867030
OH FUCK GET IT QUICK
>>136861713
>>136867030
OP abandoned thread.
Its disappear
>>136867503
panic.jpg
>>136867503
I want to see some blood, stop being a faggot and kill that thing
>>136867503
FUCKING WHERE
>>136867503
Who is taking these photos if we can see your hand right there?
I heard noise coming from the stairway
>>136867634
He's using his other hand, moran.
>TF2
Kill yourself /v/ermin.
DON'T GO YOU FOOL
>>136867681
Just leave the house OP you're fucked.
>>136867681
Just get out of there. Run! This can't end well.
>>136867634
>humans only have one hand
>>136867681
>>136867681\GEIMUUUU!!!!/
>>136867681
It's just a gay cow, relax.
>>136867681
it's a
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Don't go!
Where is it!?!?
>>136868031
THE STAIRS WERE A DIVERSION, IT'S RIGHT THERE!!
>>136868031
ON THE RIGHT.
WATCH OUT!!
>>136868031
RUN NIGGA
>>136868031
Get out of there, son! Go!
>>136868031
I can't find it, maybe you should go upstairs.
>>136868031
IT'S UP THE STAIRS AVOID AT ALL COSTS
GO AND HIDE IN THE DINING ROOM INSTEAD
>>136868031
It's not worth it anon, run!
>>136868175
>>136868202
Nows not the time for fear... That comes later.
>>136868031
Go back into the kitchen and hide in the fridge!
>>136860601
>HARRY YOU'RE ALIVE!
>>136868341
Nailed the bitch!
>>136868341
The fuck? Do you have superhuman reach or something?
>>136868341
D-did he get it?
>>136868341
Quit playing around hurry up and kill him hamster! It's just cruel at this point.
There's only one way to be sure.
I like this thread.
>>136868341
HOLD THE FRYING PAN NIGGA
DON'T MOVE NIGGA
>>136868341
Yay, you got it!
Or did you?
DUN-DUN-DUN
>>136868341
Finally
>>136868341
that's a big pan
>>136868341
This looks photoshopped
>>136868390
Sasuga /v/
Now you've made it angry.
>>136868341
Is it over?
>>136868440
4umaruuuu
>>136868341
Didn't hear a squish sound, you sure you got it?
>>136868476
It's never over.
Is it dead?
>>136868607
FINISH HER
>>136868607
Pretty sure it's jsut sleeping. I wouldn't have let go of that pan if I were you.
>>136868607
NIGGA SHE ALIVE N PLOTTIN'
QUICK PICK UP THE FUCKING FRYING PAN NIGGA. BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>136868607
Hit it again to make sure
>>136868607
Be careful op. Don't get to close.
>>136868607
Put potato and see if it eats
>>136868607
Now put it in the trash and call it a night.
>>136868607
Don't approach it!
It'll counterattack!
>>136868607
Put a bowl over it and a brick on top.
>>136868697
Pfft, not attacking is for pussies.
>>136868607
OP, you squash that thing good, you hear me?
>>136868754
YOU HAD ONE JOB OP NOW YOU'RE DEAD AS A DOORNAIL GOD FUCK
>>136868607
RAPE!!!!
>>136868754
IT'S A TRAP!
GRAB THE PAN AGAIN
>>136868754
RUN NIGGA RUN
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU DOIN RUN NIGGA
>>136868754
I knew it! it's just waiting for a chance!
>>136868754
His smile and optimism: gone.
>>136868754
You fucked up.
>>136868754
HAYAI
>>136868754
OP is kill
>>136868754
NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
>>136861713
10/10, laughed my ass of and was disappointed immediately.
>>136868754
RUN OP AND DON"T LOOK BACK
>>136868754
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>136868754
W-where did the pan go?
>>136868754
>it's still alive
>>136868754
>>136868754
There's only one option left for you now, OP.Summon blue Chiyo
>>136868867
S-s-shoot at it!
>>136868861
Screw OP I just hope Pan-kun makes it.
Burn the house OP
>Even in this shitty anime MC is dense as fuck
>>136868883
NOT THE BLUE CHIYO!
>lost gun and pan
>>136868754
RUN NIGGA.
RUUUUUUUUUUUN.
>>136868754
For the love of God, run for the hills!
>>136868883
Stop saying stupid things
Do you even realise what you what said means?
Where is it. I have new toy dont fuck with me
>>136869064
OH SHIT OP'S PACKING HEAT
>>136869064
Where was this in the beginning?
>>136869064
No you fool
Remember the basics of CQC
>>136869064
You better kill this rat now
>>136869064
Quickscope it, OP
>>136869064
fuck the rifle. take the scope and put it on the pan.
>>136869064
Better not lose this one
>>136869064
MY NIGGA OP BUST OUT THE CHOPPA
GRATATATATA
>>136869064
360noscope-sama!
>>136869064
>using a sniper for close range combat
Damn nigga is you dumb?
>>136869064
b-behind you OP!!!
>>136869064
Try rocket launcher, machine gun or flamethrower.
Sniper won't work
you'll take your time targeting it and it'll sneak behind you
It's HAYAI
>>136869064
FaZe OP
>>136869110
>>136869064
OP that thing is too small and too fast.
You're gonna need something with a big spread. Get a fucking shotgun.
>>136869064
AW SHIT SON.
NOW YOU GONNA FUCK SHIT UP.
>>136869203
The little shit's upstairs! Get her OP!
>>136869203
OH FUCK. How did it get up there. ICE IT!
>>136869203
KILL IT
>>136869203
LOOK UP NIGGA
NIGGA ABOVE YOU LOOK UP NIGGA
>>136869203
IT'S THERE
>>136869203
ITS'A COMING RIGHT FOR US!
>>136869203
>>136869203
DONT MISS THIS TIME FAGGOT
>>136869203
NOWS YOUR CHANCE!
>>136869203
Oh shit, it's angry
>>136869203
NO DON'T KILL HER SHE JUST NEEDS LOVE!
OMG
ONOES
>>136869203
ITS PISSED OP DON'T AGGRO
>>136869203
HOLD YOUR FIRE, DON'T SHOOT JUST YET, WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
>>136869203
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES
>>136869203
ITS NOW OR NEVER!
JUST GIVE HER A GEIMU OR A JUMPU, YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE!
>>136869386
Just a bit more to the left and you got her, OP! Don't fuck this up!
>>136869367
OP AINT GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
>>136869386
>>136869386
AIM HIGHER YOU FOOL
>>136869386
KEK
>>136869386
NOW, SHOOT BEFORE ITS TO LATE.
>>136869386
ALMOST
>>136869386
SHOOT HAAAA
SHOOOOOT HAAAAAA
>>136869415
\O/
>>136869386
Don't hurt yourself. We still remember how you failed to shoot a stationary target less than 1 metre away.
>>136869386
>Using a 6x mag scope to aim up the stairs.
>>136869386
guys what if op misses the shot?
the scawwy hammer will get him!
>>136869386
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
JUST DO IT
>>136869386
Watch out for the wind
>>136869386
Should have bought an AWP instead op, your gonna be fucked with that scout if you don't hit her in the head.
>>136869386
SHE DODGE THE LEGENDARY FRYINGPAN, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN HIT HER WITH G3SG1, DON'T YOU DO IT.
>>136869386
Don't take any chances. Perforate the fool!
>>136869386
Expect the unexpected, OP. That hamster's a tricky one and will certainly try to pull something.
>>136869482
But that`s an auto
>>136869386
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU AIMIN' AT NIGGA?
NIGGA HIGHER AIM HIGHER NIGGA
>>136869530
A BIT MORE...
JUST A BIT MORE...
>>136869530
NYOOOM
>>136869484
This guy gets it OP was dead as soon as he entered the kitchen and caught its gaze.
>>136869530
YOU CAN DO IT
>>136869530
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>136869530
You are a slow motherfucker
>>136869530
NIGGA ZOOM OUT ZOOM OUT NIGGA
ABUNAI!!! ABUNAI!!!
>>136869530
I don't understand scoping? It just makes you see less stuff
>>136869530
The suspense is killing me
>>136869530
おそい!
>>136869530
>OP's aim
>>136869530
Don't, shhh, steady, you'll scare her off.
>>136869530
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING BOY!
>>136861456
>>136869530
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>136869530
You can do it OP
.
>>136869530
Remember the coriolis effect at such a vast distance!
>>136869709
Also gotta take into account the Kentucky windage
>>136869652
Koito a shit
>>136869758
FIRE!
>>136869758
You have no idea how disappointed I am right now. Even more than when I watched SAO from episode 2 onward.
>>136869758
TAKE COVER!
>>136869758
Welp, you fucked up again OP.
>>136869758
Good job not pulling the trigger fuckface.
>>136869758
well you're fucked now son
>>136869449
Thanks for the laugh.
>>136869758
MC is so shit actually supporting the antagonist now. Sleep tight hammers sleep real right wrapped in MC's brain juices.
>>136869758
go upstairs chicken!
>>136869758
Just burn the house down
>>136869758
>tfw op is a baka who can't do anything right
THIS IS YOU NOW
>>136869064
>not a awp
its over op
>yfw this ends with blue ribbons fighting pic related
We're fucked
>>136869927
Don't look at me, I told him to shoot that little rodent.
Why is the attic is open???
>>136869758
HOLY SHIT, JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN RIFLE BEFORE YOU GET US ALL KILLED
>>136870004
Wew lad, that doesn't seem spooky at all.
>>136870004
DON'T DO IT! RUN AWAY!
>>136870004
DON'T GO THERE
>>136870004
HOW DID YOU GET THERE? This is the worst anime ever
>>136870004
This is the fate you chose.
You didn't listen!
>>136870004
>>136870004
Do it OP, go there and shoot the damn thing. I know you can do it.
>>136870004
BURN DOWN THE FUCKING HOUSE
>>136870004
What's that orange silhouette peeking behind the ladder?
>>136869758
HOLY SHIT OP DON'T GO THERE SHES GONNA SNATCH YOU FROM BEHIND.
ONI-CHAN JUMPU JUMPU
>>136870139
OH SHIT.
OP you are dead
>>136870004
JUST CLOSE IT AND GO HOME
>>136870004
Haha what could possibly go wrong?
>>136870004
nothing good can come out of this.
>>136870004
OP seems like a smart man. I trust his judgement.
>>136869465
They might just be big stairs.
>>136870004
You're just being lured into an enclosed space. She's playing you like a fiddle.
>>136870004
Is OP dead?
>**1,452位/***,998位 (***,193 pt) [*,**2予約] 2016/03/25 Owarimonogatari - Humaru Hamster
The drop in ranking isn't supprising since the pacing hasn't been so great lately.
Where the fuck am I?????
>>136870319
Two shall enter one shall leave.
LETS FUCKING DO THIS ALREADY!
>>136870366
Nice try, not-OP.
>>136870366
fake
not op
>>136870366
Is this some EoE shit
>>136870004
>>136870366
Kubo! I'd recognise that asspullery anywhere!
delete this
>>136870366
You shouldn't have such dangerous weaponry near civilians anons.
>>136870366
me on the left
>>136870444
>>136870444
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>136870444
LOOK OUT
>>136870444
you are already dead
>>136870444
Trips of doom!
>>136870444
OWARI DA
>>136870444
It was a trap!
>>136870444
quick OP show it your dick its the only way
>>136870444
LOOK OUT
>>136870444
On the left
ON THE LEFT
>>136870444
LOOK OUT OP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>136870444
BASH HER WITH THE GUN.
>>136870444
IT'S MAKING CONTACT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHSGAHGHASDFJASKLJFSA;DFJLAKH
>>136870444
LOOK OUT OP!
>>136870444
Can Trips save OP?!?!?!?!?!
>>136870444
>>136870444
YOU'RE DONE FOR NIGGER THOSE TRIPS WON'T SAVE YOU
>>136870444
The only question is can he quickscope360420 like a pro?
>>136870444
>444
>4
RIP
>>136870444
ABUNAI
Everyone, a moment of silence for OP...
>>136870444
>444
>四四四
>ししし
>死死死
YOU'RE FUCKED OP IT'S ALL OVER
>>136870612
F
>>136870522
Not even quints could save OP now
FINISH IT BEFORE THE MODS DELETE THE THREAD
>>136870444
>>136870637
>It translates to death.
>>136870444
>>136870444
>inb4 we never hear from OP again
>>136870829
OH
>>136870829
>>136870829
YAMERO
>>136870829
Oh shit
>>136870829
It's ogre
>>136870829
IT'S GOT THE GUN
I REPEAT IT'S GOT THE GUN
>>136870829
FUCKING SHIT
>>136870829
She's got the gun
It's all over now.
RIP in peace
>>136870829
DROP THE FUCKING GUN AND RUN
>>136870829
RUN FOR IT
>>136870829
>>136870829
>>136870829
SMEK
>>136870829
OH FUCK SHE'S GOT BARREL CONTROL
>>136870829
>>136870829
Shit
>>136870829
U dun goofed.
>>136870829
ITS GAME OVER MAN
>>136870829
You gonna get QCQ'd to death anon, strike first if you want to live!
>>136870829
>>136870829
That's it man.
Game over.
>>136870829
Which OP should we have playing at the funeral?
>>136870829
RECITE YOUR DEATH HAIKU
>>136870829
OP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>136870829
That glint in her eyes...is that killing intent!?
>>136870930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o1Mh0DoJmo
>>136870829
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!?!
>>136870829
gg
>>136870829
Serves you right for having shit aim.
>>136870829
YEAAAH
>>136870366
me in the corner
>>136871000
Hamster sympathisers in this thread!
NEVER DOUBT
HAMSTER
Guys, just think for a second. There can be a strange anime hamster in your kitchenRIGHT NOW
>>136871114
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PAbglADUtM&list=PLpbcquz0Wk__J5MKi66-kr2MqEjG54_6s
>>136871114
Okay hammers.
>>136871114
Dont even joke like that
>>136871114
THat's not even fucking fun]
\'5
>>136870829
Quick take out the frying pan and redeem yourself now!
>>136871192
RUN
>>136871192
NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>136871192
WEW LAD
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP HARD FAGGOT
>>136871192
>>136871192
>>136871114
Thank you. Now I have to call my mom to get me something in the kitchen.
>>136871192
OH FUCK
>>136871192
GET IT
>>136871192
YOU HAD ONE JOB and you proceeded to NOT even REMOTELY accomplish it!
>>136871192
IT LOST INTEREST IN YOU, RUN BEFORE IT`S TOO LATE.
>>136871192
OP TREASURE YOUR PITIFUL LIFE AND RUN
>>136859203
That little pea shooter will just make it angry.. you need a double barrell 12 gauge loaded with pure silver slugs
>>136871192
EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY
>>136871192
HOW COULD YOU LET GO OF THE FUCKING GUN!?
Don't worry guys, there's no way the hamster knows how to use a sniper rifle. We're safe.
>>136871192
Good thing I have a backup
>>136871192
The fuck?
>>136871192
>>136871192
STUPID HAMSTER GET BACK HERE
>>136871192
Theres no saving you
>>136871192
You still have your secondary OP!
>>136871192
FRYING PAN-KUN WE NEED YOU!!!
>>136871277
The fuck is this shit
>>136871291
You mean the handgun? Yeah, no.
>>136871269
DUDE SHE PLAYS SO MANY GEIMU! SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE THAT THING
>>136871114
U M R
M
R
OP should have used Cola and Potayto chips to appease this invader.
>>136871277
Are you Solid Snake?
>>136871277
SP00PED
>>136871192
OP stop it'shammer time
>>136871277
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There could be a hamster behind you right now...
>>136871378
JUST GIVE IT TO HER
>>136871378
It escaped? Again? Seriously nigger?
>>136871378
GIVE HER THE GEIMU
>>136871378
Oh no, their's three of them now.
>>136871378逃げる
>>136871378
O-OP? Are you alright?Did it get you?
>>136871378
GEIMU GEIMU GEIMUTHERE'S MORE THAN ONE NIGGA
>>136871378
DEAR GOD THERE'S MORE OF THEM
>>136871277
MAXIMUM SP00K
>>136871378
GIVE UP. YOU CAN'T WIN. BUY HER ALL THE GEIMU AND JUMPU SHE WANTS
>>136871378
DO NOT PURSUE
>>136858365
Unzip dick and praise the bear god.
>>136871378
you get in there and finish them off
>>136871378
JUST BURN THE HOUSE DOWN ALREADY
>>136871417
We gremlins now.
>>136871378
GIVE HER SUPERMAN 64
>>136871398
>>136871414
>>136871439
>negotiating with terrorists
Found the Umaruposters
>>136871378
Set fire on the house. She`s in the attic so she can`t escape.
>>136871277
CALL THE POLICE. CALL THE PRESIDENT. CALL THE AIR FORCE. CALL THE MARINES. CALL PUTIN. CALL JESUS. CALL SOMEONE.
>>136871378
YAMERO
>>136871378
>inb4 they all have OP´s guns
>>136871457
KEK
>>136871378
We need a plan faggots. Preferably one which doesn't involve having our weapon stolen from our hands. Think dammit.
>>136871543
Use our hands, captain!
>>136871543
This is why NERV exists, dammit!
>>136871569What if she takes his hands away?
>>136871543
Is guns blazing all-out kamikaze attack an option?
>>136871600
Give that man a cookie.
>>136871569
OP still have that "gun".
>>136871600
then god help us all
>>136871543
We could use "that".
>>136871600
You mean takes hisarmsaway?
I left my game in the attic. I eont let it take my games
>>136871636
You don't mean...THAT gun do you?
>>136871543
Bait it out with cola and potato
Drop 992 N2 mines on hamster
Pray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8i_a6F_K0I
>>136871661
ANON DON'T
>>136871661
godspeed you glorious bastard
>>136871661
>chainsaw
You really are one dumb fucker aren't you OP? Regardless, I wish you luck.
>>136871661
FUCK THEM GAMES SAVE YOUR LIFE
>>136871657
No dammit let's give OP a chance. (Granted he's had six by now)
>>136871543
It might be a little unorthodox, but we should use our dicks
>>136871661
OP JUST CUT YOUR LOSSES AND RUN
>>136871661
Now this is getting interesting.
>>136871661
It's not worth it. NOT WORTH IT!
>>136871661
RUN OP
>>136871661
just leave it OP it's hers now
>>136871661
DON'T DO IT
>>136871245
>>136871661
I'm going to miss you ;_;
>>136871661
YES DO IT. RIP AND TEAR!
>>136871661
Godspeed OP, a true hero.
>>136871661
>trying to melee it
ABUNAI! YAMERO ANON! NIGETE!
>>136858365
IT'S A ROACH, QUICK GET THE BUG SPRAY
>>136871661
YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP AGAIN JUST RUN
>>136871661
YAMETTE!!!!!!!!
>>136871378
Its over OP, she has the high ground!
>>136871661
I'm dropping this shit as soon as that chainsaw is stolen off his hands.
We're running out of image limit OP, It's do or die.
guys I think this is fake
there is no way an anime girlu hamsteru exists in real life
>>136871914
I dont see it..
>>136871914
Do what you must OP
>>136871914
>>136871914
RUN OP RUN
>>136871914
RIP THAT BOX TO PIECES.
>>136871914
You have thirty posts to end it or she takes you to the afterlife
>>136871914
OH GOD JUST RUN
>>136871914
Do we have a visual!!!
>>136871914
>>136871914
Be careful up there.
>>136871914
Try not to make noise, maybe you can do a surprise attack.
>>136871914
Be careful, she could be anywhere
>>136871914
I'm cautiously optimistic about this
>>136871914
Time for violation!
>>136871914
>>136871914
Did that shadow just move?
>>136871914
What's in that box?
>>136871914
W-wa-wait op! I send help!
>>136872024
5 bucks says it's the hamster
FUCK THAT BOX UP OP
Just set the house on fire.
>>136872024
a portal to equestria no doubt
>>136871914
WHATS IN THE BOX
>>136871914
>1914
1914-1918 The Great War
We are doooomed!
WHAT THE FUCK
>>136872088
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>136872088
rip
>>136872088
Oh shit
>>136871914
>>136872088
>>136872088
>End of Umaru
>>136872088
NANI
>>136872088
>>136872088
THE HOUSE HAS BECOME HAMSTER. ABORT! ABORT!
>>136871914
BE CAREFUL OP, IT MIGHT ALSO BE A RUSE TO MAKE YOU DESTROY YOUR OWN WEAPONS.
>>136872088
>>136872088
AW FUCK I WASNT READY FOR THIS POLTERGEIST LEVEL SHIT
>>136872088
>>136872088
ANNIALATE IT
>>136872088
NOW YOU CAN SEE IT IN IT'S TRUE FORM
>>136872088
SHOOT OP SHOOT! IF IT BLEEDS YOU CAN KILL IT
>>136872088
Should've known it was ethereal, OP
>>136872088
what a tweeeeeeest
>>136872088
RIP anon
>>136872088
OP GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
>>136872088
NONONO NO NO NO NO NO NO
RUN ANON RUN GET OUT NOW
>>136872088
ITS EVERYWHERE
>>136872088
Hitler dubs confirm OP a kill!
>>136872088
>>136872088
HOYL MTHORE FO DOG
>>136872088
Am I in dream? Somebody, please wake me up.
>>136872088
>>136872088
>>136872088
How the FUCK
>>136872088
AAAAAAAH
>>136872088
rip anon ;_;7
>>136872088
DED
>>136872088
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>136872208
NANI?
>>136872088
Their's no turning back now.
>>136872208
Summon Dickwraiths to help you OP
>>136872208
RUN AWAY
>>136872088
All Anons get ready to mobilise!
>>136872208
RUN RUN RUUUUN
>>136872208
DO IT FAG
>>136872208
HOW?
>>136872088
Wait! That means you are inside of it! (Gigity) chainsaw your way out. START WRECKING SHIT!
>>136872208
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>136872208
>has chainsaw
>doesn't use it
Fuck this
>>136872208
dear god pls
>>136872208
What's going on!
>>136872208
Be brave OP
>>136872208
DO IT, THERE'S NO TIME TO THINK, JUST DO IT OP!
>>136872268
reddit please leave
keep going
>>136872208
RUN ALREADY FUCK
>>136872208
OP is receiving psychological attacks! destroy the box before it's too late!
>>136872208
You can come to my house, OP.
Just leave there!
>>136872208
>>136872208
I TOLD YOU THE BOX WAS THE HAMSTER
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
D-do we need a new thread?
>>136872404
We're still on page 5.
>>136872208
It's never too late to chainsaw yourself to death.
>>136872238
>>136872208
>>136872088
>>136872404
Yeah we'll need a thread for the memorial to OP.
MODS DON'T KILL THE THREAD PLEASE
>>136872404
No. I'd be okay with this ending.
>And they lives happily ever after in their own respective part of the house.
>>136872404
OP can still do it, put your trust on him.
>>136872455
If they were going to they'd of done it by now. Still OP needs to resolve this soon.
>>136872208
>>136872462
they say to this very day he can hear cries of "geimuuu" coming from the attic...
‼
>165 people are going to see OP die
run while you still can please
>>136872208
NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>136872462
You'd let a homicidal hamster with a handgun, and a sniper rifle live in your attic? Fuck that one must die!
We need this thread capped. ASAP.
>>136872584
What if its like the Ring where the last poster gets Umaru in their house, trying kill them after the OP is finished? And the cycle never ends?
>>136872624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>136872624
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDIINGGGGGG
>>136872624
OH LAWDY AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKED BEFORE
>>136872624
JESUS CHRIST
>>136872624
>>136872624
THE END
>>136872624
HOLY SHIT
OP YOU HAVE AN INFESTATION
>>136872624
OP is kill, close this thread before she finds you
>>136872624
IT LAYED EGGS
>>136872624
>>136872624
Show them what you're made of
>>136872624
HOLY FUCK YOUR FUCKING HOUSE IS INFESTED!
>>136872624
RIP IN PEACE
>>136872624
"And then I turned the chainsaw on myself..."
>>136872624
HOOOOLY SHIIIT
DEFCON 1
>>136872624
it was fun while it lasted
>>136872624
YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE
RIP
i-is this a blue ribbon thing?
>>136872624
Drop the 922 N2 mines OP a kill!
Mankind is at stake!
>>136872624
AHHH
>>136872624
RUN
>>136872624
THE GODS SHINE UPON YOUR GLORIOUS BATTLEFIELD, TO VALHALLA!
>>136872624
KILL THEM ALL
>>136872624
>>136872624
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
YOU'RE GOING TO GET MULTIPLE FUCKED
>>136872624
You were too late OP, you let them breed and your house is now infested with what is worse than the bubonic plague. Burning down your house is the only solution at this point. End this before it spreads. That is, if you can even survive past this point.
>>136872624
>>136872624
SOMEONE MAKE A GIF/WEBM OUT OF THIS GLORIOUS OP NIGHT
GODDAMN IT 2016 YOU STARTED OFF WELL
>>136872624
>>136872624
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
IUASHDFIUQWHEFOASIUDHFIOUASHUIDF
>>136872764
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>136872764
KILL KILL KILL
>>136872764
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>136872764
>directed by M. Night Shyamalan
>>136872764
RIP
>>136872764
LET ERR RIP JACK
>>136872764
IS HE DEAD?
>>136872764
RIP OP, a true hero.
>>136872764
ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.ITS OK.
>>136872764
ANON WA MOU SHINDEIRU
>>136872764
NO OP CMON YOU CAN DO THIS, YOU HAVE TO LIVE, FOR US, FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
>>136872764
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>136872764
;__;7
>>136872624
>>136872764
f
>>136872764
>>136872764
OP? OP?!
>>136872764
WHOSE BLOOD?
OP'S?
THE HAMSTERS'?
>>136872764
They're eating him! Oh god!
>>136872764
THIS CAN'T BE, PLEASE GOD PLEASE, WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT HER WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!
>>136872764
>>136872764
H-he's just chainsawing all those hamsters, right? R-right?
>>136872764
>>136872764
You've just lost your life because of GEIMU.
>>136872764
o-owari da...
>>136872764
They've deployed the strawberry jam
It's all over
>>136872764
;_;
>>136872764
OP, come in. OP? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
>>136872624
DON'T YOU KNOW NOT TO FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT?
>>136872764
Heh, nothing personnel kid.
>>136872874
a noble cause
>>136872764
is he ok
>>136872764
*teleports behind you*
>>136872957
YAMERO
>>136872957
Oh god no
>>136872957
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!
>>136872957
THERE WAS TOO MANY.
>>136872957
>>136872957
So this is death, huh? It's quite something...
>>136872957
You tried my friend
>>136872957
>>136872957
>>136872957
I still have hope
>>136872957
Such a fate awaits us all now. Truly the end of days. Dammit OP!
>>136872957
rip in peace anon
>>136872957
i'M SORRY
>>136872957
Went out like a man
>>136872957
>>136872957
>>136872957
>>136872957
god damn...
>>136872957
we will miss you brother
>>136872957
OP pls no
>>136872957
>>136872957
The horror!
>>136872957
Rest in peace you stupid, glorious bastard
>>136873024
It's your fault God! When was letting Umaru reproduce A-sexually a good idea!!! Dam you!
OP you have less than 20 images before limit.
>>136872957
So this is how it ends
>>136872957
OP? OP respond!
>>136872957
>>136872957
WAKE ME UP
>>136872957
Why god? Why?
>>136872957
Looks like geimu-over for you OP
OP WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?
EVERYONE GET YOUR GEIMU READY BECAUSE WE HAVE DEVILS SOON AT OUR DOORSTEPS!
>>136873152
KEK
ALL AROUND ME ARE FACES
>>136872957
sayonara... honto ni sayonara...
OP had such terrible aim, he never had a chance.
>>136873152
too soonbut good work
GUYS, I JUST HEARD SOMETHING OUTSIDE MY DO-
>>136872957
It's over.
>>136872957
NOOOOOO
>>136873214
>>136873214
RIP
>>136873214
No.
>>136873199
So it begins. Been an honour shitposting with you gentlemen.
>>136873199
I-It's starting...
>>136873214
This was herGEIMUall along.
>>136873214
>>136873152
>>136873214
>>136873214
KOTOWARU
>>136873214
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
>>136873214
>>136873214
>>136873214
Guys, I miss OP. Sure, he was a retard who couldn't aim for shit, but he didn't deserve that.
>>136873214
>>136873214
>>136873214
>>136873214
>>136873214
Anime adaptation of this thread when?
>>136873296
i-its finally over
THE UMAPOCALYPSE IS COMING
BRACE YOURSELF ANON, HIDE WHILE YOU C-
>>136873214
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY
>>136873272
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
CAP THIS SHIT.
>>136873214
Why does it have to end like this? ;_;Season 2 when?
>>136873214
Still a better story than SAO
geimu hammers vs blue ribbons when?
>>136873214
me on the right
>>136872624
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!
>>136873214
ITS STARTS WITH
That's what you get for having SHIT aim in the first place, OP.
>>136873214
AOTY 2016
Great thread OP, really enjoyed it
>>136873214
>mfw OP died a hero.
>mfw we could have saved him.
>mfw the thing stole my face.
>>136873272
OP had a choice, he could have walked away and let Hamster have his games but no he decided to make a stand. Now mankind faces the same question. What will you do?
>>136873272
KOROSHITE YARU!
>>136873272
Laugh now imperial scum, but my ancestors smile upon me
>>136873214
what can man do against suck evil ;_;7
>>136873434
I will hug my waifu dakimakura for the last time before death com
SOMEONE MAKE A GIF WEBM OUT OF THIS
>>136873214
So let me get this straight:
OP couldn't shoot a hamster at point-blank range.
He couldn't hit it with a frying pan.
He couldn't shoot it with a sniper.
He let the hamster steal his gun. Twice.
The hamster ran away from him on numerous occasions.
Wielding naught but a chainsaw, he thought he cornered the hamster in the attic but it was merely a ruse and he met his untimely demise at the hands of multiple clones of the bloodthirsty monster.
Is that about right?
OP you could have achieved greatness but instead you fell into the depths of mediocrity and will henceforth be known only as "the guy who couldn't aim". I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.RIP in peace ;_;
>>136873434
die like a man or live like a slave. OP died but he died likethe faggot he is
>>136873592
>he thinks he can take umarus footwork
>>136873214
>not GAME OVER
do you really have to ask /a/ on what you have to do for everything OP?
OP is an incompetent fuck
I bet fatal1ty wouldnt die in this situation
>>136873214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
>>136873553
Do it yourself faggot.
UMR 4 life
and now we die
I'd better see caps of this shit floating around in future threads, fags.
>>136873214
This is the part where you insert coin to continue OP.
Owari da