>ITT we describe anime poorly and others try to guess it

>>136427251
>ITT
>meme texting for no reason

Kill yourself, newfag.

>>136427866
Are you retarded?

>>136427935
no

they drive over the speed limit

>>136427866
don't use emojis and just ignore the faggot that's trying too hard to force a shitty meme.

>>136428133
Redline?

A guy cries.

He's a big guy

>>136428512
Oji-san Marshmellow.

>>136428512
Ore Monogatari

the full version of this anime's OP has a guitar solo in it even though the OP doesn't use a guitar as one of their main instruments

A group of people get a bunch of things to get a thing so that thing does a thing.

Childhood rivalry turns supernatural when cruel kid becomes vampire, ancient aztec fitness gods wake up to try and claim the earth, and energy manifestations of characters' fighting spirits are used to defeat said vampire from the first part

>>136428568

CORRECTO

>>136428588
Jojo

>>136428755
Mhm

>>136428572

every anime ever made

A guy goes to a school and met people from that school. He's a faggot.

>>136416156
A guy never find rare alien

some dude takes a relative's bedding for a bike ride and breaks a bone or something

>>136427251
Psychopaths pilot a robot and fight dinosaurs

Drills.

>"Rundun brige is fauring dauwn"

MC is a literal faggot

>>136428410
mirai nikki
evangelion

>>136429673
Nope.

>>136428410
Kaiji

>>136429307
TTGL

>>136429617
Evangelion? Mirai nikki? Infinit Stratos? OP?

>>136429707
kill yourself
OP said poorly, not vaguely.

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>>136429774
You got it.

>>136429801
Not my fault you haven't seen more than 5 anime.

>>136429782
Bingo. Now, MC is a lizard and his companion a one on one fighter

Read this in an annoying kid voice:
"I'm so happy, I'm with mama, I'm so happy, I'm so happy"

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>>136429882

>>136428133
Initial D

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>>136430055
>Hasn't seen or read Kaiji
>Telling others to kill themselves

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>>136430055
>being new
Try not to make it so obvious next time.

>>136429064
denpa onna to seishun otoko

best gurls
theme park
kanye

The male MC trips and lands on girl's tits. The girl flips her shit and the MC gets the shit beaten out of him.

>>136430336
asterisk war

>>136429073
please don't getter shitpost

>>136430347
wait, I take it back

i hope you're a speedreader

>>136430336
Every seasonal battle harem

>>136430336
Zero no Tsukaima

Everyone is screwed at the end

>>136428133
Akira

>>136430336
Heavy Object

The future Harry Potter gets math lessons and an extreme makeover from a guy in a hockey mask and his hallucinatory girlfriend.

MCs childhood friend wins

>>136429893
dorohedoro?

>>136430476
texhnolyze

>>136430608
that description was more enjoyable than the full two seasons of that damn anime

i-i mean season one wasn't that bad but s2 was shit

>>136430636
No

story about a beta protecting smiles later adds an alpha and an omega who are both infinitely more interesting than him

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>>136427251
Since nobody guessed it so far, the OP was Haruchika

Huge contrast between the show's mood and it's OP's.

>>136430794
Gakkou Gurashi

>>136430794
Berserk

A gay vampire tries to talk to the guy he likes

>>136430823
>>136430852
No. Maybe I was too vague.

phones

>>136430905
Keit-Ai

>>136430879
Owari no Smug

Magic girl not so strong after getting her period

>>136430794
Wait what? Is it Madoka?

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>>136430794
eva

explosion

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>>136430999
shit wrong smug girl. Also, from her perspective, it's a 666 trip.

>>136430981
Slayers

>>136430982
No. There are a crapton of valid choices now that I think of it. I was definitely too vague.

>>136431019
This one doesn't fit.

>>136430981
Madoka Magica.

>>136430950
yea

cute girls get into constant gun fights but not really.

>>136431045
Correct

3 cute lolis, 1 super villain loli and their boss hang out.

>>136431103
Sabagebu

>>136430050
It was too hard.
It was Eureka Seven.

>>136427251
Naruto!

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>>136430624
Bing, have a qt girl.

Lets see if you cath this one, ojou-sama, butter, harem, chickens

>>136431103
Shit, I know the anime but can't remember the name.
The one where they have a club where they fight with BB guns, right?

>>136428584
Dragonball?

>>136431103
Command! Control! Communication!

>>136431103
That sounds exactly like Sabagebu.

>>136430794
Narutaru

Guy gets left for dead and ends up joining a city's crew. Everyone there ever is some sort of gangster or mafia or hitman. Also gunfights. Lots of gunfights.

Season 1: Cute girls doing cute things
Season 2: Same but with terrorism, unethical science, and underworld conflict

>>136427251
Cuck travel in time.

>>136431230
railgun

>>136430336
Love Hina

>>136431230
Would say Railgun but s1 & 2 aren't separated.

>>136430794
Death Parade

>>136431307
Ding ding ding!

>>136431295
Boku dake

a guy and a robot look for cylinders

>>136430291
Amaburi

A sports anime that's not about sports.

>>136431295
Steins;gate

>>136431343
>a guy and a robot look for cylinders
Coils count as cylinders? because that's Dimension W.
Also, she's not a robot! how rude.

>>136430742
Index..?
the novel, mean

>>136431363
Every sports anime

>>136430336
Every anime in existance

>>136431376
correct

>>136431363
Teekyuu

An extremely long winded commercial for organ donation.

>>136431514
Angel Beats

>>136431363
Ro-Kyu-Bu!

>>136427251
a robber's daughter mets a brat and they run away to a bear cave

>>136431587
Correct.

A war veteran starts up a business with an illegal immigrant and an Otaku.

>>136427251
2nd World War but not really

Everyone is dead.

>>136431690
>A war veteran starts up a business with an illegal immigrant and an Otaku.
Gintama. Easy as fuck.

>>136431690
...GATE?
I actually haven't watched that

>>136431725
As in everyone dies or everyone is a non-living being? this is too vague.

>>136431746
God, I feel dumb

>>136431690
Gintama

DORIFTOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>136431725
Shiki?

>>136431833
Initial D

>>136431695
Hellsing?

>>136431857
righto

>>136431725
Angel Beats

>>136431886
no..
I'm ashamed for choosing such a tumblr anime now, senpai[/spoler]

Bane gets seduced by everybody but the main heroine and her sister

>>136431894
correct

A delusional homosexual goes on the trip of his life, believing he saved the world among other things.

>>136431135
>>136431150
>>136431196
yes
>>136431163
no

>>136431746
I thought the war veteran part was enough to put you into a ruse but clearly /a/ is too clever for me. I'm giving up now.

MC touches girls tits, she becomes a giant sword.
MC then helps girl return to her home.

>>136431957
P-part of me wants to watch that

>>136432033
Guilty Crown
(is the second one a different anime? haven't watched that shit)

A young man's life is changed forever when he finds an abandoned naked catgirl.

>>136432092
Both are the same show.
It's not guilty crown.

The main character gets the least screen time and everyone dies.

>>136432095
Chobits?

>>136431957
Samflam?

homo space psychics

her butt hurts

>>136431695
FMA, first version.

1. A lamp-seller grows old.

2. There's a school club and it has a robot.

3. a ghost embryo visits its mother during her childhood.

Let's start easy:

1. After basically living off coffee, a chuuni introvert reincarnetes as the edge himself and becomes the ROOT of All evil

2. An average guy gives up on ordinary life and follows his dream instead, only to find himself victim to vicious capitalism once again

A duck wants to save a prince

Why do I have a leopard head?

>>136431983
The Illegal immigrant part was the worst IMO

>>136432148
Elfen Lied.

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>>136432151

Correct.

Next one, unaware viewers get rused into a genre change and the entire show is ruined in the final moments by one person.

>>136431363
Free

>>136432213
No, but nice guess

should I just spell it?

>>136432303
>unaware viewers get rused into a genre change and the entire show is ruined in the final moments by one person
School Days.

>>136432134
Another

?

>>136432221
For second;
Negima

>>136432221
2. haruhi?
>>136432095
chobits

The father is metaphorically edgy, the son is literally edgy.

Bunch of girls with daddy issues are overshadowed by an older male cast

Everyone has super powers except the MC who is just a hard worker.

>>136432373
Nah way more recent

>>136432421

NGE

>>136432496
No.

>>136432378
>>136432414
I should have been more specific, my bad. There's also a kidnapped girl in the club.

>>136430794
Bounen no Xamdou even though that anime's shit

>>136432134
Akame Ga Kill?

>>136432445
Oh, that anime about a school club (literature I think) with the Red Haired Tsundere that can stop time and the blond loli? Can't remember the name

>heart transplant and dad feels

>>136432576
No, it was Death Parade, another guy already got it right.

>>136432589
Yep.

>>136432605
No.

>>136432421
Kerry and Shirou in fate.

This one's really hard:
MC is the most famous person in the universe, basically god, he is a fatass that signs autographs by hand-slapping the shit out of the paper.

>arrogant asshole kicks everyone's asses until he gets killed

Best girl is only around half the time.

ive got a few.

a young delinquent and his sexy co-worker give finger-bang a whole new meaning.

one night, in bed, this teenage boy discovers that his hand can do more than he ever thought.

an old man and a little girl do a shit job describing a train heist.

>>136432445
Medaka Box fits if you don't count the manga.
OPM fits if you're joking.

worthless cumslut takes seagod dick

MC is a NEET who is really good at this one video game and gets trown in a survival game with bombs

Everyone is an asshole except for maybe one person who's fighting to see his little brother again.

>>136432704
Yes. I was going to be really worried if nobody got that one.

>>136432749
sadly thtat's true for most shows. please specifiy

>>136432750
the second one:
Midori no Hibi?

Satan flips burgers

>>136432781
BTOOOM

>>136432813
Look again.

>>136432750
second may be Parasyte, third Baccano! ?>>136432781
Btoom?

>>136432849
The Devil is a part-timer

>>136432872
yes and yes.

I DROPPED MY PEEEEEEN

>>136432749
I would say Monogatari Series, but Crab's appereance can't even count as 1/5 of the series
;_;

>Mc is an autist manchild then shit gets real

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>>136432849
Maou-sama, most underrated anime of whatever year that was.

>>136432813
>>136432926
try being more literal

>>136432864
Date A Live?

>>136432855
Correct
>>136432872
Correct

Conversations go on way too long to give the camera ample time to linger over the girls' half-naked bodies.

Dinosaurs with nipple rockets and Viking walruses

Two goons go around the world doing the impossible along with a cast of a slut, a cow, and the average AC pilot.

>>136432889
>>136432957
correct

>>136433022
Digimon

here's another.

a very average high-school boy discovers that he can become strong by throwing his hand into a girl's chest.

not as good, i know, but whatever.

>>136433003
Monogatari

>>136433003
uuh.. every ecchi ever?

MC is surprisingly durable and has a destructive punch.

>>136433048
Heavy object?

>people talking with classical music playing

>>136433099
Totally DBZ

Bikinis on space.

one day, in a hospital, this 14 year old boy discovers that his hand can do more than he ever imagined.

>>136433053
The viking walrus probably gave it away.

A big blonde homogay loses his best friend, and then most of his other friends die in the subsequent months.

mc is daiz

>>136433099

to aru majutsu no index

The main character is the very angry, aggressive kind of autist who joins the war for freedom because the villains called him names.

God is a dick.

>>136433099
Too vague.
OPM, Saint Seiya, most boxing anime, even Raildex fit.

>>136433179
Zeta Gundam maybe?

>>136433137
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Best girl loses, worst girl wins.

>>136433099
Monster Musume.

1.A song gets 2 anime adaptations.

2. 2 edgy teenagers decide to 09/11 Tokyo

>>136433203
Haruhi

>>136433166
Owari no Seraph

>>136427251
Un-Go?

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>>136433210
Yes

>>136433258
>2. 2 edgy teenagers decide to 09/11 Tokyo
Zankyou no Terror

>>136433258
2. Zankyou no Terror

Came for magic, left with a harem. Also time travel is real.

>>136433258

2. Zankyou no terror?

>>136433322
and
>>136433331
correct

>>136433258
2. that daft punk anime

a tall, dark, and shiny figure, surrounded in mystery steps into the limelight specifically to ruin the lives of all those around him.

>>136433390
Could that be a request?
It's Interstella 5555

>gun porn and boners

MC is a vampire and a rapist who refuses to take responsibility of his actions.

>>136433154
End of Evangelion.

Everytime they beat a monster, one of the main cast dies.

>>136427251
Cries alot, wheres black suit becomes a hero.

>>136433430
Highschool of the dead?

>>136433458
Sounds like Bokurano

>>136433454
that is correct.

>>136433472
no

>>136433479
Correct. Good knowledge!

MC is the only one that can see ghost girl (at all times).In the end, she wins.

MC gets shot in the head and decides to run around naked.

The only way to kill your enemy is to prove they don't exist or that they're already dead.

MC dies. Then he is turned into a dog and a slave of his idol.

>>136433258
Brack cock shooter?

Girl gives boy a reason to live: love. The cunt then proceeds to die. The boy stays forever alone and sad.

>>136432213
It's Hetalia, btw

>>136433535
Reborn

>>136433592
Yes.

>>136433636
ayup

>>136433512
asura cryin

>>136433580
inu to hasami

Best character dies and the series significantly plummets.

>>136433686
i almost want to say gurren lagann

>>136433682
>inu to hasami
yes

Best girl is only around for half the time.

and there is an absolutely massive harem

>>136433686
Naruto fits

>>136433718
You should because it's correct

>>136433682
>asura cryin
No, it's somewhat recent

pink haired stalker dont let his victim rest not even after her death

>>136430608
gib answer faggot

>>136433868
Shiki

the best quote to describe this show is as follows: " I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY MIND VAGINA!"

>>136433740
God, is it popular? Am I too new?
I'm killing myself over this, anon

>>136433925
correct, i did it too easy anyway

Delivering mail has never been so intense!

>>136433975
It is very popular. Although its not recent.

cute space warrior is trapped on sea earth for ever

No life loser gets employed along with his sister to perform funeral services.

Italian sisters ride a giant fish.

>>136434059
gargantia?

>>136434056
school rumble?

>>136434129
Older

>>136434095
yes
>>136434056
God Only Knows?

>>136434170
yeezus.

>>136433740

Index? It's be about 10,000+ girls.

Nice banter

>>136434193
>>136434195
>>136434230
No.

older.

It attracted hordes of crossboarders and is partially responsible for the decrease in the quality of this board.

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Japanese people trying to write a Victorian romance novel.

>>136433269
nope

>>136434384
I have no idea what it is but the premise already makes we want to know it

>>136434377
KLK? OPM?

Code Geass if your really going back

Bunch of stoned men but there is no Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Main Heroine is retarded. Everything<Panties

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>>136433203
Nocoume

>>136434314
tenchi muyo

>>136434571
Correct.

>>136434579
Close.

But older still.

>>136434384
ef?

former assassin travels city wooing ladies for information for a crime organization

Girl who has weird hallucination trips and guy who can talk to multiple copies of himself get together. There's also Incest

MC is a girl who has a best friend who's a lesbian. Also there's magic.

>>136434606
Ranma 1/2
Because Ranma best girl?

>>136429616
Kuroshitsuji

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>>136434767
You got it!

MC is a fucking hacker and then tries to kill someone because of virtual rape.

>>136429616
Zankyou no Terror?

>>136434794

>best girl only around half the time

I see what you did there

>>136434757

Fate/Lesbo-loli edition?

Yuri cyborgs

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>>136434794
FINALLY GODDAMN
I feel so dumb now, I love this show

>>136434757
Card Captor Sakura

>>136434794
Good one

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>>136434922
Bingo.

>>136434893
pandora

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>>136435013
yep

Forced animation

>>136435074
your favorite anime

autistic boy with girl's name kills hundreds of people during temper tantrum

idol goes to a school in hicktown

>>136435102
nourin

>>136435089
No.

>>136432750
First one is Yu Yu Hakusho

>>136435153
correct

>>136432221
3. pupipo

puberty and non cancerous growths

Hentai seiyuu voices pure main girl

>>136427251
A tomato eats some food to become a salad.

>>136435223
>pupipo
That took a long-ass time but yes.

A group of four degenerates comprised of a retard, a midget, a clueless delinquent, and a lesbian go around being a nuisance to the town.

>>136435502
scooby doo

A man goes blind to save a brainwashed hooker.

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>>136435623

2 NEETS become king

>>136435774
ngnl

>>136435774
>NGNL

>>136435623
underrated post

A group of homosexuals attempt to court a girl

Local girl fists malicious gods and other little girls into submission.

>>136435814
>>136435822
I made it too easy didn't I

>>136431363
Ping pong

A wimpy fish travels through time and gets shot a lot in the process.

Two manchildren invite kids to their apartment and make them roll around in cold sloppy food to win prizes.

>ima buy a mall
>just to show you fuckers
>how much more i have in stall

The MC fights a patriot with the power of maths

>>136431206
Texhnolyze nigga

>>136432948
Sam flam?

>>136435623
I was having a bit of a shitty day today. Thanks for the laugh anon

A bunch of people fight a guy for his number.

>>136435695
Speed Grapher?

Best girl dies half way through after only knowing her for 6 episodes.

>>136436066
Mirai Nikki

>>136436066
Afro Samurai?

>>136436113
Garo

>>136435623
hilarious

>>136427251
MC chooses. Repeatedly.

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>>136435623

FUCK

>>136436154
noucome

>>136436071
Yep!

>>136435695
darker than black

>>136427251
what's the sauce of the anime?

>>136436117
>>136436133
Nope.

>>136436285
Japan

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A genius psychopath and a rainstorm manage to fuck over an entire town.

A suave aristocrat plots his revenge against the family responsible for forcing him to wear a mask, while being cockblocked at every turn by a righteous brat who just refuses to die.

There are two correct answers

>>136436499
Code Geass

>>136436530
One down

>>136432750
Third is Baccano.

>>136433166
Hint: Blue haired man on the other side of the universe suceeds at everything with little effort.
Except living.

>>136436722
The second part makes me think of Arc-V, but the first part doesn't match.

>>136436606
Give us some hints to the second

>>136436894
How was it similar to Arc-V?

>>136436981
Yugo is undefeated and a Dragon with a broken effect, while Yuya is stuck in ZETSOBU loop.

some guys play rock and roll and save japan from mind control

>>136436499
arslan senki

>>136437043
Yugo has blue hair? It's more of black and purple.

Birds and sex cults ruin everything

>>136437061
20th century boys

>>136436943
Let's just say that Code Geass owes its existence to the other.

I honestly thought CG would be guessed second, but maybe I spend too much time on /m/

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>>136437073
That's Yuto. Yugo is the banana-sonic hybrid.
Yuya-Yuto-Yugo-Yuri in that order.

>>136437126
Nope

Whacky Racers

>>136437129
Gundam then.

>>136437135
Oh, thanks. But I don't think Yugo succeeds at everything with little effort. Not to mention he didn't succeed at living.

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>>136437305
Yuto was the one who died, not Yugo. Yugo killed Yuto after the eggplant got his ass handed to him.
Yugo effortlessly beats everyone because his dragon is OP for the show.

>>136437268
Yecca.

The most amusing part is that I began typing >>136436499 with MSG in mind, and about half way through I realized I was also describing Geass.

He's gonna be late for dinner.

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>>136437378
What are you talking about anon?
DICHROIC MIRROR is totally fair! Its not like it has an even stronger upgrade that literally can't be killed because no one runs basic traps like Mirror Force...oh wait

>>136436146
Nah, she liked ear muffs

boy couldnt play piano anymore until he met this girl

>>136432749
Ranma 1/2

>>136437649
your lie in april

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>>136437690
Yep

somebody already go it, but I'm still going to post Ranma

>>136431206
Phantom requiem

the shenanigans of six brothers