>you will never teach Saber how to swim
Why even live?
>All these people claiming their Saber is best
Anons, anons, let's not fight. All Saberfaces are god tier beauties.
But she's impure.
Anon, this might be a Saber thread, but no shitting on Rin. We can be polite here about differences between Sabers and Rins.
You should start a family with vanilla Saber if only to see Mordred lose her shit and try her best to impress Arturia.
Notice how Saberposters are usually civil and well-mannered while Rin/Riderposters are the ones throwing their shit everywhere?
Decent enough illustration of the difference between the girls, actually.
Nah, by that point she had gotten plowed in the shed by Shirou and Rin.
>Before she realized it, an unknown magus was standing behind her.
>"You will not be human once you take hold of the sword."
>He also said she would be resented by all humanity and die a miserable death.
>She could not have been without fear, because the magus showed her the end she would face if she took the sword.
>But that just made the girl more determined. She nodded firmly, even when she was shown her future.
>The magus asks her if she is really fine with that.
>"Many people were smiling. I do not believe it will be a mistake."
I want to hug Saber tightly and tell her there's absolutely nothing wrong with her dream,
>>Before she realized it, an unknown magus was standing behind her.
>>"You will not be human once you take hold of the sword."
>"Also, I may or may not give you a dick because it amuses me."
Saberfaces are for tender loving, not fucking
>Rin is ugly
She's canonically the best looking girl in the whole school, and even Saber wants Rin.
>Rin is bad at fighting
She killed Berserker once in the Fate route, and could have killed Caster if Soichiro hadn't intervened. Both are accomplishments far greater than most mages.
>Rin isn't nice
Rin isn't nice to Shirou, and only when he's being a dumbass. Rin is nice to people who are worth being nice to.
>Have a Kid with Saber
>Through Shenanigans Mordred appears intending to finish what she started.
>She meets her little brother and sister
>Mordered tells the child who she is
>'Does that mean you're my big sister?'
>Mordred is flustered as the child hugs her leg
>'I have a big sister!'
>Mordred Face Turns
How does this make you feel?
My nigga, suit saber truly is the best
And now the Sakurashits have arrived.
Unsure, I only had one. But it's definitely in there. Gilles, Lancelot et al prioritise "Saber-looking" characters (Jeanne, Saber, Mordred, etc.).
>People actually prefer Rin and Saber's childlike body over a nicely developed girl.
>Stick dick in Sakura's pussy
>A worm bites it off
Saber has washboard chest and a flat ass, how does anyone find her attractive?
>Stop posting waifus I don't like
This isn't a hugbox faggot.
The wormfaggots have arrived. Well it was nice to have a civil Fate thread, but such things don't last on /a/.
Not my problem that your waifu is shit.
>Saber would be more fun to be with.
You can't be this stupid, Saber is a single minded girl that wants to do one thing and eat food. Sakura on the other hand is a girl that will want to pamper you and will get involved in what you enjoy.
>people in this thread unironically like a rhino faced girl
Because Saberfaces are delicate and soft
A few have plot-reasons to be Saberface. Mordred is Saber's "clone", and Saber had to be mistaken in F/Z for Jeanne D'arc for Caster's sake.
>You'll never play video games with these three beauties + GARcher
I wonder how it feels like to start a family with saber
>you will never have beautiful blonde haired children with Saber
Because every historical figure ever was a Saber. Really, check your college textbooks. Also Akira was in every historical picture for some reason.
She would've been a cowtitted milf it wasn't for Avalon tho
I didn't vote for that face.
no one know about Cutenhildr
Everyone should know about her and love her!!
One day hopefully, if only for this scene.
Since this is a Saber thread and I am a Saber-fag, does anyone know of a good place to get a Saber daki? My only option right now seems to be finding good pics and getting a custom one.
I've looked at the sites they suggest but haven't found anything. Back to scourging for some good pictures.
>this degree of shittaste exists
I want it primarily for the romance, but there're also things like:
>Rider VS Saber rooftop battle
>Overedge Archer VS Berserker
>Gilgamesh VS Saber
>The basement scene
>A chance to fix the awful pacing
Saber only had sex with her husbando though, that still makes her pure.
how do Saber fans feel about the fact that she's basically asexual in canon? Does it make her hard to fantasize about knowing she would be completely unsexy about the whole process?
>not loving Nero
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
>Waifufags want love not fuck.
that's true. i can't even fug mai waifu cuz she's a robot so.
>tfw virgin and my waifu would have to teach me about making love
Goddamn reality. I'll be out of here and by her side some day.
look man, i've gone out there, and i've fucked girls, and you know what
it fucked me up inside. the judging, dude. the whole time, she is judging you, you have to satisfy her or what's the point, and when you don't, it lingers on your mind and fucks you up.
now i jerk off into a high quality sock and i don't miss real women at all. it's not worth the hassle.
>liking Whore of Babylon
>one's a shit tier traitor knight
>other is a massive STD filled slut
The difference is pretty big.
and worst NP... seriusly it was THAT hard to give her some goddamnt double cut sword with , i don't know, maybe the bless of her loved Mars AND NOT GIVE HER THAT SHITTY THING?
Saber is the worst girl.
Rider is the best girl and absolute perfection.
Bad news, son. You have the worst shit taste possible. You should kill yourself or you can do the following.
Try to read Hollow Ataraxia, you fucking secondary. After that, you will automatically admit Rider is the best girl. If you're still going to deny the objective truth, then you're just retarded.
I hate this saberface meme. And we should give the word saber a more clear definition, like Arturia and Arturia clones would be clearer.
Also decide which of the Saber's you love. You can only love one.
Yeah you should continue, there's more to it than Arcueid in Tsukihime.
From there you should have unlock Akiha's route which will unlock Hisui's route and so on for Kohaku.
Ciel's route is alright too, but the first half is the same as arc's aside from 2-3 scenes.
FSN girls objective ranking:
Illya > Rin > Saber > Sakura
You know that as soon as its scanned your gonna bust out your lube and all the little traditions you do before you want to have a god-tier fap, only the find the doujin is disappointing or sub-par to your expectations, right?
Just for clarification, it's not like that they aren't fertile. Problem is compatibility between human and servant bodies. It's similar like case with body transplantation (remember Archer's arm).
Mordred is obvious, Nero was to capitalize on the Seiba brand for Extra while not being more of the same, Lily used to be an alt costume that got traction in the fanbase, Jeanne isn't really that similar but plot said she's seibaface, Takeuchi drew Okita because people were complaining he drew too many Seibafaces, MHX was for April Fool's where Seiba Original Flavor went on a quest to destroy the clones, Seiba Lion was for a comedy bit as well, etc.
>possessing human body (Jeanne's case)
"Does Sieg want to impregnate me?"
Yeah, that scene was simply gold.
This. It was a rather innocuous thing at first; Mordred beign a Saberclone was 100% justified BECAUSE she is a clone. It made perfect sense in-story.
Red Saber/Nero was there because they wanted a Saber in Extra but iirc they also wanted a twist where she looked like Arthuria but was someone else.
It spiralled out of control from there...
Does this look like the face that would give mercy to the Saxtons?
>That feel when Boudicca design still sucks
Will Medea ever get the love she deserves?
>Being this mad over the kawaii king of the britons
I knew it the stank wasn't far off.
>Is that a real, translated scene?
Scene is real, but not translated yet.
Sieg in this scene sees mother with child, and ask Jeanne whether servants can have children. Her answer is more less this >>136357594
On which Sieg reacts with relief on his face. Jeanne misinterpret that and say sentence above, which surprise Sieg and he end with spitting coffee.
Scene happens on end of Volume 4.
You better watch yourself or the King of the Wild will have you as her next meal.
Taiga is best girl. She deserves more love.
Seriously, Fate route has its issues, but its also the route with the most potential, and seeing as we are now post F/Z, UBW animes, a fate readaptation would provide not only a better understanding of sabers past, because seriously, F/Z didnt even go deep into sabers past, while UBW only showed one fucking scene of it, a new Fate route anime could present a better route without the pacing issues and, despite understanding that the "you're a gurhl" comments are said because shirou feels the need to not see saber hurt, those should be replaced with something more fitting, it could also expand characters like kirei in regards to rin and iliya to shirou and saber because of their parents.
And lets not forget the legitimately good fights, like saber vs rider in the skyscrapper, saber vs gil, but also the offscreen fights, like properly adapting archer vs berserker, with the overedge shit and 6 or more lives that archer takes, the gil vs lancer fight and the gil vs assassin and kuzuki fight thats mentioned in HA, maybe even change some things about the second berserker fight so that the caliburn thing is less of an asspull, like archer taking more lives than just 6.
A proper church basement scene with the orphans, where both saber and shirou reach some kind of answer about their lives, and a probable adaptation of Last Episode would be awesome.
also listening to Yume no Owari in a anime would be amazing
and hate the romance all you want but the RN replacement of the second eroge scene is the most romantic shit in the entire VN.
>Shirou calling Saber, Arturia...
>Sword rests in her sheet
>talking separated by the sliding door
>kissing under the moonlight
>sleeping together in the same futon and handholding under the covers
That's actually not as bad as I was expecting.
Rising up to getting stomped under the bootheel of a totalitarian super state.
He's a fuckup and his believers are fuckups believing desperately in a fuckup.
She is a good girl.