Her genetic predisposition towards becoming a specialist and not having to go the Yozuru route to do it.
While it would be cool for her to go around destroying oddities with the Rainy Devil arm. It sorta goes against what Monogatari stands for and counters the fact that she's the kind of person who can Oshino an oddity away by talking it into giving up which even Shinobu recognizes as a unique trait.
So true. Crab best girl
The fact that in a couple years
> she will end up getting drunk and flirting with Koyomi a little too much.
> crab girl responds with tipsily making sex with Koyomi in front of monkey
> crab NTR's monkey
> Koyomi ain't even mad
If this isn't a doujin can it be?
Is NTR ok if it's girl against girl?
You are now aware Kanbaru has had long hair for every season of Monogatari bar Bakemonogatari.
You are now aware that this series ia one of the rare ones where the girls change hairstyle every year but still remain recognisable.
Meanwhile, every other anime relies on the trope of characters looking exactly the same even when they were kids.
It wasn't that short in Nise though. Nise is where it gets mentioned that her hair has grown significantly because "her hair is ero"
Also when exactly the end of one scene has short-haired Kanbaru, I find the statement is still valid given 99.99% of the arc is still long haired Kanbaru.
Oh that one. And then the continuation is Crab still loving Koyomi over Kanbaru even after being broken by futacock.
And then Kanbaru gets petty vengeance by fucking the Fire Sisters.
That was a weird doujin. I prefer the simple ones with Koyomi fucking Kanbaru in the ass, really.
Not really a lack of interest, I think. She's pretty bluntly lesbian but Durararagi is the one guy she seems to be okay with making an exception for.
On a semi-related note
>rrragi shows up in Hana and chats with Kanbaru
>doesn't mention Gahara
>Kanbaru doesn't mention Gahara to him either
>earlier on after Kanbaru meets Devil for the first time she texts him about getting groped instead of Gahara
did something happen to her?
I hope so, Gahara is shit
There is no best thing. All of her is perfect.
How soft are Monkey's hugs?
Yes. Ponytail Kanbaru is a close second.
This doujin has Araragi and Monkey having sex while Crab is listening over the phone. It's a fucking crime it's never been scanned.
She seems more like she's trying to protect Crabs purity by offering her body in crabs place. Her interest in Araragi D is to prevent it from defiling Crab.
I've only watched up to Neko though so if that changes then I have yet to watch it.
Eh, I like long haired Kanbaru better anyway. She may be a tomboy, but tomboys are even better when they don't necessarily look like tomboys.
I won't stoop to asking for a link, but any tips on what I should search for?
>It's a fucking crime it's never been scanned.
It think I remember jacking off to this one
Crab used to be good but went sour past Bake. She almost ruined Koimonogatari entirely, but thankfully based Kike was there to save the arc
But that's how I found it, can't you guess the one from the covers?
Or you could just read them all.
I'm sorry anon, but I suffer from a severe case of mental retardation.
But that's gone after Hana so it's all good.
This is how internet legends start.
i want monkey to be my friend, then my best friend, and then my lover. and then my wife. we won't have sex until marriage, and i will tease the monkey every day in a sexual way so that she will go completely apeshit and fuck my brains out during wedding night.
I just want her to be my best friend
if she's your best friend, she will have a lover other than you. and you wont stay her best friend, because the way kanbaru's personality is, she will most likely also be best friends with her partner.
That's what I want. I want her to be my best friend, but we occasionally fuck purely for physical reasons.
And before anybody says that would never happen in real life, this is why I watch anime.
And since when is Araragi opposed to incest?
>And before anybody says that would never happen in real life, this is why I watch anime.
I can't imagine going any further than just the usual teasing she does with rararagi, I think she'd break my dick
Plus you're stuck in the 'never actually in a relationship' position which really sucks
most of the times when this happens, even when both of them share the same feelings, the relationship becomes unhealthy. if you have sex and lots of intimacy before you are a couple and before you develop feelings for each other, the timing is off. have you ever been in a relationship?
i have been here since 09, and last year in october i had my first relationship ever at age 28. i also had my first kissu. two months later exactly on christmas eve she broke up with me.
thank god we didnt we have sex, i'm still somehow pure.
/a/nons, even if you are ronery as fuck, trust me a gf is not worth it. she is not worth your purity. i will go back to 2D and stick with it from now on, i hope you forgive me.
While you speak wisdom, your normalfaggotry should not be tolerated.
I agree with this
3D is too high maintenance
What does this mean?
It's normal enough, and that's what matters.
I had a gf of 2 years last year. Waifu material. Video games, anime, etc. Cheated on her. Felt bad. Broke up.
I'm OK with my 2d girls and a sock for now, but dude, 3d has its perks...
It's either her playful personality or her ass, I can't decide.
>i have literally no idea what muscles are
Do you think bodybuilders in the single digit percentage body fat, dehydrated and flexing is how muscles usually look?
Hit the gym tubby.
It looks so deliciously awkward.
>tumblr tier feminist
Monkey is way too insecure to be shoving her opinions down other people's throats.
she dtf and wont tell yo main bitch.
>one hundred and sixty-two replies
>not a single post about her voice
Good sure, great even.
But best? That's a tough one with so many best features about her.