What's the best thing about monkey?

Her Monkey Magic.

>>136295044
her proportions

>>136295044
Monkey has real pussy

>>136295044
Her genetic predisposition towards becoming a specialist and not having to go the Yozuru route to do it.
While it would be cool for her to go around destroying oddities with the Rainy Devil arm. It sorta goes against what Monogatari stands for and counters the fact that she's the kind of person who can Oshino an oddity away by talking it into giving up which even Shinobu recognizes as a unique trait.

She is a girl you could be bros with due to tomboy status, but unlike actual tomboys that always turn out to be turbo lesbians, she might be willing to give you a hummer now and then.

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>>136295044
Her taste.

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what is this monkey implying?

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do all monkeys have ears this big?

Animal cleverness, a sense for the supernatural, extremely loyal, good taste in women, nice ass.

Miyukichi.

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>>136295257
So true. Crab best girl
>>136295044
The fact that in a couple years
> she will end up getting drunk and flirting with Koyomi a little too much.
> crab girl responds with tipsily making sex with Koyomi in front of monkey
> crab NTR's monkey
> Koyomi ain't even mad

If this isn't a doujin can it be?
Is NTR ok if it's girl against girl?

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>>136295044
Her backstory.

>>136295771
I wonder if she has monkey like dexterity with those feet...

Does she ever wash her hands?

>>136295269
Do a recording of you fucking me from behind, I want the memory to last.

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>>136295044
Everything.

>>136297339
spats are miraculous

what anime is this?

>>136298433
Okane ga Nai

>>136297339
Ponytail Kanbaru is 10/10

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You are now aware Kanbaru has had long hair for every season of Monogatari bar Bakemonogatari.

>>136298790
Her hair were still short in Nise, and she cut hem again at the end of Hana.

You are now aware that this series ia one of the rare ones where the girls change hairstyle every year but still remain recognisable.

Meanwhile, every other anime relies on the trope of characters looking exactly the same even when they were kids.

>>136299333
They also wear different clothes across the series

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>>136299313
It wasn't that short in Nise though. Nise is where it gets mentioned that her hair has grown significantly because "her hair is ero"

Also when exactly the end of one scene has short-haired Kanbaru, I find the statement is still valid given 99.99% of the arc is still long haired Kanbaru.

>>136299729
I did not diagree with you, you were still right

>>136295044
Her lack of interest in Ararararagi despite being okay with him fucking her.

>>136299959
>lack of interest

>>136295769
It was a doujin, but it ended with with Monkey punching Koyomi into paraplegia, growing a futa cock and raping Crab.

>>136300001
Oh that one. And then the continuation is Crab still loving Koyomi over Kanbaru even after being broken by futacock.
And then Kanbaru gets petty vengeance by fucking the Fire Sisters.
That was a weird doujin. I prefer the simple ones with Koyomi fucking Kanbaru in the ass, really.

>>136299959
Not really a lack of interest, I think. She's pretty bluntly lesbian but Durararagi is the one guy she seems to be okay with making an exception for.

On a semi-related note
>rrragi shows up in Hana and chats with Kanbaru
>doesn't mention Gahara
>Kanbaru doesn't mention Gahara to him either
>earlier on after Kanbaru meets Devil for the first time she texts him about getting groped instead of Gahara
did something happen to her? I hope so, Gahara is shit

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her exhibitionism

>>136295044

She's so generic, there is literally a "monkey" archetype in every other anime with tomboys. \

召し上がれ！

>>136301986
Confirmed for only briefly glancing over the series, if that.

>>136302334

I've watched all of them, it's garbage bro.

>>136302417
>watching 80+ episodes of a series that you actively disliked
why would you do this

>>136295044
Monkeybutt

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>>136295044
There is no best thing. All of her is perfect.

>>136295044
Eyebrows and butt

>>136295044
Her low screen time, she's annoying.

>>136298603
>>136297339
Brother...!

>>136295044
>>136295269

I want to appreciate the proportions but all I can see is that magical bandage.

>>136295044
Her personality.

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How soft are Monkey's hugs?

>>136302470

I've done it before. I'm a reviewer, so I have to. Especially because monogatari's stories are out of order.

>>136303361
>I'm a reviewer
Then post your blog/channel so everyone can have a good laugh.

>>136303253
the softest.

>>136303253
Is Owari Kanbaru the cutest so far?

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>>136303904
Yes. Ponytail Kanbaru is a close second.

>>136295044
Her twintails. Actually all her body, but I really like her hair now.

I want to have sexual relations with Kanbaru Suruga.

What happened to that site where you can rank the characters?

>>136302417
Confirmed for not getting the point.

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I made a monkey

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her good taste

>>136295257
/thread

>>136304419
Cute monkey.

>>136295044
Her shit is probably hairy as fuck

>>136303253
Not very, her body is a tight bundle of hard, toned muscles, with very little soft fat on it. If you want soft, go Hanekawa.

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>>136295769
This doujin has Araragi and Monkey having sex while Crab is listening over the phone. It's a fucking crime it's never been scanned.

>>136295044
Can a lesbian be a tomboy? I thought being a lesbian just made them butch.
I don't know as I usually love tomboys and yet monkey is in the low end of the best girl ranks.

>>136304749
I wish i didn't know this.

>>136304819

>can a lesbian be a tomboy

yes

>>136304819
>Monkey
>lesbian

>>136304933
She states that she is in Bake.

>>136304933

she's a lesbian with a touch of arararararagisexuality

>>136304965
Not anymore, she wants the Arararagi D as much as she want to eat the Crab.

>>136304999
>>136305020
She seems more like she's trying to protect Crabs purity by offering her body in crabs place. Her interest in Araragi D is to prevent it from defiling Crab.

I've only watched up to Neko though so if that changes then I have yet to watch it.

>>136305193
Just accept she is bi.

>>136295044

Is she a faggot or does she want the emo kid's dick?

>>136305379
Yes.

>>136300527
Best monkey one is where Mararagi fucks her while she's talking to her grandmother

>>136305193
>Crabs purity
Not much to protect there

>>136305455
Desaku-ya and Aerodog make the best Monkey doujin.

>>136305455
Good taste.

>>136305539
Is monkey aware that crab was "Walked home gently"?

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>>136298790
Eh, I like long haired Kanbaru better anyway. She may be a tomboy, but tomboys are even better when they don't necessarily look like tomboys.

>>136305455
I won't stoop to asking for a link, but any tips on what I should search for?

>>136305641
I'm pretty sure Crab told her all the details.

>>136305810
She probably made up a few details too.

>>136305760
A monogatari doujinshi with kanbaru in it? There aren't that many.

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>>136304749
>It's a fucking crime it's never been scanned.
Bullshit
It think I remember jacking off to this one

>>136295044
The fact that she went from worst to best.

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>>136305918
On exhentai there are quite a few.

>>136306113
Imagine fucking her ass while she licks your balls

>>136295249
She would totally pick up cute, attention-thirsty sluts like Nadeko and let you join for a threesome all the time.

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>>136295257
Crab used to be good but went sour past Bake. She almost ruined Koimonogatari entirely, but thankfully based Kike was there to save the arc

>>136295249
>>136306351
I want to live with Monkey.

>>136306113
>http://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=bakemonogatari+english+kanbaru&f_apply=Apply+Filter

But that's how I found it, can't you guess the one from the covers?
Or you could just read them all.

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>>136304749
I fucking need this

>>136305964
Lies and slander. panda does nothing. hitomi does nothing either. it was never scanned.

>>136306611
Best part is crab is masturbating while listening

>>136295044
She has a mummied gorilla arm. She basically smells like a rotting nigger. How does anyone find this attractive?

>>136306734
Stop.

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>>136306493
I'm sorry anon, but I suffer from a severe case of mental retardation.

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>>136306762
But that's gone after Hana so it's all good.

>>136305964
>>136306663
This is how internet legends start.

This doujin is not real until someone scan it, and don't you forget.

>>136295769
>tumblr

>>136308084
How Can The Doujins Be Real If The Scans Aren't Real?

>ctrl+f
>anal
>No matches.

Fuck you 4chin

>>136308267
That doujin gave me an anal with tomboy fetish, and i don't like anal.

>>136304749
Must...learn...moonrunes...

i want monkey to be my friend, then my best friend, and then my lover. and then my wife. we won't have sex until marriage, and i will tease the monkey every day in a sexual way so that she will go completely apeshit and fuck my brains out during wedding night.

>>136309150
>implying she wouldn't pin you down before marriage

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>>136309150
I just want her to be my best friend

>>136309449
if she's your best friend, she will have a lover other than you. and you wont stay her best friend, because the way kanbaru's personality is, she will most likely also be best friends with her partner.

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>>136309527
But Araragi is just her bro too

>>136309449
Why not sex friend?

>>136309512
Okay I'll do it for everyone and stain myself.

Sauce ?

>>136309635
sex friend never works out, people cant have sex with each other for a prolonged time without one of them developing feelings for the other

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>>136309635
That's what I want. I want her to be my best friend, but we occasionally fuck purely for physical reasons.

And before anybody says that would never happen in real life, this is why I watch anime.

>>136309614
And since when is Araragi opposed to incest?

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>>136309706
See: >>136309712
>And before anybody says that would never happen in real life, this is why I watch anime.

>>136309706
And that's a bad thing?
>>136309712
There is no real life.

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>>136309635
I can't imagine going any further than just the usual teasing she does with rararagi, I think she'd break my dick

Plus you're stuck in the 'never actually in a relationship' position which really sucks

>>136309701
Artist is Mei. It's not scanned, that's just the sample.

>>136295044
Literally the most unappealing character in this series.

>>136309824
Fuck this gay earth

>>136309786
most of the times when this happens, even when both of them share the same feelings, the relationship becomes unhealthy. if you have sex and lots of intimacy before you are a couple and before you develop feelings for each other, the timing is off. have you ever been in a relationship?

>>136310275
No.

>>136310275

Don't think anyone has been in one at /a/. Kind of what makes an /a/non an /a/non.

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>>136310459
i have been here since 09, and last year in october i had my first relationship ever at age 28. i also had my first kissu. two months later exactly on christmas eve she broke up with me.

thank god we didnt we have sex, i'm still somehow pure.

/a/nons, even if you are ronery as fuck, trust me a gf is not worth it. she is not worth your purity. i will go back to 2D and stick with it from now on, i hope you forgive me.

>>136310617
I hope you learned your lesson, now let the blogging the stop.

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>>136310617
While you speak wisdom, your normalfaggotry should not be tolerated.

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>>136310617
I agree with this

3D is too high maintenance

>>136310836
Who is this handsome young man?

>>136295044
Her arms. God I love girls with hairy arms.

>>136310791
>normalfaggotry
dude i was gfless and kissless until 28. that's not normal i think

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>>136310836
>shake
What does this mean?

>>136311018
It's normal enough, and that's what matters.

>>136310966
>liking any body hair other than pubes
Shit taste.

>>136311056
it says "snake". it literally means snake. see how the s is actually a snake

us monkeyfags should all meet up and beat our monkeys.

>>136311116
Oooooh yeah. That n looks like a h though.

Subtle, Shaft, subtle.

>>136310836
where can I get snake jeans at?

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>>136295044
raincoat

>>136311167
Stop animal cruelty.

>>136311284
Snek store.

>>136308116
Hey man I downloaded like 7 gifs from /a/ during a monogatari thread months ago and never changed filename. Blame the anons before me

Do fem/a/nons like monkey too? or are they all araragisexual

>>136311284
at nadeko's

>>136310617
I had a gf of 2 years last year. Waifu material. Video games, anime, etc. Cheated on her. Felt bad. Broke up.

I'm OK with my 2d girls and a sock for now, but dude, 3d has its perks...

>>136311818
why would you ever cheat on someone? im digusted to even post on the same board as you. subhuman scum, youd probably cheat on your 2D waifu as well

>>136311818
>but dude, 3d has its perks...
Normie lies.

>>136311108
>Not pits and pubes combo for maximum erotic

>>136313351
Pits should be smooth and clean.

>>136313532
Nonsense. Blasphemy. Though I will admit it depends on colour. Lighter colours should be smoother up top.

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>>136295044
It's either her playful personality or her ass, I can't decide.

>>136313351
>>136313532
>>136314458
I feel like I'm the only guy who likes stubble pits.

>>136304627
>muscles are always hard and stiff
Is this the excuse you use to not go to the gym you fatass?

>>136314915
Nah, as the guy arguing for hair stubble is a nice middle ground. Pity it doesn't show up well in doujins.

>>136314963
Muscles trained to the fucking extremes Kanbaru pushes herself to certainly always are.

>>136314915
It sure is better than hairy pits, but i still prefer them smooth and clean.

>>136315168
>i have literally no idea what muscles are
Do you think bodybuilders in the single digit percentage body fat, dehydrated and flexing is how muscles usually look?
Hit the gym tubby.

>>136297339
Yakiniku apron is best

I want to feel her muscles.

>>136295044
>finding a tumblr tier femenist lesbian attractive.

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>>136315884
It looks so deliciously awkward.

>>136316023
>Araragi's sex slave
>tumblr tier feminist lesbian
What?

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>>136316023
>tumblr tier feminist

Monkey is way too insecure to be shoving her opinions down other people's throats.

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>>>136295044
she dtf and wont tell yo main bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pigqsYnjmwk
Which jikai is the best?

>>136303361
>I'm a reviewer
Kill yourself.

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>>136295044
>one hundred and sixty-two replies
>not a single post about her voice

I got lost, which one do I start off next.
I watched Bakemonogatari then Nisemonogatari.

>>136318903
I'd like to think that's something everyone can agree is best, and this thread is about the runner up.

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>>136318903
Good sure, great even.
But best? That's a tough one with so many best features about her.

>>136318903
That's included in everything.
But Sawashiro (in combination with everything else) does raise her from simple greatness to perfection.