Who would win, /a/?
Goku (Resurrection F) Vs. Jesus (New Testament.)
>implying Beerus isn't a million times stronger than the biblical God
You retarded cunts God is merely a subjective term it doesn't mean shit(gods in shingeki no bahamut for instance were barely stronger than average humans). Beerus could destroy entire fucking galaxies while God merely created a planet
>implying sand dwelling primities knew how big the universe really is
Jesus wins for his is omnipotent. Any other answer is either "le funny bait" or blasphemy.
>Implying Jesus is laser proof
>Thinking all Gods are the same.
Well we have proof of the person, just not about his powers
Jesus died from a spear.
Goku almost destroyed the universe with three punches.
Goku wins, faggit.
Bruh, he can resurrect himself without Dragon Balls.
Also, Jesus Lasers.
Jesus resurrected and became one with the Holy Trinity.
Goku got lasered by a grunt
Jesus wins, faggit.
DB Universe is formed of four quadrants.
That universe bigger than ours.
>Implying Goku would die in the fight.
Manga isn't canon. You already said only DBS is canon.
Multiple fucking times.
It's not an unprecedented thing.
Goku is inmune to Godly Mind Control in Xenoverse.
>One true savior of mankind
>In only three days saved the souls of anyone and everyone, who has existed or will exist.
>Came back from death in three days without the help of a dragon
>Has healed the blind and even raised the dead.
>Resisted the temptations of satan himself
>Never committed a single sin
>Infinite wisdom and love/
>People really think Goku even stands a chance
Goku is a consistent, canonical idiot.
He will fight Jesus in base form because he can't detect the holy spirit and shit then gets all the water in his body turned into wine, killing him instantly.
Resurrection of F didn't have that scene.
>Both of them are being considered here.
You can't have both canon. You can only have one canon or the other.
Also Resurrection of F had this Goku.
>Goku (Resurrection F)
>Goku (Resurrection F)
Y'all can't even get your canon straight!
>base form Goku
He did whip thoses jews, which is violence.
And his father is a fucking mass murderer.
>Resurrection F is also the name of the DBS arc, idiot.
You can't have both canon then cherrypick the strongest Goku from either canon.
For example, you can't use manga canon of the universe not being four quadrants and apply it to the DBS canon of Goku going base form first before getting lasered by Sorbet if you're going to discard the movie for having a "weaker" Goku.
Jesus got recked by a Roman Army with lances.
Goku fought with 70% Beerus, who was a Universe+ Buster.
Goku has anti mind hax and anti-transmutation hax because drank the holy water from Karin Tower.
>Jesus of Nazareth;
If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners do the same.
How can androids have babies?
DBS Goku then.
Not thay it matters, Jesus still loses to Cell Saga Goku.
Jesus also resurrected after three days and became more god than man.
Goku's blood is going to turn to wine, yo. He's a canonical idiot who'll always put his guard down consistently.
>Implying Goku wouldn't be able to sense Jesus.
Even if Jesus resurrects, that counts as a win for Goku.
>the idiot Goku who intentionally lowered his guard down and did so before
He lowers his guard down and then Goku turns his blood into wine.
>confusing the holy spirit with god ki
And this is why Christianity leads over Buddhism in followers.
>Goku can't kill Jesus
>Goku ALWAYS puts his guard down.
He would be serious against Jesus because he is a God.
And is Jesus fucking backstabs a martial artist he wouldn't be good ,so it would be out of character.
The only reason Jesus let them kill him was because of his love for you.
He could've come down from the cross at anytime, but he knew that you were worth any pain he had to suffer, even if sometimes you don't think you are.
>He would be serious against Jesus because he is a God.
Like he was serious against Beerus and still lost? Kek.
>DBS Goku then.
>the Goku that's intentionally retarded
lel it's a shorter fight
>Implying Goku would overstimate a God.
>Implying Jesus, God of men, Goodhood incarnate and saviour of the sinned souls would go full sore loser and backstab a martial artist on a friendly match.
Still wouldn't act like a little bitch and backstab someone.
Jesus can't die so he can't lose.
Goku underestimates even gods. That's why he has a terrible solo win-loss record.
Jesus would do anything to save the lost.
Jesus backstabing someone after losing.
>Son of God and perfectly moral and good.
Pretty stupid, sempai.
Name one part of thr bible when Jesus backstabbed someone.
>He can change chasacter if i say so.
He still DIED to them.
Even if he revives, Goku woulf have already killed him, sl he would win.
Not only he has MFTL+ reaction speed and reactions, he is able to destroy the universe.
This post summed my experience in reading the bible perfectly.
Fair enough. I still think the crucifixion was more of a "ritual" for him to be reborn and he manipulated everyone into thinking they won.
If Goku kills Jesus once, he wins.
Jesus has no MFTL+ feats.
Even God had to use 7 days to create stuff, that makes him weaker than domeone that can destroy it in three punches.
He still died.
That gives Goku the win.
Comparing a bunch of soldiers to someone that can blow multiple solar systems with one attack is stupid.
Jesus died to a bunch of soldiers
Goku died to moon busters and Solar System Busters in their respective sagas.
It's no compasiron.
Goku is far above Jesus.
It's JESUS vs Goku.
No God allowed.
Even if God intervened, he did take 7 days to create the universe, when Goku can destroy it with three punches at MFTL speeds.
OP still said Jesus in thr New Testament.
When he was human.
Even if he somehow managed to revive, Goku already won the fight.
yeah. no god to take away his inborn godly powers.
i don't see how that's gonna help goku
> he did take 7 days to create the universe, when Goku can destroy it with three punches at MFTL speeds.
it was actually billions of years.
and our universe is bigger than dbz's, right?
but you know its harder to create than destroy.
2.->Thinking Billions of years are better than destroying the universe in three punches.
Read OP, Jesus in the New Testament gets demolished by Base Goku.
And the universe is of the same size as ours, check Narutoforums or Vs Battles Wiki or the DAO of Dragon Ball.
You do realize Jesus resurrected in the New Testament, right?
Anyways, with that in mind and assuming God is all powerful, Jesus would win.
Finally, my Religious Studies course actually has a use now.
>Implying Goku wouldn't have blitzed Jesus before that.
As stated above, in a battle to the death,it doesnt matter if Jesus revives.
If Jesus dies, Goku wins.
God is actually weaker than Goku in DC and he is not in the fight at all.
Goku still blitzes Jesus.
>Jesus cannot die
What are roman soldiers?
Proof of that?
When did the bible say JESUS (alone) was able to destroy anything?
Even GOD needed to flood the earth to destroy evil humans.
Speaking of the new testament, has anybody read the next volume? I've heard mixed reactions.
There was a Jew who went around preaching calling himself Jesus, and that man did start Christianity. Whether or not you believe he was God is one thing, but the man was real
>The Son of God
>Getting tired of resurrecting
>Ever actually dying to Goku
Loving every laugh.
>I cannot read.
By the end of the New Testament, I mean after he was resurrected. Meaning his humanly form died and he was God. So nah, Goku a shit.
I'm tired of that shit.
Source that shit.
God doesnt exist.
Goku still murders God and Mortal Jesus in Destructive Capacity and Speed alone.
But I'm talking about the immortal Jesus.
Literally not possible. Capacity or speed or whatever, you can't fight against something that can delete you from existence.
>I'm a retard NEET who watches moe all day and I don't know how to google
Do you think the largest religion in the world just happened by accident? Read a book nigger
If you're talking about Lucifer, why would God want to delete him from existence?
>Omnipotent vs non-omnipotent
Oh, I don't know, anon.
Many humans do that everyday. That doesn't mean He will just will them out of existence.
Jesus is God, hence is he omnipotent.
It's common sense. God is meant to be portrayed as all powerful, but also all loving and forgiving.
If He killed Lucifer just for standing up against him, he'll make it seem as if standing against him will mean certain death and doom and all that shit.
Of course if Lucifer stopped being egocentric and was truly, God would've forgiven him.
Sure, if the entirety of the human race were the worst scum ever seen, why not.
Though I don't really believe in many Old Testament stories. I'm sure it's more of the moral or the metaphorical meaning of the story that matters.
god literally said to just not eat this one tiny fucking tree with all the the other bigger juicier trees in the vicinity.
and the fucking stupid ass woman ate it and his beta faggot husband didn't even spank the bitch and he even fucking let himself be pressured to eat it. FUCK
thinking about this angers me
>the religious book giving the details of the religious character is not a good source
It's the original source material.
In truth I'm just recalling what I've learned ages ago in the course I did. As far as religion and all that goes, it should be the truth. That is if you believe me.
>Though I don't really believe in many Old Testament stories. I'm sure it's more of the moral or the metaphorical meaning of the story that matters.
I really hate this meme where theologians have perfect freedom and control to interpret their religious texts and their ability to resolve any and all would-be-contradictions in their position is limited only by their imagination and ability to come up with creative interpretations.
It's like a lawyer finding a loophole in a contract to get his client out of a bind and then pretending that this loophole was totally intentional from the very beginning and not at all something he found by searching.
So why this fuckin faggit put it there in the first place ? He is fucking almighty he could do shit the right way. But Noooooo i need to put this gimmicky tree in this gimmicky setting because fuck you. And then I'm going to pretend that it's all your fault. This is some serious bitch ass pussy faggoting right here. And why i need to suffer for some other shitheads. I never ate this fucking fruit. When you think about it God is SUCH A HUGE ASSHOLE that this is beyond me.
Sorry that you disagree and all, but those were my two pence.
I probably look like I'm spouting shit to a more hardcore Christian, but I don't believe a God that was portrayed as forgiving would kill off most of the human population, for instance.
God is forgiving, yet he is also a vengeful, angry god. He ordered Moses to fucking murder half the Jews after he found them worshiping a false idol. He would've killed all of them himself had he lost his temper, and he told Moses that he would only follow them from a distance because otherwise he would eventually fucking lose it and murder them all.
God also once snuck up on Jacob late one night and jumped his ass, but got his ass whooped.
It coming first also means that there was more time for the stories to be changed in translations.
Just because something is old doesn't mean that it's trustworthy. In fact, it's usually the other way around.
Because he did it for the lolz. Just like that. He doesn't give a fuck, he's omnipotent, he knows everything, he can create life, and this man has to entertain himself somehow, so he does this shit. He just fucks with people because he's bored.
The serious christian would have no qualms saying that we're unable to know God's nature or divine plan and therefore we can't be certain that anything he says or does creates a contradiciton.
Nah. Taking in mind when he cames back he is a full force, and nothing can actually stop the him in the apocalypse when he goes back for a second time to earth, goku doesn't stand a chance.
This. If we go for the DB rules, Jesus could just talk to goku, and make him became his friend. Or admit his defeat.
I mean, Vegeta and Piccolo are example of villains becaming good guys or friends, in the case of Jesus, he would make Jesus his friend.
The one that came back to life like he said he would and died more than once for our sins.
Depends which Jesus.
Catholic Jesus wrecks since he is God
Orthodox I do not know.
Protestant Jesus is bigger than God so he wrecks too.
Muslim Jesus is a little bitch who ran away from the cross.
Real jesus would get wrecked a fuckload more
Jesus, how is this even a question?
Jesus is actually a vampire.
Talks about drinking blood
Killed by a cross
Pale, skinny effeminate body
And judging by OP pic he also sparkles
>Devious desire to control YES
You're fucking retarded. The man was an Anarchist who believed people should have only been governed by morals and not others.
Read a fucking history book some time, you illiterate peasant.
It depends which part of the New Testament we're talking. If its before Jesus ascends into Heaven, then Goku would win. If its after Jesus returns for Rapture, then Jesus wins.
Most Spics and BRs become ISIS-tier religious manics if you joke about their precious Jesus or their beloved Catholicism which is interesting because most of them don't even follow a lot of Jesus/The Church's prohibitions about a lot of things like having promiscuous sex outside marriage, being lazy useless fucks or being drunkards or drug addicts
I know that because I'm a spic living in a spic country
>Tao Pai Pai did that in Goku's face without any sneaking
>Piccolo surrendered in an official fight
>Goku knew SBC would kill him
How did we end up with actual Christians in this thread? It's been blasphemy from the start.
They wouldn't fight, they'd be best bros, drinking beers at the kitchen table while ChiChi makes them dinner
>Cousins asks me if I can draw Goku for them
>Say no because I don't really like drawing Goku that much
>They lose their shit
My shits are completely fucking annihilated right as of this moment.