Who would win, /a/? Goku (Resurrection F) Vs. Jesus (New Testament.)

>implying Goku is real

>>136294262
>implying Jesus ever existed.

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>>136294262
>>136294306

>>136294211
Goku obviously, he could casually kill god as well.

>gokulaser.jpg

Jesus is Laser Proof.

>>136294418
>casually kill a god
>lost his fight against one

Watch the show you're sucking dick with.

Jesus
Love's a seriuos bitch
Kamehameha has nothing to do vs Jesus love

Is this Revelations superhero-Jesus? Do we take claims or feats as Jesus' powerlevel?

>they fight
>Goku lowers his guard at some point
>Jesus attacks and kills him

There we go.

Jesus would social-fu him into oblivion. As far as I remember, dragonball characters aren't resistant to that.

>>136294464
>implying Beerus isn't a million times stronger than the biblical God
You retarded cunts God is merely a subjective term it doesn't mean shit(gods in shingeki no bahamut for instance were barely stronger than average humans). Beerus could destroy entire fucking galaxies while God merely created a planet
>implying sand dwelling primities knew how big the universe really is

>>136294537
>implying Beerus isn't a million times stronger than the biblical God
>can't create shit
>can't even kill all the dinosaurs

Pffft.

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>>136294211
Jesus wins for his is omnipotent. Any other answer is either "le funny bait" or blasphemy.

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>>136294433
>>136294464
>Implying Jesus is laser proof
>Thinking all Gods are the same.

>>136294504
Nope. The only canon Jesus is the prophet Jesus that had Judas take his place in the cross.

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>>136294306
Well we have proof of the person, just not about his powers

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>>136294563
Jesus died from a spear.

Goku almost destroyed the universe with three punches.

Goku wins, faggit.

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>>136294573
Bruh, he can resurrect himself without Dragon Balls.

Also, Jesus Lasers.

>>136294211
Jesus might lose, but his dad (himself), will just resurrect him as many times as needed.

>>136294537
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>>136294504
>>136294532
Goku murders Jesus.

But Madoka murders both.

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>>136294607
Jesus resurrected and became one with the Holy Trinity.

Goku got lasered by a grunt

Jesus wins, faggit.

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>>136294651
Already disproved.

DB Universe is formed of four quadrants.

That universe bigger than ours.

>>136294211
Jesus turns Goku's blood to wine

FCKIN WREKT SONnnnnnn, No defense against it.

As Goku has a good soul, he would take one look at Jesus and follow him as a disciple. So, I guess Jesus "wins".

>>136294655
Jesus saves states.

He broken as fuck. He turns them both into his brainwashed disciples, making him the King of Kings.

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>>136294622
>Implying Goku would die in the fight.

>>136294211
>Turns Goku's wine to blood
>Goku twitches and squirms painfully before dying as his all his orifices ooze wine

Jesus - 1
Goku - 0

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>>136294677
>Already disproved.

Manga isn't canon. You already said only DBS is canon.

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>>136294675
BASE FORM
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Jesus can turn water into wine, and bread into more bread.

Its obvious.

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>>136294722
Multiple fucking times.

It's not an unprecedented thing.

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>>136294701
Goku is inmune to Godly Mind Control in Xenoverse.

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>One true savior of mankind
>In only three days saved the souls of anyone and everyone, who has existed or will exist.
>Came back from death in three days without the help of a dragon
>Has healed the blind and even raised the dead.
>Resisted the temptations of satan himself
>Never committed a single sin
>Infinite wisdom and love/
>People really think Goku even stands a chance

>>136294736
I said Resurrection F.

Both of them are being considered here.

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>>136294749
Goku is a consistent, canonical idiot.

He will fight Jesus in base form because he can't detect the holy spirit and shit then gets all the water in his body turned into wine, killing him instantly.

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>>136294809
Resurrection of F didn't have that scene.

>Both of them are being considered here.

You can't have both canon. You can only have one canon or the other.

Also Resurrection of F had this Goku.

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>>136294776
>Xenoverse

see: >>136294211
>Goku (Resurrection F)

>>136294749
>BASE FORM

see: >>136294211
>Goku (Resurrection F)

Y'all can't even get your canon straight!

>>136294211
Goku is just the author fucking with your head and making him as overpowered as he wants. Jesus actually existed and did more to change the world than fictional Goku.

Goku, no. The actual Sun Wukong could win, since he ascended to Buddhahood.

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>>136294749
>Resurrection F
>base form Goku

lel nope

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>>136294798
He did whip thoses jews, which is violence.

And his father is a fucking mass murderer.

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>>136294909
>Jesus Existed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136294952
>>136294908
>>136294864

Resurrection F is also the name of the DBS arc, idiot.

>>136294818
How so?
He can detect God Ki.

>>136295100
>Resurrection F is also the name of the DBS arc, idiot.

You can't have both canon then cherrypick the strongest Goku from either canon.

For example, you can't use manga canon of the universe not being four quadrants and apply it to the DBS canon of Goku going base form first before getting lasered by Sorbet if you're going to discard the movie for having a "weaker" Goku.

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>>136294764
Guys.

Stop trolling.

Jesus got recked by a Roman Army with lances.

Goku fought with 70% Beerus, who was a Universe+ Buster.

Goku has anti mind hax and anti-transmutation hax because drank the holy water from Karin Tower.

>>136295100
>god ki
>holy spirit

Read the bible, secondary.

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>Jesus of Nazareth;
If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners do the same.
>Goku
How can androids have babies?

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>>136295141
DBS Goku then.

Not thay it matters, Jesus still loses to Cell Saga Goku.

>>136295158
Jesus also resurrected after three days and became more god than man.

Goku's blood is going to turn to wine, yo. He's a canonical idiot who'll always put his guard down consistently.

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>>136295172
>Implying Goku wouldn't be able to sense Jesus.

Anon. Pls.

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>>136295207
Even if Jesus resurrects, that counts as a win for Goku.

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>>136295195
>the idiot Goku who intentionally lowered his guard down and did so before

He lowers his guard down and then Goku turns his blood into wine.

Goku dies.

>>136295235
>confusing the holy spirit with god ki

And this is why Christianity leads over Buddhism in followers.

>>136295235
>Implying Jesus wouldn't want Goku to sense him

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>>136295270
>Goku can't kill Jesus
>he "wins"

lel nope

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>>136295207
>Goku ALWAYS puts his guard down.

No.
He would be serious against Jesus because he is a God.

And is Jesus fucking backstabs a martial artist he wouldn't be good ,so it would be out of character.

>>136294211
Jesus transforms all water in Goku's body into wine. Goku dies instantly.

>>136295158
The only reason Jesus let them kill him was because of his love for you.
He could've come down from the cross at anytime, but he knew that you were worth any pain he had to suffer, even if sometimes you don't think you are.

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>>136295310
>No.

Yes.

>He would be serious against Jesus because he is a God.

Like he was serious against Beerus and still lost? Kek.

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>>136295195
>DBS Goku then.
>the Goku that's intentionally retarded

lel it's a shorter fight

>>136295387
>>136295342
>>136295337
Jesus wouldn't backstab Goku.

It's out of character.

>>136294989
Reading the Bible, Jesus is a snarky bastard at times, too. It's pretty funny.

>>136295387
>Implying Goku would overstimate a God.
>Implying Jesus, God of men, Goodhood incarnate and saviour of the sinned souls would go full sore loser and backstab a martial artist on a friendly match.

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>>136295895
Still wouldn't act like a little bitch and backstab someone.

>>136295324
Goku is inmune to transmutation.

>>136295308
Jesus wouldn't backstab someone like a sore loser.

>>136296010
Jesus can't die so he can't lose.

>>136295917
Goku underestimates even gods. That's why he has a terrible solo win-loss record.

>>136295876
Jesus would do anything to save the lost.

>>136296045
OP never stated it was a fight to thr death.

>>136295948
Read the bible, secondary piece of shit.

Even atheists know more about the bible than you.

>>136296071
If Goku doesn't kill Jesus, then he loses.

Jesus piledrives Gook through a burning table.

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>>136296045
Jesus backstabing someone after losing.

>Son of God and perfectly moral and good.

Pretty stupid, sempai.

>>136296045
>anything to save the lost.
Judas says hi.

>>136296090
Goku wouls still win Martial Arts wise.

Jesus lost to thr Roman army.

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>>136296090
Name one part of thr bible when Jesus backstabbed someone.

>>136296104
He IS the moral, if he backstabs, backstabbing is moral now.
>>136296130
His enemy wasn't the roman empire nor was it a battle.

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>>136296198
>He can change chasacter if i say so.

Dismissed.

>>136296096
BAH GAWD ALMAHTY

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>>136296198
He still DIED to them.

Even if he revives, Goku woulf have already killed him, sl he would win.

Not only he has MFTL+ reaction speed and reactions, he is able to destroy the universe.

Goku wins.

>>136296299
This post summed my experience in reading the bible perfectly.
>>136296339
Fair enough. I still think the crucifixion was more of a "ritual" for him to be reborn and he manipulated everyone into thinking they won.

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>>136296437
If Goku kills Jesus once, he wins.

Jesus has no MFTL+ feats.
Even God had to use 7 days to create stuff, that makes him weaker than domeone that can destroy it in three punches.

>>136296339
anon dying was part of his and his father's keikaku.

why can't people understand this holy shit.

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>>136296550
He still died.

That gives Goku the win.

Comparing a bunch of soldiers to someone that can blow multiple solar systems with one attack is stupid.

>>136296592
>He still died
So did Goku.

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>>136296630
Jesus died to a bunch of soldiers

Goku died to moon busters and Solar System Busters in their respective sagas.

It's no compasiron.

Goku is far above Jesus.

>>136296592
he pretty much held back you know.
also his father took his godly powers for a few days so he could die, right?
fuck, im not sure.

but the point is, it was on purpose.

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>>136296766
It's JESUS vs Goku.
No God allowed.

Even if God intervened, he did take 7 days to create the universe, when Goku can destroy it with three punches at MFTL speeds.

Goku wins.

>>136296818
Don't some denominations consider Jesus to be God, though?

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>>136296901
OP still said Jesus in thr New Testament.

When he was human.

Even if he somehow managed to revive, Goku already won the fight.

>jesus turns goku's blood into wine
>the lords prayer plays as the credits roll

>>136296818
yeah. no god to take away his inborn godly powers.

i don't see how that's gonna help goku

> he did take 7 days to create the universe, when Goku can destroy it with three punches at MFTL speeds.

it was actually billions of years.
and our universe is bigger than dbz's, right?
but you know its harder to create than destroy.

>>136294306
>>136294262
>>136294211
none of them are real. fuck your shit thread.

>>136296901
Jesus is kind of a god. but he isn't THE GOD, you know what im sayin? it's like he's god's avatar on this universe or something.

I haven't read the LN in a while

>>136297039
every thread on this site is shit.

kill yourself faggot

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>>136296999
1.-Nice trip

2.->Thinking Billions of years are better than destroying the universe in three punches.

Read OP, Jesus in the New Testament gets demolished by Base Goku.

And the universe is of the same size as ours, check Narutoforums or Vs Battles Wiki or the DAO of Dragon Ball.

Goku wins.

>>136294211
Goku.
Jesus got killed by normal human soldiers.

>>136294909
yeah, jesus bringed delicious war to this world, because you know! wars=religion

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>>136296941
You do realize Jesus resurrected in the New Testament, right?
Anyways, with that in mind and assuming God is all powerful, Jesus would win.
Finally, my Religious Studies course actually has a use now.

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>>136296993
>Implying Goku wouldn't have blitzed Jesus before that.

>>136294909
>fictional Goku
Jesus is also fictional

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>mfw people are answering seriously

>>136294211
Pretty sure jesus would just keep making food until goku is too full to fight.

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>>136297154
As stated above, in a battle to the death,it doesnt matter if Jesus revives.

If Jesus dies, Goku wins.

God is actually weaker than Goku in DC and he is not in the fight at all.

>>136297202
both are fictional.

why are people using these as an argument?

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>>136297226
Goku still blitzes Jesus.

ONE PUNCH.

>>136297218
>answering seriously

you really think so?

>>136297229
You can't kill something that can potentially revive and resurrect an indefinite number of times.
And if it's Jesus from the end of the New Testament, he cannot die.

>>136294211
>tumblr

>>136297125
well jeebus can destroy the universe in a snap of a finger.

Atheist redditors pls go and stay go.

>>136297296
Goku continues to kill him until Jesus guys tired of being resurrected

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>>136297296
>Jesus cannot die

What are roman soldiers?

Goku obliterates.

>>136297378
Proof of that?
When did the bible say JESUS (alone) was able to destroy anything?

Even GOD needed to flood the earth to destroy evil humans.

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>>136297296
Speaking of the new testament, has anybody read the next volume? I've heard mixed reactions.

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>>136295065
There was a Jew who went around preaching calling himself Jesus, and that man did start Christianity. Whether or not you believe he was God is one thing, but the man was real

>>136297378
It took the biblical god seven days with break just to create one planet. You really think Jesus can destroy the universe with a snap of a finger?

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>>136297417
>The Son of God
>Getting tired of resurrecting
>Ever actually dying to Goku
Loving every laugh.

>>136297440
>I cannot read.
By the end of the New Testament, I mean after he was resurrected. Meaning his humanly form died and he was God. So nah, Goku a shit.

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>>136297473
I'm tired of that shit.

Source that shit.

God doesnt exist.

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>>136297509
Goku still murders God and Mortal Jesus in Destructive Capacity and Speed alone.

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>>136297592
>Mortal Jesus
But I'm talking about the immortal Jesus.
>Murders God
Literally not possible. Capacity or speed or whatever, you can't fight against something that can delete you from existence.

>>136297559
>I'm a retard NEET who watches moe all day and I don't know how to google

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

Do you think the largest religion in the world just happened by accident? Read a book nigger

>>136297665
>you can't fight against something that can delete you from existence.

God can't even delete satan from existence.

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>>136297739
If you're talking about Lucifer, why would God want to delete him from existence?

>>136297665
>>136297739
Rekt

>>136297811
For defying him and doing the opposite he wants to do.

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>>136294211
>Omnipotent vs non-omnipotent
Oh, I don't know, anon.

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>>136297875
Many humans do that everyday. That doesn't mean He will just will them out of existence.

>>136297875
God is omnipotent, he simply doesn't give a shit, he just wants Lucifer to learn his lesson.

>>136297903
JESUS.

>>136297965
SOURCE.

>>136297932
Sure same God who almost wiped the human race from existence through that flood.

>>136297965
>he simply doesn't give a shit
He sure give a shit when they ate that Fruit.

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>>136298016
Jesus is God, hence is he omnipotent.
>Source
It's common sense. God is meant to be portrayed as all powerful, but also all loving and forgiving.
If He killed Lucifer just for standing up against him, he'll make it seem as if standing against him will mean certain death and doom and all that shit.
Of course if Lucifer stopped being egocentric and was truly, God would've forgiven him.

>>136298076
Sure, if the entirety of the human race were the worst scum ever seen, why not.
Though I don't really believe in many Old Testament stories. I'm sure it's more of the moral or the metaphorical meaning of the story that matters.

>>136298176
I want a source, not your retarded common sense.

Also, OP said Jesus.

Back to reddit with thee.

>>136298117
god literally said to just not eat this one tiny fucking tree with all the the other bigger juicier trees in the vicinity.
and the fucking stupid ass woman ate it and his beta faggot husband didn't even spank the bitch and he even fucking let himself be pressured to eat it. FUCK
FUCKING JUST.

thinking about this angers me

>>136298333
If there's any takeaway from the bible, its avoid women

>Samson got fucked
>some war hero was poisoned
>another war hero was killed by a millstone

>>136298242
>Source
The Bible. And Jesus is God.

>>136295207
Yeah but Jesus kept his wounds. If Goku smashed him into atoms, even resurrection wouldn't do anything worthwhile.

>>136298500
>The Bible
That's not a good source material

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>>136298557
>the religious book giving the details of the religious character is not a good source

>>136294679
Pff before Jesus can do this Goku has killed him 500 TIMES!!!
Speed >>>>> Hocus Pocus bullshit!!!

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>>136298557
It's the original source material.
In truth I'm just recalling what I've learned ages ago in the course I did. As far as religion and all that goes, it should be the truth. That is if you believe me.

>>136294211
Demonbane.

>>136298176
>Though I don't really believe in many Old Testament stories. I'm sure it's more of the moral or the metaphorical meaning of the story that matters.
I really hate this meme where theologians have perfect freedom and control to interpret their religious texts and their ability to resolve any and all would-be-contradictions in their position is limited only by their imagination and ability to come up with creative interpretations.
It's like a lawyer finding a loophole in a contract to get his client out of a bind and then pretending that this loophole was totally intentional from the very beginning and not at all something he found by searching.

>>136294211
canon jesus cant die in any way that strays from the prophesy so goku cant kill him

>>136298333
So why this fuckin faggit put it there in the first place ? He is fucking almighty he could do shit the right way. But Noooooo i need to put this gimmicky tree in this gimmicky setting because fuck you. And then I'm going to pretend that it's all your fault. This is some serious bitch ass pussy faggoting right here. And why i need to suffer for some other shitheads. I never ate this fucking fruit. When you think about it God is SUCH A HUGE ASSHOLE that this is beyond me.

>>136298942
Sorry that you disagree and all, but those were my two pence.
I probably look like I'm spouting shit to a more hardcore Christian, but I don't believe a God that was portrayed as forgiving would kill off most of the human population, for instance.

>>136299177
But the old testament came first. If anything, isn't it the new testament you shouldn't believe?

>>136299177
God is forgiving, yet he is also a vengeful, angry god. He ordered Moses to fucking murder half the Jews after he found them worshiping a false idol. He would've killed all of them himself had he lost his temper, and he told Moses that he would only follow them from a distance because otherwise he would eventually fucking lose it and murder them all.

God also once snuck up on Jacob late one night and jumped his ass, but got his ass whooped.

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>>136299240
It coming first also means that there was more time for the stories to be changed in translations.
Just because something is old doesn't mean that it's trustworthy. In fact, it's usually the other way around.

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>>136298964
Because he did it for the lolz. Just like that. He doesn't give a fuck, he's omnipotent, he knows everything, he can create life, and this man has to entertain himself somehow, so he does this shit. He just fucks with people because he's bored.

>>136299297
The serious christian would have no qualms saying that we're unable to know God's nature or divine plan and therefore we can't be certain that anything he says or does creates a contradiciton.

Goku would smash jesus into a bleeding pulp, thus making jesus the victor.

>>136298959
goku can't die either, he always gets revived by the dragon balls

>>136299365
I know right. Fuck that guy.

>>136299692
Goku wins, then.

>>136300806
Nope. Bad guy wins, unfortunately. He's still omnipotent.

>>136300806
He kicks Goku ass and that laughs at you, and asks "U mad ?" because he is a dick.

>>136296539
Nah. Taking in mind when he cames back he is a full force, and nothing can actually stop the him in the apocalypse when he goes back for a second time to earth, goku doesn't stand a chance.

>>136296592
>>136296699
Yeah, he died because it was part of his plan. He gave up. He never put on a fight.
That's the whole point of the story, sacrifice himself to save humanity.

>>136294532
>>136294655
This. If we go for the DB rules, Jesus could just talk to goku, and make him became his friend. Or admit his defeat.
I mean, Vegeta and Piccolo are example of villains becaming good guys or friends, in the case of Jesus, he would make Jesus his friend.

here a censored video from a brazilian youtuber.

he did this and nearly got this channel deleted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3jwBCufzhM

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The one that came back to life like he said he would and died more than once for our sins.

>>136294211
Jesus.

>>136294211

Depends which Jesus.

Catholic Jesus wrecks since he is God
Orthodox I do not know.
Protestant Jesus is bigger than God so he wrecks too.

Muslim Jesus is a little bitch who ran away from the cross.

Real jesus would get wrecked a fuckload more

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>>136294211
Jesus, how is this even a question?

Well this is a Christian board /a/non-kun

>>136304150
Yes.

Goku beats them both.

>>136304235
This is a Japanese imageboard.

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Jesus is actually a vampire.

Undead
Talks about drinking blood
Killed by a cross
Pale, skinny effeminate body
And judging by OP pic he also sparkles

>>136294211
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>>136297708
>Do you think the largest religion in the world just happened by accident?
Accident NO
Devious desire to control YES

>>136294211
here is a better one Op. Goku vs Muhammed. who would make the biggest explotions?

Didn't we already fucking do this thread?

>>136304675
>Devious desire to control YES

You're fucking retarded. The man was an Anarchist who believed people should have only been governed by morals and not others.

Read a fucking history book some time, you illiterate peasant.

>>136294211
It depends which part of the New Testament we're talking. If its before Jesus ascends into Heaven, then Goku would win. If its after Jesus returns for Rapture, then Jesus wins.

>>136302620

Most Spics and BRs become ISIS-tier religious manics if you joke about their precious Jesus or their beloved Catholicism which is interesting because most of them don't even follow a lot of Jesus/The Church's prohibitions about a lot of things like having promiscuous sex outside marriage, being lazy useless fucks or being drunkards or drug addicts

I know that because I'm a spic living in a spic country

>>136295895
I've started re-reading it recently and you're right. I actually chuckled and some of the shit he said to his bitch ass apostles.

>>136294367
>Being this baited

>>136294306
I think the man existed. Some historians say he did. It's just a question of the myths surrounding him.

Like Shakespeare.

Dragonball deserves the Naruto treatment,just look at this shit

>>136307527
>Most Spics and BRs become ISIS-tier religious manics if you joke about their precious Goku
Ftfy

>>136294211
Well seeing god was a normal human id have to give it to Goku.

>>136294211
they both return from the dead and have plot armor, it just a never ending boring fight with Jesus dyeing repeatedly

>>136294306
>anon doesn't know about historical Jesus
>anon likely doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln

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>>136294818
>consistent
>Tao Pai Pai did that in Goku's face without any sneaking
>Piccolo surrendered in an official fight
>Goku knew SBC would kill him

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How did we end up with actual Christians in this thread? It's been blasphemy from the start.

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>>136294211
They wouldn't fight, they'd be best bros, drinking beers at the kitchen table while ChiChi makes them dinner

>>136294798
You also forgot
>Freed All the souls from Hell after he ascended to heaven.

>>136309531
>Visit Mexico
>Cousins asks me if I can draw Goku for them
>Say no because I don't really like drawing Goku that much
>They lose their shit

My shits are completely fucking annihilated right as of this moment.