Once you make your onii-chan feel good we can talk about games.
If I ever get married (highly unlikely) and have a daughter, I would dress her up in a hamster hoodie. It is the cutest thing ever.
Careful with that edge. I feel sorry for the people who live with you.
>pissing in bottles
>imagine the smell
>hormonal changes, her piss smells like hell
add something to the thread or stop spamming
who has news about the Ebina's spin-off?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Umaru thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" hamster girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a moeshit anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Umarufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SLEEP TIGHT HAMMERS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>still denying to buy geimu
Why are you so mean onii-chan?
Umaru, I have a joystick with which you can play great immersive games that I will fully enjoy!
Go back to where you belong baka hamster
Fuck no you little hamster shit stain. You want a fucking game so bad, go and earn the fucking money needed for a fucking game. Sell yourself or some shit. I'm pretty sure people are into little kids. Jesus fucking christ. You keep this fucking behavior up and I'll send you back home to dad so he can have his way with you.
its just an uneventful comfy dogakobo SoL show but a shitposting cartel committed themselves to ruining everyones opinion and everyones image of the series and at least on here they succeeded in their mission
>Caring about censorship that doesn't actually affect the game
>Especially since the industry has bought altered games since the NES days
/v/ pls go
a Super sayan, a geimu pro, an ufo discovery champion, a gifted girl and other things
a cute female girl and a cute female nugget
the best girl
>Cares for you/wants you to have Fun
>Takes care of you when you're sick
>Brings cute nice girls to your place
>Deep down appreciates your effort and slowly but surely becomes a better person.
Go fuck yourself. Umaru is a pretty nice imouto to have compared with so many shitty girls with horrible personalities that treat their Onii-chan badly or outright hate them. You guys are so picky.