Walk into a café, see this, what do?

>>136286430
can I get a jack and ginger arigatto

>>136286430
Could I get an English Breakfast

>>136286430
I need a burger

>>136286430
Do a 360 and keep walking

>>136286449
I tried that once. Could only taste the Jack, although it was pretty easy to down.

>>136286480
>360
Anon....

>>136286430
I like Takefat

>>136286497
she made it wrong then, its supposed to be like 1 shot of jack for 6-8 ounces of ginger ale. It should be sweet but have the taste of jack mixed in thoroughly. I've been told that you always put the jack in first then the ginger ale.

>>136286511
>being this new

Tap.

a.) Jizz pants instantly, so hard I am propelled forward a few feet
b.) Do a 360 and walk out, go home, change pants
c.) Enter cafe, jizz pants again
e.) Get a latte

>>136286430
I say "DE".

>>136286511
So new

Ask for armpits

>>136286534
Oh. Might have been done right then. I should rephrase it as I could taste the Jack but it was sweet.

I was comparing it to Rum and Coke where it doesn't taste like a sweeter Rum.

Ignore the unattractive young man bending over the counter and find the large breasted crazy eye girl that should be near by.

>>136286430
> Pretend to look at the menu
> When she stops paying attention to me I walk to the toilet and take a shit
> Leave while avoiding eye contact

>>136286430
Order a Green tea with honey

>>136286550
is the jizz coming from your ass to propel you forward?

>>136286645
.. Did you flush, anon?

>>136286618
oh I see. Yea jack and ginger ale mixes very well however the jack will eventually separate to the bottom where it becomes progressively stronger and stronger.

I never understood the purpose of the straw they give you, I always threw it away

Order sake because I'm a huge weeb.

>>136286690
I suppose it's more like the sheer force of the sudden boner would be enough to throw my weight off.

>>136286707
Might be if it's served with ice. Some people don't like the cold against their teeth.

>>136286430
Ask her where Hotaru is, because I don't give a shit about flat sluts.

Avoid eye contact and tell her "table for one please..."

>>136286693
Of course I did. Except it didn't go down.

>>136286480
>>136286511
Every time same shit

>>136286430
sit down and order a flat white and wait for the local crazies to show up with the sweet stuff.

>>136286430
Order a cup of coffee and say:
"I like my women, the way I like my coffee".
"Covered in bees"!

>>136286790
maybe it's a new meme

>>136286790
Less people get it every time. So much new.

>>136286760
>Saya
>Fat
U fookin wot m8?

>>136286430
i want to lick her face

>>136286832
He said flat.

He can have Hotaru for all I care though as she's an obnoxious retard. Saya is waifu material.

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Saya for your phone!

>>136286430
Get a latte, talk to her, get to know her.
Tell her to stop doing meth and take care of herself so she can become pretty.

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>>136286883
I've already got Hana. But I'll take it anyway

>>136286430
She's leaning over the counter presenting, it would be rude of me not to partake of her.
That said, I'd flip up her skirt and go balls deep while holding hands

saya will win da coconuts!

Wonder why this gets so many shit threads that all last far longer than they should.

>>136286924
Is she drinking pee?

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>>136286690
>is the jizz coming from your ass to propel you forward?
Maybe it has something to do with the 360.

>>136287030
Spontaneous threads reset the conversation from wherever some big, tired main thread might have meandered off to. A good thing all around.

Also given that this and Musaigen are really popular, no shit threads come up.

>>136287142
This is a pretty shit thread, m8.

>>136287142
Both of those shows spawn nothing but waifu war threads.

>>136286480
bait

>>136286511
counter-bait

>>136286539
post-ironic baiting

>>136286790
meta post-post-irony

Do a 720 and keep walking

>>136286727
I have not had a good sake since iv started drinking, listen to that other anon and order a jack and ginger.

I'll have water and half a stick of celery, please.

Ask her for a cup of coffee and when she brings it to me I say "thank you". Then after drinking the coffee I leave and remember to say thanks again and goodbye. After I have left she will realize that I had been shitting and farting the whole time and now it smells like poop in there. Also, I did not pay for the coffee.

'you put the lime in the Coconuts and drink 'em all up' 'you the the lime in the Coconuts and call me in the morning'

>>136286430
Is tipping compulsory?

>>136289352
Doesn't japan see tipping as an insult?

>>136289447
You're right. I've also read that i'ts possible that the wait staff will chase after you if you left money behind, thinking you forgot it. That could be a good way to get Saya alone.

>>136286430
If she is a crazy, I put my dick in in her ass

>>136286430
Insert penis.

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>>136286511

>>136286430
>rape

Saya is a miracle of the universe

>>136286430
>you will never have a cute christmas cake look at you like this

>>136290662
She's not a cake but a best girl. Correct yourself

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>those crazy eyes

i like crazy eyes

Who is this long haired boy?

>Ctrl-F "Anal" and "Anus"
>0 results

Anal and Anus

>>136286430
can I pay her with anal? I would tear her a new hole.

>>136290785
At least the boy has breasts.

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>>136286430
Stay there for a cup of coffee, fight my awkwardness and anxiety to find the courage to ask her out on a date only to realize that I am not Japanese and I cannot communicate my feelings to her.

So I just drink my coffee and leave with a smile.

>>136287030
BECAUSE ANIME HYYYPE!!!

>>136286430
Sex

>>136291201
The that exact same position as in the OP's image?

Order a cup of coffee. DUH

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I'd Irish up my coffee and ask her why they say that they "brew" coffee anyway, it's not like they're really brewing anything. It's just pouring hot water over ground coffee and transferring some of the properties of the bean into the water. I mean seriously is there even a. niger involved in this process?

>>136286430
She reminds me of a girl my friends and I used to bully back in high school. She dressed like a slut and had a bunch of piercings like that but had no friends and was always super awkward talking to people. Eventually she actually tried to kill herself and then transferred to another school, I remember we thought it was so funny back at the time but thinking back on it I feel kind of bad now.

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I'd order one of her awful sweet coffees

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>>136286430
bitch knows her place.

>>136291442
I would have hugged her, and never let go

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Cafe mocha chodai

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>>136286430
>those piercings

>>136290771

too bad irl they would be disgusting slanty chink eyes

>>136286430
speak french and order a coffee

>>136291822
>comparing 2D to 3D
Yeah no shit anon