I never got that meme. Water, even cold, never affects my size. Especially if there are female swimmers with lewd bodies around.
Only situation that shrinks my dick is working outside in sub minus 30 weather. Thankfully I only work with men so that'll never be an issue.
>I feel like the day is only coming closer when Japan creates a 'parody' of harem shows where the protagonist is a sack of flour, but all the girls fuss and fight over it anyway, followed soon by the realization that that's what they've already been writing all along. But it'll be parody as long as there's a character who periodically says "That's not a person! It's just a sack of flour!"
Yeah that's actually his futanari sister, who has a giant penis.
She steals his girlfriend because he got a boner after seeing her huge dick and then yelling at her about it like it was her fault.
>that's actually his futanari sister, who has a giant penis
>doesn't recognize a Seinfeld classic
speaking of memes
>not knowing Seinfeld quotes
in some countries and cultures the size of a mans nipples is equal in size to his stamina, leadership abilities, almost as if they were traits to pick tribe leaders/studs from.
how would you tag this on sadpanda?
If anything his monster girls are prudes.
one day if I ever get the money
I want to go to grorious Nippon
Ask a local yakuza if they'll let a gaijin be in their porn
they ask me how big is chin chin
i say it's small
they hook me up
i ravage 3DPD and make sure to cover their mouths with mine because i hate that formula one squeal they get when getting fucked
>you will never yiff yiff you Kobold and get a pawjob
why did mankind ever even befriend canines if such a conclusion is where we would arrive at?
That's actually a total stereotype. The only actual major scientific study on penis size (so not self reported bullshit just straight up made up like all the others before it) was done fairly recently and showed that there was no real correlation between size and race. Also the vast majority of penises are very close to the average.
Yeah but what space-dicked asian is gonna voluntarily sign up for the "Penis Size According to Race" study?
It'd be like a black dude signing up for the "Black People are Good at Sports" study.
It's something we all know but nobody wants to prove them right.
I like it when my pandering fantasies don't make it completely obvious they're pandering pls.
I mean Mia fell hopelessly in love because he gave her a blanket, for fuck's sake.
Are you going to ignore that Suu was in cynical mode due to the minerals in the water she absorbed ?
Or are you just plain envious of darling ?
Oh no the "hahhah... tiny peepee" sayers are here to flaunt their insecurity's, go back to your BBC threads >>>/gif/.
You are not one of those "catfish" on the internet are you? I have a hard time anyone on the internet would... you know... l-lie.
why is manga featuring MC with small dick are so rare
>go back to your BBC threads
Ah, and so we see the reason you're invested in this. Blacks have bigger penises, anon. It's just a penis, you don't have to feel inferior over it.
What (you) said makes no sense. I was pointing out your insecurity's because of the ad hominem attacks and lack of rebuttal given the subject matter. Plus I'am not the same guy who mentioned the ' stereotype' so I'am less invested then (you) first perceived.
Think monster girls as white girls. And the Jap as jap.
Its yellow fever. They are suffering from it, just like the weeb girls.
Can't wait for the Rise of China, then all the white girls will start to hate asians once more.
>Think monster girls as white girls.
I... what ?
No see if it was just the sister dicking his girlfriend it's be one thing. But they go out of their way to show the brother was a damn saint to his sister, and she just goes out of her way to destroy him emotionally for no reason.
I think you are over thinking this insult. I was implying you are a cuck who finds femdom sexually arousing i.e. you get off to penis humiliation.The "projecting " scape goat is weak. It is easy to point and say "no you".
Didn't feel that way to me at all. She never gave any indication that she thought poorly of him for cussing, she just destroyed her greatest friend just because his dick was small. She got off on his suffering from the very beginning.
Not him but I think you obviously have insecurities about yourself, if you were so offended by people making fun of small dicks that you felt the need to rebuttal. Also calling someone a cuck makes no sense in the context of the thread. This supports the earlier claim of you being insecure by implying you fear becoming a cuck yourself.
Too much mental gymnastics, where did you get that I was"offended" from ? "I was pointing out the insecurity's because of the ad hominem attacks and lack of rebuttal given the subject matter." I was making fun of insecurity's.
>This supports the earlier claim of you being insecure by implying you fear becoming a cuck yourself.
You are really trying to make something out of nothing. You just made the same argument as "No you were projecting your own insecurities onto others." just a more around about way of getting to the same conclusion of "N-no you".
This. If you have a big dick, you get dumped for a guy with more money. And if you have more money, you get dumped for a guy with a bigger dick.
Everyone go measure your paper roll diameter and whether you pass or fail, stat.
4.5cm (1 notch less than 2 inches), pass.
>mocks circumcision despite wondering why his girlfriend dumped him after seeing his penis
I feel sorry for you
If there was a surgery you get a birth that stops you from being a fat pimply neckbeard I'd want that shit too.
All I need is my waifu.
>a fat pimply neckbeard
Anon please stop projecting, I'm a skeleton type.
It wasn't projecting.
I'm saying if you could get a surgery as a baby, that you wouldn't remember, that stops you from ever being a fat pimply neckbeard, for all your life, why wouldn't you want that?
>In bath with naked girls
Then the size seems like it's not the only problem he's got going on.
Also Suu smart enough to take that into account when she wrote down size.
Men are more obsessed over penis size then women. Vise versa for boob size.
She was salty and mean at the time aka: cynical
With how often we argue about loli or cowtits I'd say we're pretty obsessed about boob size as well
surgery =/= mutilation you do realize anon? Or are you one of those guys who's going to die from a treatable illness because you refuse to get surgery or take medicine for it?
Lest face it. If you have a foreskin you stand no chance of passing on your geans. Properly for the best no one wants to have a baby born foreskin now an days.
foreskin should go.
i dunno, bra stuffers are way more common than pant stuffers, to the point where a lot of bras are designed to be stuffed with pads and most bras are designed to make your breasts look larger.
however, women's real obsession lies with hair, shoes and makeup. i know it seems like an ancient stereotype but as someone who was raised in a family of four women, it's absolutely true for most.
I'm not the first guy though, I was just pointing out how dumb your point of "If there's a magic surgery that could keep me from being fat or pimply at birth I'd refuse it just because" was.
Considering how many normalfags we have these days it's a bit higher than 0
>stops white girls from screaming when you take your underwear off
>cosmetic surgery = bad
Sure buddy. When will this meme end? In 2070 I'm gonna get full body surgery to be converted into a kawaii animu girlu
>foreskin actually help your penis to emit lubricant during sex (more slippery, sensuous sex for both partner)
>it protect your gland and keep it sensitive & responsive better in sex. People who circumcised lost this sensation overtime because they've on their bare dick all the time
>it helps when your taking a shit
I feel sorry for those that have their circumcised
Removes a useless piece of smelly skin and makes you cock look better.
It's gross and everybody agrees. That's why you uncircumcised brown people have to go to such great lengths and studies to prove how it's actually better, because you're too scared to go under the knife as an adult.
you should, but arguing with them is a zero sum game. since it was done to them forcefully and they just have to live with it, many of them try to cope with it by convincing themselves that despite having literally zero positives, it's still something good.
only annoying thing with it is that they'll do the same thing to their own kids if they have any. of course, that's not a problem with anyone on /a/.
>makes you cock look better
>this is what circumcucks actually believe
Well I guess I would too if I was mutilated.
He's saying flaccid size is largely irrelevant since the only time it matters is when it's erect.
Still, being a 'grower' is the most ideal setup to have where practicality is concerned, it's nice and compact when you aren't using it, then mighty and proud when you are.
>assuming I meant white women
You'd be impressed by the semen demons the American melting pot has created.
Fucking blue eyed Lebanese-Franco-Swedish-Eurasian hybrid girls are the shit
Blond hair, blue eyes and white skin is also a mutilation and that's considered attractive.
Didnt even know that girls get turn on by this. Why do you think girls would give rimjob to a guy if their asshole is smelly and nasty because the girls like it and that turn them on
>makes your cock look better
Assumpt that all dicks look normal to begin with
>doesn't know the difference between mutilation and mutation
Point, laugh and then ignore. Kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.
You do realize you just admitted that you like the way uncircumcised cocks look, you raging literal faggot? Why is everyone with a foreskin so fucking gay? All they ever fucking talk about is penis.
How comes you never see foreskin in porn ? and porn caters to women and men.
Having a foreskin provides zero positives for anyone here anyways so I don't see why you're trying to make it sound so awesome. You get an extra piece of skin that lubes up your tip a bit? Whoop de fucking do, you're still going to die jerking it to anime tiddies like the rest of us so you can quit pretending like it makes any real difference.
You are more likely to get turned down if you are not circumcised. Good parents will realise this and cut off that dead skin asap. Cut and looking good.
>you're still going to die jerking it to anime tiddies
yep, and it'll feel so much better for me since the most sensitive part of my dick is intact.
i'm sorry for your loss anon, but no amount of internet arguing will make your lost part grow back.
>there are niggers that believe that having Foreskin is a positive
That's why you fat neets can't get a girl. Any girl agrees that foreskin is shit. It looks fucking disgusting plus you can carry lots of germs and shit with that smelly skin.
No one gives a shit how sensitive the tip of your baby dick is except for you. If pretending a marginal difference in the sensitivity of your dick head makes you feel better about yourself, then you go right ahead and keep believing it. Not like you have anything else to be proud of.
>tried to give a point in an argument by lumping others together as the same category as you
Is this how /a/ has become over years
>girl would run away if they saw that shit
You sound like you actually know what girls want or like. This just prove that you havent been around with actual girls that much. Oh wait i forgot we're on /a/
>Complaining and arguing and worrying over something you literally cannot ever change
I was one of the unfortunate folks who was clipped long before I even had an idea that I existed, and unless they develop a method of regrowing your foreskin, I aint got any way of changing the fact. My dick still does what a dick is supposed to do, so I won't sweat it.
>regret having your foreskin clipped
This is a first for me.
>unless they develop a method of regrowing your foreskin
not entirely impossible as things like thumbs have been regrown already. when the day comes where we can choose to all have our whole, complete and unmangled dicks then hopefully these arguments will stop.
>women having objectively shit taste.
Not the only instance where this is true.
People believed that having a foreskin played a big role in masturbation, back when masturbation was a evil. So the removed them to try an prevent masturbation. Nowadays its for health and cosmetics. Also Jews
that's incorrect anyway. uncut has been proven to be preferred by the vast majority of women.
most of the ones who say they prefer cut dicks probably still believe the lie that it reduces disease too.
I don't consider myself unfortunate in the least, uncircumcucks like to pretend they're hot shit but there are a lot of men who have suffered actual genital mutilation, and not the bastardized definition they use to feel better about their dicks, I mean real mutilation. Some get their junk shot or blown off in wars, some are castrated chemically, others lose their balls to cancer, gruesome accidents, or even just playing sports sometimes. Then you have eunuchs, which are totally on a different level. These are the people you really need to feel bad for, and let me tell ya, a foreskin isn't going to save you from any of that shit so just be proud of the dong you do have regardless of its shape or size because you never know what might happen to it.
hey, you can still feel bad for people in the first world even if people in the third world have it worse. such a huge choice having been made without your consent is a real dick thing to do.
You just said foreskin=feels better
hence no foreskin=feels worse
And unless something happened since the last time I jacked off the better you feel, the closer you are to cumming.
What is the best way to make suicide look like an accident?
asking because under average length and pathetic girth. Living as born clown shoes doesn't seem worth living at all, so what to do?
Hang yourself with your hands on your dick, your parents will think it's an embarrassing accident and pass it off as a suicide.
I wish I had a small penis instead of this boring as shit average one. The grass is always greener, faggot.
Don't want the few friends and relatives I have to be sad afterwards. Accident is easier to accept and cope with over time, than people asking themselves their entire lives if they could've done something
being fuel for humiliation fetishists isn't all that great. Being plain and average is okay anon, most people are
Climb to the top of a 3 or 4 story building, anchor some razor wire to something solid, cut enough length to hang over the side of the building half way down, take the end and loop it around your neck a few times, then superglue your hands to the sides of your head, take a running start and leap off the side of the building.
When they find your body it will look like you 'sperged out and tore your own head off with your bear hands.
There's nothing to feel bad about, it's nowhere near as big a choice as you might think it is when you consider all the things outside of your control that could happen at any given time. Personal example, if my dick was small and uncircumcised I'd give up the foreskin in an instant to make it as big as it actually is. Everything is a matter of perspective, and no one should live dwelling on what could be. If you have something to be proud of then I believe you should be proud of it, but I don't think that means one should pretend to be better than another just because of the things that they do choose to be proud of, especially if it's just penis skin. Least that's how I see it.
You do realise that your dick looks shorter if you remove the foreskin, right? Hell, there are plenty of botch-jobs where the scar tissue prevents you from attaining maximum length.
>japanese men, tiny dicks
I knew a guy back at school who lost one of his balls.
We were playing rugby, and, through a fairly unpleasant tackle, he dislocated his hip. The coach, being ex army, didn't think much of it, and proceeded to force it back into place. Little did he know, the guy's balls had retracted, and one testicle had essentially positioned itself in the hip socket.
As surprising as it is, you can hear a testicle get crunched by the hip ball. Never heard someone scream quite so much.
"Men" with small dicks should become bottoms for the rest of us
Man fuck you for bring that up. Shit.
I actually heard a similar story back in my sophomore year, it was enough to make me drop sports entirely. Not that I played many to begin with, but you know what I mean. Stuff like that makes me feel downright blessed that circumcision is the only thing I've had to handle, I'll take five shots to the dick before I take one to the nuts. God, why did you have to remind me of that story.
that's sounds terrible, the woman would probably fuck it up since she doesn't understand male sensitivity
she might end up exploding it or leave it irreversibly monstrous like a horse
Papi looks disappointed as shit afterall.
Any way to make dick longer? Just half an inch would be enough.
I know you can do this for legs if you want to be taller.
Enjoy walking in circles m8.
That made me laugh harder than it probably should have.
you're asking the wrong person, I hear with enough time it can be permanent since it's just tissue. If you're looking to please then foreplay is more important anyways.
Sage for not anime
I miss visible sage
Precisely. Like I said, matter of perspective.
At least you have foreskin going for you, that's something to be proud of, just not something to gloat about. Same with size, it's great to have but bragging about it just makes you sound like a dick. Life can be so ironic.
>a fucking ring pop
Please tell me the context of this is a marriage proposal.
>average sized ponos (5.5 to 6) when erect
>the fucker is like a third of an inch normally though
Shit is like a water balloon. Since I don't walk around with an erect dick I always feel weird getting out of swimming pools and shit.
can your inferiority complex be any louder? It ain't the circumcised faults that girls think your dick looks like a frosting bag.
Why would girls react like this to me, if I don't live with savages, in a jew community or in a jew controlled counrty (america)?
If you didn't know, here on the civilized world, we are all uncircumcised.
>finally start Monster Musume
>10 chapters in Mermaid, who I've literally never heard of gets introduced
So is she just really unpopular or what? I honestly thought snake, horse, bird, slime, and spider were the only ones.
>If you didn't know, here on the civilized world, we are all uncircumcised.
only stupid women and beyond retarded men believe or give any shits about cut vs uncut
just wash your dick if it's not cut, holy shit. it's not rocket science
some people with actual phimosis have no choice but to get cut
She's a literal cuck. That's all you need to know.
Not at all. You know how in hentai girls are always like
>it's hitting my uterus and going into my womb!
It feels like a more minor version of that, it just fills you up in a really nice way.
>You will never have a choice
>You will never feel the pleasure
>You will never be a whole man
>You will never be a true man
>You are incomplete
>You are forever foreskinless
>You are forever in limbo
I was just reading a manga yesterday where they say that the average size for Japan is 5 inches, but they tried to make themselves feel better by saying it ranges from 3 to 7 globally. Even if it is 5, thats smaller than the more civilized world.
The only sad thing is that you honestly believe that. Every pitiful shriveldick who happens to be uncircumcised is reading that and thinking "Y-yeah, a-at least I'm not mutilated, I'm s-such a m-man..." It'd almost be sad if it wasn't so amusing.
That emotion you are feeling right now is envy. Stay half a man. I have a choice to mutilate my cock or not (I am not, who would by choice ?!), you don't. I honestly pity you. Ask your parents why.
>just be proud of the dong you do have regardless of its shape or size because you never know what might happen to it.
Truer words have never been spoken.
This turned me off from papi. She can't even remember her own father.
Stay quarter of a man, thimble-dick. I hope you're happy with that glorified pimple between your legs just because it has extra skin on it, because everyone else is laughing at it.
That fact you have that reaction face say a lot. She is a certified super whore. You take what whore bag says with a pile of salt chances are it was said to poking fun at American women *gag*.
What's wrong, hit a little close to home? No surprise there, it's pretty obvious by the way you try so hard to act like a big manly man on an anonymous imageboard, and over foreskin of all things. Though I hate to say it, looks like Panty was right.