>indecisive >tiny dick sounds like a catch.

b-but he's nice

monster girls are just sluts that fall for anyone.

the manga proves it, because every other monster girl outside his harem falls for the guy nearest to them.

>small
>for a nip
Thing must be one inch for them to be considered small for a nip.

>>136283886
>iwasinthepool.jpg

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>>136284457

>>136284635
Jesus fuck, I feel bad for that guy.

Like, fuck me.

>>136284275
This. But then again I thought that was the whole appeal of monster girls. Most of them actively pursue dick.

>>136284583

I never got that meme. Water, even cold, never affects my size. Especially if there are female swimmers with lewd bodies around.

Only situation that shrinks my dick is working outside in sub minus 30 weather. Thankfully I only work with men so that'll never be an issue.

http://tenka.seiha.org/2016/01/undefeated-bahamut-chronicle-01-check-out-my-sweet-pubes/

>I feel like the day is only coming closer when Japan creates a 'parody' of harem shows where the protagonist is a sack of flour, but all the girls fuss and fight over it anyway, followed soon by the realization that that's what they've already been writing all along. But it'll be parody as long as there's a character who periodically says "That's not a person! It's just a sack of flour!"

>>136284635
Does he get cucked

>>136283886
Those girls have low standards.

>>136287050
Yeah that's actually his futanari sister, who has a giant penis.

She steals his girlfriend because he got a boner after seeing her huge dick and then yelling at her about it like it was her fault.

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>>136287333
>that's actually his futanari sister, who has a giant penis

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>>136285812

>meme

>doesn't recognize a Seinfeld classic

speaking of memes

>2016

>not knowing Seinfeld quotes

ISHYGDDT

>>136287630
His dick must've been really small because Jason Alexander's nipples in that episode were already laughable.

>>136287752

in some countries and cultures the size of a mans nipples is equal in size to his stamina, leadership abilities, almost as if they were traits to pick tribe leaders/studs from.

>>136287784
>pick tribe leaders/studs from
So a bunch of nignogs in africa. Who cares what they do

>>136287784
It wasn't the size of Jason Alexander's nipples it was the convex shape and the way the fat of his manboobs settled.

>>136287859

could be the crowned king of Uganda with those things

>>136284275
This but that's pretty much the point of the manga.

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>>136287885
how would you tag this on sadpanda?

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>>136287916
If anything his monster girls are prudes.

>>136287966

mantits

gyno

moobs

powerpuffs

creatine teets

i could go on.

>>136283886
>Is japanese

What did you expect? That he would have a average or big penis?

Asians and japanese men have on average smaller penises.

>>136283886
Mia's hairclip looks like it's Mero's mouth going "OOOOOOO"

>>136288000

one day if I ever get the money

I want to go to grorious Nippon

Ask a local yakuza if they'll let a gaijin be in their porn

they ask me how big is chin chin

i say it's small

they hook me up

i ravage 3DPD and make sure to cover their mouths with mine because i hate that formula one squeal they get when getting fucked

>>136288025
Mia's hair clips are her "snake eyes"

>>136287985
>You will never be matched with a literal semen demon at an onsen
For what purpose do we walk this earth?

Does anyone else find that their dick is biggest when not quote fully erect?

>>136288043
there are very few male sex workers in japanese porno, some of them film 7-8 scenes in a day.

>>136288073

depends if you're a shower or a grower

>>136288079

i'll just gaijin smash my way in and shove them aside

"move aside, tomodachis

let an american show you how to fuck shit up"

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>>136288062
>you will never yiff yiff you Kobold and get a pawjob
why did mankind ever even befriend canines if such a conclusion is where we would arrive at?

>>136288000
That's actually a total stereotype. The only actual major scientific study on penis size (so not self reported bullshit just straight up made up like all the others before it) was done fairly recently and showed that there was no real correlation between size and race. Also the vast majority of penises are very close to the average.

>>136288115
I hear some asian actresses are afraid of huge gaijin dick

>>136284635
Oh fug

>>136285812
>meme

>>136283886

My dick is a lot smaller in its normal form than when erect.

>>136288170
That's straight up denial.

Half the JAV I watch when I 3DPD I'm like "Why can't the dude get an erection" and then he cums and it's like "Oh! So he was erect...."

>>136288170
Found the Nip.

>>136288170
Yeah but what space-dicked asian is gonna voluntarily sign up for the "Penis Size According to Race" study?

It'd be like a black dude signing up for the "Black People are Good at Sports" study.
It's something we all know but nobody wants to prove them right.

>>136285689
I like it when my pandering fantasies don't make it completely obvious they're pandering pls.

I mean Mia fell hopelessly in love because he gave her a blanket, for fuck's sake.

>>136287333
Source.

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>>136283886

>>136289042
Merro fell in love via cuckoldry delusions.

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>>136289771
You can do it anon

>>136284457
How could he even please Cerea?

>>136283886
He's a nip male self-insert, if he wasn't those things they wouldn't be able to relate to him

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>>136283886

Are you going to ignore that Suu was in cynical mode due to the minerals in the water she absorbed ?

Or are you just plain envious of darling ?

>>136288181
I hear asian womens are afraid of any dick

>>136288170
yeah cool story bro

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>>136288170
denial much?

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>>136292797
>>136292829

Oh no the "hahhah... tiny peepee" sayers are here to flaunt their insecurity's, go back to your BBC threads >>>/gif/.

>>136288170
Well I've lived in Japan for almost a decade now, visited plenty of public baths during the time and I can tell you that they're tiny. By any measure.

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>>136292988
You are not one of those "catfish" on the internet are you? I have a hard time anyone on the internet would... you know... l-lie.

>>136292730
It really depends on Suu's experience. What if she has only seen huge centaur dicks or something? Even a huge human dick is small to that.

>>136290994
>>136284635

See the concept was hot and all but I just can't fap to this sister being a bitch to her devoted brother thing.
What an ungrateful cunt.

>>136292730
Are you going to deny the accuracy of ultra-smart mineral Suu's judgement?

Or are you just covering for your husbando?

>>136292988
Do they grab at your dick out of respect and awe anon?

>>136294290
They only do that when you are black, Japanese children can't get enough of the BBC, at least when they are not too busy trying to ram their fist up your asshole

>>136285812
>I've never played a sport

>>136283886
small penis humiliation along with premature ejaculation make great femdom plots

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>>136283886
why is manga featuring MC with small dick are so rare

>>136292928
>go back to your BBC threads

Ah, and so we see the reason you're invested in this. Blacks have bigger penises, anon. It's just a penis, you don't have to feel inferior over it.

>>136294841
Eh, they're not really rare. Unremarkable or small penis size for protagonists in manga is WAY more common than big dicks.

Suu > Smith > Papi > rest

>>136294883
Unremarkable ones are common, as in average.

Small ones in particular I haven't seen though, aside in NTR H-manga or the likes.

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>>136294878
What (you) said makes no sense. I was pointing out your insecurity's because of the ad hominem attacks and lack of rebuttal given the subject matter. Plus I'am not the same guy who mentioned the ' stereotype' so I'am less invested then (you) first perceived.

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>>136283886

>Thanks

>>136283886
Looking at the pool in the final panel I'm just imagining that the stitched-up abomination someone drew ages back of every animal part together tripped and fell in the pool.

>>136294239
>having a small dick
>not expecting your little sister to fuck your girlfriend

Casual.

Think monster girls as white girls. And the Jap as jap.

Its yellow fever. They are suffering from it, just like the weeb girls.

Can't wait for the Rise of China, then all the white girls will start to hate asians once more.

>>136297191
No you were projecting your own insecurities onto others. No one was talking about BBC. You've got it on the brain.

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>>136297601
>Think monster girls as white girls.

I... what ?

>>136283886

>Girls see his dingaling
>Doesn't proudly show case it

Low test beta males, everyone.

>>136297489
No see if it was just the sister dicking his girlfriend it's be one thing. But they go out of their way to show the brother was a damn saint to his sister, and she just goes out of her way to destroy him emotionally for no reason.

>>136297924
Nah, he betrayed her by cussing him out.

She was on thin ice as it was, losing her only support, even if only for a second, was enough to make her plummet into a freefall.

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>>136297649
I think you are over thinking this insult. I was implying you are a cuck who finds femdom sexually arousing i.e. you get off to penis humiliation.The "projecting " scape goat is weak. It is easy to point and say "no you".

>>136297986
Didn't feel that way to me at all. She never gave any indication that she thought poorly of him for cussing, she just destroyed her greatest friend just because his dick was small. She got off on his suffering from the very beginning.

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>>136292928
you're japenis very small

>>136292829
>>136298214
Is that when it's fully erect or flaccid?

>>136298214
if it is 13 it is ok-ish
but it is like 10 I think

And here I thought everyone on the internet was 7 inches.
I know I am.

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>>136298214

>>136298602
no it is 8 inch and 6'4

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>>136298642
> school

>>136298491
probably erect. In few situations does the soft length matter.

>>136298828
>In few situations

What's that supposed to mean ?

Are you saying soft or erect are the same length ?

>>136290994
Hate the sister so fucking much

>>136299074
Go read or reread Futaimo, get the bad taste out of your head.

>>136297489
>having a small dick
>not expecting your little sister to fuck you with her larger cock to assert who's dominant

Shitty end.

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>>136298642
Sauce pls reverse image gives nothing

>>136298528
>>136298214
>>136292829
>mfw I'm only 13 cm
>premature ejaculator
What's the best way to kill myself?

>>136299825
What difference does it make anon? Lots of us have huge dicks and can fap for 12 hours straight and yet we'll never know the touch of woman.

>>136299825
this >>136299945

also 13 cm is ok and PME is fixable

>>136298061
Not him but I think you obviously have insecurities about yourself, if you were so offended by people making fun of small dicks that you felt the need to rebuttal. Also calling someone a cuck makes no sense in the context of the thread. This supports the earlier claim of you being insecure by implying you fear becoming a cuck yourself.

>>136299825
13 cm will work dude, don't worry too much

>>136299825
I don't see why you should be worried. 3D women are scumbags anyways and not worth interacting with. And if you're gay you could always go bottom.

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>>136300098
Too much mental gymnastics, where did you get that I was"offended" from ? "I was pointing out the insecurity's because of the ad hominem attacks and lack of rebuttal given the subject matter." I was making fun of insecurity's.

>This supports the earlier claim of you being insecure by implying you fear becoming a cuck yourself.

You are really trying to make something out of nothing. You just made the same argument as "No you were projecting your own insecurities onto others." just a more around about way of getting to the same conclusion of "N-no you".

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>>136300538
This. If you have a big dick, you get dumped for a guy with more money. And if you have more money, you get dumped for a guy with a bigger dick.

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>>136283886
I bet he cant even pass the paper roll test

>>136287997
Don't forget
>bbm
>dilf

>>136301931
Damn, I failed the test.

>>136301655
literally dumped for an asian hobo
He is poorer than me and I am pretty sure has a shorter dick
I don't get women, their brains work in a fucked up way

>>136301931
The circumference of a paper roll is impressive for a penis.

>>136301931
>Be young me
>Try to fuck a paper roll, doesn't fit
>Get the bright idea to put it in while soft, then get hard

Man what the fuck was I thinking.

>>136302565
Maybe he was a better person

>>136301931
What constitutes failing? As in, you can't get it through at all, or you can push it through but it doesn't just slide in?

>>136302690
I'm sorry anon.

>>136302755
No anon if you can't get it through at all it means you PASS.

Just remember that different countries have different paper roll tube diameters before you pencil dicks start crying.

>>136302915
People have to be reminded of this?

>>136302730
dunno... it doesn't sound like a bad idea

>>136302958
Apparently

>>136302763
For what ? I have the circumference of a 3lt Dr pepper. I was talking about avg.

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>>136302915
Everyone go measure your paper roll diameter and whether you pass or fail, stat.

4.5cm (1 notch less than 2 inches), pass.

>>136302973
It wasn't a good idea. Pulling out was a lot of effort and hurt like a bitch.

>>136303120
Should have used lube

>>136303194
I have a foreskin anon fapping with lube was always a foreign concept for me.

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>>136303218
>I have a foreskin anon

>>136303080
But I don't own a ruler

If anyone could tell me the diameter of Charmin Ultra Soft, that'd be cool.

>>136303261
>was literally cucked by jews

I feel sorry for you.

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>>136303261
Good goyim.

>>136303120
>ripping your dick apart instead of naturally letting it soften

never change /a/

>>136303457
Nigger shit was hurting, I panicked.

>>136303457
He could have just ripped the cardboard as well.

>>136303343
>mocks circumcision despite wondering why his girlfriend dumped him after seeing his penis

I feel sorry for you
If there was a surgery you get a birth that stops you from being a fat pimply neckbeard I'd want that shit too.

>>136303531
Anon this may come as a surprise to you, but unless you have phimosis when you get hard the foreskin pulls completely back.

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>>136299825
>>136300538

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>>136303531
>girlfriend
>implying

All I need is my waifu.

>a fat pimply neckbeard
Anon please stop projecting, I'm a skeleton type.

>>136303663
See if I was this guy I'd wish for a cute futa sister with a huge cock to satisfy my GF and fuck me in the ass.

>>136303691
It wasn't projecting.
I'm saying if you could get a surgery as a baby, that you wouldn't remember, that stops you from ever being a fat pimply neckbeard, for all your life, why wouldn't you want that?

>>136283886
Nigz, a flailing, flacid penis will be small. It's not erect. YET.

>>136303803
>In bath with naked girls
>Not erect

Then the size seems like it's not the only problem he's got going on.
Also Suu smart enough to take that into account when she wrote down size.

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>>136303663
Men are more obsessed over penis size then women. Vise versa for boob size.

>>136303845
If you can control yourself, it's a-ok. I'd be flacid too if I went bathing with the residents of my barn.

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>>136303845
She was salty and mean at the time aka: cynical

>>136303938
That level of control is not needed/wanted by anyone in that situation.

>>136303973
It was cold!

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>>136303865
With how often we argue about loli or cowtits I'd say we're pretty obsessed about boob size as well

>>136303780
If the same result can be achieved just by getting a talk at the right age about proper hygiene instead of getting mutilated at birth then no I wouldn't want that.

>>136304085
surgery =/= mutilation you do realize anon? Or are you one of those guys who's going to die from a treatable illness because you refuse to get surgery or take medicine for it?

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Lest face it. If you have a foreskin you stand no chance of passing on your geans. Properly for the best no one wants to have a baby born foreskin now an days.

foreskin should go.

>>136303865

i dunno, bra stuffers are way more common than pant stuffers, to the point where a lot of bras are designed to be stuffed with pads and most bras are designed to make your breasts look larger.


however, women's real obsession lies with hair, shoes and makeup. i know it seems like an ancient stereotype but as someone who was raised in a family of four women, it's absolutely true for most.

>>136304138
Getting your foreskin removed is cosmetic surgery at most, or body modification like getting your tongue split.

>>136304208
Anon, you're on /a/. Chances of procreation are already zero.

>>136304263
I'm not the first guy though, I was just pointing out how dumb your point of "If there's a magic surgery that could keep me from being fat or pimply at birth I'd refuse it just because" was.
>>136304302
Considering how many normalfags we have these days it's a bit higher than 0

>>136283886
Considering Suu is a living onahole that could take a telephone pole if she wanted too, I don't think she's necessarily the most accurate judge of size.

>>136304343
But having your foreskin is not like being fat or pimply, its a wholly unnecessary surgery and all surgery comes with the risk of complications.

>>136290994
If it has a penis, it is not female.

This actually looks a bit incestuous.

>>136304208
http://www.unaids.org/sites/default/files/media_asset/jc1360_male_circumcision_en_0.pdf
kek

>>136304468
If she has a girl dick then it is a girl, anon.

>>136304435
Living comes with the risk of complications too, guess your parents made a mistake there.

>>136304208
Fuck off, Goldstein. Bad enough you got to my dick.

>>136304360
Considering she was super smart at the time I'd say she knew exactly what she was talking about.

>>136304360
she is also a sentient puddle of slime with no vagina or pleasure receptors who likely reproduces by mitosis absolving the need for sexual activity.

>>136304435
>wholly unnecessary
>stops white girls from screaming when you take your underwear off
>cosmetic surgery = bad

Sure buddy. When will this meme end? In 2070 I'm gonna get full body surgery to be converted into a kawaii animu girlu

>>136289096
Snakes have huge vaginas.

>>136304911
don't they also shit and piss out of it?

>>136304893
Getting your dick sliced up isn't common outside of America

>>136283886
>tiny dick
>women still want him
Suspension of belief can't go that far dude

>>136304911
Snakes also have massive orgies.

>>136305080
Neither are attractive women.

>>136304208
>foreskin actually help your penis to emit lubricant during sex (more slippery, sensuous sex for both partner)
>it protect your gland and keep it sensitive & responsive better in sex. People who circumcised lost this sensation overtime because they've on their bare dick all the time
>it helps when your taking a shit

http://youtu.be/gCSWbTv3hng

I feel sorry for those that have their circumcised

>>136305080
it is, in african and jewish communities.

you know, those societies that you should really want to replicate.

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>>136305080
>sliced up

Removes a useless piece of smelly skin and makes you cock look better.

>>136305187
It's gross and everybody agrees. That's why you uncircumcised brown people have to go to such great lengths and studies to prove how it's actually better, because you're too scared to go under the knife as an adult.

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>>136305149
>attractive women
>america

>>136305187
you should, but arguing with them is a zero sum game. since it was done to them forcefully and they just have to live with it, many of them try to cope with it by convincing themselves that despite having literally zero positives, it's still something good.

only annoying thing with it is that they'll do the same thing to their own kids if they have any. of course, that's not a problem with anyone on /a/.

>>136291052
Fisting

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>>136305240
>makes you cock look better
>this is what circumcucks actually believe

Well I guess I would too if I was mutilated.

>>136299002
He's saying flaccid size is largely irrelevant since the only time it matters is when it's erect.
>>136298828
Still, being a 'grower' is the most ideal setup to have where practicality is concerned, it's nice and compact when you aren't using it, then mighty and proud when you are.

>>136305351
>assuming I meant white women

You'd be impressed by the semen demons the American melting pot has created.
Fucking blue eyed Lebanese-Franco-Swedish-Eurasian hybrid girls are the shit

>>136305387
Watch an episode of Seinfeld for once in your life why don't you?

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>>136305387
Blond hair, blue eyes and white skin is also a mutilation and that's considered attractive.

>>136305240
>smelly skin
Didnt even know that girls get turn on by this. Why do you think girls would give rimjob to a guy if their asshole is smelly and nasty because the girls like it and that turn them on

>makes your cock look better
Assumpt that all dicks look normal to begin with

>>136283886
Is it cause he didn't have a boner

>>136303080
3.5cm, partial credit, I can get the head in

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>>136304208
What have you done!!!

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>>136305490
>doesn't know the difference between mutilation and mutation

Point, laugh and then ignore. Kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.

>>136305485
Because I'm not a filthy american who think mutilating babies is ok.

>>136305579
I think it's okay. Hell I hate babies.

Take your obvious circumcision-envy somewhere else.

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>>136305566
The words... they look similar.

>>136305387
You do realize you just admitted that you like the way uncircumcised cocks look, you raging literal faggot? Why is everyone with a foreskin so fucking gay? All they ever fucking talk about is penis.

>>136303531
Women don't give a shit if you are circumcised or not.

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How comes you never see foreskin in porn ? and porn caters to women and men.

How did circumcision become so popular in the US anyway? Don't tell me it was the Jews.

>tfw uncircumcised but barely any dick to fill the extra skin

>>136305195
this
by all means yes, let's copy the practices from some of the most savage nations in the earth
sure, good idea

>>136305783
hahahahahaha maybe they don't say it to your face

>>136305352
Having a foreskin provides zero positives for anyone here anyways so I don't see why you're trying to make it sound so awesome. You get an extra piece of skin that lubes up your tip a bit? Whoop de fucking do, you're still going to die jerking it to anime tiddies like the rest of us so you can quit pretending like it makes any real difference.

>>136305765
It's all about aesthetic. Liking good looking dicks isn't gay. But cutfags wouldn't know that.

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You are more likely to get turned down if you are not circumcised. Good parents will realise this and cut off that dead skin asap. Cut and looking good.

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>>136305917
>you're still going to die jerking it to anime tiddies

yep, and it'll feel so much better for me since the most sensitive part of my dick is intact.

i'm sorry for your loss anon, but no amount of internet arguing will make your lost part grow back.

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>there are niggers that believe that having Foreskin is a positive

That's why you fat neets can't get a girl. Any girl agrees that foreskin is shit. It looks fucking disgusting plus you can carry lots of germs and shit with that smelly skin.

>>136306024
Enjoy it. I'll be busy stroking my dick for longer than the time it takes to microwave a hotpocket.

Mentioning penises in the OP invariably leads to one of two things, dick arguments or homo.

The skin envy in this thread is amazing.

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>>136305819
Damn anon your life must suck.

>>136306093
oh, you still believe that lie that not having a foreskin makes you last longer?

anon, your brain is even more precious than your foreskin. don't let them get to that as well.

>>136306152
Why would anyone be jealous of disgusting foreskin? Any girl would run away if they saw that shit.

>>136306024
No one gives a shit how sensitive the tip of your baby dick is except for you. If pretending a marginal difference in the sensitivity of your dick head makes you feel better about yourself, then you go right ahead and keep believing it. Not like you have anything else to be proud of.

>/a/ - Dicks

>>136306183
>i-it's just a l-lie...
Yeah I bet it is, quicksilver.

>>136306206
I don't know anon, I'm not the one browsing anime image board and in the same time finding solace in possibility that 3DPD might like my dick more.

>>136283886

how would suu know that darling had a tiny dick anyway?

aren't all the monster girls virgins?

>>136305917
>tried to give a point in an argument by lumping others together as the same category as you

Is this how /a/ has become over years

>>136306206
>girl would run away if they saw that shit
You sound like you actually know what girls want or like. This just prove that you havent been around with actual girls that much. Oh wait i forgot we're on /a/

>>136306077
>You must show your cock to a girl to fuck her.
TOPKEK

Just don't be and old dirty bastard you fucking faggot

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>Complaining and arguing and worrying over something you literally cannot ever change
I was one of the unfortunate folks who was clipped long before I even had an idea that I existed, and unless they develop a method of regrowing your foreskin, I aint got any way of changing the fact. My dick still does what a dick is supposed to do, so I won't sweat it.

>>136306422
Every girl I've met have told me they hate foreskin.

I'm glad I don't have that disgusting shit.

>>136299074
>brother is the only one that doesn't treat you like shit
>NTR him

that's why Futanari should always be persecuted

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>>136306468
>regret having your foreskin clipped

This is a first for me.

>>136306468
>unless they develop a method of regrowing your foreskin

not entirely impossible as things like thumbs have been regrown already. when the day comes where we can choose to all have our whole, complete and unmangled dicks then hopefully these arguments will stop.

>>136306408
Are you ugly as fuck because if you ain't you can still get a girl even if you watch anime.

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>>136306514
>women having objectively shit taste.

Not the only instance where this is true.

>>136294239
would've been mad to if it wasn't for the fact both seemed to enjoy it

>>136299300
agreed

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>>136305802
People believed that having a foreskin played a big role in masturbation, back when masturbation was a evil. So the removed them to try an prevent masturbation. Nowadays its for health and cosmetics. Also Jews

>>136306633
that's incorrect anyway. uncut has been proven to be preferred by the vast majority of women.

most of the ones who say they prefer cut dicks probably still believe the lie that it reduces disease too.

>>136288170
If it's the same study from a year or 2 ago, almost only white men participated so there was no racial bearing. Keep dreaming

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This is the gayest thread ever. Well done /a/

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>cutfags will never know this feel

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>this whole thread

>>136306914
All this fight over uncut dick but none would post their dick up to prove their points

>>136307028
my dick is miscolored and leathery from edging too much and too often. you don't want to see it anyway.

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>>136306468
I don't consider myself unfortunate in the least, uncircumcucks like to pretend they're hot shit but there are a lot of men who have suffered actual genital mutilation, and not the bastardized definition they use to feel better about their dicks, I mean real mutilation. Some get their junk shot or blown off in wars, some are castrated chemically, others lose their balls to cancer, gruesome accidents, or even just playing sports sometimes. Then you have eunuchs, which are totally on a different level. These are the people you really need to feel bad for, and let me tell ya, a foreskin isn't going to save you from any of that shit so just be proud of the dong you do have regardless of its shape or size because you never know what might happen to it.

>>136307247
hey, you can still feel bad for people in the first world even if people in the third world have it worse. such a huge choice having been made without your consent is a real dick thing to do.

>>136306183
You just said foreskin=feels better
hence no foreskin=feels worse

And unless something happened since the last time I jacked off the better you feel, the closer you are to cumming.

What is the best way to make suicide look like an accident?
asking because under average length and pathetic girth. Living as born clown shoes doesn't seem worth living at all, so what to do?

>>136283886
Am I on fucking /b/?

>>136307511
If you are dead why does it matter if it looked like an accident or not?

>>136307511
Get a waifu.

>>136307511
Hang yourself with your hands on your dick, your parents will think it's an embarrassing accident and pass it off as a suicide.

I wish I had a small penis instead of this boring as shit average one. The grass is always greener, faggot.

>>136307511
How does it compete with my unlucky lottery of life?
>12 cm
>fordyce spots
>phimosis
>skin bridge
>cyst inside

>>136307558
Don't want the few friends and relatives I have to be sad afterwards. Accident is easier to accept and cope with over time, than people asking themselves their entire lives if they could've done something
>>136307598
being fuel for humiliation fetishists isn't all that great. Being plain and average is okay anon, most people are

>>136307511
Climb to the top of a 3 or 4 story building, anchor some razor wire to something solid, cut enough length to hang over the side of the building half way down, take the end and loop it around your neck a few times, then superglue your hands to the sides of your head, take a running start and leap off the side of the building.

When they find your body it will look like you 'sperged out and tore your own head off with your bear hands.

>>136307745
>Don't want the few friends and relatives I have to be sad afterwards
Don't worry, they won't.

As long as your dick is long enough for masturbation, I don't see the problem here. It's not like anyone will see anon's dick aside from their doctors and in the gym locker rooms.

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>>136307312
There's nothing to feel bad about, it's nowhere near as big a choice as you might think it is when you consider all the things outside of your control that could happen at any given time. Personal example, if my dick was small and uncircumcised I'd give up the foreskin in an instant to make it as big as it actually is. Everything is a matter of perspective, and no one should live dwelling on what could be. If you have something to be proud of then I believe you should be proud of it, but I don't think that means one should pretend to be better than another just because of the things that they do choose to be proud of, especially if it's just penis skin. Least that's how I see it.

>>136307916
You do realise that your dick looks shorter if you remove the foreskin, right? Hell, there are plenty of botch-jobs where the scar tissue prevents you from attaining maximum length.

>>136308001
I don't see what that has to do with what I said at all but thanks for the tidbit.

>>136283886
maybe he's a grower not a shower

>>136308208
For their sake I hope so, a great personality is a wonderful thing to have but it don't make a bitch's toes curl. Assuming whoever he ends up with even has toes, that is.

>>136308384
Long dicks do not do that either. Fat ones do though.

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>>136283886
>japanese men, tiny dicks
seems legit

>>136308429
Judging by the way Suu said it I'm assuming he doesn't have a chode.

>>136307247
I knew a guy back at school who lost one of his balls.

We were playing rugby, and, through a fairly unpleasant tackle, he dislocated his hip. The coach, being ex army, didn't think much of it, and proceeded to force it back into place. Little did he know, the guy's balls had retracted, and one testicle had essentially positioned itself in the hip socket.

As surprising as it is, you can hear a testicle get crunched by the hip ball. Never heard someone scream quite so much.

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>>136283886
"Men" with small dicks should become bottoms for the rest of us

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>>136308585
Man fuck you for bring that up. Shit.

>>136308622
NTR manga is basically the origin story for the fuccbois in yaoi and futanari

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>>136308585

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>>136308585
I actually heard a similar story back in my sophomore year, it was enough to make me drop sports entirely. Not that I played many to begin with, but you know what I mean. Stuff like that makes me feel downright blessed that circumcision is the only thing I've had to handle, I'll take five shots to the dick before I take one to the nuts. God, why did you have to remind me of that story.

>>136308577
he could just use a pump and never tell anybody about it, after all , it's all just tissue anyway

>>136308910
It'd be hotter if one of the girls who saw his wang, disappointed in it's size, ordered one in secret and uses it on him while he sleeps.

>>136309016
that's sounds terrible, the woman would probably fuck it up since she doesn't understand male sensitivity
she might end up exploding it or leave it irreversibly monstrous like a horse

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>>136309016
Papi looks disappointed as shit afterall.

>>136309141
Well at least one of the girls would be happy with that.

>>136307916
>if my dick was small and uncircumcised I'd give up the foreskin in an instant to make it as big as it actually is

What does this mean?

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Any way to make dick longer? Just half an inch would be enough.

I know you can do this for legs if you want to be taller.

>>136309246
I think it means he rather be circumcised at his current size than be uncircumcised at a smaller size.

>>136309281
Tie weights to your penis

>>136309281
Look at nudes of you're waifu.

Suu > Smith > Papi > rest

>>136309308
Oh, I see. Yeah I'd trade my foreskin for another inch. I'm a sell out.

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>>136309281
>that webm
Enjoy walking in circles m8.

>>136309281
viagra or a pump
I hear a pump's safer but dont take it from me, just google some message boards about this stuff

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>>136309217
That made me laugh harder than it probably should have.

>>136309281
>what has science done!

>>136309451
The pump isn't permanent, is it?

I don't want to have to go with a pump in hand in the bathroom every time before sex.

>>136309434
>>136309475
that's just a medical procedure made for people born or have a leg longer than the other for any circumstances

>>136309547
you're asking the wrong person, I hear with enough time it can be permanent since it's just tissue. If you're looking to please then foreplay is more important anyways.
Sage for not anime
I miss visible sage

>>136309281
I would honestly wait a couple of years since new treatments are coming out.

>>136309308
Precisely. Like I said, matter of perspective.
>>136309406
At least you have foreskin going for you, that's something to be proud of, just not something to gloat about. Same with size, it's great to have but bragging about it just makes you sound like a dick. Life can be so ironic.

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>>136301655
Is this from C89?

>>136309281
Try jelqing.

>>136305796
>porn caters to women
It caters almost exclusively to (American/mutilated) men, since it's basically all made in California for the rest of the U.S.

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>>136301655
>>136309705
>a fucking ring pop
Please tell me the context of this is a marriage proposal.

>average sized ponos (5.5 to 6) when erect
>the fucker is like a third of an inch normally though
Shit is like a water balloon. Since I don't walk around with an erect dick I always feel weird getting out of swimming pools and shit.

>>136284635
>>136287333
>>136289063
http://exhentai.org/g/885872/f8ca67cca6/

That took me more time to find than I wanted to.

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>>136309838
>mutilated

can your inferiority complex be any louder? It ain't the circumcised faults that girls think your dick looks like a frosting bag.

>>136310216
Why would girls react like this to me, if I don't live with savages, in a jew community or in a jew controlled counrty (america)?

If you didn't know, here on the civilized world, we are all uncircumcised.

>finally start Monster Musume
>10 chapters in Mermaid, who I've literally never heard of gets introduced
So is she just really unpopular or what? I honestly thought snake, horse, bird, slime, and spider were the only ones.

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>>136310851
>If you didn't know, here on the civilized world, we are all uncircumcised.
>civilized world
>civilized

kek

>>136310851
only stupid women and beyond retarded men believe or give any shits about cut vs uncut
just wash your dick if it's not cut, holy shit. it's not rocket science
some people with actual phimosis have no choice but to get cut

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>>136310956
She's a literal cuck. That's all you need to know.

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>>136309281
I tried this at home. Don't do it!.

>>136311014
that's not even the worst part of it, personality wise she's just boring compared to the other girls
she brings nothing to the harem

If your cock as a curve you win the game .

>>136310982
>only stupid women
>implying that's not all women

All women think your dick looks like a bagworm, they're just being nice okay.

>>136311188
are curved dicks bad?

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>>136311325
Not at all. You know how in hentai girls are always like
>it's hitting my uterus and going into my womb!
It feels like a more minor version of that, it just fills you up in a really nice way.

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>>136311191
>You will never have a choice
>You will never feel the pleasure
>You will never be a whole man
>You will never be a true man
>You are incomplete
>You are forever foreskinless
>You are forever in limbo

>>136288000
>>136288170
I was just reading a manga yesterday where they say that the average size for Japan is 5 inches, but they tried to make themselves feel better by saying it ranges from 3 to 7 globally. Even if it is 5, thats smaller than the more civilized world.

>>136311499
>being this attached to smelly dick skin

where did you life take a wrong turn?

>>136283886
He was probably flaccid, give him a break Suu.

>>136310956
There's also a dullahan, but she's almost non-existent.

>>136303663
>barely over 5

Completely functional, poor anon.

>>136310204
What a horrible sister.

>>136311499
The only sad thing is that you honestly believe that. Every pitiful shriveldick who happens to be uncircumcised is reading that and thinking "Y-yeah, a-at least I'm not mutilated, I'm s-such a m-man..." It'd almost be sad if it wasn't so amusing.

>>136312890
But its funny as fuck.

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>>136311610
>>136313096

That emotion you are feeling right now is envy. Stay half a man. I have a choice to mutilate my cock or not (I am not, who would by choice ?!), you don't. I honestly pity you. Ask your parents why.

>>136313310
I don't see how.

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>>136307247
>just be proud of the dong you do have regardless of its shape or size because you never know what might happen to it.

Truer words have never been spoken.

>>136313539
Do you have a small cock?
Try not to self insert as any of the characters, just read it like an outside perspective.
That's how NTR is hilarious.

>>136288306
>voluntarily sign up
This would immediately invalidate the study.

>>136313640
You don't have to have a small dick to feel bad for the guy. They was wishing death on him in the end. She said her (?) self that he was a good guy.

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>>136309160
This turned me off from papi. She can't even remember her own father.

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>papi won

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>>136313415
Stay quarter of a man, thimble-dick. I hope you're happy with that glorified pimple between your legs just because it has extra skin on it, because everyone else is laughing at it.

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>>136314174
That fact you have that reaction face say a lot. She is a certified super whore. You take what whore bag says with a pile of salt chances are it was said to poking fun at American women *gag*.

>>136315012
What's wrong, hit a little close to home? No surprise there, it's pretty obvious by the way you try so hard to act like a big manly man on an anonymous imageboard, and over foreskin of all things. Though I hate to say it, looks like Panty was right.

>>136315012
>>136316854
Hurry up and post peens

>>136315012
>>136316854
what the hell are you two even arguing about?