>please introduce yourself

>>136283420
anonymous guy with no work to do

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I'm a little girl. I like doing little girl stuff. Please get along with me.

>>136283420
I'm Greg.

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!

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moshi moshi qt girlu dess

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>>136283420

初めまして、シルフィンフォードですわ。よろしくおねがいしますわ。

MY NAME IS ANON AND I MASTURBATE TO CARTOON LITTLE GIRLS

>>136283598
>being gay

>>136283420

C. K. Breeki

>>136283420

Earth, the planet in the solar system that miraculously gave birth to life. In the year After Colony 195, with the development of the colonies people now live in new surroundings, thanks to plentiful natural resources and cultivated technological abilities. However, this new world is nothing but an imitation of humankind's motherland the Earth. But why were the colonies made in the first place? I hear the main purpose was technological development to improve the lives of human kind on Earth. Did human kind start asking too much from this imitation world? The self-sustained way of life is more stable than life on Earth especially since it lacks the risk of natural disasters.

It appeared that this unlimited growth was guaranteeing the eternal existence of human kind. Perhaps there was an age where people dreamed of the possibilities in the outer space, where they could start from scratch. However, it's unthinkable that the colonies or that humankind will ever forget the Earth.

What did technological development in the colonies bring to the Earth? The kind of technology the Earth wants most: military power. Destruction is part of human nature that can never be gotten rid of, and now the colonies are developing a militaristic disposition. The colonies cannot forget the Earth.

>>136283688
he Earth has great beauty. The animals known as humans have acquired such strength that they even think about controlling this planet for themselves. From the point of view of a planet's life, the life of a living thing lasts no more than an instant. But in the end, it is only themselves that humans can think of. Nothing changes. The time spent by humans in outer space has been a complete waste. The ideal is just a dream.

This false pacifism. This false living space. Outer space is nothing but a breeding ground for even more battles in the future. Wars throughout history have claimed many lives. Although human kind has never been able to forget the sorrow that has been caused by the wars, they have not stopped fighting. The blood and tears they shed in battle are merely ceremonial. One can't speak of history without referring to the wars in each era as important events. I'm sure the pale pep talks of fighting for peace have been repeated numerous times in the past. The colonies say they need armaments to maintain peace. It's no different from on Earth. The colonies think they have joined the big boys. I guess they believe that the bloodshed would lead to higher morale [to further unite the colonies.]

So why do people fight anyway? Perhaps the meaning of human existence lies within their will to fight. People feel a sense of accomplishment through battle. And it's also a fact that the ones who are actually fighting are never perceived as being tainted.

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ORE WA GUNDAM.

>>136283420
I'm a man
of wealth and taste

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Hora, nice to meet ya! I'm Mooto Yonchan, hajimemashite! I'm inta cute girls, cute boys, kendo, volleyball, and cute girls! Yoroshiku!

>>136283420
My name is edgy anon-kun. I like edgy things... so please die for me, anon.

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I'm a squi-no wait I mean a normal old kid!
I like doing human kids things like swimming and fishing.

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Akbar

Akbar, a powerful vampire, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun. He resides in Antioch, in search of the Mother and Father, and leaves his victims on the steps of the Temple.

Akbar threatens to kill Pandora unless Marius allows him to see and drink from the ancient couple. He drains Pandora to near death before Marius allows him to see the Mother and Father, and is later destroyed by Akasha when he attempts to drink from her.

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>>136283420

Domo, hajimemashite.

Ninja slayer desu.

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Hello, Ms. Arcade Bumstead!

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Wagahai wa neko de aru!

I'm moot, cuck.

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Pavel sensei, I'm CIA.

>>136284516
You meant to type:
"Paveru-hakase, CIA desu."

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>>136283420
Watashi no bassist! Akiyama Mio!

>>136285048
>I-am-a-ho

How did I not see this? Is that intentional?

>>136285048
Is that supposed to be あほう, as in "I'm an idiot."?

>>136285089
The girls even talked about it. baka senpai

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Na... Na... Nanyako desu!

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>>136285263
You are very 3D.

>>136284672
how is a copy paste meme underrated

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Doozo Onegaishimasu, minna tachi, watashi no namae ha Fune desu, yoroshiku.

>>136285263
No one gives a fuck about your butt ugly face and dick sucking lips, faggot.

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Konnichiwa
Watashi wa amerika no ningen da
Yoroshitekoru onegashimasu

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>>136283420
I'm a prostitute desu

>>136285394
I remember that thread.

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...

>>136285263
Hello, faggot.

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>>136283420
I'm anon, and I'm here to breed with Hotarun.

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>>136285834

Me too brother.

hallo everynyan. howu ar yu? fine sank yu.

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hello everyone I am

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>>136285802
I'm Batman

>>136283472
I'm an anon with too much work to do. Wanna trade?

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Yorokobe nasai, namijuki. Loyal to the absolute ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, the Supreme One known as Ainz Ooal Gown-sama, Narberal Gamma of the Pleiades Battle Maid, Introduce herself.

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>>136283420
Watashi?
Watashi desu!

>>136283948
Please to meet you.

>>136283472
>>136285949
different anon, Is there no middle ground?

>>136285999
Of course I waste my glorious trips on a typo.

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Gokigenyo, anata no Buta-tachi. Kono watakushi-sama ha Fua Ga Tree desu. Yorokobe.

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AND MY NAME IS—!

>>136286025
There is. I just took on too much shit at the moment.

> こんにちは　リアムです。ぼくわきょうしです。

Would that be right or would I use watashi. I'm still hazy on grammar and most words.

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Cute girl desu! Hajimemashite

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>rehearsed giving a talk on my project
>didn't actually rehearse introducing myself
>stumble over my own words
>went overtime for the presentation
Just kill me desu

>>136285394
That was a god-tier thread.

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>>136283420

Anon dess.

Shourai no yume wa ballista dess.

>>136283641
>not drooling over the idea of sucking a girly dick
What a closet fag

>>136283420

I want to breed with hotaru.

>>136285394
Can someone paste a link to the video?

>>136286312
B-ballista!? Watashiwa Roman empire-dess?

I am Ayamadori Yoshio. My name written with kanji "Good" and "Husband".

>>136286362
haram

>>136286053
SHAKE ZULA

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>Ore wa nani demo nakatta kono masko suru made wa

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>>136283420

YEA YEAAAAAAY

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>>136286376
vid dot me/T4WS

That thread was definitely something.

>>136286659
Thanks.

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>>136286546

>implying that you wouldn't

>>136286706
sacrilege, defiling moe is tantamount to blashphemy. It is an unwritten rule

>>136286659
For those who are just learning how to read simple moonrunes, what is this. It seems like a class project where several characters are introduced at the beginning?

>>136286824
The anon who posted it said it was for a Japanese 101 project or something that they did the night before it was due.

>>136286792
really want isis posters to go and stay go

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>>136285979

>>136286908
I gotta start practicing more. I got real into learning months ago. Memorized the kana and some kanji. And basic sentence structure (Rosetta stonefag). Then work started up again

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WATASHI WA KEN-SAMA DA

AMERIKA NI KURU, ANIME TO SUBARASHII NIPPON NO TAME NI

EVANJELLION GA DAISUKI DESU

Y-YOROSHIKU

>>136284326
came to post this

>>136285263
Dem blowjob lips bro.

>>136287302
Don't use Rosetta Stone, anon. It's bad for Japanese. Google Tae Kim or Genki and use one of those. Or if you really want something to listen to I've heard JapanesePod101 isn't half-bad.

>>136284326
Domo, ninja sureia-san

NINJA dess

皆さん、お尻を食べるのが好きですか。

>>136287553
Fuck off back to reddit.

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>>136283616
>私なし

Who the fuck is this uncouth whore and why is she doing a shit job pretending to be my waifu?

>>136287334
Gosh I'm not the only one who watched that? It was so bad and good

>>136287375
Alright I'll look those up. What are they like? I pirated RS for German years ago outta boredom and loved the way it taught you. So I used it for Japanese a few months back

>>136287703
Genki is just a textbook, which Tae Kim basically is as well, but it's available for free online. JapanesePod101 is a podcast featuring a guy with a somewhat annoying voice and regular native speakers that together work through grammar and expressions et.c, using less and less English as they move on. There's a thread for learning Japanese on this board if you didn't know that already.

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>>136285195

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WASHI GA OTOKOJUKU JUKUCHO EDAJIMA HEIHACHI DE ARRRRR

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MONDAY DESU

>>136287982
Yeah the DJT. I've never bothered to look into that cuz whenever I lurk there its a buncha kanji that I don't know.
You'll see me there one day anon..

One day

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Boku wa

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Smug desu

>>136286428
>Watashiwa
It's youtashiwa when you don't talk about yourself gaijin.

>>136283552
>I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect
Everytime I see something new in this

>>136283420
Yo me llamo Ralph

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>>136285834
>>136285892
>>136286362
>>136286706

Delete these posts.

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>>136283420
Watashi wa best grill desu. Please take care of me.

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>>136283420
>>136283420

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y name is Van. I'm an artist, a performance artist. I am hired so people can fulfill their fantasies... their DEEPDARKFANTASIES.

>>136290730
FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN.

>>136290730
Oh, is it gachimuchi time already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJvGMYxDPs

>>136288888

>88888

what a waste

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>umi da

>>136290722
This looks shopped

>>136291185
Maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VYgjkTTIHc

>>136292225
thanks captain obvious.

I'm a faceless rapist. Nice to meet everyone. I am frequently busy since me and my fellow faceless friends are in many doujins. I hope to get to know all of you in the future.

>>136292452
It's just a marker so I can find the image later

>>136283420
Im a 24 years old wizard that crossover /a/ /co/ /m/ /tg/ and /g/

>>136292342
amazing

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>>136292624
>24 years old
>wizard

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>>136285834
>>136285892
I will protect hotarun

>>136292496
Muscle faceless rapist or fat?

>>136292651
Whats wrong anon?

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>EEEEEHHHHHH?

>>136292671
I am just an average faceless rapist, although I have both fat and muscled friends.

>>136286312
Did any one else have to do this here in america? I fucking hated it. All the way from elementary to high school we did this dribble where we had to introduce ourselves, our hobbies, what we wanna do after high school, and some other shit. I felt like I was back in first grade every time we had to do it.

>>136293326
>not ditching the first class of the first day
Dumb burger

>>136293326
They still make you do it now and again in university, and even in some office environments.
Either that or the insipid icebreaker bingo.

>>136293362
For what purpose? aren't there like a hundred students each class?

>>136293455
Only some major lectures are that big. You might have 1 or 2 of those a semester after first year, and the rest of your classes are much smaller, usually 15-60 students and held either by a prof doing it for a hobby or a non-phd lecturer. The way most schools do it is that there's a couple specific classes you need in order to finish your degree, and the rest of the requirement is just a certain number of generic credits within certain faculties. The required courses are always huge, while the rest are much smaller as thousands of students spread out along hundreds of optional courses.

Plus, even the larger lectures have tutorials that are usually no more than 20 students.

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>>136292624
>24 years old
>wizard

Hola, me llamo Anon. Espero llevarme bien con ustedes. Desu.

>>136294551
chi

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(insert name), 42yr old unemployed britbong. Photoshop expert and occasional freelance graphic designer. Educated to post graduate level in Material Science and IT, holder of many IT related certifications. I like to dabble in programming, systems administration and electronics, as well as volunteering in my local community to help out the elderly and terminally ill.

>>136284516
>>136284723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw

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>>136283420
>introducing yourself
It would be extremly painful

>>136285903
Waaaaa im sorry

>>136285903
OH MAI GAD

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>>136283420
HAIIIIIIIIIII

>>136295255
You cheeky bastard. I thought my browser crashed or something.

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>>136283420

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>>136295255
Nice one

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>>136285456
>talking shit about coppola-chan

>>136283420

始めまして、ぼくはアノンです、よろしくお願いします。

it's been while since i type nippon. should be correct. maybe ;_;

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BEHOLD GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS

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>>136295888
BANG

>>136290722
Why would you shop another character over that image?
The original was already perfect.

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>>136296157
Yeah, it needs a liquid ocelot edit.

/v/ please go.

>>136296253
As much as I love TPP, Ocelot wasn't really Ocelot in MGS 5.

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俺はかわいい少女です。

>>136287594
Go fuck yourself

>>136285999
Hope you guess my name.

>inb4 anon

>>136296876
something is confusing me about this

>>136296902
Is it the nature of my game?

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>>136296936
could be, could be

>>136284516
Classmates, CIA desu, Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!

>tfw lunch time
>everybody crowds around your desk asking questions

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>>136297263
>detonate

>>136297263
and do you have answers?