Monogatari

Because Nisio thinks funny names+wordplay=good writing.

>>136275514
He's right

>>136275880
It also helps that he obviously spends a lot of effort figuring out exactly who his characters are and how they would react in any given situation instead of railroading them in a direction the plot demands.

>>136275236
best /a/ vampire

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>>136275236
>Wazamonogatari

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>>136276460
)<>((

>>136276017
That's something I really appreciate in his writing.

is wazamono the movies in theatres now or is that a volume yet to be adapted?

>>136276900
jesus christ how new are you faggot

>>136275236
Because vampires are chuuni as fuck already

>>136276948
born yesterday, now breast feed me

I don't know, but I love it.

Cum-shot Areola-orgasm Hard-anal-bang

>>136275236
>Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master
>Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings
I haven't seen anything about Waza yet are you joking or are these the actual names because what the fuck?

>>136277418
The translation on the second one is kinda iffy, but that's the best anyone could come up with.

Spoiler source:
http://hanabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/magazin/1441544993/488
http://hanabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/magazin/1441544993/489

>>136277418
What were you expecting
>Kissshot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade

>>136276983
I'll breastfeed you with my nipple cock

>>136277531
What does it say?

>>136275236
I know this feel

They could use something believable like for example Remilia or something.

>>136277717
That one actually rolls off the tongue and sounds cool. I mean it's still retarded and chuuni as fuck, but c'mon, it's infinitely better than fucking Suicide-Master. They sound like names ripped off of some edgy Deviantart OC made for a Sword Art Online/Naruto crossover fanfic.

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I kept thinking it was Areola, not Acerola, not that either one would make any sense

>>136275236
>Why does Nisio keep giving vampires these chuuni as fuck names?
In Monogatari, Vampires are emo edgelords. This is why their major cause of death is suicide. Shinobu is the longest lived vampire on record because her emo got cured by doughnuts.

>>136278437
>rolls off the tongue
Kiss-Shot rolls off the tongue and so does Heart-Under-Blade, but no fucking way does Acerola-Orion roll of the tongue.

>>136278049
Trying to put together shit from a machine translation:

Acerola Bonappetit
Narrator is Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master
This story is about how Princess Acerola turned into Kiss-Shot. I can't translate the details, but at the end it mentions flashing forward to present time and Deathtopia has heard rumors of Kiss-Shot and decides to head to Japan to catch up.

Karen Ouga
The narrator is Shinobu(?). During summer vacation in her first year of high school Karen decides to go on a mountain training journey. Araragi is worried about her so he asks Shinobu to tag along in her shadow. Karen gets into all sorts of trouble and Shinobu saves her each time.

Tsubasa Sleeping
The narrator is Hanekawa. While searching for Oshino, she meets Dramaturgie in Germany. He's having problems with two other vampires and Hanekawa ends up helping. She gets bitten, but the blood she got healed with back in Kizu was still in her system and the vampire who bit her couldn't take it and was defeated.

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>>136279086
>doughnuts
It's donuts, you swine. This is an American board.

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>>136276393
>2nd best /a/ vampire
FTFY

>>136279187
>Dramaturgie
Huh. I was wondering when he'd show up again. For a minute I thought Nisio forgot all about him.

>>136279187
Karen is the narrator of Karen Ouga.

>>136279187
>Dramaturgie

I wonder what his full name is. Everyone used to call Shinobu "Heart-Under-Blade," so I would imagine "Dramaturgie" is just a surname and is preceded by a bunch of other incoherent gibberish.

>>136279746
I have a feeling that only the really old vampires get long stupid names.

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post big fat vampire

>>136280432
Big fat bat tats

>>136279187
>Araragi is worried about her so he asks Shinobu to tag along in her shadow. Karen gets into all sorts of trouble and Shinobu saves her each time.
This sounds cute and funny.

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>>136280458

>>136278988
She prefers virgins?

>>136280461
Sounds like the counterpart to Tsukihi Undo, where Yotsugi has to convince Tsukihi that she's a magical girl and almost gets killed in the process.

>>136275236
I only like when Izuko says Kiss Shots full name.

That shit is still fucking retarded. Kiss Shot sounds just fine or just Heart Under Blade.

The names are fucking retarded but when you're an OP vampire you can call your self anything you want.

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When is Hitagi Rendezvous
I need more Crab in my life.

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>>136275236
> Deathopia Virtuoso Suicide master
> Suicide Master

How the fuck am I in Monogatari?

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>>136282028
a shit

>>136275514
Its a Japanese joke based on the language.
It wasn't meant to be understood in English

>>136277717
"heart-under-blade" is just breaking up the kanji for "shinobu

>>136275236
So can these actually be turned into halfway reasonable Japanese names too, or is he too far gone now?

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>>136278178
The young descent of Tepes, great taste anon.

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>>136275236

>>136282921
Is this a new fetish?

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>>136282178
GET

>>136281703
>...that she's a magical girl...

Which is this referring to? Is she showing off her rulebook, or is she convincing Tsukihi to acquire magical powers? I initially read it as the latter, and it immediately made me want to track down that chapter.

>>136283770
The blood, amputation, or neck licking?

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>>136283846
Doesn't matter. Saved.

>>136283892
Don't save the sample.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54699565

>>136283958
Bob cut Shinobu is a nice change of pace for Kizu but I hope that she doesn't have her hair cut in Waza.

>>136283958
Is this when she was a princess? Cause if so this is extra adorable.

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>Buy figure for $100
>have to pay $50 shipping

FUCK

>>136282921
Araragi looks too much like Kaiki in that pic

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>>136285057
I hope it's worth it.

>tfw Maaya won1t do character songs
>tfw no jazz club singer Shinobu
>tfw no jazz club Shinobu+Araragi duet or possibly Araragi on an instrument(piano?)

>>136285591
the headpat scene was the highlight of part 1!

>>136283770
It's a canon scene from Kizu

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>>136275236
>Wazamonogatari
Just stop already. We have enough.

>>136285755
I could have sworn I heard Maaya's voice in some of the scatting during a recent trailer.

>>136286504
But Nisio just introduced a new plotline and announced two more novels this year.

>>136286387
>all the baby screams

That was disturbing

>>136286504
>Just stop already. We have enough.
How else could we get more goddess snail?

>>136286582
Anything involving the exorcists? I want college shenanigans

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>>136287095
We only have the titles of upcoming novels: Nademonogatari and Musubimonogatari. Someone who knows moon can figure out what the titles mean.

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>>136275236

Betting Araragi will get a fucked up name if Nisio actually makes him go full vamped later on. I am interested how this LN was very Vamp orientated. Hell probably a reason why Dram was in it for Araragi to contact him in the future. Who the hell knows with Nisio. Excited.

>>136287258
Could Nademono be a new Snek story?

>>136287561
>See Araragi, Dramaturgie and Episode team up

Would be fun to read, if not somewhat depressing probably.

>>136275236
>Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master

If you removed the Suicide-Master part of the name, that would actually be a fucking cool name for a vampire.

Wonder if Araragi will get given a fucked up name.

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Adorable.

>>136287258

quick dictionary look up: the nade means "brush gently, stroke, caress"
the musubi "to tie, to bind, to link, to bear (fruit)"
sounds like lewd as fuck stories

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>>136289745

My body is ready.

>>136290210

Alwyas wondered what was going through the guys head when he suggested powerpuff girl moment.

I haven't even started Koyomimonogatari is it even worth it?

>>136290345

For the surprise at the end. Yeah. Wait if you watched all of mono to this point, why would you not watch it?

>>136290357
idk cant even remember, i didn't watch tsuki either, can i just skip tsuki or what?

>>136290473
>idk
>skipping

>>>/reddit/

>>136279238
>please speak the same retarded version of the glorious british language I speak
I'm pretty sure he hates freedom too, if you ask me.

>>136282028
Is that ARARAGI sub decent? I heard commie was subbing it, should I just wait?

Kind of would like to see Araragi go back to a familiar personality like he was in KIzu.

>>136290710
>Commie

You don't need them as you got ARARARAGI subs by good fellow /a/nons.

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>>136279187
>decides to head to Japan to catch up

Good luck Araragi.

>>136279086
>2016
>using emo unironically

I always thought that Kiss-Shot's name was a reference to the retarded names the first Shinto deities had. Here's a small sample:

Master-of-the-August-Center-of-Heaven deity

High-August-Producing-Wondrous deity

Divine-Producing-Wondrous deity

Pleasant-Reed-Shoot-Prince-Elder deity

Heavenly-Eternally-Standing deity

Earthly-Eternally-Standing deity

Brave-Sun-Confronting-Luxuriant-Wondrous-Lord-Youth

Heavenly-August-Sky-Luxuriant-Dragon-fly-Lord-Youth

Seems to me that chuunibyou is an ancient Jap tradition.

>>136283958
that thigh gap is huge

>>136291853
Those are just overly long job titles that still sorta make sense when you say it.

Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings
I have no idea what these name even mean.

>>136292159

I wonder if they just make those names as they know people will be forced to say it out of respect for how high vamps are in the chain.

>>136292269
Not that anon but I'm 100% confident there are vampires who are just trolling the people below them by making them say ridiculous shit with the utmost respect.

>>136291769

Araragi could always go back to full power at worst case scenario. By default he should be second strongest under Kiss-shot.

>>136292529
Third or Fourth strongest.

Seishiro is definitely a stronger vampire than Araragi and Yozuru is stronger than Seishiro.

>>136276460
fucking down sydrome

>>136275236
kiss shot? moar like slutshot amirite?

If only we had Kaiki as the MC instead of that faggot this series would be worth the struggle of watching it.

>>136291795
>>using emo unironically
What else are you suppose to describe suicidal vampires who cry blood?

>>136279187
Shinobu can hide under other people now?

>>136292679
Then you'd be complaining about Meme not being the MC because Kaiki is a complete faggot.

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>>136292593

Yozuru wouldn't be stronger than Seishiro if he was before his suicide. The Seishiro you see in Owari vol 2 is powered up by all the oddities that were attracted to the shrine. So he didn't have what he had, which is why the charm fucked him up so wonderfully.

>>136292735
Suicidal vampires who cry blood.

>>136292735

Vampires at deaths door.

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>>136292853
You talk a good game but the context in which Yozuru was said to have been stronger than Seishiro was 400 years ago during his prime under Kiss-shot.

>>136292904

Nah bullshit.

>>136292838
I probably would, but it'd still be better

>>136279187
>She gets bitten, but the blood she got healed with back in Kizu was still in her system and the vampire who bit her couldn't take it and was defeated.

This is gonna end with Tsubasa becoming a vampire by proxy and Nisio going full Urobuchi on her isn't it?

If she does, would that stir up the cat inside her, what would Araragi think and about it? Would Shinobu start shitting on her or be sympathetic.

Sodachi couldn't escape and heal so easily, eventually finding happiness and neither can she it seems.

>>136292529

He can be if he threw out his humanity and tried to push the limits of his mind.

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>>136292956
inb4 you think your opinion means more than Gaen's.

Following the constant theme that Kai are linked to the imagination of humans, Warhammer style, it will be revealed that all of these Kai were actually brought into existence by Oshino's university club being chuuni fanboys and creating all of these supernatural elements. The club members then split into factions (those wanting to destroy the Kai they created and those that want to keep them around). The reason why these vampires have such silly chuuni names is because they were literally made up and brought into existence by rabid chuuni fanboys.

>>136292991

No since Hanekawa accepted all the stuff and is an oddity herself. Plus that happened when she was travelling around. Since we do see her later on beyond that, safe to say Hanekawa won't become a vampire.

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What happened to good old fashioned first name last name?

>>136292987
Is that a fact? The Kaiki arc worked so well precisely because Araragi was the MC for so long. People need to understand that.

>>136293034

I don't trust the amount of time, Nisio never let's his favorites go. It's gonna be relevant to something later.

Would laugh if this chick vamp who helped Kiss-shot turn vamp starts messing with Araragi.

>>136293098
>I don't trust the amount of time, Nisio never let's his favorites go. It's gonna be relevant to something later.
Hanekawa can never become "normal", she IS an oddity herself. As in the Cat and the Tiger are just extra oddities. Hanekawa IS an oddity period.

>>136291853
You will get similar weird impressions from normal Japanese names too if you translate their kanji literally into English.

>>136293147
That deathtopia vampire is a woman?

>>136275236
Reminds me of Melty blood's vampires...

Night of Wallachia, Michael Roa Valdamjong
Nrvnqsr Chaos, Gransung Blackmore

>>136277717
Infinitely better than suicide master
At least that one is meaningless. Suicide master sounds like a robot.

>>136293098

I see more relevance of Dram showing up if anything.

is the story actually continuing chronologically? is there hope?
please no vampire war like some twilight shit

>>136291853
It makes more sense in the language. Regular words are usually two or more characters but individual kanji have vague meanings associated with them. It's pleasantly deft to string individual kanji together to form a title. It's somewhat similar to the practice of combining root Latin prefixes like pre-.

>>136293245

Yes as in the past she goes to have a girl talk with Kiss-shot. So the narrator is a female who is telling about the past.

>>136293468
>Vampire war

What? Like I know enough of that shit to say there wasn't a vampire war.

>>136293487
I wonder if there's vofan art of her.

>>136293468

The whole Deathopia one might be beyond Hana timeline wise at the end. So who knows what Nisio is planning.

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>>136293271
From the company that brought you the Kiss-shot™ comes the new Suicide-Master™!
For today only you too can own a brand new Suicide-Master™ for when you need to clean up those messy mistakes such as living, surviving and that always bothersome clinging to life.
Now I know this sounds amazing but wait there's more!
Order now and we won't just give you a single Suicide-Master, we'll throw in a Tropicalesque Home-a-wave Dog-strings ABSOLUTELY FREE.

That's iron-blooded, hot-blooded, cold-blooded value you won't find anywhere else but only for a limited time offer.

*offer not valid in areas where the Tokyo Metropolitan Ordinance are in effect

>>136293508
theyre introducing new vampires, i am saying i hope it doesnt get to the point where we have different factions of vampire fighting

>>136293552

The two new vampires we met were being hunted by Dram is not a surprise considering what he is a part of. He was on the job and Hanekawa just got involved. Plus who knows what other vampires do. Though I doubt there will be a war with Nisio being the author.

>>136293527

Be surprised if there was.

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>>136293551

Thanks afterlife Billy Mays.

>>136275236
>>136282242
it's a really obtuse joke that only half works because Nisio's incompetent at English, and the joke uses English as the crux of the wordplay. It's not really meant to be understood by anyone, except maybe people knowledgeable in both languages except he didn't bother checking to see if it actually worked.

>>136282353

>none of that group's Kiss Shot doujins are translated

Feels bad, man.

>>136293629
>and Hanekawa just got involved.

>she who has suffered the aberrant is drawn to it

Will she ever be "normal"? Or must she accept her fate and go balls deep into the oddity world

The latter had a chance for a busty pyromancer catwoman ara-ara milf who is also a detective, do I choose the later.

>>136294682
>Will she ever be "normal"?

Nope. Hanekawa is fucked. She's absolutely stuck on the Kaiki/Oshino route for life.

>Or must she accept her fate and go balls deep into the oddity world

This is pretty much the end she's headed for. She's going to continue to attract oddities to her for the rest of her life.
She's just lucky she's Gaen-tier or she'd be fucked since she's neither Yozuru-tier strength, Oshino-tier multitalented nor willing to Kaiki con people into no longer believing oddities.

>>136294682
Well her choices are become a specialist or become a crazy old cat lady whose closest friend is a vibrator dubbed Koyomin.

>>136294682
>be normal

No, as she chose to not live a normal life at all. Hanekawa just has no interest in wanting to. She became an oddity herself after accepting the cat as a part of herself.

https://youtu.be/C8Yq4-gqMbA

>>136295321

I feel like I would probably be putting parts of my soul into that rather than cash the way the ad is going.

>>136295321
>1:39
Kaiki sounds very off

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>>136295321

>kizu will never be released on BD

>>136295321
what is this

>>136296145
>Shaft will stop loving money
>implying

>>136294682
>Will she ever be "normal"? Or must she accept her fate and go balls deep into the oddity world
Why do you think Araragi deliberately try to keep his entire family away from oddities? Why do you think he keeps it all a secret like everyone else? It isn't a conspiracy, it is just because the best protection against oddities is to not even know they exist.

The second you "peak behind the curtains", as it were, the illusion is broken and you become exposed to the dangers all around you.

This is why, despite there being an entire society of monster hunters, no one wanted to reveal the "truth" to the world. Because doing that just puts more people in physical danger. Ignorance is literally protecting all but the most unlucky individuals.

>>136296145

As long as there is a cocaine supply in the world, SHAFT will keep pulling in the dosh to satisfy their addiction.

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>>136275236
>vampires
>not talking about the best vampire of all animes instead
https://a.uguu.se/ihjtew.mp4

>>136293007
I thought she meant, Yozuru could help him dying, not being stronger than him.

>>136296919
>animes

Get out.

>>136296939

Its what I assumed.

>>136296919
I really can't decide what's worse. This post or -gatari threads

>>136296191
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>>136297259
>>136296919
Kill yourself you crossboarding retards.

>>136296919
Wow.

>>136296919
This is some multi-layered shit bait going on.

>>136297259
im sorry i dont get it.

>>136282242
>>136294201
It's not just to sound funny? What's the joke?

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>tfw the closest theater showing kizu hasn't started selling tickets yet

So I started rewatching Bake for the commentary tracks and I'm not sure, are they reading a script or is it all ad-libbed?

>>136296145
It will.

>mfw finished all my exams and will go see Kizu here in Japan

>>136297734
Japanese slot machines.

>>136298519
Pretty sure Nisio wrote the commentary tracks.

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Yotsugi without hat.

>>136298835
she ded now.

>>136298835
Blasphemy. Yotsugi without the hat is no Yotsugi at all.

>>136298835

Damn feels weird with no hat.

>>136298754
Makes sense. Ep 1 felt quite natural but in Ep 2 it becomes very obvious. Not that I mind, in fact that makes them even more worth watching. It's also super comfy.

>>136283958
I thought she was a European aristocrat? What's up with the Japanese sliding wall and bear?

>>136282028
>Redditgahara
Not even once. Get away from this best girl thread.

>>136298835
I thought Yotsugi was actually in the hat and was just controlling the little girl body.

>>136298519
>So I started rewatching Bake for the commentary tracks and I'm not sure, are they reading a script or is it all ad-libbed?
It's not just a script; it is entirely canon. In that if the characters say something rest assured that it is in-character. The author was even at the studio and changing the script on the fly when the lines are too long or too short to fit in the allocated scenes.

>>136298890
>she ded now.
She was always dead.

>>136300012
The corpse is her. I'm not sure Nisio even describes her as having a hat.

There are people who still haven't seen Kizumonogatari.

Just caught up to all the available anime (minus the Kizu movie) and I've read some very brief summaries of the remaining novels

I've got a really dumb question regarding Mayoi Hell - does Koyomi revert back to full human after being brought out of hell with Mayoi?

>>136292679
Koyomi isn't even at the forefront of events for huge chunks of the series, I don't get why so many people complain that they want less of him

Kaiki in Hitagi End was mostly fun but his big speech at the end was an awful way to end it all, they should leave that stuff to Koyomi and the others. The verbal beatdowns Shinobu and Tsukihi gave to Nadeko back in the Medusa arc were way more harder hitting/ convincing than that wishy-washy dreams shit he was awkwardly spouting.

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>>136300196
Anon pls.

>>136298835
>>136298938
>>136298961
>>136300012
>>136300166

You guys realize it's just a sack, not a hat, right?

>>136300196
I haven't. I don't go outside and I don't even know if it's showing in a theater nearby. Plus I hate going to watch shows in groups of people I don't know. Movies, concerts, etc are always terrible for me.

>>136300669
How does it not fall down???

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Stil doesn't beat https://youtu.be/bmKH7i8kalA

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>>136296919
fuck off you fucking retard you don't even know good anime. I hope you fucking get run over by a japanese truck for being this retarded. I bet you're sitting there snickering to yourself about how edgy you're being and how amazing your tastes are. You're nothing but a 14 year old who doens't even know what good anime is. try watching some better shows like Shiki you goddamned pleb. You ruin the quality of this board wiht your bad taste and I hope you get banned for being terminally shit. goddamn I hate poeple like you who continously post the same tired anime and don't even consider watching new things. How old is Hellsing even? it's probably past your bedtime and your'e too young to be watching. I hope you get struck by lighting after the truck gets you, you shitter. Let me guess, after reading this you're going to start posting smug faces because that's all you can do to argue. Get a life man, go outside and meet some friedns every once in a while you fucking nasty neckbeard.

>>136292653
more like cumshot desu

Is it just me or Koyomimonogatari fucking sucks? And what's with 540p?

>>136301663
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. I will shit lemon-limes all over you. Thanks for coming out, but I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. sad.

>>136275236

Nisio has always had bad writing. Nobody actually knows why his works are so popular and overrated here in the west. Like a majority of his shit doesn't even sell well in Japan. It's never even in the top 50's of bestsellers for LN's in Japan.

>>136301925
It's mostly just pointless story events besides the last two episodes. If people already complained that owari seemed like filler, this is much worse in this aspect, and which is why it isn't a proper season and just a mobile app exclusive.

>>136302095
fuck off you reddit shit get off my board
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04VDEdMHxrh

>>136302127

I also noticed that too. Owari was a major step down compared to the other stories.

>>136302127
>rhymes "had" with "bad"
>complains about someone else's writing

>>136302174
>stories
Don't you mean monogataries?

>>136302196

Lol you wrote to the wrong person

>Complains about someone else's writing

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>>136301663
>>136302095
Why?

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>>136302174
I wasn't talking about myself, I loved owari and I'm enjoying koyomi. I was just saying that people who are only interested in the story and not the characters will not enjoy this.

>>136302174
Owari was better than Nise, Hana and Tsuki.

>>136302245

I wouldn't even call them that... honestly bro. If you read original Japanese literature, especially mythologies like Kappa's and Youkai, etc ( You'll love them trust me.) The anime actually sucks writing and story-wise.

>>136302315

Oh, I don't really care. The good majority, the ones that are smarter, know Owari was overrated trash.

>>136302246
>>136302371
Fuck off, newfag.

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>>136302455
>The good majority, the ones that are smarter
You mean yourself

>>136302174
I liked the whole thing with Seishiro; what I didn't like was that we got most of it from Gaen as opposed to the man himself. It would have been nice to have some banter with him or at least some less ambivalent answers about the reasons for his change of heart and the actual nature of his relationship with Shinobu.

>>136302484

Kid, I have been here since you were in elementary school, so do yourself a favor and fuck off.

>>136302509

Do some goddamn research before you talk shit, newfag. It's called google.

http://myanimelist.net/anime/31181/Owarimonogatari/reviews

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>>136302455
>The good majority, the ones that are smarter, know Owari was overrated trash.
>>136302588
>MAL reviews

>>136302588
>seriously linking to MAL

Just get out.

>inb4 lol i trol u

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>>136302588
>MAL reviews

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>>136301663
>raging about other peoples taste
>call them to 'Get a life' and 'nasty neckbeard'.

Not bad, anon. Not bad.

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>>136302588

>>136302645
>>136302649
>>136302668
>>136302731


Of course, every newfags only weapon
>Greentext
>Can't even google
>Smug anime reaction faces.

Cancer is bad.

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>>136302759
oh no

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>>136302588
Bakemonogatari: 8.41
Nisemonogatari: 8.23
Monogatari SS: 8.83
Hana: 8.16
Tsuki: 8.26
Owari: 8.49

So second best season by reviews even in your retarded "source".

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>>136302759
check em

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How about we try ignoring the obvious bait.

>>136302789
>>136302800
>>136302803

Bait, newfags, and cancer. Man /a/ really is trash now ain't it?

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>>136302832
No.

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>>136302832

>>136302166
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. if you were dying of thirst i would spit in your mouth and bitch-slap you. if you needed a ride, id hit you with my car, back up and do it again. if you needed directions, id send you straight to hell. if you were held hostage, id call in SEAL team 6, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no".P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

>>136302865

It's not even worth wasting my time trying to educate you tards. The monogatari fanbase will forever be one of the most cancerous and retard fanbase out here. baka newfags ruin everything.

>>136302800
>Nise and Hana lowest
>SS and Owari highest

Wow. MAL somehow manages to have the exact opposite of good taste.

>>136302832
This is practically a general, so these faggots will do anything to keep the thread alive.

>>136302951
you're doing a good job too so it evens out

>>136297780
>>136294201
bump

>>136303095
Go back to your loli thread, /v/.

>>136300483

The reason Kaiki gave her the talk that way is because it got to the heart of the matter, she is a silly kid who got godlike powers. No one talked to her like her opinions mattered, and Araragi and her parents coddled her.

Araragi is the worst person to talk with her precisely because he honestly never gave a damn about the real her. Same with Sodachi, and why Hanekawa had to be the one to help him steer the conversation with her in ways that didn't get him hit with something and thrown out, so they could get her to spill the beans.

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>>136303141

/soc/ actually Loli threads are even worse. I've never been on /v/ before. Only wallpapers, anime wallpapers, anime and manga, and somes random.

>>136302934
Bake > SS overall
but I'm personally biased torwards SS because of Tsubasa Tiger, the Shinobu & Araragi interactions in general, and the stuff with Hachikuji.

Owari is definitely worse than both of them though. Decent Black and Mathemagic are top tier OP songs though, so there's that atleast.

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>>136303198

No he didn't!!!

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>>136303251

Hana> Nise> SS> everything else prove me wrong

Kizu>everything else

>there are plebs who still haven't seen Kizu

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>>136303322

Don't be so smug, I got to skype it through a friend in Japan. Wah Ha ha ha

>>136302248

Man, Hanekawa gets the best "I am tired of you and your shit" faces.

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>>136303393

No she doesn't

(Pic related.)

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Hey guys look booty. Skirt booty.

>>136303464

I'm not too fond of Ougi because male>female but Hanekawa DAYUUUUM!

>>136303464
>You will never feel that spooky Ougi booty.

>>136303503
Hanekawa has got awesome body.

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>>136276460
I recognize that bulge

I c ant help but think this series would have been better if it was about slut shot as an adult vampire rather tahn hurr harem male lead.

>>136303513

I'll never feel monkey booty either. I'm like 90% it's tight and firm.

>>136303569
this is why kizumonogatari is the best.

>>136284219
>Shinobu
That's Kiss-shot though

>>136303621

Kiss-shit..

>>136303429

Nah, that can't even compare to the couple of episodes with Ougi. Hell even her OP in Bake had some good "sick of your shit" faces.

Wish I had that screencap where she says to Ougi, "it's my win". Just the utter revulsion and such a sweet girl's face, like she would go Wayne Brady on Ougi if she could.

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>>136303643

Lol I know, I'm just giving you a little bit a Tsundere service.

>>136303643

My favorite part was when Araragi said something about how he wanted to feel her breast and she looked at him and said "You are starting to get me angry" or something...

>>136300196
Britfag holding out for a US camrip

>>136303643

I think it was the episode where she was wearing the hat to cover up her cat ears. You know what I'm talking about?

>>136300483
What Tsukihi said was pretty much spot on, yeah
>"It's your fault that you're just cute and nothing else, isn't it?"

>>136303322
I'm reading some pretty mixed opinions about it on 2ch

>>136300483
not sure if he goes full human, but he does go vampire again by the end of ougi dark

>>136303787
Yes, people complaining about the fact that it's short and ends abruptly and because jewplex is fucking shit for dividing it into 3 parts. Other than than, it's getting positive feedback.

>>136300196
I'm waiting to see it in the theater next month.

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Is Arararagi going to die.

>>136304082

Well to be fair he is actually kind of already dead being a vampire and all. Just more so will he finally embrace it and let go of his fake humanity.

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>>136304082
Probably
but most of his harem will be waiting for him in the afterlife by that point anyway so it's all good

>>136303303
>SS below Nise
Koimonogatari, or even Otorimonogatari is more interesting than anything in Nise
Nise is just fanservice season

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>>136304218
>Nise is just fanservice season

>>136304218
Nise is for true patricians.

Was Kizu already subbed?

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>>136304082
Of course not. That wouldn't make sense, Anonmin.

>>136304253
I meant to say it has no interesting plot or dialogue
No, don't post that picture.

>>136304218
I liked Tsukihi Phoenix. Karen Bee wasn't great though and did not benefit from being as long as it was at all

>>136304204
>Afterlife


Araragi is doomed forever to end up at Avīci no matter what due to him saving Kiss-shot. He is fucked anon.

>>136304326
I'm aware
most of the cast is doomed to end up in hell though, and going by Mayoi Hell it seemingly is possible for people in different levels to meet up

>>136304308
Confirmed for getting distracted by the tits and ass and not paying attention.

>>136304326
If he keeps his pact, maybe he'll get to stick with Shinobu in Avīci.

>>136304377

I doubt on cat ending up. Plus Ghost ended up meeting Araragi was because she was to escort him.

>>136286504
I just want an arc of Goddess Mayoi and vampire Arararagi going on some sort of adventure
+Doll to fully reunite the loli triumvirate I guess

>>136304383
SS had tits and ass. I'd remember if it was interesting.
OST and visuals are better in SS too, although this is more of tastes thing. But you won't convince me that Nise was interesting.

>>136304641

SS was a piece of shit for most of the cut content and squishing SHAFT did. Hell they fucking ended up pulling Hana out to make it an OVA. Random anon who seen your post at the front page.

>>136304601
>of Goddess Mayoi and vampire Arararagi

Goddess Mayoi would be fun to see what she does being a god of the place, vamp Araragi would be amazing for the fact Araragi went full vamp. So him being in that situation would be interesting.

>>136304641
I'm not here to convince you Nise was interesting. I'm just here to laugh at you.

Someone tell me what happens in the final episode of owarimonogatari.
I can't even remember if I finished it or not. I just want a spoiler so I know if I did.

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>>136304326
>Remembered Kabuki
>Kiss-shot is suffering in a hell of her own with Araragi dead and unable to kill herself
>Araragi died and ended up in hell after failing to find Shinobu

Well damn.

>>136305028
The duel between Koyomin and the trap samurai

>>136305028

Araragi wins and about to kill first with the sword. Which Shinobu rejects him and wants to be with Araragi. All while first is a mute, blind, partial head neck and probably deaf. Also Araragi fucked up with his memory on the armor.

>>136305113
>>136305137
Shit. I didn't finish it.
Now to find out where I left off.

>>136304377
I don't think any of the other chicks barring Kiss-Shot herself will end up in the same level
that being said he'll probably be drowing in hot vampire pussy in general so there's that

>>136305069
I'm sure Shinobu had a sit down and did some serious thinking about herself after seeing that.

>>136293552
Reminds me how other gods besides Haruhi were introduced in Haruhi Suzumiya series and then nothing

Isn't Araragi supposed to be very powerful at the end of Zoku? How can this Deathtopia vampire expect to compete?

>>136305859
Araragi can't control that power and Deathtopia doesn't want to fight, she wants to have a chat.

>>136305859

As this anon says >>136306033
Basically Araragi as much pros he has, he is still inexperienced in the grand of things.

>>136304480
>I doubt on cat ending up.

Well we don't know since Mayoi ended up there for the crime of dying before her parents.

If Hanekawa ends up in Heaven, she would probably end up talking her friends in, knowing her.

>>136305328
>>136304480
>>136304377
In the upcoming Wazamonogatari LN, Karen goes off in the mountains to train or some shit and Koyomi secretly passes Shinobu onto her so that she can keep an eye on his dumbfuck sister and rescue her from whatever trouble she inevitably gets herself into

Following the bullshit rules of Shinto hell, that might actually be sufficient enough to shift Karen over into this "Avici" level that Koyomi is doomed to

>>136306219

Karen is innocent in it. Araragi would still be the one who gets the shit for it.

>>136306260
>Karen is innocent in it
Hachikuji was innocent in her crime too and she still ends up in her level of hell
As I said, Shinto hell follows some bullshit rules

>>136306296

She got the lightest one. Basically the "spend some time here and get slighly comfy before you move on". Though yeah Shinto hell rules are funny.

>>136306296

What level do you think each girl would go to?

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You know I would be interested if Araragi ended up with Kiss-shot as lovers. Not even an OTP view. I want to see the crazy path that would lead to. Probably be hilariously dysfunctional.

>>136306368
Snake and Crab would go to the worst girl level, that's for sure

>>136304204
She look so fluffly.

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>>136303464
goddamn, hanekawa has the donkkk. my jimmies have been rustled by her KyoAni like proportions, time to post cat.

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>>136306754
dem cat tats tho

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>tfw only screening of Kizu on Europe is on Germany
>tfw german subs
>tfw still no torrent

I am kill.

>>136306907
Meanwhile in Canada; no Kizumono. Ever. Sucks to be me.

>>136300012
So I wasn't the only one.

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>>136306803

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>>136306754

She always had the donk, unbelievers claimed she was just a stick.

>>136306754
>>136306803
Why is Hanekawa so hot? I'm usually a total DFCfag but she drives me wild.

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>>136307035
I believe it was always there, it was just overshadowed by her amazing rack. she is literally the most perfect monogatari girl in terms of character design, and i'm a devoted crabfag (at heart, not in my pants)

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>>136307126
based vofan

>>136307042
She is prim and proper looking?

>>136307042
Because smart, prim and proper girls+lewd bodies is a winning combo.

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>>136307159
her body is fucking criminal, just look at this shit. I wouldn't even know what part to cum on first if we made tender love, what the fuck.

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Man, why do I have to wait until March 12 for Chicago kizu?

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>>136307236
check'em.

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>>136307288
derailed now

>>136307288
Hanekawa knew she'd be getting dubs because she know everything.

>>136307166
>>136307228
I like the short-haired, less prim/proper version of her better, though.

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>>136307255
>loli hanekawa will never trample your body at full loli speed

the anguish this thread is generating in me is getting to be too much

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>>136307288
>>136307320
ayyy, my hard work has paid off. hanekawa is the real MVP of this show anyway, crab wouldn't be threatened if she wasn't

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>>136303464
Those proportions, Goddammit Cat!

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>>136303513
>spooky Ougi booty

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>>136307463
MUH DICKKK

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>>136307659
holy shit, threads over guys. unless its out of a doujin, we aren't getting sexier than that

>>136307241
Man, why do I have to wait until never for my country is never getting kizu?

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>>136307823
Are you sure?

>>136307241
Fucking Music Box that's why.

>>136300196
I will as of the end of next month.

>>136307823

It wasn't a doujin perse, but if you look on pixiv there is a comic series where Crab and Cat made sweet yuri love each time she transformed at night during the Tiger arc.

The pictures were excellent, but knowing pixiv artists, it's probably taken down, will post if I ever find it.

>>136306754

I still find it funny that people don't realize the cat Oddity is actually a male inside a female host. Well was until Hanekawa absorbed it as her own.

>>136308518
Who care? Body is female and the thing is clearly, partially, Hanekawa.

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>tfw those Kiss-shot doujins to go up in numbers over time with Kizu being out

Time has come and soon shall I.

>>136308735
It's all going to be her loli bob-cut form for a while.

>>136308782
Thank you, God.

>>136277997
if your cock is only the size of a nipple I feel bad for you senpai

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>>136308782

Win-win situation.

>>136308581
Anon, you gay.
>>>/lgbt/

>>136308968

Don't you mean >>>/y/

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>>136308856
It's good you know what you're asking for.

>>136308735
>still no Maths doujins
she needs a Koyomi dicking more than any other character in the cast, what's taking so long

>>136309593

Priorities.

>>136309372
she looks like a boy