First we had Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade. Now Wazamonogatari is adding Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master and Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings.
Why does Nisio keep giving vampires these chuuni as fuck names?
It also helps that he obviously spends a lot of effort figuring out exactly who his characters are and how they would react in any given situation instead of railroading them in a direction the plot demands.
>Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master
>Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings
I haven't seen anything about Waza yet are you joking or are these the actual names because what the fuck?
The translation on the second one is kinda iffy, but that's the best anyone could come up with.
That one actually rolls off the tongue and sounds cool. I mean it's still retarded and chuuni as fuck, but c'mon, it's infinitely better than fucking Suicide-Master. They sound like names ripped off of some edgy Deviantart OC made for a Sword Art Online/Naruto crossover fanfic.
I kept thinking it was Areola, not Acerola, not that either one would make any sense
>Why does Nisio keep giving vampires these chuuni as fuck names?
In Monogatari, Vampires are emo edgelords. This is why their major cause of death is suicide. Shinobu is the longest lived vampire on record because her emo got cured by doughnuts.
Trying to put together shit from a machine translation:
Narrator is Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master
This story is about how Princess Acerola turned into Kiss-Shot. I can't translate the details, but at the end it mentions flashing forward to present time and Deathtopia has heard rumors of Kiss-Shot and decides to head to Japan to catch up.
The narrator is Shinobu(?). During summer vacation in her first year of high school Karen decides to go on a mountain training journey. Araragi is worried about her so he asks Shinobu to tag along in her shadow. Karen gets into all sorts of trouble and Shinobu saves her each time.
The narrator is Hanekawa. While searching for Oshino, she meets Dramaturgie in Germany. He's having problems with two other vampires and Hanekawa ends up helping. She gets bitten, but the blood she got healed with back in Kizu was still in her system and the vampire who bit her couldn't take it and was defeated.
It's donuts, you swine. This is an American board.
I wonder what his full name is. Everyone used to call Shinobu "Heart-Under-Blade," so I would imagine "Dramaturgie" is just a surname and is preceded by a bunch of other incoherent gibberish.
When is Hitagi Rendezvous
I need more Crab in my life.
> Deathopia Virtuoso Suicide master
> Suicide Master
How the fuck am I in Monogatari?
The young descent of Tepes, great taste anon.
>...that she's a magical girl...
Which is this referring to? Is she showing off her rulebook, or is she convincing Tsukihi to acquire magical powers? I initially read it as the latter, and it immediately made me want to track down that chapter.
>Buy figure for $100
>have to pay $50 shipping
I hope it's worth it.
Just stop already. We have enough.
I could have sworn I heard Maaya's voice in some of the scatting during a recent trailer.
But Nisio just introduced a new plotline and announced two more novels this year.
We only have the titles of upcoming novels: Nademonogatari and Musubimonogatari. Someone who knows moon can figure out what the titles mean.
Betting Araragi will get a fucked up name if Nisio actually makes him go full vamped later on. I am interested how this LN was very Vamp orientated. Hell probably a reason why Dram was in it for Araragi to contact him in the future. Who the hell knows with Nisio. Excited.
>decides to head to Japan to catch up
Good luck Araragi.
I always thought that Kiss-Shot's name was a reference to the retarded names the first Shinto deities had. Here's a small sample:
Seems to me that chuunibyou is an ancient Jap tradition.
Yozuru wouldn't be stronger than Seishiro if he was before his suicide. The Seishiro you see in Owari vol 2 is powered up by all the oddities that were attracted to the shrine. So he didn't have what he had, which is why the charm fucked him up so wonderfully.
You talk a good game but the context in which Yozuru was said to have been stronger than Seishiro was 400 years ago during his prime under Kiss-shot.
>She gets bitten, but the blood she got healed with back in Kizu was still in her system and the vampire who bit her couldn't take it and was defeated.
This is gonna end with Tsubasa becoming a vampire by proxy and Nisio going full Urobuchi on her isn't it?
If she does, would that stir up the cat inside her, what would Araragi think and about it? Would Shinobu start shitting on her or be sympathetic.
Sodachi couldn't escape and heal so easily, eventually finding happiness and neither can she it seems.
inb4 you think your opinion means more than Gaen's.
Following the constant theme that Kai are linked to the imagination of humans, Warhammer style, it will be revealed that all of these Kai were actually brought into existence by Oshino's university club being chuuni fanboys and creating all of these supernatural elements. The club members then split into factions (those wanting to destroy the Kai they created and those that want to keep them around). The reason why these vampires have such silly chuuni names is because they were literally made up and brought into existence by rabid chuuni fanboys.
No since Hanekawa accepted all the stuff and is an oddity herself. Plus that happened when she was travelling around. Since we do see her later on beyond that, safe to say Hanekawa won't become a vampire.
What happened to good old fashioned first name last name?
>I don't trust the amount of time, Nisio never let's his favorites go. It's gonna be relevant to something later.
Hanekawa can never become "normal", she IS an oddity herself. As in the Cat and the Tiger are just extra oddities. Hanekawa IS an oddity period.
It makes more sense in the language. Regular words are usually two or more characters but individual kanji have vague meanings associated with them. It's pleasantly deft to string individual kanji together to form a title. It's somewhat similar to the practice of combining root Latin prefixes like pre-.
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The two new vampires we met were being hunted by Dram is not a surprise considering what he is a part of. He was on the job and Hanekawa just got involved. Plus who knows what other vampires do. Though I doubt there will be a war with Nisio being the author.
it's a really obtuse joke that only half works because Nisio's incompetent at English, and the joke uses English as the crux of the wordplay. It's not really meant to be understood by anyone, except maybe people knowledgeable in both languages except he didn't bother checking to see if it actually worked.
>and Hanekawa just got involved.
>she who has suffered the aberrant is drawn to it
Will she ever be "normal"? Or must she accept her fate and go balls deep into the oddity world
The latter had a chance for a busty pyromancer catwoman ara-ara milf who is also a detective, do I choose the later.
>Will she ever be "normal"?
Nope. Hanekawa is fucked. She's absolutely stuck on the Kaiki/Oshino route for life.
>Or must she accept her fate and go balls deep into the oddity world
This is pretty much the end she's headed for. She's going to continue to attract oddities to her for the rest of her life.
She's just lucky she's Gaen-tier or she'd be fucked since she's neither Yozuru-tier strength, Oshino-tier multitalented nor willing to Kaiki con people into no longer believing oddities.
No, as she chose to not live a normal life at all. Hanekawa just has no interest in wanting to. She became an oddity herself after accepting the cat as a part of herself.
>Will she ever be "normal"? Or must she accept her fate and go balls deep into the oddity world
Why do you think Araragi deliberately try to keep his entire family away from oddities? Why do you think he keeps it all a secret like everyone else? It isn't a conspiracy, it is just because the best protection against oddities is to not even know they exist.
The second you "peak behind the curtains", as it were, the illusion is broken and you become exposed to the dangers all around you.
This is why, despite there being an entire society of monster hunters, no one wanted to reveal the "truth" to the world. Because doing that just puts more people in physical danger. Ignorance is literally protecting all but the most unlucky individuals.
>not talking about the best vampire of all animes instead
>tfw the closest theater showing kizu hasn't started selling tickets yet
Yotsugi without hat.
>So I started rewatching Bake for the commentary tracks and I'm not sure, are they reading a script or is it all ad-libbed?
It's not just a script; it is entirely canon. In that if the characters say something rest assured that it is in-character. The author was even at the studio and changing the script on the fly when the lines are too long or too short to fit in the allocated scenes.
Just caught up to all the available anime (minus the Kizu movie) and I've read some very brief summaries of the remaining novels
I've got a really dumb question regarding Mayoi Hell -
does Koyomi revert back to full human after being brought out of hell with Mayoi?
Koyomi isn't even at the forefront of events for huge chunks of the series, I don't get why so many people complain that they want less of him
Kaiki in Hitagi End was mostly fun but his big speech at the end was an awful way to end it all, they should leave that stuff to Koyomi and the others. The verbal beatdowns
Shinobuand Tsukihigave to Nadeko back in the Medusa arcwere way more harder hitting/ convincing than that wishy-washy dreams shit he was awkwardly spouting.
I haven't. I don't go outside and I don't even know if it's showing in a theater nearby. Plus I hate going to watch shows in groups of people I don't know. Movies, concerts, etc are always terrible for me.
Stil doesn't beat https://youtu.be/bmKH7i8kalA
fuck off you fucking retard you don't even know good anime. I hope you fucking get run over by a japanese truck for being this retarded. I bet you're sitting there snickering to yourself about how edgy you're being and how amazing your tastes are. You're nothing but a 14 year old who doens't even know what good anime is. try watching some better shows like Shiki you goddamned pleb. You ruin the quality of this board wiht your bad taste and I hope you get banned for being terminally shit. goddamn I hate poeple like you who continously post the same tired anime and don't even consider watching new things. How old is Hellsing even? it's probably past your bedtime and your'e too young to be watching. I hope you get struck by lighting after the truck gets you, you shitter. Let me guess, after reading this you're going to start posting smug faces because that's all you can do to argue. Get a life man, go outside and meet some friedns every once in a while you fucking nasty neckbeard.
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. I will shit lemon-limes all over you. Thanks for coming out, but I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. sad.
Nisio has always had bad writing. Nobody actually knows why his works are so popular and overrated here in the west. Like a majority of his shit doesn't even sell well in Japan. It's never even in the top 50's of bestsellers for LN's in Japan.
It's mostly just pointless story events besides the last two episodes. If people already complained that owari seemed like filler, this is much worse in this aspect, and which is why it isn't a proper season and just a mobile app exclusive.
I wasn't talking about myself, I loved owari and I'm enjoying koyomi. I was just saying that people who are only interested in the story and not the characters will not enjoy this.
I wouldn't even call them that... honestly bro. If you read original Japanese literature, especially mythologies like Kappa's and Youkai, etc ( You'll love them trust me.) The anime actually sucks writing and story-wise.
>The good majority, the ones that are smarter
You mean yourself
I liked the whole thing with Seishiro; what I didn't like was that we got most of it from Gaen as opposed to the man himself. It would have been nice to have some banter with him or at least some less ambivalent answers about the reasons for his change of heart and the actual nature of his relationship with Shinobu.
Kid, I have been here since you were in elementary school, so do yourself a favor and fuck off.
Do some goddamn research before you talk shit, newfag. It's called google.
>The good majority, the ones that are smarter, know Owari was overrated trash.
>raging about other peoples taste
>call them to 'Get a life' and 'nasty neckbeard'.
Not bad, anon. Not bad.
Monogatari SS: 8.83
So second best season by reviews even in your retarded "source".
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. if you were dying of thirst i would spit in your mouth and bitch-slap you. if you needed a ride, id hit you with my car, back up and do it again. if you needed directions, id send you straight to hell. if you were held hostage, id call in SEAL team 6, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no".P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.
It's not even worth wasting my time trying to educate you tards. The monogatari fanbase will forever be one of the most cancerous and retard fanbase out here. baka newfags ruin everything.
The reason Kaiki gave her the talk that way is because it got to the heart of the matter, she is a silly kid who got godlike powers. No one talked to her like her opinions mattered, and Araragi and her parents coddled her.
Araragi is the worst person to talk with her precisely because he honestly never gave a damn about the real her. Same with Sodachi, and why Hanekawa had to be the one to help him steer the conversation with her in ways that didn't get him hit with something and thrown out, so they could get her to spill the beans.
/soc/ actually Loli threads are even worse. I've never been on /v/ before. Only wallpapers, anime wallpapers, anime and manga, and somes random.
Bake > SS overall
but I'm personally biased torwards SS because of Tsubasa Tiger, the Shinobu & Araragi interactions in general, and the stuff with Hachikuji.
Owari is definitely worse than both of them though.
Decent Black and Mathemagic are top tier OP songs though, so there's that atleast.
Hana> Nise> SS> everything else prove me wrong
Don't be so smug, I got to skype it through a friend in Japan. Wah Ha ha ha
Hey guys look booty. Skirt booty.
Nah, that can't even compare to the couple of episodes with Ougi. Hell even her OP in Bake had some good "sick of your shit" faces.
Wish I had that screencap where she says to Ougi, "it's my win". Just the utter revulsion and such a sweet girl's face, like she would go Wayne Brady on Ougi if she could.
Lol I know, I'm just giving you a little bit a Tsundere service.
What Tsukihi said was pretty much spot on, yeah
>"It's your fault that you're just cute and nothing else, isn't it?"
I'm reading some pretty mixed opinions about it on 2ch
Yes, people complaining about the fact that it's short and ends abruptly and because jewplex is fucking shit for dividing it into 3 parts. Other than than, it's getting positive feedback.
but most of his harem will be waiting for him in the afterlife by that point anyway so it's all good
Of course not. That wouldn't make sense, Anonmin.
SS had tits and ass. I'd remember if it was interesting.
OST and visuals are better in SS too, although this is more of tastes thing. But you won't convince me that Nise was interesting.
SS was a piece of shit for most of the cut content and squishing SHAFT did. Hell they fucking ended up pulling Hana out to make it an OVA.
Random anon who seen your post at the front page.
>of Goddess Mayoi and vampire Arararagi
Goddess Mayoi would be fun to see what she does being a god of the place, vamp Araragi would be amazing for the fact Araragi went full vamp. So him being in that situation would be interesting.
>Kiss-shot is suffering in a hell of her own with Araragi dead and unable to kill herself
>Araragi died and ended up in hell after failing to find Shinobu
Araragi wins and about to kill first with the sword. Which Shinobu rejects him and wants to be with Araragi. All while first is a mute, blind, partial head neck and probably deaf. Also Araragi fucked up with his memory on the armor.
I don't think any of the other chicks barring Kiss-Shot herself will end up in the same level
that being said he'll probably be drowing in hot vampire pussy in general so there's that
>I doubt on cat ending up.
Well we don't know since Mayoi ended up there for the crime of dying before her parents.
If Hanekawa ends up in Heaven, she would probably end up talking her friends in, knowing her.
In the upcoming Wazamonogatari LN, Karen goes off in the mountains to train or some shit and Koyomi secretly passes Shinobu onto her so that she can keep an eye on his dumbfuck sister and rescue her from whatever trouble she inevitably gets herself into
Following the bullshit rules of Shinto hell, that might actually be sufficient enough to shift Karen over into this "Avici" level that Koyomi is doomed to
You know I would be interested if Araragi ended up with Kiss-shot as lovers. Not even an OTP view. I want to see the crazy path that would lead to. Probably be hilariously dysfunctional.
goddamn, hanekawa has the donkkk. my jimmies have been rustled by her KyoAni like proportions, time to post cat.
>tfw only screening of Kizu on Europe is on Germany
>tfw german subs
>tfw still no torrent
I am kill.
She always had the donk, unbelievers claimed she was just a stick.
I believe it was always there, it was just overshadowed by her amazing rack. she is literally the most perfect monogatari girl in terms of character design, and i'm a devoted crabfag (at heart, not in my pants)
her body is fucking criminal, just look at this shit. I wouldn't even know what part to cum on first if we made tender love, what the fuck.
Man, why do I have to wait until March 12 for Chicago kizu?
>loli hanekawa will never trample your body at full loli speed
the anguish this thread is generating in me is getting to be too much
ayyy, my hard work has paid off. hanekawa is the real MVP of this show anyway, crab wouldn't be threatened if she wasn't
holy shit, threads over guys. unless its out of a doujin, we aren't getting sexier than that
It wasn't a doujin perse, but if you look on pixiv there is a comic series where Crab and Cat made sweet yuri love each time she transformed at night during the Tiger arc.
The pictures were excellent, but knowing pixiv artists, it's probably taken down, will post if I ever find it.
>tfw those Kiss-shot doujins to go up in numbers over time with Kizu being out
Time has come and soon shall I.
It's good you know what you're asking for.
There are some, just not scanned. Probably the same for Ougi.
I might buy this one eventually if no one does and the site accepts my credit card. Mostly because I really want to see Sodachi dominating.
Doujin artists will be doing a lot to convince you otherwise.
>There is a chance again that Araragi will finally lose his humanity
Come on Nisio and do it. Fucking do it in the future LN's.
Part of me wants to put my dick in her mouth even if it means losing it. While the other wants to hug her and then spin around while patting her.
Doesn't matter people here are still going to scream at you and way stupid fuck off to reddit shit anyway. The very idea of discussion here is a goddamn joke, even the fluff fanservice threads are full of the same cycle of go to reddit shitposting. The meme has brought 4chan even below the base levels of tolerability cause its fucking everywhere in every thread now and nobody seems to have noticed or called people out on it yet. It's literally everybody's response to fucking everything now and must be creeping up on at least 10 percent of the boards total text content
Can Watanabe ever drop his standard loli bracelet?
I don't think doll is old enough to have pubes.
well it was the sweetest scene by far, but this season especially had so many episodes/scenes which left be breathless
Whenever it got really good something happened that wrecked the entire arc for me. How disappointing Sodachi Lost's ending was still pisses me off because I was really enjoying the arc a lot as it was being built up
Episode 5 was basically the climax and conclusion to Sodachi part, the rest was about Ougi thinking the worst right out of the gate and triggering Hanekawa.
What annoyed me was that they kind of forced a happy ending for her when barely anything was really solved, or maybe it was just Araragi reading things wrongly. I wonder if Nisio was intending to continue or not her story at that point.
When she left Araragi and everyone were discussing how she could now have a fresh start and Araragi's monologue on how he felt she was already ahead of him in the race for happiness and he'd need to take lessons from her in no time. It was very happily implied she would be fine.
Her story does continue in a recent LN in a story called Sodachi Fiasco. It's apparantly even more self-contained than Riddle/Lost (no Araragi or anyone else from the series, just a personal story from Sodachi's perspective) and still no supernatural elements.
Plot-wise it's mainly focused around her trying (and failing) to fit in at her new school.
Good characters tend to get good art.
You'll get that when Kizu 2 comes out.
What the fuck is happening with that image?
Going to be getting into the Monogatari series, but am greeted by this fucking watch list order. Would you recommend watching in the release date order or the sequence of events order?
Here you go
he's never shown attraction towards
Shinobu still has moderate shapeshifting ability, so she can probably force her body to be able to reproduce. A different route would be continually having lots of Araragi's blood to keep herself in teenager form.