>Who is Cu Chulainn?
>Who is Herakles?
>Who is Gilgamesh?
>Who is Julius Caesar?
>Who is Genghis Khan?
Hero in the classical meaning means people who do great things. It doesn't mean they're paragons of goodness.
Why are gays always the butt of the joke to japs?
do you think that Pri Pri will be content with having the same ol' soggy ass men if no new meat comes in?
if there's a shortage of criminals then he'll just disguise himself as a villain and start hunting for civilian booty.
even heroes aren't going to be safe from his lust.
>implying rape is not the best way to fight crime
>it's not like people use the classic meaning of hero anymore
In Japan, they still do and have done so since the 1980s. Hollywood terms this as an anti-hero, and it has only since lately been becoming fashionable to show in movies.
>tfw you will never be a hero and rape cute boys
Are you saying that men always want it? Or that male on male isn't technically intercourse? Because according to every definition I've read, it absolutely is. Google says "sexual contact between individuals involving penetration"
Hold that though for a minute, how about
>cute girls raping cute girls
I think we need to make a compromise. What about
>cute girls raping cute boys
If the girls were cute, they wouldn't need to rape to begin with.
Anything is possible in 2d, anon-kun.
Cute girls raping cute gay boys? How about that?
I really wish the artist would produce more content. Stopman and Hide & Seek were godly.
Too bad I'm not a necrophiliac, so his zombie stuff doesn't quite do it for me.
Unless you are gifted with ZA WARUDO, that is.
>every hero ever
>punches people half to death at the very least
Like it or not, rape is "just" aggravated battery and the only reason it's still discussed separately is because of some archaic importance conferred to sexuality.
>not being able to bench press her off your face
what a weakling
I don't watch the show, why should I care?
>>every hero ever
>>punches people half to death at the very least
Yep. Superheroes basically "do horrible things to bad people".
Heroes punch people unconscious in dark alleyways. Some more extreme ones stab and blows up people with bombs. The only thing that stops them from being criminals is WHO they are assaulting.
"Assaulting civilians?" A Crime.
"Assaulting criminals?" A Heroic act.
>not being able to bench press over 300 pounds
You people really need to realize that none of the s class heroes are actually heroic, they are just super powerful and in opposition to criminals and monsters
Pri Pri rapes people
Metal Knight just abuses the system so he can grab everything from tech based threats
Zombieman is just out for revenge
Genos is only doing it because Saitama told him to
King is a fraud too terrified to come forward with the truth
Most of them just want to fight stuff or prove that they are the best because of vanity
Only one I can think of is Metal Bat and he really only fights for his sister not caring about anyone else
>You've got to remember that "Hero" is a profession in OPM's world. Why he hasn't been fired yet is the real question here.
He serves a useful function; keeping the super-villain prison operational. There is no substitute.
>King is a fraud too terrified to come forward with the truth
Would you? Everyone would come for his head. Every single fucking person. He would better off hanging himself before going out to speak the truth at this point.
Forgetting that no one ever gave him the ability or time to say what happened, and instead mobbed him with gratitude and fear while his social anxieties kept him mute.
>guy so much as glances at a girl
Metal Bat is the delinquent with a heart of gold type
He's a good guy who helps others and his sister is a part of that, just a particularly special part
He even shows concern for the father and son he was annoyed with after his fight with Garou
But saitama isn't. By a long shot.
Does he instantly run up to sea king and kill him before genos and mumen rider get thier asses kicked?
Does he instantly blast away Boros' ship and then defeat boros without getting kicked around for 15 minutes?
No, to both. He is a one horse joke character
ever since doing so results in dozen of threatening monsters being killed
remember, revenge is what started his journey, but he became an actual hero. He was willing to kill himself and forget his revenge for the sake of killing the mosquito monster
>Why are gays always the butt of the joke
because they are
>Getting raped by a corpse
>Who's the strongest S-class hero
>Anyone but King
Fucking kill yourselves.
Metal Bat's biggest flaw is that he's stupid and reckless. Otherwise he does care about people aside from his family. He's salvaged by his own safe (boring) character archetype.
Same thing goes for Bang, it's hard to find fault with the old man, right now at least.
I wish we knew more about WDM because he doesn't strike me as a vane or fraudulent kind of hero.
Unless he's secretly a pedo furry or something.But that's probably too much.
>otherwise he'd be disbarred from being a hero.
>Nope, never heard of it. I'm gonna look it up.
Just a reminder that it isn't released yet, unlike the other two. The pic was released on twitter by the production team but the actual video is not yet available.
Best bit about sonic is his everything
Bring on the boypussy
You mean the one about him stalking Saitama?
I thought there was supposed to be another one, titled "The Pupil Who Is an Extremely Poor Talker" (set to release on Jan 29th).
Sonic's OVA is the 4th if we count Road To Hero, isn't it? It's about a ninja according to the title and it's releasing in late February. I guess they decided to tease his OVA early, huh.
>Why are gays always the butt of the joke to japs?
>I am sure they would love to plaster Fubuki in everything,
>implying fujos aren't the ones buying every piece of OPM merch in bulk
Can't tell if more like army or being an astronaut who have to live lives timed down to the second.
>tfw Prisoner Riku will never be translated
>>implying fujos aren't the ones buying every piece of OPM merch in bulk
It's a show with a lot of men. This is just the way it goes and no way around it. I am sure the Saint Seiya author never intended grown women to read his manga either.
>It's a show with a lot of men
LOGH has more men then I could count but I don't see landwhales demanding their faces on bedsheets. The writing is what really gets them into it. ONE accidentally made Genos a housewife and the shipping was strong enough to catch everyone's attention. Thankfully, ONE isn't influenced by it.
That's the best kind of hero.
Make love, not war!
As opposed to the rest of the world? What the fuck kind of entertainment media have you consumed before anime and manga where the gays weren't the go to joke at one time?
Fucking underaged shits.
Well considering how people are made up mostly of the stuff I'd imagine not. You can, however, get bored of eating the same food.
Yes because they're wild and lack the same complexities of the human brain. An animal will break its own neck trying to do something simple when a human can rationalize, stop, and work their way out of their conundrum. Provided they aren't panicking.
No, any time a gay person shows up a joke is made whether or not they are a character beside the joke. This is because most shows only have one gay character and therefore any jokes about the gay must focus on them. Unless it's a fan service show in which case everyone is gay and it's just embarrassing. Also gay shit is inherently funny, because it severely differs from the norm, so it's weird but not scary.
>LOGH has more men then I could count but I don't see landwhales demanding their faces on bedsheets.
Well actually.... It has enough fangirls to get a live action play. That usually IS fangirl material.
>being in a club and going after 3DPD
Didn't you read the databook anon? King hates loud places. He likes to train in the quiet mountains.
Man, I wish we had a spinoff where King's the real deal and the protagonist of the story. Everyone just respects him so much, it'd be interesting to see a stoic hero receiving all that love.
>it'd be interesting to see a stoic hero receiving all that love.
Just play any video game where the MC is a Mr. Grumpypants who never smiles until mid way or something.
It's also a requirement for said hero not to be an angry teen, just a stoic man who's admired all around and has a few moments of unexpected kindness. I just wanted to see a hero who's actually the King people think he is.
>So why is it okay for "heroes" to, say, kill someone
Well, once they've become a monster, they're genetically a different species. Humans, particularly, who mutated will be predisposed towards violent acts as their feelings of anger and agitation will have been partly contributing to their transformation.
Here you go
Let me get you a better version of that image, senpai.
Explain Dolphin Rape caves then, you atheist