5 minutes into Vampire immortality and chill and she gives you

Tell that stop sign he made a poweful enemy today

Fuck her for all eternity regardless of the form she's in. Give her donuts in exchange for her services.

Pat her on the head

>>136191385
Give her the Donuts

explore her bat cave

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>>136192003

>>136192353
Stop shitposting

>>136192353
Women wait about a day and then they move on Anon. Also

>3DPD

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>>136192353
>Implying Kiss Shot would let you turn her down.

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>>136192255
Made me chuckle

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>>136192353
Kiss Shot would just kill you then.

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>>136191385
>>136192396
>>136192472
>pointed ears

4/10 not my fetish

>>136192429
>Women wait about a day and then they move on

I don't know what women you've met like this, but that is hardly the case unless they are born sluts. Normal girls are "looking" for Mr.Right, literally right now I have 3 girlfriends. I'm not bragging, no way shape or form. I'm a jackass to the core /a/non, I use each and every one for sex and all I do is be a nice gentlemen to them when I'm either with them or sexting them. Its not hard to use women if you pretend to be a good man.

>>136192003
I agree with this scholar and gentleman.

>>136192526
>normalfag
>/a/non
Seriously take your blog to /r9k/

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>>136192526
>>>/out/

>>136191385
>HAHA NETFLIX AND CHILL
Fuck off faggot

>>136192353
>>136192526
You fags too.

>>136192526
Tips fedora?

>>136191385
Squeeze down to push out the milk, maintaining your grip on the base of the teat so that the milk doesn't flow back up into the udder. Do not jerk or yank the teats. This motion is performed by sequentially squeezing your fingers from the middle to the pinky to force the milk out. Be gentle yet firm. Keep your eyes peeled for mastitis (see Tips).

>>136192574
Best girl.

Did someone decide they're going to false-flag Shinobu recently?

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>>136191385
Take a wild guess.

>Cowtits

Dropped.

>>136191385

So does becoming a vampire just make you become inhumanly beautiful?

Kisshot said she was originally a human, but I really can't imagine anyone looking like she does, even if they were foreign.

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Quick recap of the first movie.

>NOIR
>ROUGE
>MORSE CODE: SOS
>[screaming intensifies]

Short haired Shinobu is fucking cute, and her voice made my dick diamonds.

>>136191385
Fuck off with this retarded meme.

>>136194471

> Noir, Rouge

Is the french that we heard about just used in those cut away red/black screens then? I was worried they'd actually use it for dialogue at some point.

When is th S.O.S used?

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>>136194860
>Is the french that we heard about just used in those cut away red/black screens then? I was worried they'd actually use it for dialogue at some point.

Yes, same for morse code. It's the same Shaft delivery you'd expect, but with way better cinematography and atmosphere.

The entire Kisshot subway scene was fantastic. Kisshot flailing around with her stubs crying for help is really wrenching.

>>136194184
No. Her heroine novel confirms that Kiss-Shot was ridiculously beautiful before becoming a vampire.

>>136192003
lewd

>>136192526
>girlfriend
>sex
Nah, they're sluts.

>>136194184
It turned Araragi into a chiseled manlet god so it doesn't hurt.

Vampires can shapeshift too, so they'd presumably have good aesthetics in general. Kissshot's a bit of a special case though.

>>136194603
It's not a meme, its retarded normalfag terminology

>>136197150
I'd explain that you're wrong but frankly I don't feel like giving free coaching to a newfag.

>>136192003
Maaya Sakamoto head patting OP when?

>>136197229
Likewise

I'd prefer a Hanekawa or Kanbaru.

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>>136192003

Anyone wanna talk about the movie? I saw it on Monday but just now got back access to private internet.

It was way too short. They could have just pasted on the rest of the trilogy and made it a three-hour movie without it feeling long. Also subway scene was fantastic. Even though I've already read KIzu and knew what was going to happen I still got very anxious for Kiss-shot's fate. Some anon said this was praised as Sakamoto Maaya's best performance to date. I am inclined to agree.

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>>136191385
Gotta give her the stake

does she die

>>136198833
no-

>>136191574
>>136192003
This

>>136191385
BIG FAT BAT TATS

>>136192472
>not turning her down just for that reason

Ain't no fun without some struggle (even though it technically isn't because you are massively outclassed).

To people who've watched the movie already, was the scene where RRRG was turned into a vampire more sexualized than in the book?

Just asking because of that neck lick in the commercial

>>136192526
They're totally fucking niggers on the side though.
You truly are delusional if you believe any of those three are devoted to you.

>>136197449
She was so fucking cute during this part.

Her voice was 10/10 spot on perfect.

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>>136194471
you forgot intense head patting

>>136201712
After the movie, short haired Shinobu worked her way up the ranks as best girl.

Smug, cuteness and sexiness is one package.

Hamburg screening here

Damn, Kizu was fucking fantastic. You guys with the screenings in February are there for a treat.

>>136201880
are the german subs acceptable?

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I enyoed seeing this badass again.

Also smug Hanekawa was awesome

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>>136202054
Hanekawa was really beautiful during the movie.

They also did a really good job of making Araragi look beautiful too.

>>136201989
They are pretty good I think.

>>136191385
Take your shitty meme somewhere else

>>>/9gag/

>>136202171
Okay thanks. Can´t wait to see it in Munich.

They call oddities Erscheinungen in the German subs, which I think is quite accurate.

Also I'm surprised about the amount of Love Live fags in Germany.