Chose your starting
Papi is the girl who surpasses all other girls
>Step 1: Pick the harpy
>Step 2: Show her lots of affection
>Step 3: Errr... What was I trying to say again? Ah well, better start from the beginning.
>Step 1: Pick the harpy
Rince and repeat for the next 500 pages
reminder that she might be dumb as fuck because she had to learn japanese
Every time Papi learns something new, it pushes old stuff out of Papi's brain! Remember the time Papi read that book about mating and forgot she wasn't allowed to mate with hubby?
Your taste is
goodand you should feel good.
>You will never help her stretch in the morning
Monmusu Pokemon clone when?
What are you talking about, she has a bubble gum booty, booty so phat it cause traffic jams, and broken doors.
>A ROM hack of FireRed that will finally convince me to put Arbok in my team
Yeah, I'd go for that.
>One of Guard's friends on skype
>He sends me a rough of the Miia sketch
>Her dancing skirt is moved and her bare nether are showing
Just when I thought I finished jerking off, Zombina brings my dead dick back to life
>Grab a quarter off the nightstand
What? Does Bina have a coin slot?
I wish to insert myself into that zombody.
Why is the door bent out of shape?
Why is the glass not broken if the door is bent so much?
If the door has enough force to bend itself why has her ass not been cut in half?
This scene always bugged the shit out of me.
>Zombina falls asleep while you are motorboating her boobs
>Her arms were wrapped around you
>Your face is stuck in her boobs all night
>tfw posting this in every thread because it still makes me feel bad man
A several chapter long arc along the lines of "Endless Eight", "Groundhog Day," or SG1's "Window of Opportunity", where only Suu and Darling are aware of the resets could be a blast. What would you do with you homestay collection if you knew a reset was coming?
Imagine, for a second, that monster girls became real. Whether they were found or created, just think. With monster girls, so would also come the many insane tumblr-types that would self-identify as monster girls.
They would do insane shit like cut off their hands and ask for prosthetic robotic hands just to wear furry paws. Girls who want to be zombies would arrange ritual suicides and hope that they just become one of the walking dead instead of the dead dead. Girls who want to be mermaid going out into the middle of the river and attempting to drown because that's how you become a nereid, the closest thing to a mermaid.
People all over the world would call out monster girls as abominable and Satanic for 'creating a new self-harm culture' in the young population.
I don't wanna be one of those edgy types but let's be honest, this world just isn't meant for monster girls. It would need to be cleansed and start over from the ashes.
Come on man. We can agree that it's mess up for Zombies like Zombina taking body parts from us unless someone signed papers allowing their bodies to be cut and given to her species.
It's obviously a fracture in time caused by doppel's mom visiting town
Crab just retweeted that BC banner with all the girls faces. I took it as an opportunity to ask what he thought of the birthday pictures, I'll report back if he replies.
At the very least he liked them enough to retweet some of the art.
That, and it's not even accounting for the "Rebirth" and "Karma" types. The ones who'd think they'd be reborn in a new life as a monster girl, escaping their human shell through bloodshed.
Hell, considering some of the girls are practically magic on their own in EMG, they'd probably have a decent enough basis to believe such baloney is for-reals.
So next week we might have chapters 39 and 40 and maybe Mero's BD comic?
I'll do my best to translate mero's comic when it drops, I'm on vacation next week though so no promises. The guy who did the Suu one did a pretty good job too.
I can feel it coming in my pants tonight.
>tfw you can't get lovebites from Zombina without turning into a Zombie
>It would need to be cleansed and start over from the ashes.
purge the unclean
Thanks for all, super T^2F!
looks like he finished it
Leave it to humans to blame others for their own stupidity.
They couldn't stop Mortal Kombat. They couldn't stop Grand Theft Auto. They will never be able to stop Monster Girls.
I was always fond of Golems.
>they'll never be waiting fo you in the beach to play with them
We'd end up killing ourselves long before we could even make a scratch in their numbers. Each country too busy trying to nuke one another just to make sure nobody else gets to have the bragging rights to being the one people to wipe out the so-called 'monster menace'.
I'd probably be resting under the umbrella with Manako, anyway.
>At the beach with the MON girls
>Seagulls keep attacking Zombina
>You will never make Manako tremble as you apply sunscreen to her
>Tio will never turn a watermelon into a fine pink mist when you play suikawari with her
>Doppel will never assume her original form and visit her father in the depths of the sea
I like to imagine Draco turns into a complete softie the moment she gets genuine affection
It means that she has eyes everywhere, and she always knows where everyone is looking.
Did she ever forgive you for tidying up unasked?
Finally got my first real HR. Should I go ahead and max out her affection while I can gather creams?
>she hits like a truck
Yeah no shit. I just tried to do the map where the blue enemies always have her and fighting 4 of them in a row pretty much took out my entire team.
I just wish I had managed to get her yesterday when I could've farmed more pure trainer kobolds.
Yes, she's probably THE best HR available right now, next to Aluru
Lala is the best at being
No she is still pissed that I got rid of the kitchen
pls no funpolting
I want to have puppies with Polt!
I would. In a box, with a fox, on a train, in a plane. But I'm saving my next fap for Fan Long art. She's worth it.
>give her a spot in the garden
>look outside through frost-covered window
>kii smiles and waves
>she is all defoliated and gnarly
>go outside to brush off the snow and check on the mats covering her roots
>she is still waiving at the window. frozen, just rocking in the wind.
Why is black sclera so great?
Would you watch your favorite movie with your waifu?
>Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Here. I'm no professional color-fag, but I did this for my friend who is also a Lala fag. Hope you enjoy.
Can anyone who's fluent tell me what Fan Long is like from her wikiwiki description and lines?
From what I can gather she's Chineese and likes Kenpo and teaches it around the neighborhood to earn extra money. I suspected she would like money, being dragonlike and the fact that you probably had to buy rubies to have a chance at her.
After doing squatz, of course
You and I are very similar, yet slightly different
I also did this, so have it as an added bonus since you Lala fags are alright in my book.
What's going to happen at the river, anon?
No problem, NotShiro.
Some of you are alright, don't come to Darlings house tommorow
I'm also the same person that provided you most of the faces.
No worries, it's weekend now so I can do quite a number of girls.
Have you noticed that you have a missing Miia emote? Not sure if you have got it. http://imgur.com/a/s1Yn9
Clearly you haven't read the manga.
So I'll just play you the song of my people
>Of all the characters, Merino as number 1
>Fucking Yuuhi in the top ten
>Ton at 5 with no Cott in sight
I mean, to each their own anon, but I'm going to need some explaining
Here's one last quickie before bed.
tfw no Mero art, and even less to color.
Mero-esque charima and royalty. Except she's significantly more bossy and slightly sadistic.
Mokunai also sucks some of your life force in her affection scenes to maintain her tender flesh. Seems to follow crabman's mini-encyclopedia.
Kuruwa the spider youkai on the other hand is slightly autistic because of her spider limbs. She worries about what other people think of her, especially children, and thinks she's ugly. Has a problem with animals - she likes them, but most animals avoid going near her.
I really liked that farm chapter. Cott's at 10, they feel like the same person. Yuuhi just kinda got there, I don't know.
>Doppel took away Manako's sunglasses
I just realize that they're at Mero's pool
a goat you say?
threesome with Kii and Merino[/spoiler
That's a fucking sheep.
This is a goat.
Superior taste has been the reason for my success in life.
I can only agree with the top two on that list anon but still manako isn't all that bad I guess but fuck it lala is were its at man such perfection such grace and shes undead and cant die what more can you want from a waifu who can protect your soul and keep you around as an undead if you so chose. I would chose that life if it was given to me.
you had a good start, then it all went to shit.
Massive larger-than-head fat-filled mammaries on a stick frame body.
Definitely signs of breast implants.
Even as a drawfag, I would have pointed at it and say "artistic license in biology".
>tfw a 10/10 Papi cosplayer did a porn
>tfw it was only on a pay to access porn site
well, Rachne and Kii are the next ones of tits size
Is this the only acceptable series we actually want to be more succesful and mainstream for the sake of the author?
Or do we just want to see the crab more nervious?
Good eye, guess I'm white now
I dunno. Crabman is such a bro and he's so humble. He really deserves his success and it doesn't seem like it's changed him as a person. I think it helps that this is a series where most fans are pretty aware of what it is. I enjoy Attack on Titan and One Punch Man to an extent, but it's really easy to get fed up with everyone suddenly trying to tell me that they're masterpieces and the only anime worth watching. It's really really hard to try and justify monster tiddies as being anything more than that.
it's either this or be chakas
and even then there are weeb chakas
>Tenderly loving Draco
>Accidentally her tail
>Now she no longer has to worry about it dragging on the ground
>And with the weight loss she can glide much better
>Then it grows back.
Also for Lizardmen their tails can only be removed once, not sure if the same applies for Dragonewts though
You'll never know until you try
Considering how prideful Draco is and that detachable tails are seen as a trait of lower-class reptiles, she would probably refuse to leave the house until it grows back. So you'll need to carry her all around the house
-The 3rd Monmusu event will start at January 20th, 4pm +9 GMT
-Event gacha will be updated. Ena, Lato and Halifah will be put into standard Premiums like Fan Long
-Changes in the UI for outings
-Time of conversation during outings will be adjusted.
-Rarity will now be included when looking at details of a character
-Character's food preference (herbivore, omnivore, carnivore) will now be included in details.
-Gachas will now also show the odds of you obtaining material girls (Rudol, Dryad, Elder). Their drop will also be adjusted
Master level cap is now adjusted from level 99 to level 200.
Do it. If you care about your Draco waifu so much, you need to mentally abuse her and traumatize her so she knows your her keeper. Then physically abuse the shit out of her to toughen her up and add fire to her fuel to the point she wants to kill you.
>You have to bring Draco to the point where she doesn't care what anyone else thinks as long as she knows you love her. Then you tell her you don't.
Amen brother. Treat that Dragonewt like shit.
Didn't you get the word? Three month hiatus for EMG while the Crab preps for the 12-Beast feature movie. Check back around March 19'th to see if summary-san has posted quickies for us.
Nah, you just need to poke fun at her often enough. You need to be mean enough that she doesn't think you're hiding something, but gentle enough that she doesn't feel scared of you or outright dislike you.
What do you call a xenophobe to machinery?
Kyure's reasons for doing homestay is to study the living habits of "earthlings" compared to their world and give a detailed report to her parents.
She also wonders why the coordinator keeps coming to your house and use that dispenser that releases hot black liquid when pressed.
Kyure really likes grilled squid.
Still no HR drop yes. Is my luck bad or is this about what everyone else is going through?
Ouch... but keep trying.
Worst record so far is first Luka drop on 503rd run on the japanese wiki.
Not exactly. She didn't went and destroyed all your household appliances, she just avoids touching them if possible.
Probably a hippie. At least Miti tries to interact with machines (and fails spectacularly, managing to turn a rice cooker into a grenade)
That's what I was afraid of.
Oh well, I guess it should be easier now that I got my B team to the point they can do it and should have a C team soon with all the weres, Lizs and Kyous I'm building up.
If Feisty is around, someone tweeted your most recent drawing to Crabman and he retweeted it.
Technophobe works to describe someone who has discomfort with technology, without implying, as Luddite would, that they will become destructive.
Does Kyure also release hot black liquid when pressed properly?
I'm legit grinning like an idiot, thanks for the heads up!
Words cannot express my sudden anger right now.
Squid girl Kyure is wondering why can't she cut off one of her tentacles and cook grilled squid out of it.
They regrow really fast, she said.
Underwater creature logic is quite Japanese.
If she wants grilled squid right now and will not wait for you to get some, talking her out of it will be difficult. If she wants you to try her, home cooked, you could always point out that there is a way to have your squid and eat it too.
I can help her stretch out alright...if you know what I mean eheheheh..
Do squids have brains in their tentacles?
Or do they have significant neural tissue or whatever you'd call it that they think with their tentacles?
Tfw 3 threads to catch up on after 12 hour workday
Moving on to Rei the ghost, seems like her non-affection events are night-exclusive too.
How do I even put care cream on a ghost？
While Chione's events talks about cats fucking, donut-shaped clouds, and her enjoying the task of guarding your house from intruders. Rei talks about how she enjoys scaring people at night and wants to start a legend of a haunted town.
But then she's afraid of uniform-wearing guards/policemen so she fails at scaring people anyway.
Each tentacle of a squid or octopus can act independently even without the organism's neurons controlling it. Yes, they can still move alone for quite awhile even when detached, gathering food and passing them to a non-existing beak of a squid or octopus when they're 'hungry'.
Her affection scenes demonstrates her abilities as a ghost, like doing a magic show where things are flying all around your house.
That's probably how she got a pair of torn jeans on her to maintain modesty.
Huh. That's pretty cool. Totally validates my distrust of them. Cephelapods are totally spooky. Had to sort those bastards when I worked at a food warehouse. They may have been frozen and dead, but they always looked hella shifty to me.
"A... ah... stop smiling at me you stupid idiot...
I seriously want to die and go to Heaven already..."
February 14th. Odd, thought it was later for some reason.
What do you do with your waifu for valentines day?