>you'll never come together with anyone ever
I was actually just thinking recently how it seems hentai hardly ever shows girls cumming on their own. Not on their own as in masturbating, as in just having sex and the girl cums from it. They always have to make the guy cum too, like otaku are too selfish to want a girl to cum without themselves doing it too.
>virgin loser nerd has an 8 inches dick and is an absolute champ at licking pussy
>Girl meets guy on same day they fug
>"I hope you take responsibility"
>hasn't made the effort to cum together with his gf
>Every time he thrusts, my insides get even tighter!
>I want to get impregnated by your dick!
She wants to get pregnant by his dick and no one elses.
Her vagina is contracting because of the sensations shes feeling.
It's not rocket science. Do you guys even have a 2D girlfriend?
>my fully hard cock has gotten harder for the third time this encounter
>tfw at least one person around the world is cumming every second
>you cum together with many people all the time
Not gonna lie, I posted the image and I use the Tomorrow theme
I use the Tomorrow theme as well, that isn't the point.
Hastily fixed for you.
>oh, youre still so lively after we fucked that hard, let's go for a 2nd round without even a 5 minutes break
That's a pretty terrible colour-key, you should be ashamed that you're so bad at using it senpai
>I will send to your husband these pics in which I'm clearly molesting you
>so have sex with me instead
>Guy comes buckets
>Doesn't stop pumping
>[coming eternally intensifies]
>Never find doujin again
>search big dick/huge dick on exhentai
>only 15/16 are futa
>and the one that isn't fucking sucks
i guess searching stomach bulge helps a bit but a lot of futa there too
In all honesty, in my opinion sex has become pretty damn boring in the world. Henati and doujins don't do much for me, having sex in real life is fucking lame as shit, even though I tried to be kinky with my partner. It just fell to shit cause I was not as interested as I thought I would.
Then there's the Internet Culture's bastarization of sex, especially here I notice that its edgy and cool to put sex in almost every facade of a reply . It gets so predictable and boring.
Not saying this to anybody, but sex in general is pretty fucking garbage if you look at it from the inside out.
>this guy hasn't actually had a full on sex week with someone he loves
man you're missing out.
Do you get disappointed when the epilogue after they screw is only 1-3 panels? I read for the story so I want to know how their lives change afterwards.
The hentai part only needs to be about 8 pages tops to show off the girl in a few positions. Then again, it's probably thanks to how drawn out the sex is that the dialog suffers so much it becomes hilarious.
I think people might like it but not in the way you'd want them to
>man you're missing out.
The problem with me is, when it comes to woman. I don't love them nor do can I understand the whole "Love and soulmate" business. Personally (in my opinion) love is nothing more than meeting someone you actually like and similar to you, with a cute figure so you can connect and then fuck.
I'm not some guy who puts 100% of himself into loving a chick, the sex and body is all men want after all whether you choose to believe that or not. I find sex boring now cause I get it over a regular bases, so when I come here and see how overhyped it is, I feel the need to explain why it really isn't all that great. Doujins and hentai were great for me when I first started out, now
>6 years later
Its boring as fuck for me, not saying is garbage or trying to disrespect anyone. Just saying my opinion....damn this is a blog.
>sex in real life
You are fucking normalshit
>cheeky sociopath gifts /a/ with his hard earned knowledge
If you were mentally capable of doing this altruistically it would be cute.
>what is a refractory period?
A thing you can train. Also, boners are 60% or more psychological. You wouldn't necessarily be able to come again very quickly, but a total virgin getting it for the first time with the girl he loves could maintain erections.
>mfw I did that
she only fell in love with my dick for a single night, but what a night it was
Hey, your opinion man. If I suck at sex, pretty weird how I keep getting it and no one claims. I am emotionally devoid though, that's what happens after you realize "there is no special someone for me". Just settle down with some chick you think will be best for you and enjoy growing old.
If being a realist is being an autist then I fear for you brother. I agree though I'm stopping this blog shit after this post.
>I have no idea how mental illnesses work
>tags: chubby, loli
>the loli is only on one page and the protagonist is a chubby guy
these tags are supposed to help, not just point out whatever happens to fucking appear
You might wanna, like, bro is up with some bros and have a brotastic night getting fucked up with some super cool bros, bro.
hey could you please stop shitposting
These bros are not in tune with the brosphere. When the one true bro comes for us, only the broest of bros will ascend to brohallah with the true bro. Better get your bro in order bros.
Come Together ( http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cometogether )
Well, that sucked. Stupid image borders.
You mean you don't schedule your ejaculations?
No, it doesn't. Sperm leave the seminal solution while inside the vagina, before they even pass through the cervix.
It's what we in the business call "a modicum of self-control"
Sounds like you need some training
>in my language that sounds extremely similar to "exhaust pipe"
isn't it amazing when things just work out like this?
>their hips don't move on their own
>shit i just read the edging article on wikipedia
>Sperm leave the seminal solution while inside the vagina, before they even pass through the cervix.
During orgasm, contractions of the cervix draw some seminal fluid in to the cervix. Only a minute after ejaculation, the seminal fluid starts to coagulate and stops this from happening, which is why cumming together actually increases fertility.
>this week on /a/non health a first time caller is taught he doesn't jizz if he tries not to.
/r9k/ camaraderie for losers or blatant shitposting. We let you at the home decide. Don't forget to phone in to those polls
>Monster sex hentai show
>Only consensual scene is the one between the two humans.
What is it with Japan and monster rape? Why no monster-love? Excluding those "Guy fucks monstergirl" shows.
>mfw I came twice once
don't know how I did it
also couldn't do it again
I do please myself since I happen to have multiple ejaculations as well. I don't fap twice in a row because my mind is totally devoid of any sexual though after the blow,so having it still hard is not worth much for me.
>not into futa
Haha, look at this
man with a different opinion of my own that I respect
My dick tucks into the urogenital folds when I see something thoroughly unappealing, as if cowering in fear.
So I just think of gross things like musk or people who use Apple products. That way if I ever pop a boner from actually appealing things like women and men the dick is already hiding safely, blocked by the skin of my scrote.
ahh same here
By the time I get the head inside I'm already erect and my cock starts aching a lot.
>I just think of gross things like musk and people who..
I'm afraid this doesn't work for me. Gross stuff like moss, spit and vomit just serve to turn me on more.
>tfw just now noticed tha Guy Fawkes mask
I'm going to have so much fun with this later.
That's probably the one thing where their porn is more normal.
As opposed to the bald guy covered in tribal tattoos coming in a bitch's nose in every other western porn in between shots that zoom in on his face going AWWWWW AWWWWWWW.
Mah man you don't really need to point the obvious from nowhere, otherwise it will come naturally to ironically make fun of you.
Sex is truly a huge collective shitposting welcoming cancer or bastardization as you say. People in our fandom force doujin because they're generally newfags and wannabe circlelords who think that it's all about and exactly what they're supposed to do to get along. Most of them don't even watch or know the actual source but they'll do look though all of its doujins and other 18+ materials regardless.
>been masturbating for 10 years and still can't control mine for more than 2-3min
On the pro side, NetVideoGirls' calendar auditions have the most consistent hotness.
MomPOV has the single hottest video I've ever seen (look for "Savannah", Asian woman, had to torrent it).
Also, Lisa Ann.
But amateur has the strength of sheer variety. You aren't really going to see a genuine girl-next-door-type get rawdogged hard from behind while the guy pulls her hair and sticks a finger in her ass in a professional production because the industry doesn't really attract girls who look like that. The industry doesn't employ "cute", it employs "hot". Well, unless you're looking for jailbait stuff, and that's too weird for me, especially since a lot of it has incest themes.
But you see it in the Amateur tag all the time. That said, there's also still a lot of shit you have to stomach if you want to get off. I'm black, and I have a MILF fetish, and I like white girls (big surprise, right?). But if I want to see a black guy lay some serious pipe on a 35-year-old white woman, I'm going to have to suffer through a) constant use of "nigger" and/or b) actual cuck shit, because most of those videos have racist or cuck themes or both.
Not to mention the general low quality of the videos on a technical level.
>if I want to see a black guy lay some serious pipe on a 35-year-old white woman, I'm going to have to suffer through a) constant use of "nigger" and/or b) actual cuck shit, because most of those videos have racist or cuck themes or both.
That sounds pretty awful, I don't watch interracial stuff for the same reason.
This is the dumbest shit.
I can't even fit my dick in my gf. It's a huge process getting her loosened up and even then I can barely move without her wincing in pain.
I don't have a big dick.
imaginarylittle sister is bad.
It's something I've learned to deal with. And in typical male fashion, I've learned to appreciate it when the girl has a nice voice and if there isn't a wheezy guy saying it from behind the camera. Even NetVideoGirls' plays up the "never been with a black guy before" side of things.
Pretty much the only way to not run into it is black-girl-white-guy.
>every super hot milf is sexually deprived and has a fetish for teenage boys
I wonder how many /a/nons cum together
>Personally (in my opinion) love is nothing more than meeting someone you actually like and similar to you, with a cute figure so you can connect and then fuck.
blogshit aside, I like the way you think anon