>[HorribleSubs] Ojisan to Marshmallow - 02 [720p].mkv

OJISAN PLEASES YOUNG GIRLS FOR MARSHMALLOWS

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cute

They skipped quite a few gags and Wakabayashi's little brother's introduction in these short two episodes. Makes me think they'll focus on the love triangle with Mio5.

>That telephone call

My godforsaken sides, they left this reality.

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>>136123536

>>136123565
Back to your reservation, cancer.

>>136123184
This is great, Too bad about the 3DPD.

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>>136123669
The irony of you not saying that to the one posting a non /a/ related reaction image.

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Ojisan is too marshmallowsexual.

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>>136123752
Not him, but just because the reaction image is /a/ related doesn't make the whole "muh sides" thing any more /a/ related. It's fucking dumb.

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>trying to get them fired by pretending to be fucking
Dumb woman.

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>>136123822
Point taken. Now lets stop this argument to avoid derailing the thread.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Poor Oji-san, he just want to forget his previous life of raping and mindbreaking girls.

>>136123867
Well she fell in love with him at first sight on a street while she was in high school and followed him to his workplace when she graduated so it's not like she really cares.

AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN

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>doesnt give a shit about the bra
>gets excited when he sees marshmallows

Oh Ojisan!

>>136124141
l-lewd

>>136124088
So ojii-san is not fucking her because she's crazy.

>>136124088
Yandere my shit up

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>>136123184
>You'll never have a coworker like that in your life
Why even live

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>>136124058
Kek

>>136124058
It's like I'm watching 3D JK Meshi.

>>136123184
She wants the Hi.

Why do she end half of her sentences with s?

>Eri Kitamura is alive
This show fills me fluffy feelings.

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reminder

>>136124058
How tall is right side girl?

>>136124528
5'6"

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>>136124229
I believe you haven't realized it yet but this show is basically Ore Monogatari 2: Marshmallow edition

>>136124573
Oh wow then that other girl is a fucking dwarf.

>>136124273
>>136124317
Yeah. She's obsessively in love so much so that she doesn't give a shit about anyone or anything other than Hige, even her little brother comes in second place.

>>136124722
Average japanese girl, yes

>>136124467
Take this back to /v/ or /tv/ or whatever the hell it's from.

>>136124359
Why did they make her fat?

>>136124859
She was fat in the original web comic. What are you talking about? You mean marshmallow senpai, right?

>>136124573
>5'6"
hahaha, I'm taller than her, nice!

>>136124910
Impressive.

>>136124573
How tall is that in real people units?

how dense is hige?

>>136125071
https://www.google.fi/search?q=5%276%22&oq=5%276%22&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8#q=5%276+in+meters

Hige is such a fucking faggot. Holy shit.

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So Japan has already declared this as AOTY and erected monuments in its name, right?

>>136125071
>1.67m
Tiny as shit.

>>136125100
google is blocked in my country

>>136125264
>living in a cuck country

>>136125264
are you a chink?

>>136124058
Is the toast giant or is she extremely small?

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>>136124573
>2 inches taller than me

>>136125300
>>136125319
>2016
>not blocking the botnet

>>136125331
Japanese bread is that big, like Texas toast.

>>136125424
Jeez, they must have jaw cramps all the time running to school

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8616

We're all caught up now on translations now thanks to the tv series. Amazing.

>>136124058
I'm probably shorter than left girl.

>>136125497
Based Danbooru translators.

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>>136125374
short girls are cute
short boys are easier to prison-rape
s'all good

>>136124584
What if Ojisan took off his shirt too

>>136123867
I read a few of manga pages

seems the manager is pervy as fuck, so she's probably just messing with him knowing he won't fire her cute ass

>>136125819
and you're a faggot

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>>136125531
>no matter how much you lift, you will never be this large

>>136125531
God, is he just a big girl? What's with that reaction?

I want Rinko to NTR Wakabayashi with homemade marshmallows.

>>136123669
You should have said that to the /co/ idiot over there >>136123536, retard-kun.

>>136125497
TOOK LONG ENOUGH

I gave up after the 5+ months of no translations

>>136126223
᠎⁠日᠎⁠本᠎⁠語᠎⁠っ᠎⁠て᠎⁠何᠎⁠っ᠎⁠す᠎⁠か᠎⁠

So when does Wakabayashi's crossdressing brother show up?

I liked the cooking corner.
OH OH OH OH OH OH

>>136126609
The VA must be a virgin, those are not sex noises.

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>best anime this season
>3 minute episodes

>>136126806
I grew to like anime shorts recently.

>>136126419
Probably the BBQ. They skipped the Basal body temperature test gag so the follow up would make no sense.

>>136125331
What, have you got something against hobbits?

>>136126632
I don't think it was supposed to sound convinci-AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN

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>>136126806
>>136127022
Shorts have been AOTS-tier almost consistently since Spring 2013.

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>>136126632
>Kitamura Eri
>virgin

AHN AHN AHN AHN > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>136127379
>>136127022
>>136126806
Shorts are saving anime

>>136127662
>>136127379
>>136126806
You should embrace shorts since they will be the only source of 2D animation once all the major studios go full CGI with their shows.

To say that this show is the best show this season wouldn't be an understatement. Also, short 3D girl > tall 3D girl.

>>136127099
Yes, my dick

>>136128019
the mole killed it for me

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You're just walking down the streets when this coworker of yours offers you a marshmallow and starts moaning repetitively towards you. What do you do?

>>136128251
moan louder

>>136128251
Make her moan harder

>>136128251
Give her my wallet and cellphone and call the police.

>>136128251
[ ] Run away
[ ] Ask what's wrong
[ ] Genuflect
[X] Regurgitate food for the chick

Did I do good?

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>>136124528

>>136128386
I'm pretty sure that she's far smaller than that. You can do the same thing they did with that manlet and the cellphone, but comparing her size with the toast. I mean, just look at the size of that toast in comparison with her hand. She's probably less than a meter tall!

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>>136128281
>she moans
>you make an even louder manly moan

>>136128251
I check for superpowers, I'm obviously stuck in an anime

>>136128251
I play along.

>AN AN AN AN AN AN
>UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF

>>136128328
How do you call the police with no cellphone?

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Moshi moshi, Hige desu.

>>136128251
Moan harder. Defend my territory!

>>136127022

I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear

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>>136123184

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>>136128780

>>136128251
Give her back the marshmallow and apologize.

>>136128936
Lewd

>>136123184
I want to taste her marshmallow.

>>136128386
Damn why are they wasting screentime on this crap? I don't want to look at real people.

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>>136123873
>meta speak
Just get the fuck out newfag

>>>/wsg/903839

>>136125093

Just fucking look at him

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Why would such a delicious OL like a fat man like Hige?

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>>136127022
>>136127379
>>136127662
Honestly, if I was going to make a list of my all-time favorite comedy anime, most of that list would be made up of the short anime released in the last 3 or 4 years.

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>>136129430
There is another one

>>136125003
>>136124910
Manlets detected.

>>136124058
Yo les doy.

Laughed more during this three minutes than I did during the whole 10+ hours of Nichijou.

>>136123774
Maybe that's, ironically, why women like him so much? He's the only man they've met that don't see them as sex objects. Just like how Nico Robin likes Luffy.

>>136129638
Mio5 is a dirty cheating slut. I'm glad she's out of the running in the Hige bowl.

>>136129898
Or maybe they know Hige's true sexual ability, being a fat ojisan.

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>>136127726
>all the major studios going full CGI with their shows.

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>>136129638
This series is great

>>136130871
My fucking heart. Tell me this two end up together please.

>>136130871
God damn that's adorable.

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>>136130923
Only a few pages later

>>136130923
>Implying it wont end in heartbreak when he dies of clogged arteries from all the mallow.
>Implying he wont heart attack whilst mounted on top of her in hot passionate sex that leads to her suffocating underneath him

>>136129638
Dirty slut.

>>136130871
I don't think I'll be able to survive this.

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>>136130988
But she remains pure

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>>136130988
>she actually makes a move

>>136131130
Landlady pls go

>>136130871
Is this rape?

>>136131114
Wait I'm lost what happened here?

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>his favourite brand stops producing marshmellows

soundofheartbreaking.jpg

>>136131167
>>>/co/mblr

>>136131114
Is she drooling?

>>136131269
She feel asleep while drunk, was about to say something stupid (let's make a baby) and then ran away ashamed.

>>136131278
At least they didn't change the recipe or somethign

Fuck you new chips ahoy

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>>136131450
Guess who's responsible for that

>>136131269
She's drunk and decided to visit Hige after a ladies night where she mistook every phonecall for Hige. She touches his stomach compares it to a marshmellow and falls asleep. Then she sobers up and told him she had a nice dream about touching his stomach and then things get embarassing for her

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>>136131504

>>136123822
>the actual use of a well known meme doesn't transcend boards
>being this autistic

You're the reason /a/ is shit.

>>136131504
Is that a Gurren Lagann reference?

>>136131648
Feel free to leave any time!

>>136131504
>Guess who's responsible for that
... Black Gypsy Jews?

>>136131667
One day people will believe this for real.

>>136127384
Are you shitting me anon? We've had a shitstorm over that and in the end, it turns out she was completely innocent. At this point, that's just outright slander.

>>136129638
Marshmallows preventing rape

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>>136131696
Here's a hint newfag:

If you're willing to go to such lengths to "save" your board, you haven't lurked enough. Your buttanger makes me chuckle though so keep it up.

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>>136124058
小見川 千明
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!,

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>>136131847
/a/non meets Hige-san

MARSHMALLOW SEX WHEN

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>>136132022
You can only have these sexual innuendos

>>136131278
>his tears of joy when he finds out they're just redesigning it
>the staff are crying as well

I didn't expect the comics to be so enjoyable beyond Wakabayashi but all the characters have their own appeal. Even her freakish brother.

>>136126632
Anon, do you have brain damage?

>>136130996
To be fair if a man does what she's doing it's considered normal as exploring your options or something. She does seem to be in a serious relationship with the president though so double standard may not apply here.

>>136132207
>all the characters have their own appeal
The slut doesn't.

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It's a dream sequence where Hige is a baby and him and Wakabayashi have the same dream

>>136131455
Fuck off 3DPD.

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>>136132339
What's with that page where Hige's family joins and Wakabayashi leaves and nothing happens next page?

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Well this turned into a love triangle quickly

>>136132460
I'm not that far ahead yet

>>136132460
That's Hige's sis and her kid.

>>136128251
Start chanting "Shirabe, shirabe, shirabe...".

>>136132658
No.

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Dem marshmallows

>>136132600
Woah woah, titty monster kinda aggressive.

>>136132717
What do marshmallows feel like?

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>>136132658
They never said shit, but I'm glad. But another now there's another problem. He's moving to america.

>>136131159
Permavirgins and purityfags, die, please.

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>>136132658
Meant to reply. >>136132646

>>136132720
You have no idea.

>>136132848
what

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This fucking slut is teasing Wakabayashi with her normiephobia

>>136132717
She has really delicious brows

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Mio5 is a two-timing bitch

Wakabayashi a best

>>136133143
That was such a good moment.

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Oh it's the scene from the first episode. Guess they going that far with the anime

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>>136132460
Holy shiet

>>136132822
He's just transferring to another floor. Some Japanese wordplay lost in translation.

>>136126033
the girl was showing a weird attraction and he's a japanese male so he couldn't deal

>>136125981

You will be in Japan.

Relatively.

>>136133222
>>136133305
They're going to end it here and increase the chance of a second season.

>>136132331
A token slut is necessary to emphasize Wakabayashi's qualities.

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Who is cuter? Factory Senpai or Kouhai?

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Totally not gay

>>136133555
I hope they make it 2 cour

>>136133740
>not enjoying a good time with your bros naked

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>>136131504

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Another failed confession

>>136132331
What if you like sluts?

Would you still watch this if the protagonist was skinny bishie?

>>136134059
Then you have problems.

>>136134084
There would be no appeal then.

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>About your confession back then..
>A-am I good enough?

Hoo boy

>>136134084
Yes, i'm watching it for the girls, but it would lose part of its charm if it were like that.

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Lewd

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>>136134023
I want to go balls deep in slut-chan and leave Hige to Wakabayashi!

They should call this series Sluts and Stalkers with Daddy Issues.

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>Marshmallows on toast actually looks fucking delicious.
I need to test this.

This is easily one of the best shorts in the past 5 years.

>>136132822
that chocolate loli is melting

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>>136135848

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Fucking destroyed.

Her pride and ego, gone.

why are they bullying a fat man

why is this allowed!

>>136136049
Japan is teaching its' young girls to desire the fat middle-aged man
That's not bullying, that's planning ahead

>>136136110
is this the age of reverse rape?
first elves who defile the orcs and now young nubile women who prey on the fat men?

>>136136182
Just need male elves raping human men and the circle will be complete

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just marathoned the pages on the booru
i kinda wanna typeset this even though i've never done it before

also christ mio5 is a semen demon
but she is a filthy whore

why is everyone calling the other girl a slut

what did she do

>>136136244
>Just need male elves raping human men and the circle will be complete
gay

>>136136309
It's not gay if it's an elf
And it's not rape if it's an elf
Therefore, stop hating on my straight vanilla porn

>>136136288
She's in a relationship with the company president and she's also going after Hige.

>>136136530
With him? She could do better.
>>136136257

>>136136632
He's not the president actually. It's a running gag.

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such lewd expressions

>>136133305
Please tell me that's his sister and that the kid has some retarded reason for calling him dad

PLEASE

>>136136999
You're spot on

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I want to pound her so, mates.

>>136137247
AN AN AN AN AN

>>136131760
oh my god

Co worker is a pretty accurate portrayal of an asian character in anime appearance wise, if only she had black hair.

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>>136136999
I forgot Hige's name but is Haba something, the loli tries to call him Haba but she says Papa.

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>>136125484
Underrated post.

>>136136182
Oh man, we desperately need that Daily Life of good guy Orc anime adaption.

>>136124058
MARSHMALLOW ON TOSTO

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>>136130871

>>136124058
Do you need a toaster oven for this?
They say "toast it again until it's golden brown", but there's no way the toast with the marshmallows on top is gonna fit on my regular toaster without making a mess.

So do they get together or does he stay with her just for marshmallows? That would be sad

They're inevitably going to have kinky food sex where he licks the melted marshmallows off her body or something, right?

Why is mashimaro man so cute?

>>136137247

Is it weird to be turned on by that monotonous moaning

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Her design is pure sex for an OL employee that wants your dick.

>>136140863
Reminds me of that girl from Working!! who was dating the meek self-insert dude

>3 minute show minus op and ed
>250 response thread

The fuck is happening

>>136141057
everyone self-inserting into the fat man

>>136141057
It's good, especially for originally being some average porn artist's scribbles.

>>136141057
Everyone wants to know what happens to faceless old men after they find a face.

And teekyu is 90 seconds long and has threads reaching the bump limit.

>>136141496
Teekyuu is the best anime short so that's understandable

>>136141057
its cute

>>136141584
And the best thing is that it will outlive us.

>>136136257
>manager met janitor at the restroom
>insert dirty joke
>they get married

Manager living the dream

>>136143015
This series is either stuff that never happens or stuff that happens all the time but it will never happen to you, I'm not sure which.

There's a pretty attractive monotone chick at my work.

Not sure why, but she creeps me the fuck out.

>>136129430

Big men have their own caveman appeal.

If you're not as big as they are, the least you should do is work out to get muscular instead.

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>>136131948
>小見川 千明
Doesn't she have like a delicious booty IRL?

>>136123184
AOTS, it's a shame it's only a short but what can you do with a one-joke thing like this?

>>136140122
A lot of ovens have a grill.

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>>136123184
>no qt OL that will purposely stand in the rain for you

>>136129430
chubby chaser exist for women as well you know?

>>136144469
I'd actually argue its more common for women to be chubby chasers then men, at least, thats what stereotypes tell me. Its true that fat dudes (so long as they aren't obese) are usually much more attractive then fat women.

>>136144563
Really. The only thing keeping you from getting a girlfriend right now is your financial situation, your social awkwardness, or you're just too ugly.

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>>136144563
it helps if the guy is tall+bear mode, and not a 'spherical manatee' kind of fat.
there's distinct tiers of fat man.

>>136124573
That makes her freakishly huge as far as Japanese girls are concerned.

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>>136127022
There's some great shorts.

REMOVE MIO5

>>136145491
I never finished watching that because there were no subs when it aired. How was it?

>>136145806
I thought it was really good, I watched straight after reading the manga which is also great but it's finished.

>>136125484
Took me a second.

>>136125497
Sankyu

>>136145977
Please explain to not Americans.

>>136137043
Thank god. Fuck the anons claiming NTR

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>>136145806
Came for the sassy ecchi; stayed for the introspective lessons in life.
It was actually fucking great.

Asuka is a god damn miracle, I tell you.

>>136146027
You know that popular gag where the MC is late for school, can't eat breakfast, and ends up running out of the house and down the street with a piece of toast in their mouth?

The joke was that if they tried that with toast as big as the piece shown in the cooking segment, they'd hurt their neck because of the weight.

>>136146319
*jaw, not neck.

>>136146319
Oh, I thought it was some kind of Texan joke.

>>136146362
Nah, Texas toast is a real thing. It's just big garlic bread.

>>136146183
I wish the author would do something like it again or pick Asuka back up. He's only doing the art for Radiation House at the moment.
At least we have Joshi Kausei.

>>136146183
>>136146647
>Kyou no Asuka Show
>Joshi Kausei

Oh baby. I know what I'm going to binge read today.

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>>136146912
Joshi Kausei doesn't have as much ecchi as asuka but it has some delicious girls

>>136147464
I think Asuka pretty much lost all the ecchi halfway into the manga, didn't it? Though it also almost made me tear up like a bitch when the chapter about her reminiscing about her mother happened.

>>136128281
Reminds me of my college roommates

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>>136124387
3D JK Meshi would be an improvement.

>>136147564
The one where she scolds that guy for saying he wants to kill himself was nice too.

The ecchi isn't as frequent later on but it's still there. The guy at the park is looking at her pants and then feels bad when he sees that she's crying in the mother chapter.

Please tell me they end up dating

>>136129430
>Why would such a delicious OL like a fat man like Hige?
Have you seen Japanese doujins? Huge fat men are sex machines.

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I want to date her.

>>136125484
Kek

>>136149438
>she will never be real
Just kill me

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>>136124387
I hope they do this segment in every episode and each recipe is just throwing marshmallows on top of some other food.

>>136150449
Watch the whole episode.

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Does she shave, lads?

>>136151054
>Marshmallows on Pizza
>Marshmallows in Mashed Potato
>Marshmallow Chilli Con Carne
>Marshmallows and Haggis
>Marshmallow sushi
>Toasted crumpets and marshmallows

>>136151054
Hopefully the last episode will have them naked and covered in marshmallow fluff.

>>136151787
>Marshmallows on Pizza

Marshmallow pizza is actually really fucking good.

>tfw you'll never ravage kitaeri in bed and listen to her lewd voice as you cum inside

marshmellow on toast?

so that's what that lewd office lady is calling it this week

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>>136129430
>Anime
She is attracted to the genuinely kind person hiding behind those layers of fat

>Real life
Being fat and being useful aren't mutuall esclusive.

>>136152757
I have never met a useful fatass.

>>136151744
On the one hand, she's Japanese.
On the other, she's an anime character.
It could go either way.

>>136152834
>I have never met a useful fatass.
"useful" in the mind of a woman is a different thing. He can be useful because he has money, because he's socially powerful etc. Essentially, any man who can give a woman a leg up in any way is useful, moreso than a man who is just handsome. It's true that women give less about looks than men but not for noble reasons.

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>>136152173
>>136151787

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I WANT TO MARRY THIS OFFICE LADY

>>136123822
>>136131696
>trying this hard to fit in
>thinking it's up to you to decide what's acceptable
>actually caring about memes this much

Yeah, get the fuck out you eternal newshit.

She reminds a bit of Kaga

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You will never pound Wakabayashi to a rhythmic beat. ;_;

>>136152835
Russian roulette with three of the cylinders filled!

>cute office ladies and marshmallows
>huh, seems cute, alright I'll watch it
>download episode one
>start reading the /v/ thread
>torrent has finished downloading

Ah, it's a really short episode kind of series.

this show is adorable

Creators in pack finds a way.

Hackadoll was based and this is too.

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>>136140122
Unlike American Toaster, this is the typical Japanese Toaster

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>>136157302
I often wonder, why Americans want to buy a toaster who can only toast breads alone

>>136157352
>>136157302
Why not just a microwave for that?

>>136157467
Do you want to melt your sandwich filling?
Microwave is high-power

>>136157628
Its usually cheese. Or Ham. Ham doesn't melt

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>>136143585
I would hope so. I'm super happy that she is getting a bunch of work this season
>Ojisan to Marshmallow
>Luck & Logic
>Haruchika
The only good one she is in is Ojisan, but hearing her again makes me happy.

>>136124229
You'll know when you hit ojisan's age.

>>136147861
Is that Sora Tokui?

>>136157467
>>136157628
>>136157648
How about those sandwich presses that can lock the top slab on a certain height so they dont make contact with the marshmallows?
Or an oven on grill

>>136124058
>>136131948
>>136158719
they are Chika Yoshitomi and Nozomi Furuki

>>136157648
>Ham doesn't melt
You're not trying hard enough