What in the name of God was this? I was expecting a nice short

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>>136119261
>not wanting to lick her hemorrhoids after she eats spicy food

>>136119261
>I thought the appeal of 2D girls was that they don't have obscene bodily functions to tamper their ideal beauty.
to kill nerds only escape so that fucking actual 3d women isnt such a horrifying prospect to hopefully fix japans population problem

>>136119529
>Implying 3D want to fuck us
lol

>>136119529
so this is just another propaganda anime like Danna and Ojiisan Marshmallow?

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I'm just waiting for best girl to show up.

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What would anal sex with her be like?

>>136119788
Like your cock being crushed.

>>136119788
Depends, is she a giant, or are the other two in that picture just really small? The answer will vastly change things

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>>136119788
Like making your way through a jungle.

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cute

>>136119788
Really awkward at first, then really wild as you unlock her true potential

>>136119788
spicy

>>136119914
I want to mess up her hair.

>>136119758
>niku

top kek

>>136119758
That's not Okako, silly.

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>>136120188
That's right, she is not.

>>136119788
like sticking your cock into an industrial milking machine

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>>136120319
>Those tiny little hands

>>136119788
Put some hot sauce in an onahole and find out. Tape steel wool around it for the authentic bushy experience.

>>136119261
>Who are they trying to appeal to with this?
Girls, anon, you're watching a show for girls.

>>136121713
You make it sound like that would be a contradiction to Anons watching it

>>136121713
We're all little girls here, anon.

>>136119758
Are fatfags that big of a demographic that yhe had to make this character?

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>>136119641
>lol

>>136119856
What the fuck is perspective?

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>>136119758
Holy fuck, i may drop this already if its going to get this rough.

>>136122201
per·spec·tive
pərˈspektiv/Submit
noun
noun: perspective
1.
the art of drawing solid objects on a two-dimensional surface so as to give the right impression of their height, width, depth, and position in relation to each other when viewed from a particular point.
"a perspective drawing"
a picture drawn in perspective, especially one appearing to enlarge or extend the actual space, or to give the effect of distance.
a view or prospect.
plural noun: perspectives
synonyms: view, vista, panorama, prospect, bird's-eye view, outlook, aspect
"a perspective of the whole valley"
GEOMETRY
the relation of two figures in the same plane, such that pairs of corresponding points lie on concurrent lines, and corresponding lines meet in collinear points.
2.
a particular attitude toward or way of regarding something; a point of view.
"most guidebook history is written from the editor's perspective"
synonyms: outlook, view, viewpoint, point of view, POV, standpoint, position, stand, stance, angle, slant, attitude, frame of mind, frame of reference, approach, way of looking, interpretation
"her perspective on things had changed"
true understanding of the relative importance of things; a sense of proportion.
"we must keep a sense of perspective about what he's done"
3.
an apparent spatial distribution in perceived sound.
Origin
late Middle English (in the sense ‘optics’): from medieval Latin perspectiva (ars ) ‘science of optics,’ from perspect- ‘looked at closely,’ from the verb perspicere, from per- ‘through’ + specere ‘to look.’

What the fuck is jokes?

>>136122221
There is nothing wrong with her you faggot.

Boy I sure hope we go back to talking about buttholes and gyarus again, I think the last thread last 24 hours.

>>136119261
Go rewatch Seitokai Yakuindomo again, it seems you lack experience.

>>136119788
Tight and slimy, and a bit frictiony by her butthole hairs.

And now I'm hard again.

>>136122381
>What the fuck is jokes?

They tend to be funny for a start.

>>136122221
>Not wanting to talk about girls buttholes and gyarus
Spotted the faggot

>>136122924
Should all Oshiete, Galko-chan! be called
"Buttholes & Gyarus" from now on?

http://strawpoll.me/6536175

>>136123150
They also talk about other important topics such as armpit hair and nipple hair.

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>>136119261
>I thought the appeal of 2D girls was that they don't have obscene bodily functions to tamper their ideal beauty.
The only reason you believed such a thing is that you're a turbo-pleb.

>>136119261

>What in the name of God was this?

>Oshiete! Galko-chan!
>OH SHIT! Galko-Chan!
>OH SHIT!
>Shits comes from asses
>Anal

It was in the title for fuck sake. Learn to read.

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>>136122221
>not liking this cutie

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>>136119261
Dumbass.

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>>136119758
>tfw I know a girl who looks exactly like her IRL

She's one of those no fucking before marriage Christians, though.

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>>136119381
[vomits internally]

>>136124404
pics

>>136124404

Sauce? Fat chicks in real life don't have tiny heads.

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Okako > Otako

>>136119758
she could probably squat 3 of me stacked together

>>136124404
Perhaps Christianity is a blessing in disguise

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>>136124941
What's "in disguise" about it?

is this show gonna be about ass jokes and pubic hair?

>>136125103
No.

>attracted to 3D girls
>actually enjoy all the weird gross stuff that goes on

I find this series unusually arousing.

>>136124822
I want to teach her how to have a proper posture.

>>136125495
On her knees?

>>136124822
>>136125495
her bad posture makes me that much more attracted to her.

>>136125049
the blessing

>>136127194
SWEATY TITS
W
E
A
T
Y

T
I
T
S

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At least she has good taste in anime.

>>136128965
Is that suppose to be gungrave?

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>>136129073
Yes.

>>136128965
She better have skipped the first episode though. And most of the second half.

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>>136119261
Do boys in Japan really just go up to girls and harass them about their tits? I thought Japanese men were supposed to be max betas.

>>136129146
Gyaru May Cry

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>>136129147
No. She's not a pleb.

>>136129146
>>136129199
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>136128965
BRAAANDOOON!

>>136129199
A tall girl who's too self-conscious about her height and arches over all the time is extremely adorable.

>>136129158
That really caught me off guard. Normally they'd build up a long friendship so that maybe they could risk it all by raping her in the back of a shed, but this guy's just like "hey nice tits can I grab em?"

Can I watch this anime at work assuming the cameras can't catch subtitles or are these things visually demonstrated?

>>136129796
It's all dialogue, though there are a few closeups of her clothed assets. Not even any upskirts or pantsu.

>>136124223
What the hell, I don't remember this scene at all.

>>136129818
Thanks, anon. Gonna see what this wild ride is like.

>>136129158
It's pretty normal in Japan, yes. If you're a woman and want to work there, you can expect getting asked about your cup size during the job interview, too.

It's a different culture, that's all.

>>136129680
He already has a girlfriend from another school, he has nothing to lose.

>>136129796
The closest you're gonna get to skin is gyaruko's practically uncovered ass slapping down on a chair.
And a balloon if that counts as visual.

>>136131006
Until the pool episode that is.

>>136122517
Why are you whiteknighting a cartoon pig?

>22.5 hours until ep 2
fuck physics

>>136121921
No, shut up

>>136132945
Good to see you have your priorities straight, anon! I assume you'll be fapping/edging to a hi-res wallpaper of Gyaruko-chan the entire time?

>>136133115
No, shut up

>>136122517
There is no beauty in being incredibly fat as it is incredibly unhealthy.

>>136133270
Stop fat-shaming, cis scum

>>136133270
Except she is increadibly athletic and super fast.

>most doujins don't have hairy assholes
Nips disappoint yet again.

>>136121713
I'm female, and all of the questions they discussed are pretty damn simple if you have some basic medical knowledge and common sense. The only female demographics who wouldn't have known these things are very young girls, and the tone of the show and all the fanservice clearly shows that it's not for young children. They don't even discuss the questions properly or from a medical standpoint. Basically, it's a show for adult guys who never bothered to learn a thing about actual female bodies, enjoy gross-out humour or have some fetishes you rarely see in mainstream anime.

>>136134037
>basic medical knowledge and common sense

>What do most normal people not have

>3DPD: The anime.
Disgusting.

>>136119381
I believe there's a manga a little bit like that, minus the spicy food and gyaru, but with the hemorrhoids and anal pleasure. Also bondage and a lesbian who gets turned straight.

>>136119261
If you want cuuto gyaaru, watch Haruchika for the one scene she appears each episode

>>136124404

Leave and stay gone

>>136135122
Haruchika is great because it has a male and female duo with absolutely no chance for retarded romance subplots.

>>136119641
Dis nigga so weeaboo he thinks he's Japanese.

>>136133380
Can she outrun the wide variety of obesity-related health issues?

>>136134037
It's not an educational show, it's a laughing at things you can relate to show.

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>>136119261
>I thought the appeal of 2D girls was that they don't have obscene bodily functions to tamper their ideal beauty.

>>136124404
so just marry her

>>136135914
First date her and get her to lose weight.

Then you get a pure girl who isn't fat. Literally the 3D jackpot.

>>136135589
She is a drawing so I brlieve she can.

>>136119914
She's really bushy, judging by her eyebrows.

Which is good, petite girls with crazy pubes are my fetish.

>>136124404
>She's one of those no fucking before marriage Christians
>Not a tattooed syphilitic with two different babydaddies, and 5 fetuses in the clinics incinerator.
Americans think this is a bad thing

>>136119261
Wait, if eyebrows determine bush thickness, than...Satsuki...

I want to fuck the fatty.

>>136137423
Would be a rather impressive forest if she didn't keep her bush perfectly trimmed at all times[spoilers] in the shape of an arrow pointing straight to her vagina[/spoilers]

>>136137910
Get in line.

>>136119261
it's true and that's why it's embarrassing when I try to answer your question and I don't have an answer, sorry. Maybe you should be on sad panda more.

>>136119381
I'm glad the show itself was at least more elequent than the average anon, at least we can trust Japan to do raunchy right and with some class, unlike you degenerates

>>136137423
And this is when you remember Chaika.

>>136119788
Worth breaking your dick off for

Five hours, (and who can do it less in?)
By haughty Celia spent in dressing;
The goddess from her chamber issues,
Arrayed in lace, brocades and tissues.
Strephon, who found the room was void,
And Betty otherwise employed,
Stole in, and took a strict survey,
Of all the litter as it lay;
Whereof, to make the matter clear,
An inventory follows here.
And first a dirty smock appeared,
Beneath the armpits well besmeared.
Strephon, the rogue, displayed it wide,
And turned it round on every side.
On such a point few words are best,
And Strephon bids us guess the rest,
But swears how damnably the men lie,
In calling Celia sweet and cleanly.
Now listen while he next produces
The various combs for various uses,
Filled up with dirt so closely fixt,
No brush could force a way betwixt.
A paste of composition rare,
Sweat, dandruff, powder, lead and hair;
A forehead cloth with oil upon’t
To smooth the wrinkles on her front;
Here alum flower to stop the steams,
Exhaled from sour unsavory streams,
There night-gloves made of Tripsy’s hide,
Bequeathed by Tripsy when she died,
With puppy water, beauty’s help
Distilled from Tripsy’s darling whelp;
Here gallypots and vials placed,
Some filled with washes, some with paste,
Some with pomatum, paints and slops,
And ointments good for scabby chops.
Hard by a filthy basin stands,
Fouled with the scouring of her hands;
The basin takes whatever comes
The scrapings of her teeth and gums,
A nasty compound of all hues,
For here she spits, and here she spews.
But oh! it turned poor Strephon’s bowels,
When he beheld and smelled the towels,
Begummed, bemattered, and beslimed
With dirt, and sweat, and earwax grimed

>>136138632
No object Strephon’s eye escapes,
Here petticoats in frowzy heaps;
Nor be the handkerchiefs forgot
All varnished o’er with snuff and snot.
The stockings why should I expose,
Stained with the marks of stinking toes;
Or greasy coifs and pinners reeking,
Which Celia slept at least a week in?
A pair of tweezers next he found
To pluck her brows in arches round,
Or hairs that sink the forehead low,
Or on her chin like bristles grow.
The virtues we must not let pass,
Of Celia’s magnifying glass.
When frightened Strephon cast his eye on’t
It showed visage of a giant.
A glass that can to sight disclose,
The smallest worm in Celia’s nose,
And faithfully direct her nail
To squeeze it out from head to tail;
For catch it nicely by the head,
It must come out alive or dead.
Why Strephon will you tell the rest?
And must you needs describe the chest?
That careless wench! no creature warn her
To move it out from yonder corner;
But leave it standing full in sight
For you to exercise your spite.
In vain the workman showed his wit
With rings and hinges counterfeit
To make it seem in this disguise
A cabinet to vulgar eyes;
For Strephon ventured to look in,
Resolved to go through thick and thin;
He lifts the lid, there needs no more,
He smelled it all the time before.
As from within Pandora’s box,
When Epimetheus op’d the locks,
A sudden universal crew
Of human evils upwards flew;
He still was comforted to find
That Hope at last remained behind;
So Strephon lifting up the lid,
To view what in the chest was hid.
The vapors flew from out the vent,
But Strephon cautious never meant
The bottom of the pan to grope,
And foul his hands in search of Hope.
O never may such vile machine
Be once in Celia’s chamber seen!
O may she better learn to keep
Those “secrets of the hoary deep!”

>>136138674
As mutton cutlets, prime of meat,
Which though with art you salt and beat
As laws of cookery require,
And toast them at the clearest fire;
If from adown the hopeful chops
The fat upon a cinder drops,
To stinking smoke it turns the flame
Pois’ning the flesh from whence it came,
And up exhales a greasy stench,
For which you curse the careless wench;
So things, which must not be expressed,
When plumped into the reeking chest,
Send up an excremental smell
To taint the parts from whence they fell.
The petticoats and gown perfume,
Which waft a stink round every room.
Thus finishing his grand survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!
But Vengeance, goddess never sleeping
Soon punished Strephon for his peeping;
His foul imagination links
Each Dame he sees with all her stinks:
And, if unsavory odors fly,
Conceives a lady standing by:
All women his description fits,
And both ideas jump like wits:
But vicious fancy coupled fast,
And still appearing in contrast.
I pity wretched Strephon blind
To all the charms of female kind;
Should I the queen of love refuse,
Because she rose from stinking ooze?
To him that looks behind the scene,
Satira’s but some pocky queen.
When Celia in her glory shows,
If Strephon would but stop his nose
(Who now so impiously blasphemes
Her ointments, daubs, and paints and creams,
Her washes, slops, and every clout,
With which he makes so foul a rout)
He soon would learn to think like me,
And bless his ravished sight to see
Such order from confusion sprung,
Such gaudy tulips raised from dung.

>>136122093
please stop this, your just making up shit that never existed with your rules just to make in seem like you fit in, lol was never something you avoided in writing, it's not a fucking emoticon, it's not a fucking senpai, xd, lel whatever the fuck everyone seems to add to anything anymore, it's fucking lol, it's been around forever, way before this site was set up and will be around way after, because it's the easiest fucking way to let someone know something's funny, your fucking allowed to find things humorous on the site, your not fucking better than anyone else thinking you never type the word lol out, your trying to fit in by conforming to these rules you just barely understand and letting everything go to shit before you actually know what's going on, and it doesn't actually do anything, cause you don't actually know what your fucking talking about, Just don't, fucking know what actually and why we have these rules, just don't make shit up, fucking lurk more

Hopefully some artist is going to make pictures of Galko with hairy pussy and anus after this episode. I need it nigger.

>>136139332
I've already seen one on pixiv a few days ago.

>>136140051
You'd better provide source for that, nigger.

>>136129941

>So it says your a DD cup
>Sorry but our higher ups don't want breasts like that in the office since it might distract out employees from working
>Time is money

>>136129941
Remember the blog by that black guy working as a teacher? Random people would just come up to him and ask him if he had a big dick.

>>136140804
>Would you be comfortable wearing a control bra or binding during work hours? We have changing rooms for employees.

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I want to have sex with Ojou.

I'd even date her.

>>136140370
Found it.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54644724

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>>136138632
>>136138674
>>136138712
tl;dr

>>136141019
Would she cutely stare at your face during sex, without understanding what's going on?

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>>136128965
>>136129146
I didn't expect a Gungrave reference, shit caught me off guard.

>>136141193
>retardedly innocent
That would be uncomfortably arousing

Some young girls have non-fecal hair on their butts. My girlfriend didn't at 13 (she tells me) but has some now at 16.

However, most of the time I've seen this used as an argument is by nasty whores who refuse to trim, when most young girls do that too.

Are they going to talk about how some girls have meaty assholes while others don't?
Is that even a thing in real life or just a 2D thing?

>>136141088
I want to have illicit relations with Otako.

>>136141595
ponuts aren't real

>>136128965
HERE COMES THE RAIN

>>136141758
I wish I had never heard what that term means.
If you don't know, please don't go look for a meaning. Your sanity is precious.

>>136142097
I wasn't going to but now you picked my interest.

>meat-chan fanart on pixiv made by someone not tetrodotoxin
>she's not meaty

Tetro's stuff is GOAT but it can't sustain me forever.

>>136134037
Pics of your ass hair please.

Hi.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49122284

>>136142965
>futanari

NO

>>136142965
I love feminine cocks.

>>136143220
Well, I was about to call you gay, but it's shitty futanari anyway.

>only semi-hard, ejaculating despite foreskin still covering the whole head
Stop that Japan, it's boner anathema.

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>>136119914
>>136136454
>>136137423

>thick eyebrows + thick bush

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>>136141193
I bet she's actually very kinky.

>>136140914
To this day I still have no idea what an octopus could possibly be.

>>136146243
she moonlights as a dominatrix

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>>136146617
Tell me more, Harry.

>>136122093
>I only accept reddit approved acronyms like "lel" and "kek"

>>136150565
Most of the time people tell fags saying "kek" to get the fuck out though, and I haven't seen anyone use "lel" on 4chan in general in a long-ass fucking time.
Please don't be so hurt because people are telling you to stop being a faggot.

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>>136119758
I'd let her suffocate me with her belly.

>>136119261
You don't understand, everything is hot in 2D.

>>136150842
>not her thighs, still damp and slick with sweat from wearing her bike shorts all day

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>>136129199

>>136150778
no on is interested in your opinion, you fucking roody poo

>>136151081
Not him but please kill yourself back to /b/.

Gyaruru~

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I want to fuck her so hard.

So this anime has a girl for every fetish or something? We have a loli, a normal girl, a gyaru, a "healthy" girl, and one other one that I don't know about.

>>136151764
>a normal girl
Ahahahaha

>>136151788
In terms of body type at least

>>136151718
So hard you'll break your dick.

The real question is will this have yuribait or not?

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>>136153824
I'll be the right man for her and surpass and her arse!

>>136128965
Watching this shit now, it is weird as hell and really corny.
Fun to watch.

>>136154581
If your dick breaks that just means it wasn't hard enough

>>136154581
Fuck off back to /u/.

>>136140914
Happens to white dudes too, I was watching a video about a white guy in Japan. He was an at a public bath scrubbing himself when some old guy grabbed him from behind on the shoulder, gently forced him to lean back and looked at his cock.

>>136119529
>>136119701

yes. Jap media is under government control, its no secret.

/thread

>>136154675
so gay

>>136154581
Kill yourself, Troid.

136135283
Isn't the main plot they both want to fuck their teachers dick?

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Switched on Gyaru is best Gyaru.

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>>136134037
>it's a show for adult guys who never bothered to learn a thing about actual female bodies, enjoy gross-out humour
Or because it's like light conversations in groups of girls and I miss that.

>>136154895
Hey Fat-chan did make an appearance after all.

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>>136134037
>I'm female

Sure you are.

>>136155213
How would you even know what that's like in the first place? I started losing friends in middleschool so there was nothing like that by then

Do normal people really just casually talk about their genitals?

>>136154675
>gently forced him to lean back and looked at his cock
don't stop. keep going, my knob needs this bud

>>136155480
Yeah, all the time. Did you think normalfags were actually less perverted than we are?

>>136154675
That's what happens when you surround yourself by perverted old men.

>>136142830
>wanting smelly hambeast's anus hair

>>136134037
LONDON
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>>136155698
do you honestly not?

>>136155740
Hell no, especially when they're 3D.

>>136155993
what if she put a paper bag that had a 2d girls face on it over her head

>>136119891
Underrated post.

>Was hoping to enjoy some nice porn of her
>Ass hair
>Dinnerplate nipples
>Scat
>Drawing her fat instead of thick

Phew. Dropped this series quick.

>>136146243
>octopus
Look up how an octopus swims. When they propel themselves forward, their tentacles come together. Before they make another propulsion, their tentacles flare out. He was basically saying that his gf would go down on him with her mouth lax, but when she'd bull pack her teeth would scrape his dick.

>>136155480
>Do normal people really just casually talk about their genitals?
You mean you don't? I'm far from normal but I talk about my penis all the time.

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30 minutes until new episode
Are you ready to know about more disgusting things girls talk about?

>>136156302
Then maybe.

>>136156493
But that's the point, you're not normal, so talking about your penis is normal

>>136156750
See? Talking about my penis is normal, and that's all there is to it.

>>136156769
Look, we can spend all day talking about your penis but I don't think we're getting penisy penis peniser

>>136156802
are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

>>136156870
>His penis is limp
I get rock hard just thinking about my penis.

>>136156901
That means you're a girl, only girls get turned on by their penises

>>136156988
That's only if they have envy for penises though.

>>136156988
When I think about my penis I think of all the good times we've had together, and the times we'll have together in the future. That's why I get hard.

>>136122093
The existence of these pillow never ceases to amuse me.

>>136136544

Nah, only city trash and libcucks think like this. They adopted a lot of the degenerate culture from Europe.

>>136119261
>fiery diarrhea
What?

>>136156445
Oooh, so that's why he had to visit the doctor.

Fuck, sounds horrible.

>>136134037

Is this show like dirty bachelorette frog threads from oldninekay? Is it worth picking up? I want female oriented toilet humor.

Does this really deserve two threads?

>>136119641
>lol

>>136158639
Nothing needs 2 threads.

>>136158639
where the other thread?

>>136158639
there are those who still resist the tyranny of generals.